The Tamriel Ta/v/ern

Come on in, got a clean mug around here somewhere...

>what's your job in Tamriel?
>where do you stand in the men VS elf feud for power?
>any stories from your travels?
>in which city would you like to settle down in one day?

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I really hope you don't serve altmer scum in this bar

>*ahem*


>OHHHHHH THERE ONCE WAS A HERO NAMED RAGNAR THE RED WHO CAME RIDING TO WHITERUN FROM OLD RORIKSTEAD

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All Thalmors should be purged from Tamriel

Play ESO

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Do you take requests?

We're here to teach this thread a lesson.

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*holds down z*

heh

No you can't touch them

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Why?

I really wish Skyrim's guilds weren't so fucking awful.
I had more fun doing the quests for the Temple of Mara.

I'm glad I'm too stupid to learn.

I will settle down in anvil one day

>Dat gentle ocean breeze kissing your skin on a warm summer evening
>The setting sun coating the land in shimmering gold
>The sound of the docked boats gently bobbing & splashing
>People happily heading home or to the tavern at the end of the day
>The stars slowly filling the sky above you
>not a care in the world

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I learned this cool spell that transmutes iron ore to silver and gold. It's easy as fuck and somehow doesn't break the economy. I've also been a capable goldsmith and jeweler since level 1. Ez money.

Huh that's weird I found a book containing that same spell in some cave full of bandits northwest of Whiterun. Not sure why they were bothering slaughtering a mammoth when they had that awesome spell just laying around. Also not sure how they got the mammoth into the cave now that I think about it.

There's a pit trap with spikes at the back to catch them when they fall in

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boring as shit that game
runs like shit that game
looks like shit that game
plays like shit that game
not fun until lvl 50 cp300

This. Why do the visuals for ES look so fucking ugly?

> pulling a multi-ton mammoth off of the spikes and somehow managing to drag it through the cave with only about half a dozen people
Not seeing it

i already do

Best stores are always from oblivion because of the A.I getting up to stupid shit.

I remember in Bruma, just chilling in a tavern, I watched as the blacksmith punched some guy to death because he tried to pick-pocket him in front of everyone and got caught.

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How many septims for argonian milk? Straight from the tap please.

You're thinking too hard. It's a game another pit was like 15 - 20 feet from were the mammoth lays.

>strength potion or magic buff

There you go

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>argonian milk

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Magic.

Do you think those tits are just visual, user?

Argonians aren't restricted to real life lizard biology.

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Honestly that's the most plausible part. Both entrances to the cave are significantly smaller than a mammoth.