The GOD of Yea Forums -- Hideo Kojima

There is no name in vidya more important than Hideo Kojima. You better believe in Kojima and pray to him, because he's going to transform the whole video game industry and lead a new vidya renaissance and change everything. Kojima is the light at the end of the long dark tunnel of bad games.

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I know this is off topic, but I have zero doubt in my mind I could kick the fucking shit out of Kojima. The man looks like a fucking pansy.

Like he wouldn't even put up a fight, he'd just be sat in his office one day ching chonging away contentedly to himself and i'd just boot the fucking door right off the hinges. He'd give out a little startled shriek like a frightened bird and try to run for it but I'm too quick and I grab him by his scrawny little neck and just start punching him as hard as I can in the kidneys while tears stream down his face.

It stands to reason that there would be security, but because it's Japan, it would just be a bunch of child sized gnomes in comically oversized security uniforms, blowing their whistles at me trying to grab hold of my legs while I grab Kojima by the ankles and turn him upside down to shake his Milk money out of his pockets.

Then I'd give his pathetic security a noogie and a wedgie apiece then turn back to that skinny little runt Kojima the final humiliating blow...a double wet Willy.

Kojima if you're reading this I'm fucking coming for you.

only worshiped by plebs who like cinematic movie games

I'm playing the first Metal Gear Solid and it's not very good. It has some cool characters and ideas but it controls terribly and some areas kind of feel like trial and error. Still excited for Death Stranding though.

I love pics like this, where you can see the light reflecting in the person's eyes/glasses. It's telling you that they're so self-absorbed they'll shove a lamp into their face just to get a slightly better picture to post online. You may not have noticed it, but your brain did

its called making a good photo

>having a reflection of light in your glasses now means you are self-absorbed
the absolute state of konami shills

>an industry professional wants to have a photo with good lighting
Yeah no shit

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It's clearly from an actual fucking photo shoot you absolute retard.