The absolute state of Pokemon

>Preorder for a golden traveling case!
I mean I guess it's better than 200 potions

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It's not even a pre-order bonus for the main game, you literally need to buy the same fucking game TWICE in order to get it.

*ahem*
Fuck Masuda
Fuck Dynamax
Fuck Game Freak
Fuck Nintendo, the Switch, and its owners

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why gold?

does it come with 200 potions? can you atleast sell it? Imagine you're chilling in a park when some kid swings around a 24 carat solid gold suitcase with a gyrados flying over him. How the hell are you supposed to *not* get robbed the moment you step outside
nips are weird

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I'm buying both anyway so it's a free in-game item for me.

Lets ignore the fact that this is some stupid preorder bonus but focus on how stupid it looks, why did they even bother including this in the first place?

that's because you're a dumb fucking idiot; but do what you want

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People act like this just happened. But Pokemon already made people restart their Pokedex in Gen III. We just forgave them because Emerald was the best Pokemon game and you could get all the Gen I + II Pokemon in LGFR.

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this is the reason why pokemon will never die and continue being the highest grossing media property ever

>preorder game
>get nothing

woow thanks?

yeah who wants to look like a fucking sherpa

More like
>preorder Pokemon Sword/Shield
>get nothing
>should've bought both games instead idiot :^)

at least gave something that looks nice

have fun never trading or battling officially!

i sure will

>trading
oh boy all 100 pokemon

What kind of autist plays pokemon for the multiplayer?

>trading

*Yawn*

*Yikes*

>He doesn't just use showdown to battle online
loving ever laugh

Yikes!

>free

And that's a good thing.

I have a feeling that this game will barely scratch a 72 on MC

People acting like Game Freak are bad now when they literally added a type called "Fairy", made its only defining trait being that the Pokemon in it are cute, and making it the strongest type in the game, rivaling Gen 1 Normal and Psychic.

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this game will be just as successful as pokemon lets go was

Fire emblem fates was fucking awful but atleast it was genuinely 2 separate fire emblem games worth of content.

How the fuck does anybody justify buying both versions of a pokemon game?

It'll get bonused to a sexy 92

Yeah, we knew shills aren't even Pokémon fans, anymore. They don't care if Gamefreak erase them for lazyness.

1. So you can replay the generation by trading all of your Pokemon to one version and restarting the other
2. So people without friends can catch 'em all
3. So people who do have friends have someone to gift it to and play with (after receiving a blowjob from them)

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No Pokémon fan has ever said that

>Critic score: 88
>User score: 73
Screencap this.

I feel like online made 1 and 2 obsolete anyway.

Why is shield-chan so sexy?

If they have a mode like Fire Emblem did where you get early access to a third route I may think about it. I'm already torn between Bea and the ghost shota.

>preorder game
Found your mistake.

I read that in meowth's voice

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Critic score will be 76. User might be 7.4

it works for switch?
huh..............

Amazon can fuck off.

this

>low quality games are a good thing
Nah.

That's a very good prediction. Mine is.
>Critic Score: 82
>User score: 6.9

The state of Gamefreak.

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>Free

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This world would be much better off without consumers like you.

Honestly I'd rather this than 99 quick balls

>trading when all the pokemon you would ever get a chance to trade are in the game, in the overworld, for you to walk up to and catch
this makes my kek the big kek

I think he means version exclusives.

Probably, you can install android or windows(l think) on it and it probably works fine

if i were "completionist" enough to care, there's software that lets you just use unbannable local multiplayer through something similar to Parsec

Isn't focus blast supposed to be something like aura sphere?

This is truly embarrassing

I don't think he was talking about you. In fact, I don't think he was even aware of your existence much less your Pokemon preferences when he made that post.

i'm the one he replied to, and my preferences don't matter when i explained how i still have trading available to me, but thanks for still attempting to win the argument nobody is having with you

i'll be over here playing my $0 pokemon game when it releases

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
yes

Yeah but it's only $60 for the game. That's like saying "Why pay $300 for a bed when you can just put a mattress on the floor". Sure you can, but it sucks and makes you look like a hobo.

If you want that just play pokemmo

i read literally none of this post

Makes sense if you're so poor you can't even pay attention.

i wanted to get back into that, but forgot about the ROM thing. if emuparadise doesn't exist anymore, where should I grab a copy of them?

k

oh i'm retarded, /vp/ has a general for it.

Check the emulation wiki too.

>These are the animations Gamefreak supposedly spent extra time on at the cost of the pokedex among other things
The worst part is people will let Gamefreak get away with being lazy, and nothing will ever change.

I know you will buy Sword and Shield user.

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WATA

>Free
You are paying $200 more than necessary

Well, I'd do anything for my Shield-chan. I have to get both versions of the game anyway so I can play one as a boy with my family and friends so they don't think I'm some sort of tranny haha

>The situation is the same as when RS released
No it is not

goddamn they look more and more like faggy jap hipsters with every fucking game and that's not a good thing

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>perpetuating gender stereotypes by implying that a female can't handle the same side suitcase as a male
we need to invade japan or something if they're going to keep refusing to meet the rest of us in 2019

dilate

It's more about Folklore than anything and it's not near broken as those 2, Gen 3-5 Dragon tho

>email code will be sent the day after the offer expires
Glorious.

And a time machine

Fuck you

Ampharos

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is this a death stranding crossover

Isn't this the double pack that costs more than buying the two games individually?

Why is everyone bickering about the crappy item instead of looking at the fucking dates?!

you are right, this half started in gen 7 when they removed pokedex entries for half the pokedex just because they were too lazy to copypaste the scripts from gen 6

>Buying more than one copy in a age where you LITERALLY can't catch them all

What's the fucking point sheep?

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Never have, never will.

If you need it to be portable they've got that covered too, since showdown works on phones.

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>free

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it won't be that BAAAd of a game haha

>boys cock is bigger than the girls
This is sexism?

so mad I forgot to attach this

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>pre-order
>ubereats bag
lul

What the fuck happened to Focus Blast?

My God this game just looks more and more dogshit with each piece of news coming out. Shame basedfags and chinks will keep this series alive because they only live to consume product.