If you want to keep your fucking teeth you'll buy my game bitch

If you want to keep your fucking teeth you'll buy my game bitch.

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Uh oh I'm not sure I'm gonna buy it, I might need to be taught a lesson (actually has it preordered haha)

Please don't hurt me, Bea Q.Q

I really
really
really like this tanned, athletic Pokegirl with an emphasis on her tummy.

jokes on you, im english

do it nigger.

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

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Who are you quoting

Is it mating press time anons?

She looks so small, even an unfit nerd like me could easily pin her down.

die

best girl

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What is with all these Youmuclones?

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*grunts*

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no

Why is it that this blatant type of shilling is allowed?

*teleports behind you*
too slow... bakana

I want Bea to bet the shit out of me

The scary video game girl is telling me I have to buy a game or she's going to hurt me! I need an adult!

Fuck your game you cunt. Seriously it's like they're trying to push this game with waifus at this point.

I'd kiss her right then and there.

mods are fags

I'm not a semen-cerebellum who buys games because they have girls in them.

How do i get a fit gf with abs?

Woah there, user. You can't just kiss here like that. She's not your girlfriend!

punch my balls bitch

Let me bring Ampharos in then

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actually it isnt blatant shilling. someone told me so

Yeah uh actually you already got beat to that, fella

I really want to lick your sweaty feet

BEGONE, FOOTLOVER

Sure but first.
Nerf Fairy
Nerf Scald
Add the entire national dex
Make the graphics look up to par with the industry standard
Don't make the game into a cutscene fest
Don't make the story the exact same as the stories in every game since Ruby and Sapphire
Then I'll maybe buy your game.

Based

okay but think about it please

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