now that the dust has settled, we can expect a phantasmagoria game next, right?
Touhou 17
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Kaguya's a bitch ass nigga
FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM NOW
I agree
God I hope
how the fuck do i beat the dragon/turtles hexagons
The hexagons are static, just grind a route or bomb
Howdy
fpbp
well we seemingly can only get them if they're a multiple of 3 so possibly.
a new nightmare begins
Is my thcrap fucking up or are the dialogues past demo stages still not translated for Youmu?
>phantasmagoria
no
screw u buddy
Trannies are working, please wait warmly
is everything I dont like from trannies?
no fuck you gimme a good danmaku spinoff like a GFW sequel
i want a game with pc-98 characters!
I think touhou is a pretty good series yeah
>he doesn't know
hownew.ru
now that's an unpopular opinion if I've ever seen one
what's shimmy doing?
SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING DAD
>There's now a cowboy character in touhou
Imagine capturing Mokou and taking her liver over and over again to create as many hourai elixirs as you want.
BIIIIG IIIIRON
BIIIIG IIIIRON
Howdy
I highly doubt you can extract it from her liver, since she doesn't need it to revive.
They should make a Photo danmaku game with PC-98 characters.
There are 5
Is she an amputee or is it just bad perspective?
Just when you thought ZUN wasn't fraudulent enough hahahahahaha HOWDY WOOOOOOWEEEEE
(you)
She is also a horse.
Whatever nigga, his fanbase does all the actual good work, he never left 98.
I fucking love her. I want her to kick my ass, leg lock me, and step on my testicles.
Um if she's a horse then why does she have wings?
practice your Greek mythology dummy
I feel you man, why does people draw horse with horn?
>What is a pegasus.
Oh right, you guys must be still traumatized and have blocked anything related to "horses".
Who is the Raylan Givens of Gensokyo?
Okuu is still the cutest animal youkai in all of Gensokyo, right?
ZUN fused two myths: the legend that the horse that Miko in life used could fly and the pegasus from Greece.
and it worked pretty well
no ZUNhu will ever surpass the kino that is CtC
you're ugleh
You've already made this shitpost and it wasn't funny the first time
>implying it's a shitpost
Youre
ugleh
not with that music style
She had a run-in with the toughest Outlaw in town Byakuren "Big Iron Buddha" Hijiri
KILL SOLDIER!
FASTER THAN A BULLET
TERRIFYING SCREAM
ENRAGED AND FULL OF ANGER
SHE'S HALF WOMAN AND HALF BUDDHA
Fucking post a still, transparent version of that Saki please
I love these
JACK IS BACK
I think they mentioned you could become immortal by cannibalizing her. I don't remember if it was her liver though.
It is her liver specifically
You need to eat a houraijin's liver.
I got the stills but can't post it right now. If this thread dies just keep your eyes open for the next 2hu thread, I will post it there.
is she a full horse or just half a horse?
Full pegasus
half horse
half Taoism
you tell me what a pegasus is
I'll be waiting
100% cartel
A horse is a horse, it can't be a half
howdy
You are no different than this bitch, admit it!
Of course user, all the rest only wish they could be so grossly incandescent .
>FNAF
yikes....
Die zoomer, you don’t belong in this world?
Based and buddhapilled
Why so smug?
Don't worry, i will post more Fnaf for you.
>Youmu Eagle
Worst shot ever.
Faces are for smugs
>That shit art
Zun is probably the only artist that gets worse over the time
Marisa best 2hu
was a good day anons
>worse
nah, you forgot about the alien hands from the early games and other bad anatomy details
I think he peaked around UFO but he is definitely better than he was for the older games.
Which 2hus are actually allies of humanity?
FNAF has lore?
Wait, was it released already???
Art mom
Mamizou
Fuck humans, they thought that they are the peak of the universe but the truth is, they are faggots.
Is Eirin the worst boss in Gensokyo?
>Reisen isn't beaten black and blue
This one is a interesting lore, don't ya think?
I THINK OKINA SUCKS
MOOOOOOOOOOT
Thanks Hiro
Jesus user.
C
the fuck
Kanako
She's average
Goddamn it Hiro.
>humanity
Not ths whole earth?
Whats the original picture of these edits? I'm a Touhou newfag, but I've seen the other million edits of it.
One dude made almost all of them
Then there’s /pol/ which specifically made edits of Momiji
/pol/ didnt do shit besides put le maga hat on her and made her secondary trash at an accelerated rate
le tits
>the poster will get banned for this
Purify them
You will die where you stand.
The one fnaf poster is better than you, Hiro.
Is there a archive of all the edits?
I rather flee the earth than stay with humans.
His Clownpiece still looks really good.
Am I the only one having visibility problems in Touhou 17? Wolf Reimu's bullets are way too fucking bright.
She's a taorist?
Dude, delete this, even if is not your fault, the mods won't care.
That's actually a P user
Why all the Kappa of course! The eternal ̶e̶n̶e̶m̶i̶e̶s̶ friends of humans!
Having the same issue. It feels like the shots in trance mode don't have proper transparency.
I raped your dad and was fun ~ you can call me mommy now, bitch ~
it's a joke the same way Okina is Kanako's mom. In her mythological background she is Miko's horse
Nope, it's a constant problem.
>Eagle Marisa on yellow bullets
it isn't just you
Don't mind me im just watching this fight
Which spirit has the best smackdowns and why is it Eagle?
Why does everyone bully Reisen
Friendly reminder that while a buddhist riding a motorcycle, a taorist riding a humanoid pegasus that was born in texas.
>highest affection towards humans
>but also one of the most dangerous
Yuyuko gives mixed signals but I guess she counts
>tfw reimu wolf on Keiki’s laser card
Post CP please
Fuck the moon
Fuck the capital
Because she's useless dork that deserted.
I just fucking realized the cowboy hat is how ZUN made her "horse"
because she's a pegasus
The process clearly went something like
> ok, pegasus, horse with wings
> got a girl with wings, and...
> how the fuck do I represent a horse girl?
> do I draw a centaur? I can't draw a regular human shaped body, fuck that
> what are horses associated with?
>... cavalry, racing
> COWBOYS
> PERFECT
>nu-mods are so new they don't know about the thumbnail swap bug
lol
>Youmu Wolf
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE
BLOOD
SHEED
What's the lore on the Moon?
did you take your drugs user?
What would Cowboy Gensokyo be like?
the burgers never won. in fact, they got easily BTFO
can zun give youmu a non fucked focused shot
Friendly remider that the Lunar Capital is shit.
You know Reisen herself would probably say something like that, right?
>Sucking at video games
USA slaughtered tons of moonrabbits in a war you secondary faggot
I never thought that i whould say, but i agree with you, Toy Freddy.
> moon full of people who somehow ascended to godhood despite hating humans, the main source of faith
> they're so immortal that they're amortal, the concepts of life and death are not relevant to them
> their entire gimmick is being perfect, they can apparently BTFO the entirety of gensokyo in personal combat
> they live in their own little pocket dimension like gensokyo but so remote not even gensokyo can generally interact with it
> somehow, apollo 11 actually went to THAT moon, and astronauts duked it out with lunarians
> lunarians hate america now
> also gensokyo, because gensokyo is harboring a moon fugitive
Evidence?
heh, baka impuritans think they're hot shit for beating some low level grunts. let me invoke 2% of the gods I have to my command and show you what a tiny fraction of my power looks like
...
When's her rematch with Reimu and Marisa?
My impurities are so strong that i can kill you.
>Zun is probably the only artist that gets worse over the time
>tfw Eagle Marisa on stage 4's red glowballs
>somehow loses to a literal Clown and her fake mom
kek
Can we just destroy Tsukuyomi and were just having a good life?
They obnoxiously bully us everyday!
>defeated by the strongest fairy and the strongest character
Is Junko a good mom to clownpiece?
FUCK hell
Cute hermit!
I'll never understand why Hecatia is the strongest when her power is just having 3 bodies at the same time.
Powerhouse is shit, user.
Just like Yuuka is strong despite being a mere flower autist
They are really strong bodies man.
>just having 3 bodies at the same time
she's the goddess of hell, it's likely she has a lot of powers to wreck shit up
Keiki's theme is so fucking good
Excuse you, she also has dream powers.
Orin's """"""""power"""""""" is literally just pushing around a wheelbarrow. She can talk with the dead, but no, the one listed in the omake is the all-encompassing power of "has the upper body strength to load corpses onto a cart and push it around all day".
If a flower falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it except Marisa who is the one responsible, does Yuuka still get upset?
I just did a 1cc on normal and I have no more motivation to continue playing
Back to SDVX, I guess
Remember Zombie Reimu?
What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.
Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
because we haven't gotten the Amaterasu equivalent who is mentioned but wasn't given a name nor shown yet except through a certain shit character who summons her power and dialogue. Considering Hecatia relies on the sun it wouldn't be unbelievable if she ends up being stronger when she finally gets put into a game
Is that fanart or did ZUN actually manage to draw a cute girl?
>because we haven't gotten the Amaterasu equivalent
Ran
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
Why is Tewi such a bitch?
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, . The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.
>Roster of the next Phantasmagoria
>Reimu
>Marisa
>Sanae
>Futo
>Mai (Satono as a pallet swap)
>Mayumi
>Orin
>Murasa
>Tojiko
>Sekibanki
>Ringo
>Narumi
>Newhu
>Newhu
>Newhu
>Then port everyone from PoFV over as bonus multiplayer characters.
Y/N?
Edits of some Japanese dude's picture of Kyouko.
Satono's hair is longer than Mai's so they can't be palette swaps
The last game I played was 13, I really feel like the new horde of girls are overwhelming to know after I slacked for years..
Am I missing any good soundtracks or a new best girl?
>trying to 1cc EoSD
>flawless run up until Meiling
>spill more and more spaghetti until I die multiple times on Sakuya's stage and alt+f4
>really fucking pissed off because of all the shit mistakes I made
How do you stop being shit at touhou?
Just find a playlist on youtube and listen through the tracks until you find something you like.
for all i know you were thirteen a year ago
>futo
>mai
>mayumi
>the fucking cat
>neither miko nor byakuren but their follower
>dullahan and fat rabbit
Too obvious, work on your bait.
Take it easy man.
Watch out, best player character coming through.
It's definitely a lot but there's no rush, take your time catching up. Some nice songs since then.
t.lunartard
They’re called Gyates if you want to look them up
I mean in spirit. Just give them the same shot type, but different sprites. It's a shmup, it wouldn't be that tough.
>neither miko nor byakuren
Yeah just like how we got Remilia and Yuyuko in PoFVoh wait...
Why is Chen so mad?
>I mean in spirit. Just give them the same shot type, but different sprites. It's a shmup, it wouldn't be that tough.
I mean, sure.
Though, Satono & Mai would work better as a tag-shottype. Maybe their effect changes between their two abilities when you shift.
People keep pestering her to finish her damn job.
Apparently the official fairy manga's ending (again). How many more doujins is he going to churn out?
oh finally
now to marathon it
>That freaky profile story and music
>In dialog and interaction they're pretty much nothing
No wonder Okina wants to replace them. She must look at Ran and Chen with envy.
Closest Touhou to a guardian angel of humanity.
They seem quite happy user
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This dude didn't play extra. wwwwwww
>angel
Not so fast.
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Was it kino?
my wife Karin is cute!
Why is Hell so much cooler than heaven? Isn't that backwards?
that means the fairy series is just going to get a new installment
shoo shoo
Sanae is the only Jew allowed in Touhou!
Just the best
Chen is the worst cat youkai. Orin is better.
But does Sanae have THIS!?
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Say that again bitch
Mamizou and/or Sumireko focused manga next, please.
Chicken
I guess Reverse Ideology is good but it pales in comparison to Shinmyoumaru's theme
I was talking about the girl
> no Youmu
> no Reisen
They've been relevant enough recently enough
You missed the best final boss theme in touhou history:
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>Creates statues to protect humanity.
>The end up overthrowing humanity and treating them as second class citizens just like the animal spirits
lol
What is going through Yukari's mind at this moment?
Literally read the spoiler text.
I played extra, I just lost at it pretty badly. And they didn't exactly get much dialogue there, nor in GoU (where they pretty much just danced).
>flawless run up until Meiling
lad if you're fucking up on stage 3 your not close to 1ccing.
She's sleepy.
So is the sequel to Immortal who Saw the Death of the Universe just Eirin praying over Sakuya's grave along with Kaguya and Mokou jumping into a blackhole or am I missing something? The only other thing I can find is the recent doujin he made for C96.
Do not worship false idols.
What was Sariel's problem?
Actually, that looks like she's getting fucked
becoming a fallen angel, I'm p sure
Yukari is the type of girl that would reverse cuck you by using her boundary ability to warp your semen into a random girl in Gensokyo. Or maybe Ran's tea.
>Be haniwa
>Be told to serve human who's weaker than you in a world were only strenght matters
>Rebel
At least haniwas don't eat you.
>expecting Alison to make sense
>ever
Anyways yes, I think you're right.
Two friendly humans killing moonrabbits is a bit farfetched isn't it?
The "war" that mentioned is a bit exageration, there was no war, just that moonniggers wants to get rid of earthlings and they are losing their shit!
You know, i was wondering myself since the begining and thats:
>Why the lunarians are a bunch of retards?
I see Eirin and she was nice but people on the moon is right in the opposite like what the hell is going on?
If the lunarians are a bunch of faggots, then Eirin & co must be cunts.
But no, expect Kaguya, she's a troublemaker yes, but she isn't that evil and having a obsession with purity!
But on the moon, they having a hypocritical obsession with purity, they hurting tourist, visitors and outsiders like those americans.
Why they are so mean?
Even humans aren't THAT fucked up!
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post yfw
So who was in the wrong here?
Laser witch is the most rad.
Mokou. It's not her gym.
Jew aren't allowed, they must be destroyed!
>Yukari is the type of girl that would reverse cuck you by using her boundary ability to warp your semen into a random girl in Gensokyo.
Hello new fetish
Whats the difference between each characters ability? I can't read moonrunes
Wolf makes your focused shot better
Otter makes your bomb better and gives you 4 per life instead of 3
Eagle makes your unfocused shot better.
>t. Animal Spirit
EoSD is forgiving enough that you can save the run after fucking up that early as long as you get your shit together.
English patch is out already but Wolf buffs your focused shot (hold shift to focus), Otter buffs your bombs, and Eagle buffs your normal, unfocused shot. Otter is a pretty powerful safety blanket.
That's new!
use thpatch to translate it
The scary thing is that Yukari is canonically a prankster. So that's actually something she'd probably do. Like she'd fuck some dude and Reimu would get knocked up a few months later and she'd get pissed after realizing Yukari did it and she just says "It's just a prank bro lol".
>implying she wouldn't just warp a random dude's cock in Reimu's face to slap her with it for no reason
at least I'd do that, it would be pretty funny
>she then transports the baby into someone else's womb
This
what if she warps her own cock haha
>yet another touhou game were the "antagonist" did nothing wrong
I know Reimu&friends are assholes but cmon
what about the music
i care about music
pls post
>thcrap
If you've got a better option I'm all ears.
It's the rule of nature: nobody did anything wrong
>Only option for over half a decade is a botnet made by a brony
God I wish this fanbase wasn't so shit.
stage 4-6 has some of the best music for the respective stages.
>nature
Fuck "nature"
Mother nature called. She fucked your dad last night.
Hypocrite
Can someone explain that what the fuck is buddhism and taorism?
Im a alien and im confused!
This
It’s really not important.
DAYS WITHOUT TAOISM CAUSING A DISASTER: 0
Thosd two wants to talk with you
why is thcrap so hated? call me a newfag all you want
Redpill me on Byakuren
Dumb whore with a fat ass
Buddhism is hard. Wonder what Gensokyo would like if she succeeded though. Self-sufficient youkai would be bad news for the outside world.
a race traitor and an old hag at that
*blocks your path*
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she's a good girl and pure as snow. Stay away from the graveyard it's not important
But she does seem to push the pacifism side of it too and I guess they wouldn't attain nirvana or whatever without practicing the whole shebang.
based youkai savior
>Buddhism
Guy took a nap and found out how to stop existing, so he decided to keep existing as new people, in order to spread the word of how to stop existing.
>Taoism
Guy found out how to keep existing, so he told people how to do it, so they could also keep existing.
A monk who preaches a religion of abandoning earthly desire and who used forbidden magic to give herself a 10/10 body. Also basically knows she can't really change the nature of her youkai followers but protests when humans don't take her ideology seriously anyway.
she does have her flaws with her own ideals
>most violent yakuza gang leader wants Reimu as a member but doesn't request this of the other two protagonists
what did they mean by this
Pretty cool girl. Likes to dye her hair, wear black, rides a motorcycle, and a has a pet tiger.
I dunno, Bishamonten said Shou was ok so they must be doing something right.
I am home now, if you are still here just wait a few minutes
>Its existence means that we'll never get a true patch again.
>The program had some sketchy shit attached to it and requires you to always be online to use the main version of the patch.
>It's poorly optimized and is known to lower in-game performance
>And other dumb drama
I fucking hate horsefuckers
Big theme for tiny touhou
>Its existence means that we'll never get a true patch again.
Why?
Well she's not the crown prince so she's not really that important
Here you go user.
If I took that hat off would she die
>YEEEEEEEHAWGLY
reminder that koishi is the most powerful being in gensokyo besides eiki, flandre is a brainlet who couldn't see koishi to destroy her with a thought and no one else can remember her existence without koishi having the mask of hope
Nah
Because why make a real patch when you can use the ez bake software instead?
And here is a bonus
ahem
god horseniggers need the rope, what other translations can I use instead? I'm kinda scared of this "sketchy shit"
>what other translations can I use instead?
There are none.
That doesn't make patching a lost art, does it?
You can deactivate updates. Not defending THcrap but honestly it's just reading pressing 2 buttons to disable updates.
Is there something special about Hecatia besides owning Clownpiece and living in Hell? I don't know much else about her since Junko and CP completely overshadowed her.
but she can't do anything with it
she's (slightly less than) untouchable, but she's just a normal youkai otherwise
also, she's too autism to fight
What's up with that shirt? What a dork
howdy
Apparently She's Eiki's boss. Or at least one of them.
are you fucking joking right now?
but you have to update it in order to support the newest games, right?
Yeah, hell goddesses outrank judges of the dead or something. Eiki's the one who said it, not me.
Koishit would easily be the weakest EX boss in the series if her weirdo friend didn't exist
Goddess of Hell, can exist within all realms at once.
best Eiki?
tall eiki is fun
No, you just have shit taste.
I'd buy a "bye bye moon" shirt
>Activate updates
>Update local data, syncs with wiki
>Patch
>Deactivate again
Honestly the fact that I get a functional patch in less than 2 days is amazing. The ponyfucker earned the right to be as retarded as he possibly can and I would still forgive him.
Offline versions of the patch exist, but it doesn't really fix the weird optimization issues that come with a catch all solution like this.
I want to say ULiL was the last Touhou game to receive a traditional translation patch. AoCF would have gotten one too but that had an official translation.
Bkub's version.
So who was the good guy in all of this?
bye bye moon
So basically, Exist vs Unexist...
Im glad that Popstar dose't have religion...
You're pretty gutsy.
>Convenience trumps a good product.
This is why modern gaming is so fucked.
alright, that makes things better, thanks
> but it doesn't really fix the weird optimization issues
I've never had any issues with touhou, aside from that windows 10 glitch with touhou 6 having 129048123506937852 FPS
ZOMBIE DESU~
Reminder that the third animal spirit leader is a taotie.
>official translation.
Wait what
Don't forget
>Shinto
Everything is a god
But that's a vampire.
If we're just talking fanon then
This is why WBaWC had a day zero patch.
AoCF has an official translation.
You can toggle it in the options menu.
Granted, it's a Tasofro game so that's unlikely to happen with ZUN's games any time soon.
And what are abrahamic religions?
I mean isn't a vampire just a zombie?
Christianity is correct
No no, vampires wants blood, zombies wants brains. Completely different things.
Gensokyo is purgatory and Shiki is the only one in on it.
>Sketchy patch with dubious translations that gets released months after the game
>Good
Take off your nostalgia googles. That wait sucked way more than having to endure some retarded tweets and having to disable some features here and there.
Now, if you don't like a translation, or want to do one into another language, you just create a wiki entry and translate it the way you want now. It's not just convenience, it's about opening the doors of patching and translating to anyone willing. We get day 0 and day 1 patches in several languages now.
Cute little Zombo
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>Some guy said "Maybe we shouldn't be assholes to each other", so they nailed him to some planks, because no one wanted to hear that hippie bullshit
>Judaism
God is an asshole, worship him or go to hell.
>Christianity
God was an asshole, but then he became his mortal son and killed himself so we don't have to go to hell (but still worship him).
>Islam
Man receives divine inspiration from god, starts a religion of peace so he can fucking murder his neighbors. Also don't draw pictures of him he's sensitive about that (still worship god though).
>Some guy said "Maybe we shouldn't be assholes to each other"
I think you should first read the bible
we already have a moslim 2hu
I hope she'll be relevant again someday.
>Rushed translations that have to be revised several times GOOD
>God is a asshole, worship him or go go hell
Basically YHVH from MegaTen
>Literally the source for "turning the other cheek"
I think you should learn to read in general.
>Local edgy fedora mixes up the old and new testament again.
Remind me, did she show up for Grimoire of Usami?
No wonder that how gods don't have in Popstar.
Never gonna happen. ZUN doesn't like her in particular.
not an atheist and I never said anything about old/new testaments
"just don't be an asshole" is such a gross misrepresentation of Jesus' message that it's almost hilarious
Underrated
I hope keiki is doing alright. She didn't deserve what happened to her.
Can I get a quick rundown on Keiki
>sole member of Team Shanghai Alice doesn't actually like Alice
I see.
Nobody actually likes Alice. That is the great irony
If a regular patch has a bad translation, you have to wait for someone to make a new, updated patch, download it whole again, download the game again so it can patch the unpatched game, then patch. Or suck it up.
Seriously. I don't get how this is even an argument. It's like boomers arguing that 56k dials are better than glass fiber.
The faces doesn't freak me up, is the fucking holes. Why holes are so creepy?
>ZUN doesn't like her in particular.
>one of the only two girls brought back from PC-98 and the only one to appear in more than one game
what did he mean by this
AAAAAAAAAA
>not making a copy of the game before you patch it
You're just bad at this.
>gross misrepresentation of Jesus' message
That's the fucking joke you dip.
Why didn't you complain when I did it about teachings of Buddhism and Taoism?
>Place called beast world exists
>Human spirits are getting beaten down by animal spirits, only survive as animal slaves
>Pray to god
>God shows up, makes golems powered by human faith
>Humans beat down the animals, make a utopia.
>Golems realize that they're unstoppable, proceed to beat down human spirits
>Animal spirits trick our protags into helping
this artist has changed for the worst
It's a parody of an enemy from a dynamic pro manga. Good ol' Shope.
Alice is prime bullying and also rape material
It grew on me after a while.
>tfw the first 2hu god to actually do something to help humans with their massive amount of faith gets beaten up for it
Keiki > (((Kanako)))
Alice is for tentacle porn.
>Phantasmagoria
God no. Don't mention this shit.
>Golems realize that they're unstoppable, proceed to beat down human spirits
Really? I was under the impression the humans were fine and dandy until the crimson slasher showed up.
I don't care about the origin, those holes freak me up.
>Why didn't you complain when I did it about teachings of Buddhism and Taoism?
cuz I have no idea what those are
I do! She's my wife!
Howdy
based
The Aki sisters help humans too
>However, it was actually the idols, not the human spirits, that had the power.
>The human spirits intended to devote themselves to the divinity beyond the idols, but they actually came to worship the idols themselves.
>As a result, it was only natural that these idols began to dominate the humans.
>The idols took control of the Garden of Man's Spirit, and the status of the human spirits plummeted to the bottom once again.
I wish people cared more for them
Imagine that Suwako saw this, she choud get a lot of faith!
Speaking of Suwako, if she does have a religion what's her religion's name?
And the purpose?
damn, humans in gensokyo just can't catch a break
>TFW you realized that you are literally shit.
Just like Bono.
Finally, the good artists are starting to move. Although this one got the eye color wrong.
Is this your first touhou?
>good artists
Im a touhou newfag, what do you expect?
You'd think there would be at least some god or other powerful being who was meant to look over these realms and sort shit out.
Where are you getting this from out of curiosity
Okina, perhaps?
she's part of this one
>now that the dust has settled
uh no, gimmie a download link first.
Shope is a good artist.
>fanon believes this
>when Alice in-game is the kind of girl that would laugh at your dick
That user may be a dumbass but that doesn't mean he's wrong.
Real life toohoo wife
mega.nz
Clean rip from a /jp/ user. Be sure to apply the day zero patch from ZUN's website.
>Popstar (World of Miracles)
>Don't have gods and religion
Now i bet that those motherfuckers at earth will got the eye at this planets state, i can't wait to see the shitfest.
>Be sure to apply the day zero patch from ZUN's website
kourindou.exblog.jp
Thanks
We'll see about that after I fully penetrate her with my 9-incher.
Predict the destiny of the newhus
>Aborted fetus = forgotten
>cow with canon big boobs = porn mine
>Chicken = meme heaven
>Dragon girl = parodies with dragon maid
>armadillo = forgotten
>Cake = just ok
>Cowboy Aya = POPULARITY
>everything
no kick stone
Femdom doujins when?
pshhh... nothing personnel, kiddo
Hell is just naturally more interesting than Heaven.
Doomguy doesn't agree.
That'll be changing with the new game
Animal World is a separate place. The spirits had to travel through hell to get to Gensokyo.
Yachie Kicchou's official profile translation from the shitty wiki
Like 90% of the game's backstory is shoved into it, it's fucking huge.
Based oppai milf
Basically this
Goddamn I''m a slowpoke. Yachie and Saki's clothes make it like a chinese gang and an american gang having a turf war. I wonder what the other two families will be like, straight up Japanese yakuza but then what's the fourth? Also knowing ZUN god only knows how many years before he comes back to this.
>All this discussion
>Ignoring the most important thing about the new characters.
>Ebisu
A
>Urumi
DD
>Kutaka
B
>Yachie
Flat as a board
>Mayumi
D
>Keiki
C
>Saki
C
howdy
Every final boss theme after 13 has been consistently excellent. Also 14, 15 and 17's final boss themes use elements from the stage 6 music which is cool
Yachie is the cutest newhu
The main antagonist are the furries. They just baited you to kill the human god overlord and you can't say no
Yeah, I'll be yer bull...
Shut the fuck up shes not getting into Smash
>B-but Youkai dindu nuffin wrong
>fuck off, old hag. This ain't Cute-sokyo The humans are the persecuted here
>Kill.
She just got bullied into giving up, nobody dies in Touhou....unless you are a guy.
Or are Orange.
telling reimu she wants some oden
Hell is just naturally more interesting than Heaven.
>autism of touhoufags are equivalent to horsefuckers
It actually make sense because I like both mediums
Did The Boss trained those two?. How can two astronauts be so powerful?
Nice.
Mokou has the best music in the series.
How does Youmu fit in the plot again?
He's mostly shitposting, the lunarians just kind of blew themselves up over humanity reaching the moon.
The netherworld and hell are related to each other.
How does Sakuya fit into the plot of PCB again?
It's true
>Dante's Inferno: immortal classic
>Dante's Paradiso: literally nobody cares
>Mokou has the best music in the series.
Incorrect
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Remi bitched about the long winter and told Sakuya to do something about it. Naturally, she had to oblige.
>Shut the fuck up shes not getting into Smash
I want to see Reimu and Doomguy getting into smash together so we can have the slayer and the slasher wrecking hell together.
Actually it was a preemptive choice on Sakuya's part, predicting that Remilia would be unhappy if they ran out of supplies for the winter.
They’re American
How do we feel about Hata no Kokoro?
I think she's bar none the worst final boss in the entire franchise's history. She's a major part of what was ultimately an unsatisfying ending to Touhou's only major multi-game story arc, her design is kind of meh, her personality literally doesn't exist, and her theme is kind of shit. It doesn't help that HM is objectively the worst Touhou game.
Complete series newfag here. What's up with the spellcard rules and how does that differ from an actual fight? Are there even actual stakes in these games?
Hell is more interesting because a lot of the residents of Hell are more flawed individuals, while Heaven is usually depicted as a perfect paradise where people rest for eternity in most media.
It's like wresting: you're not supposed to actually break the spine of your opponent, and having cool moves is very important
It’s the difference between dodgeball and a gunfight. The losers concede to the victor’s commands because if they ignored the spell card rules they get killed for real by the crimson slasher or gap hag.
See:
en.touhouwiki.net
en.touhouwiki.net
the tl;dr is that Gensokyo exists within a constant delicate power balance, and spell card rules exist to alleviate tensions and allow youkai the chance to make power plays without actually risking a complete meltdown of Gensokyo.
Real fight = 10 way mexican standoff that ends with everyone instantly dying
Spellcard fight = lucha battle so that you don't fight to the death and have a reasonable chance of surviving the conflict
How is it possible that Suwako is not a virgin but Kanako is?
>Lewd loli vs. christmas cake who's always working
gee I dunno
Yeah Tenshi sure rests a lot.
>Touhou's only major multi-game story arc
>only
u wot m8
Tenshi would also agree that Heaven is boring though.
>lewd
O yeah that goofy hat with frog eyeballs on the top really turns me on mmmfffhhh
Fuck out of here
Suwako wasn't always a loli, she'd have an hourglass figure if her faith wasn't taken away.
>He doesn't get turned on by the hat
Name one other overarching story that gets explored for more than two games.
Even if you could, nothing comes close to the sheer scope and prominence of the religious war arc.
Hell, even character arcs are rare in this series, let alone actual story arcs.
meant for
Thank you for posting that one image of Tenshi.
>He wouldn't fuck this
Would Touhou be better off if it had character and story arcs?
Kanako is a retard and no one likes her
Does Tenshi deserve to be sent to hell?
I don't think that would possible cause ZUN would get too drunk halfway through and forgot what he was doing.
YIPPIE KEYIAYHEYPIEEYEKAIHO
>for more than two games
You move those goalposts.
Both IN and ULiL fed into LoLK, and from the dream world in LoLK we got AoCF and VD and let me tell you we're not done with the moon yet.
I don't know.
A huge part of Touhou's appeal is the ambiguity and how open everything is to interpretation, and more cohesive, concise story arcs might ruin that.
On the other, another massive part of the appeal is the world building, and having the world change over time would make it feel all the more dynamic.
Either way, at the very least I wish ZUN would learn to write better endings. The manga have shown that he sucks at that, even to this day.
I'd bang the shit out of this frog.
Of course we're not done with the moon.
For one, it still exists. There are lunarians who are still alive on it.
>Both IN and ULiL fed into LoLK
Not really. IN simply established the existence of the lunar people, which is further explored in SSiB. However, nothing from SSiB really affects LoLK's story, which only really continues ULiL's story.
And again, establishing a setting isn't the same as establishing a story arc. I will give you that the Occult Orbs story did actually last 3 games, which I did kind of overlook, but even then that's nowhere near what the Religion Wars arc was.
>and let me tell you we're not done with the moon yet.
I'm sure ZUN will revisit that location, just like how he will revisit other locations at some point.
>Not really. IN simply established the existence of the lunar people, which is further explored in SSiB. However, nothing from SSiB really affects LoLK's story, which only really continues ULiL's story.
Why does everything have to be so difficult with you. It has as much bearing on LoLK as the events of UFO and TD have on HM.
Frogs are not sexual.
Imagine Suwako getting drunk one night at the Moriya shrine and asking Sanae why she hasn't found a man yet, but then as she keeps getting deeper into her cups she transitions into making the other two women increasingly uncomfortable with increasingly graphic descriptions of how good it feels to take a dick
Not really.
SA happens because of MoF, which causes UFO, which causes TD, which causes HM.
IN establishes that the moon exists, but nothing in that game actually results in the events of LoLK, which happens almost completely independently of Eientei. Granted, Eirin equips you to deal with the situation, but she had nothing to do with Junko's bullshit.
Saying that IN is the start of LoLK's story is like saying TD's story starts with PCB, just because Yuyuko is tangentially involved in the plot.
That’s something that will have to be taken care of, then.
SA causing UFO is just an unintended side effect of Utsuho. It's got even less to do with the rest of it than Eirin. The SA cast has dick all to do with the rest of it but while Eientei doesn't have anything to do with Junko, they still have stakes with the moon. It's the same shit you difficult man.
where do you even find it
Who’s the strongest Touhou character, overall?
Cirno, obviously
My wife
Wriggle
Hecatia. Why? because fuck you that's why
Kannushi, or Beerko.
>Contenders
Hecatia
Dragon God
Lord Tsukuyomi
Eiki
I dunno. Reimu's steamrolled a lot of fools.
Hecatia
*laughs in Kaguya*
I've been playing through these games for the first time, having a blast. Just beat Imperishable Night Route A on Normal. I'm not sure if I have what it takes to beat Route B but I'm gonna keep trying for now.
I did manage to pass Stage 5 without continuing this time unlike my playthroughs of 6 and 7, so that's some good progress.
post your favorite covers and arranges
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Are you gay?
Nigga Miko was able to trounce Kaguya's bullshit magic.
Kaguya is explicitly weaker than Eirin, who herself is weaker than Tsukuyomi.
I mean yes, Kaguya's conceptual power should be better than Hecatia's multiple bodies, but ZUN said she is stronger just because
Literally who is Tsukuyomi
>muh no limits fallacy
Negroid Yuuka is one of the strongest beings in Gensokyo and she has a useless innate power. Innate abilities give you versatility, but that doesn't mean you can't be overpowered or countered.
en.touhouwiki.net
Read Japanese myths you mongrel.
Yeah but ZUN said Hecatia is literally the strongest and it really doesn't make sense with reality warpers bullshit that other characters have.
At least it did make sense when the Watatsukis were the stronger because their abilities sound bullshit as well, but Hecatia just sounds dumb.
Strongest*
Nu-Aya lewds when?
I saw this doujin at Comiket. Didn't buy it, though.
It’s because she owns 3 worlds at once. Her “strongest” status is mostly just because she owns those 3 worlds.
Trypophobia, my man.
the art inside is hideous af
Source on that claim?
I don't remember she owning the earth and the moon.
I'll have to check the quote again but I think he just said she's the strongest we've seen, which still leaves Dragon God and Lord Tsukuyomi.
Regardless who cares about your autism. T-shirt weirdo is strongest, who cares?
Literally a boomer.
She has Youkai mow her lawn and due other shit so she doesn’t have to do it, then lets future generations deal with the literal and metaphorical payments
The user who asked. read the rest of the replies.
>Regardless who cares about your autism.
I was responding to the question you retard.
And even with the "we've seen" shit, it is still dumb as fuck when Kaguya,, the watatsukis and some other shits exists
Hey faggots, new thread up, won't link because last time I did that I was banned.
You're sperging out because the actual canon doesn't line up with what you think it should.
This is why powerlevelfags aren't fun to talk to, they always get worked up over dumb things.
Hardly looks hideous, looks pretty standard.
I literally just said it was dumb and it is.
You are the one sperging out.
the crimson slasher
New thread
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I fucked up, is this one.