Give me one... ONE, single good porn/dating game/mod. Why are they all so shit?
The only one I could see being interesting was mods for The Sims 4, too bad the rest of the game is shitty.
Porn/sex/dating games
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I'm so glad my dopamine receptors function
Too bad you have cancer though.
when I wanna play a game, I play a game. When I wanna jack off, I look at pornography.. There is no need to combine the two. As soon as you bust a nut, you dont wanna play the game anymore. And the gameplay just gets in the way of your busting a nut
Fuck off mom and dad
This is what they said about chocolate and peanut butter
I don't like dating games so I can't comment on them, I don't look for porn mods so I can't comment on them, but porn games that aren't dating games can sometimes be good.
Japan used to make dating sims, but they fell out of favor in turn of the millenium, when it became clear that audience wanted either straight up visual novels (To Heart) or games with porn(Rance).
There's still few devs that make them, but those are more of a nostalgia bankings than actually good productions.
As for West, they can't fucking make porn game to save their lives, all of theirs either having terrible art, bad scenarios, insanely grindy gameplay to get to porn, or just very convuluted and restraining mechanics that make each gameplay a slog.
Often they have several of these elements, not to mention that the games are being funded through Patreon, resulting in endless dev cycles and games that will never be finished.
Anything other than AA2 is fucking garbage.
This is your first time here?
The only good one i've ever played is called "True Love", it even has a gay option at the end for you faggots. Yes, i went for the loli route
Pic related.
Too bad a good avatar is pretty expensive and the whole thing runs like ass.
When I wanna jack off I kind of like the idea of producing a clip or scene for my personal taste so I like the idea of stuff like TK17's scene builder.
Porn is something you boot up/install, use it for a few minutes and then close it to resume your life. Making full games around it is a waste of time.
This mother fucker knows what's up.
This is truth right there.
Dating sim in which you roleplay with other random nerds doesn't seem that appealing, since whole thing hinges on both sides agreeing on scenario and then going through with it. It's just glorified cyber.
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as if this isn't obvious enough
>doesnt jack off to cucking your male bloodkin and vassals for all eternity in CK2
Stop downloading porn mods for games you have no interest in, you dumb pieces of shit. You didn't care then and you won't care now just because of big boobs.
Christ, maybe the gamer thing is right.
Sometimes, "Earning" the nut through gameplay is better than just looking at porn.
But generally, I agree with this.
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Pro-Tip: Get that leaked 3D Sex Villa 2 game with the additional content. I don't know where I downloaded it but the Leak had the cracked base game with cracked dlc's.
I had two angels sucking my dick in heaven. I had a major fap and it was very nice.
thanks mate, but I will print out your suggestion and throw it in the trash becayse you are powerless to stop me.
Fuck off stupid smug anime poster
Just installed this shit last week
Sims 4 is honestly the best porn game out there
Did you install some CERTAIN ADDITIONAL ADDONS with it?
Wild Life is pretty decent.
I mean, the penetration looks like ACTUAL penetration.
I enjoyed Huniepop quite a bit. There's also a game called Camp Pinewood that's pretty good but still in development.
>mom and dad
Yikes. Let's unpack this.
Just to clear up the whole
>Gamer
thing,
If you're over the age of 12 and under the age of 35, you've got hormones coming out your ass, or your sex drive is at the highest it will ever be in your life. You're honestly fine, and there's nothing wrong with wanting to jack off all the time, and certainly nothing wrong with your dopamine receptors.
However, developing a sex life *exclusively* through porn and masturbation can impede your social development.
So basically, if you're in your 20s or under, do what you gotta do, get that nut, it's all good, just, y'know, try to curb those marathon fap sessions, and watch out for forgoing important things like food, sleep, and the occasional stroll outdoors, because that's early signs of dependancy and addiction.
If you're over 30 and still routinely checking out the porn games, or DESPERATELY NEED giant, bouncing tits in your games, maybe take a step back and take a good hard introspective look at yourself. See what you might be missing out on, and how to fix it.
honey select bruh, also house party is fun but sexcenes are shitty
>If you're between 12-35, you've got lots of hormones and that's fine
>Also if you're over 30 and doing this you need to stop
What
You need to have an actual certification of "no fun allowed" so you can keep policing fun. Otherwise, people will ignore all that hard work and offert you put into stopping people from having fun with video games.
that's right
man I remember playing that
best sister
nothing beats the original
No, fuck you. How about YOU stop liking what I don't like!
super deep throat
free cities
>japs make porn games
>infinite variety of setups, every fetish covered
>westerners make porn games
>you recently moved back in with your mother and 2 sisters...
>>japs make porn games
>>infinite variety of setups, every fetish covered
not really. It's always
>the tsundere
>the imouto
>the ojou
>the ara ara
>etc...
Every single character is cookie-cutter bullshit.
nah man, Patreon doesn't allow Incest content
>You recently moved in with your mothers best friend and her two daughters
>Enable incest
>Make a family and move them into a house
>About an in game week later, mom and her teenage son just start fucking without any intervention from me.
>All they do is fuck
>Dad finds them in the act
>Joins in on it and has a threesome with his daughter and son
>Then, only after it's over, shitblasts his wife for cheating.
I love it.
Artificial Academy 2
alternatively, Artificial Girl 3
oh you sick bastard
Any western game where you don't have to do the story bullshit except for fixed sequences?
No Skyrim/Sims 4 etc.
>There is no need to combine the two.
According to who? Because you don't enjoy it, others shouldn't either?
Yes, you should literally be killed if you enjoy porn games
>original
>posts the updated one
gross
>As for West, they can't fucking make porn game to save their lives
This is because the entire topic of sex is just ... weird in the US. People have the most bizarre and conflicting views on it. And it's divisive in every entertainment medium across the board. It's impossible to get a top-tier team together to make a solid porn game when all the best are too concerned about their reputation to participate, and finding a publisher that will touch it is damn near impossible. The west did it to themselves. They created this shitshow. They deserve the indie-scraps they get.
people who accuse others of being some certain X are oftentimes as bad or worse than that X
pedos, jizzbrained fools, etc. et al.
>food analogy
where are the western 3D model cunny games
still, that's way more personalities than western games
you can turn off the sex scenes with the lolis and enjoy the cute and funny story full of tasteful memery.
Not STOP
Just, y'know. Watch yourself.
hahaha no its hotter to rub two barbie dolls together
>he never had a 5 hour long artifical academy/koikatsu game fapping session
I pity you
So, is koikatsu translated in a decent way? Or is it one of those horrible machine translated shits ?
Like bumper stickers on a Ferrari. What a waste.
Which is that?
Which porn game is better?
>So hey, you're normal, have your fun, just watch yourself
>YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO STOP HAVING FUN
I love how Yea Forums is just unilaterally incapable of nuance
I realized that everything takes too long to be worth it.
Long ass build up followed by long ass downtime
The climax is great but there is a looooot of wasted time before and after
You must find people that are a lot into RP and that are reliable
Not easy
Ill do whatever the fuck I want thank you
Now if you excuse me these loli doujins are not going to get fapped to by themselves
>People who accuse others of X are often X
>People who offer advice have experience in this matter, and therefore can't be trusted
Fucking what
>Like bumper stickers on a Ferrari. What a waste.
you just made my day
3D is PD no matter if you are 20, 30 or 40
oh sorry, i was thinking you're part of the raid wave that forced the cumhead meme so hard it got wordfiltered. you actually tried to give genuine advice, and i'm sorry for not noticing that
pic unrelated
Where can you get this?
There dim a dozen though I hope one day the porn game industry will move away from Dating sim, boring visual novels and those girl viewer games on steam. And give us games that have gameplay that meshes well with the lewdness.
>Like bumper stickers on a Ferrari. What a waste.
This game is pretty great.
Excuse me, but did they make a game based on pizzagate? I'm serious, what is the source?
patreon and related piracy websites
Huniepop is good.
>ugly, depressed virgin with nothing going for him in life
>pitying others
lmao the lack of self awareness here is next level
Fuck off newfag
Aged like Wine this did.
Violated Heroine
What game.
>mods for The Sims 4
I can't get into WW because there's no dialogue. No, using my imagination doesn't count because you can use that excuse for everything.
That pixel art will never age
Honestly I only actually like a very select few porn games, but thankfully those were really fun. I don't see the focus shifting very much in the future though.
filename, dumdums
The fuck off newfag game
it's got a fuckload of memes and references to chan culture, and most of the characters are references to german people or well-known IRL loli softcore models
bernd and the something something [unpronounceable german word here]
>tfw playing porn games in VR
I wish I wasn't such a fucking moron, I can't install this fucking game even with a step by step guide. I'm gonna try again.
I can't speak about this here.
Heavily disagree
VNs are the best
porn games with gameplay suck it just gets in the way
FPBP
cutting dialogue in half to make funny sentences will never not be funny
You are a retard that doesnt know shit
if you can't say which one you're talking about then he won't be able to know which one you're talking about
Same reason I hate game of thrones. I want to watch action and drama, not random sex scenes.
No idea. You'd think a real life Tracy Jordan would have gotten rich making one by now.
>nah man, Patreon doesn't allow Incest content
Why? When did Patreon suddenly decided it should patrol fetishes in porn games? Rape, bestiality, incest, who the hell cares? It's just video games. None of it is real. Are they suddenly going to regulate violent games and if it promotes firearms, which goes against their corporate and personal beliefs? What a load of nonsense.
>if you want porn you should just look at porn!
>but also porn should be banned
this is your brain /pol/
If he installed it, he would know. So I got my answer actually.
Why do I get the impression this is just going to be a Camp Sherwood ripoff?
>go to /pol/ daily for years
>still fap at least three times a day
whats your point?
but i wanna know which one you're talking about so i could install it too
hes talking about the furry mod where you can fuck your pets
oh. well i don't want that so i'll pass
keep making shit up
>try to tell people what's morally/societally right or wrong
>but also posting on Yea Forums at the same time
mods should really lift the ban on loli porn on blue boards so we can weed out these invading normalfags
Fuck this years batch of summerfags
>Dude porn is bad
Where do these normalfags come from?
Yeah porn games that dont intergrate it well get in the way.
For example games that play like a regular game until you lose then the sexy stuff happens. Like most rpg maker shit.
Imagine a game where you play as a monster hunting down women and each as there own sex animation and you can unlock new ones overtime.
Imagine playing an action game where you can sexually dominate enemies as a part of your moves and spells. There can be so much more than a over glorified slideshow presentation
have a guess
I see I have to lolipost these normalfags to oblivion
this, especially considering cunny renaissance we're witnessing in vidya.
More hot ass pics.
it's better to make threads not bomb otherwise good threads
But don't do that on good threads, okay? I don't really mind this one because no one seems up for discussing some good porn games, just a heads up that flushing people out of -good- threads should not be done by nuking the threads themselves.
>that iwara channel that has their models in CM3D2