Hardest videogame in the world is mobile

> play the Tinder game for 5 months
> 0 likes
This shit is rigged. I have better performance talking to random women on the street or in bars. I guess I'm just not photogenic.

>game based on RNG from outside the game

who thought this was a good idea

post your bio

Tinder's objective is completely at odds with what it actually benefits the company.

>meet girl
>hit it off
>start dating
>both stop using Tinder

I think by time you've signed up, they've already got all they wanted. Your info.

This thing has probably done more to make me understand gay people than any forced propaganda ever could. I know the women there are not supposed to be first prizes but my god.

>get liked
okay coo-
>single mom or bot
t-thanks...

I'm not posting shit when I've already determined I'm simply not photogenic. It's the same with every single online dating app I've tried. Oddly, women don't seem to have a problem talking to me face to face in the places I mentioned.

>implying girls read bios

my self esteem = boosted
must be more bots near me

are you just swiping without much thought?
because that's what you're supposed to do if you ever want to get matches

Nah, they want you to buy tinder gold or whatever is it's name. Many people even log in with fb so they already have their data.

>tinder's objective
>dating
Wat.jpg
Its all about getting thirsty guys to pay for the opportunity to fuck fatties.

>Immediately assumes he knows everything and unwilling to accept a gesture from a stranger
Yes, clearly it's because you're not photogenic and not because you have 0 social skills

That's most things though.
>company sells x item
>oh wow, they've got x item now and they won't buy another
Luckily, most women break regularly and need replacing, especially ones found on Tinder.

Well the point of apps is to get people to keep using it, its supposed to feed the addictive mindset of how early stages of dating or even just meeting someone can be fun/mysterious/elating, its not the same for everyone but it also feeds the insecurity of "what if im missing out on X"
The reality is that monogamy, while it has its positives, has a lot of negative effects in the long but society in the west due to religion has created a lot of taboos and almost shuns polyamorus relationships of any kind when in reality it's very normal to find multiple people attractive in life and form relationships of different kind
What's not normal in any instance is cheating and infidelity. Polyamory isn't cheating if all parties communicate and are involved, its not for everyone but its something that I think western society has demonized and should stop doing so
Regardless, apps feed into this bad cycle,

I have had like 10 likes in two weeks. Maybe 3 matches and none neither talked to me not responded. Oh well.

That's my point. They want the data. Most people don't use tinder gold.

They did for me

>are you just swiping without much thought?
Yes. At one point I was just swiping right x50 every 12 hours religiously. Still didn't manage to get a single like in the capital of this country.

>not everyone has/had hpv
>it goes not away after 6 months on its own
>it was not likes this since hundreds of years and we only now understand it and start to worry eventho 80% of all people who EVER had sex wil have it at least once in their live

unironically have sex

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Not him but how the fuck are his social skills going to have any effect before he even talks to the girls.

Your bio is a manifestation of your social skills too.

>no likes for a month
>switch to all genders and leave it for the night as a test
>+15 likes from guys
This is not fair.

Your bio is not the main reason you get swiped right or left.

Are you skinny?

Imagine thinking you can start a genuine relationship with someone based off a few pictures and a two sentence bio

What a good bio, anyway?

>Polyamory
Spotted the woman, or alternatively: cuck.

>get like from top tier insta thot
>barely even consider saying anything since it's probably a bot or an accident
>half ass intro message
>actually not a bot
>takes my half interest as a challenge
>hit it off
>fuck for a few months
>never meet her friends since she's probably embarrassed about me
>ain't even mad
>one day realise that I'll literally never do better than this
>now in constant fear that she'll be stolen away by some Chad
H-help

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>mfw got me a qt cuckqueen gf off Tinder
Shit's so cash

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All relationships start with a glance and an introduction, what's your point? No one goes on Tinder and expects to know enough about someone that they would become a couple then and there, but it's enough to consider a date or sex.

You can put in your bio that you're a child rapist and you will still get pussy if you're hot. A guy actually did that and only 2 girls of hundreds unmatched him

Post feet size and say your hobbies are rock climbing and traveling.

lol

ejaculate and evacuate user

try spicing your style up
remember that people are typically spending less than a second looking at you, make an impression

It's not hard, it's just incredibly RNG heavy. I mean ~50% literally win by default and the other 50% it's either sink or swim.

To keep it vidya, someone post the screencaps of the guy who roleplayed as Ezio Auditore.

I joined a gym at the start of the month to try and get some muscle, but yes.

start with the 6 6 6s. Lie through it. They lie at theirs too.They only want food, and menial shit from you in exchange for sex

Women don’t have to that though.

>create a Doge profie
>11 likes
It's a start

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tinder is only hard if you're ugly

Women swipe right 14% of the time so the overwhelming majority of men are ugly it seems.

>tfw women will literally forgive CHILD RAPE if you're muscular

Fuck me, I need to get in shape

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I'm going to guess that by your age, you are barely allowed to browse this website.

im guessing Bangladesh?

>born too late to join viking rape raids
>born too early for cheap robot sluts
>born just in time for online dating where women can ignore everything that isn't a 10/10 chad

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>cuckqueen
tell me more

t. Anthony Burch

>the overwhelming majority of men are ugly
duh

>thought this was an actual game for a minute because didn't bother to look at filename
>confused why everyone was talking about IRL shit
>mfw I'm retarded

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Your both not wrong.

You must be suffering from pretty hardcore WAW if you think the bio is the most important part in a profile

Having sex still isn't as hard as beating Christopher Robin

>already lost before you even hit start in a video game
What kind of faggy artsy bullshit is that?

tinder is disgusting souldestroying degeneracy enabler and guess what kind of people own that site?

>get a few matchs
>realize I have nothing interesting to say and it's just a waste of time because I'm an autist
>uninstall app

I feel like I retard every time I decide to go on Tinder.

I never said it was the most important part, but if you believe that it makes no difference then you are deluded. If you're just trying to get laid, then the type of girl you are looking for probably doesn't care about a bio. If you're looking for a genuine human connection on top of getting laid then a girl like that would probably like to know that you're not an incel or a sociopath before swiping.

based retard

I’m lonely but refuse to make a Tinder because I know it’d be the thing to snap me. I know I’m ugly don’t need to be reminded of it

Is that the new season of opm? Looks like shit.

>nightmare difficulty is called ethnic mode

>Naive about dating apps

That’s actually a good thing.

Sure, sure meeting women is degeneracy, (((those))) guys are at it again

Time to practice Yea Forums

datingariane.com/

I put three interesting facts about myself. I talked about my career goals and hobbies. Simple stuff.
You go into a dating website focusing more on impressing others than being yourself and it’s going to end up being a disaster.

I never said it plays no part. I'm just saying that you can't really say the guy has no social skills if he isn't even getting the chance to talk to the girls

pay to win trash. the only way to get better at the game is spend thousands on plastic surgery

>get match
>meet her
>shes a psycho bitch
3 times already. Fuck this app

>all the girls I know keep telling me to install dating apps
>might die alone at this rate
Is it really worth it?

>soi white knight can't help but defend his pure waifus
>fail to acknowledge that all aspects of a ramona aren't needed to be a ramona, (see: tacky and frivolous ugly tattoos, almost every woman gets some ugly tat)
>fail to acknowledge most people who dislike the state of women comes from living with, dating, and loving said women
Why are you faggots so obsessed with sex? I know the answer. It's because you aren't getting it since no woman in her right mind wants to let some limp-limbed, soft, dyed hair faggot loser to stick their dick in her.

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It literally doesn’t. Cope.

You're telling me that you can't determine soft skills from a bio? Have you ever applied for a job with a cover letter? It's not just that, but he also completely rejected my offer to help look at his bio, blaming his looks. Sounds like a depressive no-confidence faggot to me.

You're not alone user. I'm 33 and I've tried Bumble, Tinder, and other similar dating apps where the whole concept is swiping to like or dislike. Been on many dates through both apps but nothing lasted longer than a month tops. I'm not a bad looking guy either. I've had a lot of women that are not related to me say I'm attractive. My issue is I'm a spaz who doesn't know how to talk to women. I've done the basic conversations and had it lead to no where. I've done the flirting and it never felt right for me.

>incel shooter detected

Project harder, faggot. Since the only women you ever see are the ones through your screen, you must find it hard to accept that there's a wide variety of personalities out there.

THE JUICE1111 *hairline recedes* Yes the juice made me ugly at birth with their rays.... Its the truth i tells ya!

>6/10
I mean it's something I guess

no
tinder destroys your soul

It probably wont help and you shouldn't use Tinder to find a life partner.

I'll cope with my long-term gf after the conversation initiated from my stated interest in '80s music and love of terrible movies in my bio.

>makes claims that people who have issues with women are incels
>blames guy who called it out for projecting
You might want to rethink your life, user. You're acting awfully defensive.

you get the rope too, asshole.

shit like tinder destroys relationships and should be banned till the end of time

A few of my friends met their gf/wives on bumble. Is that any better?

i played the old version so much i could fuck her 3 times with my eyes closed

sounds like someone had a bad experience and can't cope with it haha :)

heck no, fuck literally those girls instead

Bumble actually builds your profile around your bio and some quick info about you. Things like your religious views, political views, height, what you're looking for, pets, etc. The profile you see when swiping starts with a picture, and then immediately under is a bio before you can see any other pics. Aimed more at dating.

Dating apps are mainly for hookups. If your trying to find true love on dating app i’m going to assume you don’t get out much.

If the girls you knew actually thought you would be a good boyfriend, they would date you themselves.

>single mom
AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>You are funny, but you do not seem to be able to take anything seriously.
well shit

This is silly. Not everyone wants a relationship, or some people may already be in one.

>11 out of 10 of 4chin users are single
Is the same amount of women single?
If so, what are they doing? Browsing social media?

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If you want to meet a good woman who is interested in raising a family together your best bet is to join a Church. I recommenced Roman Catholicism or Traditional Catholicism such as FSSP or SSPX or Orthodox if you're retarded.

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>use tinder for three years
>occasional hook up
>some asian girl messages me, instantly turns conversation sexual
>wants to meet same evening
>comes over to my place for netflix and chill
>things escalate, making out leads to sex
>wants to be slapped in the face and whispers daddy in my ear
I now have a nympho asian fuckbuddy who sends me nude snaps all the time bros

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>be me
>or don't
>a 6/10 guy, if someone is feeling generous
>meet a girl, also 6/10
>loves anime, vidya, complete nerd
>shy, smart and most importantly
>single
>be friends with her for over a year, drop hints that I'm interested in her
>she loves spending time with me, gave me her number
>absolute marriage material
>finally get the courage to say that I love her
>"ummm, user, I'm sorry, I don't know you well enough, let's be friends for now, for atleast 5 years?"
Chads from Yea Forums, give me some advice

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>height
Have no hope being 5’8 then

All of those questions are optional for what you display on your profile. At least it let me swipe left on all of the christians/smokers/heavy drinkers.

>Taking dating advice from females

The growing amount of beta males is disgusting.

Pretend there's another woman in your life.
I absolutely fucking ensure you she will suddenly want to start sucking up your free time

what else? they are all in their late 20s sipping wine every night waiting for someone to solve their mental problems

like us

My best friend is 5’6 and has a beautiful gf. There is no such thing as having no hope.

Big relate man, at least I banged some alright to fairly hot chicks. Nothing fulfilling though.

congrats you now have a as a child sexually abused nymfo psycho in your life who will surely not cut your balls off and use them for soup

Just lie. They can’t tell.

i'm unironically 5'3". is dating even an option for me?

>hardest videogame in the world
>Win by swiping without even looking
I have a couple actual neckbeard friends that still get a match every couple weeks, whats your problem?

Saddens me that Yea Forums has been taken over by the /r9k/ tumor.

>taking dating advice from Yea Forums

My former college roommate is like 5'5 and he would show up to the dorm with a new hot gf like every month. I don't understand his magic.

get fit and get money. As long as shes a bit smaller than you she wont mind

>let's be friends for now, for atleast 5 years?
Holy shit that is brutal

Honestly my best advice is bail on this girl unless you can actually see yourself coping with the realiy that you will never be more than that

Imma keep it 100 with you buddy, the odds are stacked against you.
Not impossible though.

>ah sorry then, 5 years is too long, but at least you'll still be my friend, I really like you
and move on, don't you EVER give her the high ground
also if you're still friends with her and you meet another girl she'll be seething, then you can probably tease her into getting physical

The fuck kinda question is that. Women still look to find the most attractive guys. It’s literally the same shit.

Do you like fatties?

Switch to the gay difficulty option. Makes it much easier. The straight one is fucking tough

Hide the salami and make a single mommy user

Charisma and social skills can make up for, uh, vertical challenges.

what game?

>Yea Forums says this mobile game is trash
>it's actually good

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You can be my gf (male) if you are cute.

When I was single I fucked multiple women a month. A lot of Asians and Hispanics. I fell in love with a Japanese girl who was just visiting and it really fucked me up. Now I'm in a relationship with a South Korean and it just doesn't compare. I'm flying to Japan for a "Vacation" but deep down I know I'm doing it because the Japanese girl.

>be friends with her for over a year, drop hints that I'm interested in her
Nah bro, you're supposed to make a move early on, she says no, life goes on

i miss read your post as “fuck boi”

You gotta understand who writes these OP's "user"

Someone should design a 2019 dating sim or VN about using Tinder. I think if designed correctly it would be funny and entertaining as fuck.

>he doesn't use Grindr

That is the Game Shark of the dating world

>switch to gay mode
>high rate of sex
>fuck higher rate of diseases too
bruh

Literally none of this is true except maybe you have yellow fever and think vacationing in Japan will sate it but deep down you know the cultural differences and language barrier are going to cause trouble down the line so you make up these wild fantasies in your head to make yourself feel better.

half the girls I talk to are like this. I live in a certain area where they have a higher chance of being born.

It would just end in a shooting.

theres that swiping royal real managing game tho

worth the risk

You cant expect to get everything in easy mode.

Has anyone here actually dated a girl from a vastly different culture? How did it go?

Grindr is filled with trannies pretending to play the female class even tough there is none

>Tinder hard
Maybe for you faggot

>Grindr
>Not Scruff
Enjoy your fembois and trannys

True Patricians use Grindr and fuck emotion vulnerable preop FtM trannies.

They got some super cute ones.

Advice for what? You were so interested in the woman that you deluded yourself into thinking that she was into you and would say “I love user” back.

>he doesn't get foreign gf
You can literally bang every chick from a foreign nation it doesn't even have to be Asia it can also be Sweden or Finland,

the latest leisure suit larry is kind of like that.
It would only be funny if it where unrealistic

It's a fun little location based game that is constantly getting updated. Only problem is the locations are a little bugged and how much the timed dlc is

>used to think I was unattractive
>get matched with a lot of qts
>come to the realization I just have no game because none of the matches go anywhere

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Luckily. I don’t do either.

>I had the hpv that doesn't give me genital warts that means yours is the exact same jeez

Be friends if you want. But drop chasing that shit, and stop acting like a beta orbiter. After 5 years, DON'T be the backup plan for free housing and Tyrone Jr.'s college fund and bailouts.

Just work on you, and look for someone else in the meantime. Don't even bother trying to salvage that shit, even if she starts getting jealous over other girls. She just told you she thinks she can do better, and will drop your ass the moment that better so much as passes by.

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Female Character is literally Easy Mode. You only need to balance the Health Items and buff up Appearance stats

how have you lived for all your life without knowing what the friendzone is?

Reroll for another girl

>Match with a rental mommy, whose profile says she's just divorced and wants no strings attached sex
>Hit it off in messages. She says she wants to meet ASAP for hanky panky
>Ask for for some sort of shitty verification pic because shit sounds too good to be true
>Refuses and unmatches me
Did I goof or did I dodge a catfish/axemurderer?

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Should have kissed her bro.
Women are spergs who don't know how to react to declarations of love.

It's tenfold times easier to put your dick or tongue inside of them, than having them say yes to a love declaration.

literally me. Can match easy but im too much of a boring dope.

Thanks for replying guys.
That's what I thought too, the moment she said that I knew she wanted to keep me as a friend but still look for better candidate.
And I just wanted a pure relationship.
Guess I might use dating apps after all, does Tinder require Facebook?

>Had absolutely disgusting acne in high school and girls wouldn't give me the time of day
>In my mid 20's now, 0 acne
>Former classmate working as a server in a restaurant, asks another girl to ask if I'm me
>Gives me her number when he friend tells her I'm me
>Another girl works at a gas station, tries to talk to me, just want my chocolate milk and Cinnamon roll
>Had a bank teller say shit like "Your shirt really brings out the color of your eyes..."
>Completely jaded and shut down any attempt at conversation because fuck all of these whores.

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can you please not post my wife

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You probably saved yourself an axe murdering user

>be a 27 year old boomer
>get a date with a 20 year old zoomer
>checking her phone every other minute
>ask her if i'm boring her
>no no user, it's just one of my friends sending funny images
>her favorite drink is some foreign energy drink
>wanted to end the date early but friends say that's bad style
>by the end she asks for my phone number
>tell her i'm not interested
>b-but i could send you l-lewd selfies
>tell her my phone can't receive photos
>shake hands and depart

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>fingering her after a lot of warmup
>okay that was nice see ya

what the actual fuck

No what you asked is normal you should’ve been more smooth about it though. Ask her to FaceTime/video call etc so you can chat for a bit and if she declines then yeah she was probably a catfish

>>b-but i could send you l-lewd selfies
>>tell her my phone can't receive photos
Ice fucking cold, I love it

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>hoping a girl feels the same as you is delusion
I won't even argue with you, kill yourself.

It's scary how real it is, isn't it?

I don't believe you

Game has nothing to do with it. It’s normal for women to ghost during convo’s because they have sooooo many other matches to speak to and check out. It doesn’t directly imply you look bad or anything but just that you ain’t as hot as you thought.
I know a ton of guys that gave up on tinder because the matches they got didn’t respond back or left mid convo.

Good advice. Just suggesting video chatting sounds much more natural. No need to mention wanting to do it mainly for verification.

Cheers, user. I'll remember this for next time.

>Hoping

That’s your beta bitch mistake.

You beautiful man

I've never really been on the 'dating' scene as I've always fallen into relationships with friends, but I'm absolutely fucking terrified that I'll go on one someday and will just get stonewalled by someone on their phone. It's like voluntary digital cancer. Unless you're showing something to the other person or exchanging details, there's absolutely no excuse for using one during a date.

Just how old are you? You're not even with her and told her you love her. How you think "hoping" someone feels the same is the same as "expecting" is beyond me, because I'm not delusional. How you even think that's a good idea in any universe boggles my mind, you can't be 18. You are very clearly younger.

>get sued for sexual assault
>get my reputation ruined
>never get another girl, or even a job
Not the best idea, I've got to say.

Based as fuck, senpai.

Fuck those thirsty thots.

Probably a gay guy.

But if you wanted to sound less autistic and are certain it's not a Indian data miner or robot, you can propose chatting on the phone a bit. Then lead that into meeting up somewhere you know in public for drinks to see if you "mesh."

Taking Spas on a date to Steak and Shake, and you can't stop me.

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Either Facebook or just a phone number.
Used to require Facebook, but no longer.

>I'm absolutely fucking terrified that I'll go on one someday and will just get stonewalled by someone on their phone.
Honestly there are so many people that spend their time on it 24/7 as a means of entertainment/communication.
Granted using it during a date is bad form I doubt most people that do that shit are even aware of it, and I'd even wager most of the retards you knew 10 years ago would be the faggots drooling over smart phones these days, it's easier to identify the thousand cock stare zombies

You should have retorted the bank teller with:

>I'd like to make a deposit.
>What time do you get off?

>Reminder to subtract the amount of mentally ill trans and gay males that like your profile from your total

unironically Tinder is harder then real life even if you have no connections

>think im unattractive
>match with no qt's
>pay qt camwhore for whatsapp
>says im handsome and asks for dick pics and a video of me jerking off
i just don't know anymore

Tinder makes relationships shallow and people disposable.
it's the LFR of dating.

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Don't feel bad, most girls are boring as fuck and men have to put in all the work.

>Go on date with QT.
>Sit down to have dinner.
>She's on her phone.
>"Please turn off your ringer and put your phone in your purse."
>"B-but user, what if..."
>"You can call whoever back after dinner. Now please put it away."
>"O-okay."
>Ate dinner, had a fun chat and ended up fucking her.

Take charge but in a respectful way.

Leave my QT wife alone
She is mine

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>Set up a profile with only a retarded picture of mine i took as a joke and text saying that i'm an ENTP
>Don't open tinder for a week
>Open it up and swipe a few sub 23 bitches with no tatoos piercing or smoking pictures right
>Get matches
>Get nervous and close the app
>"They were probably just incels doing research haha"

Thanks for reading my blog

>Start talking to any girl
>They have no interests until you mention yours
>They have to cool stories unless one of yours includes something they can remember
It's like they're retarded children

>know her for over a year
>hang out with her every week
>somehow me saying that I love her is out of place
Kill yourself

>Paying cam whores
>Watching cam

The dating life ain’t for you kid. Your too mentally weak.

You lean for the kiss after an appropriate amount of chatting, and testing some playful touching of her hands, shoulders, etc.
You don't choke her at random.

It's obvious you're not gonna make it.

>Finally match with a cute girl
>Read her bio
>It's actually a dude

ITS NOT FAIR

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Cringe. It's a restaurant, not a movie theater

only if you're one of the 80% of men that aren't Chad

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>Not slapping the shit out of her and stomping on her phone plus making her pay for the meal

Sounds like you lucked out

Can confirm. Not saying that I'm much better, but holy hell the matches I've gotten at times are just boring to speak to.
To make this vidya related, I had better experiences off of Tinder by dating some autistic girl, and I mean she actually had autism, that I met at my local library. She liked speedrunning which I found hilarious once she told me what her issue was. Nice girl that I was honestly way more comfortable with than anyone else.
Still not over her.

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thats actually a pretty good analogy, although LFR also gives you lasting rewards while Tinder just gives you stds and cynicism

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>somehow me saying that I love her is out of place
Yes? That is exactly right you middle school retard.

>can't be bothered with dating complete strangers
>just hoping I meet someone nice when I take my doctorate
It's not going to happen, is it?

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>get an occasional match that eventually leads to an invite for a date/hookup
>night of date
>without fail, always get the "man, I feel like just staying home and playing video games instead" feeling
Am I low test or just nervous?

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Yeah tranny trash and gays pop up often on dating apps now n’ days even if you put “females only” in your settings. Dating apps won’t ban them from the “female” section because leftists will bitch.

Ah, sorry, I forgot how fucking on the first date is now considered a standard and romance simply doesn't exist.
Kill yourself.

There’s a cute autistic girl at work that loves vidya and anime. We get on really well but I couldn’t date her as she’s pretty full on and loves SAO.

no need to defend virtual maidens here

probably just depressed and low self worth. sounds like a personal issue you need to work on rather than just chomping testosterone pills

It might

I mean it's just bad manners in general to go out on a date with someone then spend a bunch of time on their phone rather than focus on you. If they were really interested in you or the date in general, they wouldn't do it. OR they just lack self control in the matter because all they've ever known is staring at their phone screen 24/7.

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It might but it’s a low chance. At least your not wasting your time with dating apps.

Sometimes it's worth it to overlook this when you have a girl who can keep up with your powerlevel and can even introduce her to good stuff.

>Be 250 lbs balding neckbeard
>Have that I like anime and video games in my profile
>Take good pictures
>Only swipe on the slightly chubby girls
>Still fucking a new girl twice a week, record is 5 in a week.

This shit is too easy. You guys are just focusing on the 10 pointers instead of getting lots of 5/6 pointers. Git gud

I'm actually getting a little bored with sleeping around and want to get serious with someone, but have trust issues with women so ill probably be alone forever.

Real life isn't like anime.

Alright, since you have experience in that field, give me some specifics, when do I get personal and how?

Pretty much this. I've only ever had one girl initiate a conversation. I guarantee they'll never send the first message unless it's something pointless like "hey/hi/hello"

I live in a college town and these chicks are everywhere. Not only should you suck my cock but you should then kill yourself for bumping this thread

Jesus christ the delusion. I wish I could be there in 10 years when you look back at what you did and realize just how autistic you were.

Nah, you guys need to realize that most girls on tinder won't go on a date with you unless you are 10/10. Even if you are kinda handsome and has a good game, they won't bother because even the usual 6/10 single mom on tinder will have thousands (not an exageration) of likes, so you are just another one in a sea of options.

Most women just use tinder to get dopamine highs and Instagram followers. If you get a match and she ghosts or act like she has no interest, just move on.

>created a profile a couple of days ago
>added actual good pics of me with some memes in between
>Haven't done jack and shit but 4 girls liked me so far
I can't see them because I refuse to pay

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Are you actually russian? Because hooking russian thots on tinder is easy af
-t. russian

>Taking advice from Yea Forums

>SAO
jej the one I was with kept going on about JoJo. Like the other guy said, it would be a bit smart to just overlook it and give her a chance. It seriously was a very fun experience since we meshed together so well, and I imagine the same could go for you.

and how many of them did you fuck?

If you weren't drowning in pussy in high school, you will almost certainly die alone. Modern women would rather be Chad Thundercock's 100th side chick than some Average Joe's one true love. And if you are Chad Thundercock, you wouldn't need Tinder for anything other than the ego boost of having 500+ matches every day.

>tfw 5'4
Good luck out there, fren. I find that if you can pull off being "cute" in appearance while still behaving manly and confident things work out pretty well.

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I know, but if someone random fucko calls me delusional for expressing my feelings to someone then I ain't the one in the wrong.

but arent russians like 25% hot and rest are ugly?

>match girl
>read bio
>I like The Office, Pizza, and Dogs
>give up, close app

It's easy as fuck it's just pay to win if you have a shit build

just be yourself bro

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You probably just don’t give a shit anymore. It’s not a bad thing. A hookup doesn’t make you a better or worse person overall.

>Walking into work one day
>dozens-hundreds of people going both ways at shift change on a long-ass walk
>notice some custodian girl on the opposite shift trying to make eyes with me some days on this walk
>running slightly behind for the morning meeting one-day
>going pass the toilet cleaner girl, when suddenly she drops her bags and outstretches her arms
>OMG MY GOD, user IS THAT YOU I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG
>What the fuck?
>I'm already past her, unprepared, and focused on other things
>Barely turn around, "Yeah, it's nice to see you too, but I gotta run!"
>Who the fuck was that?
>Draw a blank, but go to the meeting and focus on plan for the day
>sometime later, realize that girl looked like someone in my high school graduating class, but worse
>she was somewhat of pretty girl athlete Stacey back then, but never said no more than 3 sentences to me
>Never see her again on the walk out
>Think back how I left her standing there, bags on the ground, arms outstretched, and the crowd pushing past her

And it felt good.

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LMAOOOOOOOO

95% are hot until they turn 30 and become a cave troll

So me expecting for someone to love me is delusion and autistic?
If you want to insult someone, do it directly and don't hide yourself behind cryptic guessing game, fucktard.

I had a 5'1" tall friend date and marry quite possibly the cutest little Latina I've seen in my life and I am really jelly but happy for him. Nigga is funny and a blast to be around, so don't let your height affect your ability or thinking with dating.
You're not out of the game and ignore the whores who think height is everything.

I still think The Game is the hardest game to play

We're all strangers at some point. And being strangers online doesn't invoke that mental barrier you get when trying to communicate IRL. Then again, some people break the ice themselves, but that's rare.

How is this thread still up?

0 because I'm not a desperate manslut in need of an even sluttier one night stand cunt. It's just a valid measurement of self worth, and now I know that I'm worth more than you, pathetic faggots.

>90% of girls list their hobbies as
>Netflix
>McDonald’s
>gin
>’’’’’travelling’’’’’’
I get that you don’t need to completely be into the same stuff but how the duck do you make even the most basic of conversation with someone like that?

His hairline is dissolving like tears in the rain

the fat cocacola one is like damn i will get in line for that and believes she will get it

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Your delusional and your commitment to not accept you got rejected and drop the subject as whole proves the point even more.

You cant love someone before getting to know her.
If you havent dated her, then she's never given you enough of herself for you to actually feel love.

You're just some dipshit with a crush.

Also, 5/6 girls belong to the 8 guys.
the 7/8s belong to the 9 guys
and the 9/10s belong to the 10 guys

You gotta look at 2s and 3s

>be me
who the fuck else would you be? fuckin retard

>30 match in 2 weeks.
>nobody replies
wtf??

Have sex,

>but how the duck
Caught you slippin' on that phonepost user.

>0 [overly verbose cope]
Oof

Literally have sex

don’t forget the classic
“I don’t do hookups”

And what are you supposed to do there? Go up to a girl and be like "saw you were worshipping God. heh, me too"?

Just stake out the nearby police academies during their basic training weeks for your own IRL fatty Spas gf, user.

They're not as competent, cute, or wholesome, but there sure is plenty of 'em being pushed through with free passes into law enforcement these days. You could probably rake them in by the dozens with a strategically placed hotdog cart after the morning mile.

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not like that though

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Tinder is full of bots too, like in mmorpgs

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Simple.

>Men putting women liking them on a pedestal
>Obsessing over sex

cringe

The latest girl I matched with is "Books, playing with my dog, wine, hiking, GoT"
Also she's a preschool teacher.

It's like a basic bitch 101 starter pack.

She has cute red hair though so I'm definitely interested in using her. But its so hard to find a girl that seems actually interesting.

Alright, what are you even babbling about, you goddamn retard?
I asked for advice what to do with my cursed love live and you act like I stalk women for fun.
Kill yourself.

>first two weeks of tinder
>get 3-4 matches a day
>now
>will swipe nonstop and get 0 matches
d-did the algorithm fuck me?

legit jelly
mine had cuckquean fantasies, but got cold feet when we started dating seriously. I'm still hoping that one day she changes her mind again

Well, you got to learn a bit about the religion and volunteer some time to help homeless or shit going on around the parish. Most parishes have social groups like bible studies and young adult groups to meet other people like yourself. Just don't make it obvious you're only in it for the pussy and actually apply yourself as a virtuous man then they will come.

>tfw only black girls like me

God fucking dammit

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It's over. Just become a priest or some shit. It never began.

Fuck you too, buddy.
Atleast I appreciate how direct you were in insulting me, not like that other fucker.

They probably only like laughing at you and your little dick.

just go for it man and relax, they're really easy. Just make it seem like you have a lot of money and are interested in taking care of kids. Fuck the shit out of her, then get out.

Do porn with 6'+ Dutch girls and Amazons.

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I did and it's actually working out

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Mid to late-date is an alright time.
Waiting till the end of the date is cliché and can be a bit scary for the both of you.

You do some playful teasing all the way through, to test how willing or repulsed she is by you, if the results are negative, dial the contact down or even wait until another date. You can ask her about her jewelry, or if she has any tattoos, and grab her hand while commenting on those things.
Or even do something silly like comparing hand sizes.

The location is rather important. Personally, I recommend starting the date in a café (where neither of you get to eat messy, smelly food), and then go for a walk in the park, where you can go for the kiss.

Are you me?
I’ve accepted that white girls fuck dogs however.

the dark souls of dating games

Refer to

but i dont want a spas like that
i want my wife spas you stealing cunt

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God this is depressing

get rich and fit or just rich really, but if your fat poor,balding and ugly you're screwed

No, women even consider 6ft to be short nowadays. It's fucking over.

people on /soc/ said that swipping too much will fuck your account visibility. And that makes sense because Tinder does not want you to have lots of matches without paying a single cent. Because free match means that the odds of you leaving the app without dropping money are increasing.

and fresh tinder accounts always get tons of matches because tinder wants you hooked in the app. That is why it is a good pratice to delete and make another account once in a while

Don't worry senpai.
The npc is uncapable of true feelings and just assumed that what everybody else was doing around them was normal and natural and has to attack anyone who says otherwise.

Black girls will like anything.

Some of them, you just have to be able to understand ebonics to get to know.

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at least ive seen some black girls id bone so hard. but im a skinny manlet even after weightlifting so fat chicks go for me. like ill date a chick with the face of a goblin if she has a nice body but apparently that chick is a 9/10 where i am because fatties are so prevalent

How do you know the size of his dick nigger?

>implying shot, fat, bald, old, ugly AND rich isn't the ultimate combo

This is 100% accurate. My last three Tinder dates have been black girls and I had sex with them on the 2nd date. I enjoy how honest and low-stress the encounters are, and there's no expectation to pack a day full of stupid hipster activities that white women expect. White women are literally the worst people to date and/or have kids with.

Game is pure RNG.
Seriously a single stat decides the entire game? Did the devs even playtest this shit?

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>Always been good with black people
>Always match with black people
>Get to know some black girls
>They're like white girls except less deceptive about their bullshit
>Higher libido too

Its perfect, I exclusively date black girls now. The last white girl I dated made sure of that

Are you 6'4 and kinda chunky, but not enough that it shows, with a love for movies and vidya?

If so, we might be

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Thanks for willing to write all of that.
Even if I never get to use this advice because I spill my spaghetti at most important moments.
But thanks anyways.

>Have 50+ likes
>Only a couple actual matches because all the likes are disgusting ham beasts and catfish scam profiles

Tinder and dating apps are useless. Hinge was the only one that worked for me in terms of actually getting girls to talk and meet me, but even then I've come to the conclusion after a couple dozen of those instances that real attraction and chemistry cannot form through swiping on a pic and chatting online. Those dates were mostly all meh and the girls weren't attractive enough irl to be worth more than a single fuck, which I didn't even go for in most cases. Attractive, high quality women don't need dating apps and therefore you'll never find one there.

>this is a BR tinder tranny
fuck bros..

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>new like
>empty bio
>generic selfies
>ed sheeran as anthem

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same
fuckin cunts not even answering is so pathetic, why would you swipe me right then?

BR's have the best plastic surgery in the world m8

you better not be talking about height, height doesnt meant shit if you're fucking indian or asian

if shes post op id assfuck

Well, it's too late, Bub. She already works at my convenience store, and is paid in slurpees, shrink wrapped brownies, and hotdogs left over from the roller at the end of the day.

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>swipe everyone right because "dude that's how you get matches"
>...
>"WTF even fat chicks think they're hot shit now"
Dumb fucking normies

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Getting a new dating app is like that. You get a couple of likes and think your doing alright only to realize those are the only likes your ever going to get and that number won’t rise. 80/20 rule unless your the top 20%.

Literally the best on tinder

>tfw women will literally forgive CHILD RAPE if you're muscular
>muscular
uuuuuhhh.....

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In a way that has to be more miserable for them. Most men swipe right at everything and then filter the matches, so the fat ones get lots of matches but never get anyone to actually talk to them.

Cuz I fucked him.

>if you're muscular
Sweetie...

White men and black women are the best combination.

Black people have higher libidos and less inhibitions than white people.

In men this means they act like fucking apes.

In the women, they essentially drop all the problems with white women. Less bullshit and less subtlety, more sex. It's great.

Oh nonono

>0
lol

there's no shortage of fucked up chicks. serial killers get so many love letters in jail

>Katana sword on the living room wall

based

>tfw high-functiong autismo from day 1
>insecure as fuck about my appearance
>people insist that I look fine, but was pretty damn sure that I look worse than they say
>introverted for most of my life
>still am, but not as bad as before
>run into an old classmates older sister from high school while on the job
>learn that my classmate crushed on me super hard back in the day
>apparently I was too stupid to notice and she was heartbroken when I left and ended up becoming a goth-looking chick caked in dark make-up
I learned that almost a year ago but it still haunts me. Should I even bother with Tinder or Bumble?

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Stay mad while your failed attempt at a gf is getting dicked down by her 45th dick this yeah.

You obsessed over a girl that you were talking to and assumed because she talked she “had feelings” and wasn’t just interested in talking to you.

Thanks, really means a lot.
Direct insults are one thing, but calling someone delusional for expressing himself is completely different.

>muscular
it was over before you realized it

I'm starting to think so too. But can you blame me? I feel like I get more joy out of speedruning an old favorite or getting immersed in a good game rather than going on a date that could possibly suck with a girl who's boring (and they're always boring).
Ah well. Autism's a strange thing.

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Grow a beard, stop with the cargo shorts, and don't cross your arms like that in photos or in public (it is body language to show you are either angry or uncomfortable, thus showing a lack of confidence in the latter instance). I just fixed all your most glaring problems, user. Good luck.

Hit the nail on the head. It took me a long to realize that Black women are so based. Also, they cum so frequently. Every black girl squirts like an animal at least twice during sex. White and Asian Women? They just kinda lay there and make everything awkward.

>tfw actually reading the bios
This is a mistake.

Dial up your old classmate for drinks, and secure a big tiddied goth cake

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>didn't score the big-titty goth gf

My son, you have already lost

We ain’t talking about Grinder

Think about who actually writes those letters, it’s not that hot girl who works at McDonalds that’s for sure.

I will get her back with my other wife that is also a shotgun
there is nothing you can do to stop me getting my number one wife back

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>Grow a beard

I wish, I have too much native american in me

Now that's better, you finally learned how to not be an absolute pussy and you finally insulted someone.
Now add some "incels" for good mesure, faggot.

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>multiple wives
>on a rating system

You have already lost.

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It's not like you're gonna fuck her brain, are you?

I must also add.
The biggest point of a date isn't to score, it's to have fun.
Ensure both of you are having a good time, because if you treat it like a work interview or you walk into it with the sole intention to hit jackpot, you'll just add unnecessary tension on yourself.

And remember that you are not her personal entertainer, she has to put in some effort to keep your interest too.

Embrace this mindset and you won't drop so much spaghetti.

What's up with all the single moms and fatties with high standards?

you're older, that's all that is left

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Not obsessing over sex isn’t autism.

Looks like a walking pile of STDs.

This is it exactly, kek. Every mildly hot thicc girl I ever matched with and took out on a date ended up looking nothing like her carefully doctored photos. They have mastered baiting you in with lots of cleavage, expertly crafted makeup, and angles but are usually just gross irl. I wish I could get past that enough to fuck some of them but I never do.

Youre probably in your 30s

>not having multiple wives
your missing out on something good user

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>by the end she asks for my phone number
Bull fucking shit buttbaby, zoomer bitches don't ask for phone numbers anymore grandpa. They add you to facebook or instagram

t. Incel

I’m not the one typing out sob stories about girls rejecting me on a anime imagine board kid.

Don't listen to that guy, a beard is only necessary when your chin is recessed.

>smoothing filters and caked on makeup

Why do they do it? Like something out of a horror movie. Willingly converting yourself over to the uncanny valley.

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>when you missed a flag that saves you from the bad end.

This sounds made up tbqh

My dad is 5'4 and he made it.

Alright this wouldn't ever happen

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They deluded themselves to distract from the fact their body is losing attraction

Nope, but I'd rather be an incel than a tranny fucker.

>feel I’m too ugly to make an IG
How do you do it bros, should I wear my fedora?

Honestly most worthwhile post in the thread.
Keep on being you, because you sound like a cool guy to hang around with.

>Dial up your old classmate for drinks, and secure a big tiddied goth cake
I fucking wish. She's already got someone in her life, and her sister was being pretty fucking snarky about. Also her chest ain't that big. It's pretty modest.
But yeah, I am really tempted to just throw myself at the whims of random people on those dating apps because of my fuck-up.

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I'm in my young 20s undergrad.

Maybe I'm just ugly but it's really a surprising amount that think they're worth anything

>asks for my phone number

Exposed yourself.

Tinder gives them the ability to have those standards fulfilled.

>No luck with bumble or tinder
>muscular guy with an 8.5 inch dick comes round to ruin my boipussi after 30 minutes on grindr

Never happened. Every woman I've ever matched with, chatted up in person, or went on a date with wanted my Snapchat, not my phone number. Women love Snapchat because it fuels their narcissism by combining texting with selfies, photoshop filters, and the added security of knowing that whatever they send goes away after being viewed and alerts them if someone screenshots it. I have more Snapchat friends than contacts in my phone.

It's COPE on their parts. High dating standards are the last line of defense for not admitting that they're losers.

>imagine board
Ah, mobile fag, that explains your normalfaggotry.
And if you think that was a sob story, you need your brain checked, you absolute waste of oxygen.

>their bio states no one word openers
>finally get a message from someone first

>hey

EVERYTIME.

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No it’s to literally have sex. If you failed in obtaining that it, just means you a guy she matched with but didn’t fuck.

>goes on an app for shallow people
>expecting to find someone interesting
user...

just reply back "what's up doc" lol

or if your muslim but that won’t matter since you’d just rape her anyway

Not down for destroying laifu or raifu.

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>he still doesnt get it

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