ITT: We write a letter to Randy Pitchford one word at a time, i'll start

GENDER

and

BARELY

Anal

Took

HE

fisted

claptrap

CUNNY

DILATE

Terrifying

However,

cuck

your

formerly

FOUR

Plumbers

BEETCH

i

laundered

without

asshole

sex

piss

cringe

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Sneed

USB

EMBEZZLEMENT

and

of

Chuck

financial

ahem

Letter so far
Dear fucktard
Stop
WE
WUZ
MAGICIAN BAD ASS GENDER and BARELY anal took.
HE fisted claptrap, CUNNY. DILATE.
Terrifying, however, cuck you. Formerly FOUR plumbers, BEETCH.
I laundered without asshole.
Sex, piss, cringe.
Sneed
USB EMBEZZLEMENT and Chuck.
Financial ahem

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dwarven

China

prolapse

HELP

badass

Sucks

corporate

SUCTION

he's

BADASS

and

MEEEEEEEEE

LOVE

send

These "write a letter in one word" threads are the most reddit fucking shit ever.

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UNDERAGED

Eddings

NIGGER

pdeo

I will not participate because I just want to thread little guys like him

Bobandy

Dilate

FORMERLY

Hi Randy

cope virgin

sneed

Taxfraud

THEN

Balding

Queersgusting

memes

cunt

so

Cheese

fuck off newfag

FOREVER

or

can

rape

He

ever

is

illusionist

Pronoun

(((you)))

anal

cunt

Jannies

however,

KYS

suck

my

pp

NIGGERS

hard

cards

autistic

prolapse

magician

Sigmaballs

based

cum:brain

extreme

FURthermore,

as

cum

nigger

Vore

Chinese

is

DECENTRALIZED

BADASS

EPIC

TIANANMEN

fun

Triangle

MASSACRE

CREDITS

USB

BAZINGA

Harambe

did

go

9/11

it

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

was

ambulance

UH

RUBBER

No one thinks this is funny

I

Gaben

am

ASS

PLS ADD MY WAIFU FIONA TO BRODERLANDS 3

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Her sister is cuter

how is the letter user?

unless?

this is funny

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apologise NOW!!

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You

tranny

should

die

dilate

suck

etc.

What is going on here?

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not this

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I see you out there, you fucking shills. Posting in full force trying to distract idiots from the immoral and illegal shit Gearbox, Randy Pitchford, and 2k are up to.

>Randy embezzled funds from Alien: Colonial Marine to spend on BL2 then farmed out development Alien to a shitty third party and tried to hang them out to dry
>Randy saved barely legal porn on the same thumb drive as work documents for some reason, and then took it with him to a fucking medieval times and lost it
>Then admitted to looking at the porn and tried to claim he just wanted to know how she was shooting shit out of her vagina
>Conned Claptraps VA into working for free, physically abused him, then cut him out and publicly insulted him when he asked to be paid this time
>Inner circle is a revolving gang of scumbags who either get arrested, Rob Randy, or get robbed by him
>Buy and squander Duke Nukem Forever
>Buy Duke Nukem 3d, release a shitty inferior remaster, then remove all copies of the original from outlets
>A fan, running a fan channel, sees images leaked by twitch and does videos on them. 2k hires PIs to go to the guy's house and intimidate him while also getting his social media to cut him lose. Technically he qualifies as a journalist and this kind of intimidation should be illegal.

Never forgive. Never forget. I can. Already hear you snickering churls, "hurf durf don't care gonna buy it anyway". How's that boot taste you microdick peabrain, you pathetic dog addicted to your Skinner boxes. It's ok to hate EA but oh let's not shittalk Randy bo bandy.

I won't let you shill this garbage unchallenged. This game needs to fail and Gearbox needs to die.

squirt

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My

top zozzle

>female chad
didn't know they existed

underage

Pornography

peepee

porn

poopoo

I've found my future wife

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Semen

happening

Xbox

inside

thx

*kiss*

;)

UwU

*nuzzles*

have

How's the letter so far?

Can someone actually send this to him. Randy is the kind of crazy asshole who would think is some kind of threat and post it on Twitter complaining about threats on his life

1989 Tiananmen Square

Holy shit

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>omg im so drunk watch me shotgun this beer...
>hey!... hey , watch me
falls
>wheres katie?

pedophile

Lastly,

firstly,

Don't

Call

Anybody

yourself

anybody

Euphoria physics.

and

furthermore

Lovingly

greasy

fingering

my

hairy

WE

t

are

're

nigger

free real estate

Futa

live

Badass

Should have ended here

from

Pepsi

cope

dilate

have sex

gamers

with

HOMOSEXUAL

dancing

in

running

If i would be the one to make this thread, i would have been banned for not video game related reason

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poonis

teens

Mods don't get up until 4pm in the US

GAMERGATE

forever

DID

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Nothing

USB

Epstein

GOTTEEM

PSTriple

Ballin'

Marry

woof

love

vore

sneed

Dilate

Steam

American beer cans are really fucking thin, any idiot can crush a closed one. Just hurts a lot if you do it on your forehead. Try that with a german one or a pic related. You gonna bleed.

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Poop.

NIGGERS

cunnylicious

That's Tim Tebow

Dear fucktard Stop WE randy is finished WUZ MAGICIAN BAD ASS >Randy Pitchford >Dear GENDER and BARELY Anal Took HE fisted claptrap CUNNY DILATE Terrifying However, cuck your formerly FOUR Plumbers BEETCH i laundered without asshole sex piss cringe supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Sneed USB EMBEZZLEMENT and of Chuck financial ahem Letter so far
Dear fucktard
Stop
WE
WUZ
MAGICIAN BAD ASS GENDER and BARELY anal took.
HE fisted claptrap, CUNNY. DILATE.
Terrifying, however, cuck you. Formerly FOUR plumbers, BEETCH.
I laundered without asshole.
Sex, piss, cringe.
Sneed
USB EMBEZZLEMENT and Chuck.
Financial ahem dwarven China prolapse HELP badass Sucks corporate SUCTION he's BADASS and MEEEEEEEEE LOVE send These "write a letter in one word" threads are the most reddit fucking shit ever. UNDERAGED Eddings NIGGER pdeo I will not participate because I just want to thread little guys like him Bobandy Dilate FORMERLY cope virgin sneed Taxfraud THEN Balding Queersgusting memes cunt so Cheese fuck off newfag FOREVER or can rape He ever is illusionist Pronoun (((you))) anal cunt Jannies however, KYS suck my pp NIGGERS hard cards autistic prolapse magician Sigmaballs based cum:brain extreme FURthermore, as cum nigger Vore Chinese is DECENTRALIZED BADASS EPIC TIANANMEN fun Triangle MASSACRE CREDITS USB BAZINGA Harambe did go 9/11 it was ambulance UH RUBBER I Gaben am ASS unless? You tranny should die dilate suck etc. squirt My top zozzle underage Pornography peepee porn poopoo Semen happening Xbox inside thx *kiss* ;) UwU *nuzzles* have How's the letter so far? 1989 Tiananmen Square pedophile Lastly, firstly, Don't Call Anybody yourself anybody and furthermore Lovingly greasy fingering my hairy WE t are 're nigger Futa live Badass from Pepsi cope dilate have sex gamers with HOMOSEXUAL dancing in running poonis teens GAMERGATE forever DID Nothing USB Epstein GOTTEEM PSTriple Ballin' Marry woof love vore sneed Steam Poop. NIGGERS cunnylicious That's Tim Tebow

Additionally,

HAVE

sex

Fin.

Sperm

>Maryland

Why are Am*rican women so worthless?

disestablishing

BADASS

possum

rape

USB

how do we send this to Randy cause I think he's gonna block us

Cringe europoor intimidated by a real woman

Nigger, this coffee can is really fucking strong,that's for sure.

entering

my

Nigger

Daddy~

faggot

arrested

Glob

sucking

However.

Ten

sneed

equals

SQUIRT

formerly

yamcha

USB

nibbertopia

snorkles

>oy vey a man was looking at naked women

I wonder what kind of perao. Would be angry about that?

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flashdrive

someone tweet this to him

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why are tripfags so worthless?

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