What went so horribly, horribly wrong?

I unironically enjoy watching him play PoE

thats what you get when you marry the first potatoe you come across

>interested in video games
>watching people play them instead of actually playing them

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Maybe Classic will give him his soul back

>no fun allowed

Who gives a fuck stupid boy stop playing pretend friends

I mean yeah you aren't getting any fun since you aren't playing the game retard

It's being a vegan and 0 exercise. You could get away with that shit while you're in your early 20s. Your body won't take that kind of abuse in middle age, most people already hit a wall and that's considering they put an iota of effort into their appearance and health.

Unironically zoomer infestation.
You are witnessing as a new generation of people slowly but surely take the board over. To them, eceleb bullshit is completely normal. Before you know it, you will not be normal for not following some fucking retard playing video games instead of playing them yourself. To them, watching these idiots is fun instead of playing the games themselves.

You.. Age? Are you retarded?

/incel/ - internet celebrities when

Those shitty gamer headphones slowly sucked out his soul

>playing hearthstone after it's peak and when over 50% of the player base left
>Not making that much money as he used to
>vegan

I really like this. Hiro, hire this man.

>you cant have fun if youre not playing
Im glad im not you

When’s the last time he even played a game other than Hearthstone? Can you imagine being such a one trick pony? It’s like he’s scared to play other games

>your idea of fun is watching others playing video games instead of playing them yourselves
I'm glad I'm not you

I think this dude has the least amount of muscle mass I've ever seen on a grown man, his arms are like coat hangers

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I look even more skinny. It fucking sucks, I wish I was fat instead so I could just excersise to get into shape.

literally just eat. I gained like 20lbs from eating 2 lunches for a few months

Unironically getting married

Ignoring the fact he never wears anything that actually fits properly, because he can't fit his head through most shirts, he's a vegan. So that might explain his bobble-headed stickman appearance.

You're forgetting about twinks.

That's the hard part, I just can't. I also have no money for specialized stuff like protein shakes or whatever the fuck. I'll figure something out, but lol just eat more so far doesn't work because I can't.

Don't you dare fucking pretend to why you made this fucking thread.

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>vegan
What causes people to do gay shit like this?

you should see me then
>tfw 6'5 with impossibly lanky skelly proportions

So is this what we do now? Just post random streamer faggots because they have a vague interest in video games? Hey look I posted a faggot Leaf who said nigger. Video games!

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You probably know lots of other random people from whaever form of entertainment you're familiar with, like the bass player of your favorite band or some shit.

That's nasty. Why haven't you ended your life yet?

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hearthstone is going downhill while magic is getting more and more popular.

because i have a decently sized dick and blue eyes

But I don't think that user would make a gay thread dedicated to said random person and claim it's video games. You have to be gay, retarded, or very young to do something like and we certainly don't have people like that here, no sir we do not!

I have even skinnier arms but I'm fat as fuck. I don't even eat that much and I exercise regularly. Thanks, genetics

He was already gone even by 2012. Real kripp was when he made videos on YouTube as the world's top dps hunter in wow

>because I have a decently sized dick
I don't believe you, you should post it for proof.

It's like watching a football match you fucking retarded mongoloid.

>decently sized dick
Post it

>comparing sports to video games
Not even that user but you are a fucking turbo faggot. I bet you like e-"sports" too.

It fucking isn't you retarded zoomer. To play football, you actually have to go out, convince a bunch of other morons to go out at the same time as you, and do the physical activity.
When it comes to video games it's not nearly the same amount of comparable effort, you sit down on your ass and stare at a fucking screen whether you are just watching it or playing it. If you are going to spend time staring at a screen, you might as well play yourself.

Its just sad. Kripp has proven that he is able to be one of the best players in the world (wow hunter, first diablo kill, poe genius). Now he plays a dice rolling simulator for twitch zoomers and is obsessed with his shitty 20cm dog

Why do kids think it's acceptable to post no name indie game devs, streamers, Youtubers, and Twitter screencaps here?

>He doesn't know e-celebs

OH NONONO HAHAHA

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>check for the old rip kripp video
removed from youtube, probably the work of the succubus
here's a mirror: dailymotion.com/video/x36qvmb

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Kripp is not any random. He's on Asmongold's level of popularity.

Because now there are enough zoomers and retards to give them enough (You)s to fill a thread with 300+ replies, and you failed to gatekeep these retards hard enough.
Maybe it's not too late, but we need to put the effort in if we want to keep this cancer out of here.
An /incel/ internet celebrity board would be a good start as another user suggested.

>He's on Asmongold's level of popularity
literally fucking who?

lel

>Asmongold
Who? All I know is that inv asmon layer is being spammed in classic threads but I have no idea who he is or why should I know.

How the fuck does this guy still make so much money?

Why do people still play hearthstone? There's your answer.

ITT:
Incels pretend to not know about Kripp or Asmon
Cringe...

>You have fun more easily than me
>G-glad I'm not you

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Hearthstone went beyond shit, taking everyone affiliated with the game in a race to the bottom. Sad stuff.

>you should see me then
I mean Kripp is 6'4 so

There are people who have fun eating shit. Doesn't mean I want to be someone who has fun eating shit.

I will never understand what you muppets see in this guy.
He looks like he smells really bad, and all he does is sit with an arm on his head and not say a single fucking word for 5 hours, then end stream.
I'm fucking struggling to understand how you would find him even remotely entertaining?

Yeah, because watching streams negatively impacts my life like eating shit would. Cope.

>gets paid big bucks to play card games that only require a small ammount of his attention
>Gets invited to all paid events world wide
>her wife has a PhD in AI, does all the editing for him so he doesn't even have to worry about that

He found his goldmine, he works less 5 hours a day playing an easy videogame and gets paid twice as much more than anyone on this thread

Holy shit dude.
If the mods were actually doing their job you should invite into their treehouse to save Yea Forums.

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>see zoomers talk about twitch streamers all day
>give in and decide to go to twitch to check it out
>twitch recommends me pic related
>some random faggot called him gay
>starts sperging out in a gay voice and something about a disabled dad
Dropped instantly. Are all streamers like this?

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For the same amount of effort you could be playing the game yourself, so yes it definitely does. Cope.

eat a shit load of peanut butter for cheap protein and work out

>tfw kripp vs kungen hc inferno diablo 3

god that shit was pure kino before they nerfed the game to the ground.

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>playing video games but also following interesting/entertaining personalities who play video games at the same time
bro what the fuck

I can't even play PoE without getting bored
Watching PoE would be literal pain

>Are all streamers like this?
99.8% of them are the most entitled little cunts, you would ever lay eyes on.
There's the odd one or two streamer, that genuinely doesn't give a fuck what you think and just plays their game. But the rest are clinically obsessed with their chat and twitter and their percieved power.

>Are all streamers like this?
Pretty much. Most are just incels and retards that wanted to make easy money

It's the Dazed and Confused conundrum, he keeps getting olde, but his viewerbase stays the same age.
Imagine being forced to interact with kids 15 years younger than you on a daily basis, without even the perk of getting your dick wet. Would drive any man insane.

>Kripp with Krippi
>Kungen with Dirge

absolute kino

Yikes! "xD"

>what went wrong?
Proof that money doesn't make you happy. This is the look of a man who sold his soul.

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Anything Twitch is recommending you will be absolute dogshit, no exceptions.

Streamer tierlist:

God:
Jerma985

Decent:
NorthernLion
Vinesauce Vinny
Vinesauce Joel
Tyler1 + Greekgodx in their prime (both borderline unwatchable nowadays but they've started streaming together again on rare occasions)

Unwatchable/Guilty Pleasure tier:
Everyone else

>better than any other game of its kind
>of its kind

He's just saying that this is the "best" f2p mobile turd, a pretty clever copout if you ask me.

I always skip the krip

Kidney failure.

what do you expect from a vegan who is 6foot4 and barely reaches his kcal daily (on some days)

Clearly you haven't seen Woox then

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what video game is this?

how's watching someone sit in front of a screen fun?

>Tyler1
zoomzoom

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the latter is important here not the veganism
you can get swole af just eating an industrial bag of beans a day

>2016
He looks a lot better now that he has a girlfriend

>her wife has a PhD in AI
wow. another meme degree added to my list. who the fuck is retarded enough (your IQ must literally no higher than 50) to spend a year or more of your life on something so retarded?! there isn't even ANYTHING that resembles an AI. only primitive algorithms that fucking faggots call "AI" because it sounds cool and makes it look to normal braindead niggers like there is actually some scientifical advancement going on, when in fact there is none.

>no Wtii
>no Trump mayor of autism town
>no NormalDifficulty

>no Forsen
>Tyler1
>Vinesauce
Underage detected

There's only 1 good streamer and it's /ourguy/ pablo

This what happen after you abandon your friend and go for girl. fuck kripp

vegan aging

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