LOOTCRATE FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY

>Make a company which sells a monthly movie related or vidya related lootcrates
>Makes loads of money
>Decide to make a billion different ones each month
>Buy too much stock
>Can't ship the lootcrates on time
>Have to sell extra stock in really cheap lootcrates
>Go bankrupt
They died for greediness.

Just how much fucking money does NordVPN have in store
I feel like they've been shilled by an inhumane amount of Jewtubers

Raid shadow legends.

This is the biggest fucking "and nothing of value of lost" ever
Did anyone even buy a mystery 80s box with socks and/or a mug and/or some hokey stickers?

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Skillshare. Then whatevee that shitty mobile game Jontron and others are ahilling with the obvious script

The catch is you could save like $2-3 bucks if you ordered from the manufacturer directly yourself which is for most people not worth it and everything else they sell has an insane markup.

It was designed around people who thought Gilette was the only thing men could use. Obviously there are dozens of other alternatives that are cheaper. They basically put a bunch of rebraned bic razors in there. So fucking stupid theyve been around this long

You know that book about regrettable supervillains is full of liberal horse shit.

DSC just resell Dorco blades.
You can buy the same blades but cheaper in Amazon or whatever

And on top of it, they start to cut costs and put out shitty different boxes instead of a quality one.

nordvpn and parsec are good tho

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Here you go

>honey
>displate
>crunchyroll
>express vpn

Audible is alright for people who are too dumb to pirate shit, I guess. Problem just like with Kindle Unlimited is they don't actually have the popular shit most want.

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>real life lootboxes
you'd have to be a complete retard to sub to shit like this

Being shilled doesn't make them automatically bad, but they're still notably shilled

They just got progressively shittier and shittier, which is almost impressive since they were pretty shitty to begin with. Eventually even retarded normalfags will catch on that putting the same shirt from 3 months ago in the box again this month means it ain't worth the money anymore.

I have never seen any Youtuber shill for discord before

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Before this thread, I actually forgot lootcrap was ever a thing. What a brand.

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What's wrong with Dollarshaveclub? Was thinking about buying into their shit myself.
Just seems like an easy cheap way to get good new razors without fuss.

Interesting news and all but this isn't VIDEO GAMES.

It was for like a year. Most people end up cancelling their subscriptions after 4 months once the novelty wears off.

These types of companies only survive if they have a steady increase of subscription rates to cover their overhead since they are constantly chasing new inventory which gets to be expensive since they only purchase small batches of items at a time.

they mark up shitty razors and then try and get you to buy their other shit thats insanely marked up

shill

imagine paying a monthly sub to get a box of trash every month. its literally all the failed gift store garbage and promo items from places like amusement parks.

Theres also this programm that stores all your password data from every account and youtubers act like this isnt fucking scary as shit
why in the fuck would i give some bumbfuck company controll over all my passwords? Who the fuck would actually use this shit just to save a few seconds?

You only think it's a good idea because the funny guy in the commercial told you so. Damn you're naive

Alpharad for sure, plus most small youtubers have personal discords they put in their description

>trying to watch creepy/horror yt videos
>for some reason their typical dollarshaveclub and nordvpn ads are literally 1m30s+ long
what the actual fuck? i'm a burgerclap and even that's too much of an advertisement for me

I think it's mostly because people started to realize that buying this plastic garbage is meaningless

They're literally selling lifetime plans to retards for a service that could easily just die in 2 years with no legal recourse.

They've got a ton of money, running a few servers isn't hard. The funniest part is how their server pool is literal garbage, and most of their nodes are blocked from anything you'd actually need a VPN for.

That's different though, they're shilling their own servers, and not shilling for the service as a whole

Lastpass. The passwords are encrypted my dude, not even they can see them.

Yeah, sure.

OH NONONONONONON
OWNED.
NO MORE CHINKSHIT TO SOYS

But where will people I hate get their capeshit merch and pop-culture mix up T-shirts now?
Won't someone please think of the Pop! vinyl figures?!

No surprise, really. I'm kinda amazed it didn't happen sooner considering it was a "why does this even exist?" kind of thing. It quickly became a matter of throwing in whatever the fuck they had left over.

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I just skip that shit immediatly

I cannot wait to wake up and find out the economy has fucking imploded overnight. WE have 8 months tops. All these bullshit meme companies are gonna eat dirt.

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>quality
Nothing in any lootcrate was ever quality. I watched some videos of them, I have never once seen a crate that I'd be happy to get for 20 bucks.

Awesome.

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Its still fucking scary as shit like whats the number 1 thing every website tells you about your password? DO NOT GIVE THEM AWAY

Good thing I'm subscribed to the superior Dork Cube
#LOOTGET!

I'm amazed they died, honestly. How do you fuck up selling garbage chink shit that costs pennies to manufacture and ship for 15 bucks a month to zoomers who want "geek" stuff?

Seems like the easiest fucking business model in the world to keep going.

I just wanna watch youtube in peace again but whenever one of these companies dies 3 new ones open up

They should make a lootcrate full of panties for men to wear. I'd sign I'll for it. I already have more panties than boxer briefs now :3

>when you say your grandma that your're a gamer

You know you're internet highbrow when your objection to ads is more around audible and curiosity stream. Am I right brothkill me

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My favorite is Dork Cube.

Shitty F2P mobile games.

Betterhelp. I like it when a YouTuber shills for them, the prices jack up.

at some point the novelty wears off and no one wants. I lost count how many "influencers" were getting them just to make cash-in videos.

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Zoomers get bored easy, and they still need to pay for the stuff somehow. At this point the only ones subscribed are just doing it to shit on them on youtube.

yeah it's nice that you can, but it also blew my mind that i was something like 1:45 into the video before it ended

what about man crates?? nothing was more fun that prying open a crate full of overpriced bbq sauce and duct tape

>fuss to get good new razors

They look like any old razor you can get at a supermarket while picking up hot pockets.

youtu.be/Bl5UH6EZXIM?t=620
Who in their right mind would be a buyfag for this shit?

>funko pops
>zelda socks and titanfall clothing only autists would wear in public
>pacman candy that tastes like shit
>a star wars thing too small to make out
>mario fridge magnet
And last, but not least
>SONIC FINGERLESS GLOVES

What was the name of the one that Emptyhero made a video on? That was kino.

>Get a loot crate for mobile game gatcha points and because it promised a Fate shirt
>ask for XL
>Get a medium
>shirt is a shitty line art of Saber Arthur

>tfw no "toodoo, toodoo, toodoo HELLO!"

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fucking uber

Wasn't there a controversy about that? What happened?

Shut up, Emptyhero.

>THE VERY FIRST ALL FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS NOVEL
Oh my fucking god i almost died thank you for showing me this

isn't loot crates basically a service where they send you unwanted crap from the warehouse?

MY GEEK LOOT
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
MY FUCKING GEEK CRED IS RUINED NOW

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They got a sponsorship with Red Bull or something and started sending cans of Red Bull in the lootcrates but some of the cans ruptured when being delivered and ruined all the loot.

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youtu.be/fa7TcdabUiE

>The ads are in the video so Adblock doesn’t do shit
What fucking nigger started this shit?

My brother used to collect them. Sort of person who had screaming matches with the neighbours over him screaming so loud at DOTA2, so there you go.
But that was years ago, and even then it only takes a few boxes full of absolutely worthless bullshit and a t-shirt to realize you're just tossing money into a blender.

It's an absolute surprise it took them this long to file for bankruptcy. You'd think they'd have liquidated the company the second they started hemorrhaging subs from apathy, just take the fucking money and run.

Lootcrate is literally just for surface-level "nerds" who don't know where to get "nerd" shit and don't actually want "nerd" shit but want to look nerdy by owning "nerd" shit.

Fucking inflatable fucking crown

Oh Jerma you precious angel.

It's for your own safety you retarded, shortsighted chimp. Much better to have a unique password for every site and service you use, infinitely far more likely for random websites to get all their passwords stolen than some fucking rogue lastpass employee dong anything with your shit.

how does filing for bankruptcy work? law protects your money from being dried up?

but seriously though, I wasnt surprised. loot crate reeks of decadence.

Dashlane was pretty damn amazing before my hard drive crashed. I lost access to nearly everything because I didn't back up my passwords.

Google Chrome now has this functionality built in. It is pretty amazing for filling out job applications I should say.

this is the first time i hear about them

I was thinking about
this one actually, my bad

Only thing of value from these crates is Ashens videos on them.

I think the idea is just that the password is saved locally in an encrypted file. That said, its probably just as secure, if not more so, to just write them on a piece of paper that you hide in a secure place. Most cyber crime and password hacking is done by pajeets and ivans in their basements rather than someone who comes anywhere near to your physical location.

To be fair unlike the ads skipping them is either absurdly easy (because they didn't make an effort to make it segue into their shit) or easy to let slide (because they did).
I'm amazed self-mockery is still such an underutilised tool for advertising. It fucking works.

its feels liiike.... Somebody... TRIES TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
No but seriously stop iam not gonna use your shitty programm

flextape

I'm honestly amazed lootcrate still exists. The only time I've heard of them was when people like DSP would review them for free. Did anyone even buy those fucking things?

Vikings

I tried lootcrate once because they had a D&D special, but then when I opened it I realized they just send you a box of trash for 30 bucks and I cancelled.

Why not just write the password down? I mean why the fuck would you spend money on this shit? Just a waste

> law protects your money from being dried up?
No, it means the money has already dried up, so you basically hand everything you have to the government (who liquidate everything in an effort to consolidate debts) in exchange for protection from legal action from creditors.

Little more complicated than that, but that's the gist. Going bankrupt also bars you from owning a business for like 5 years, too. Not in the business plan for most people.

Yeah and I was told not to trust strangers but now I'm reliant on them for my daily medication and checking for repeating integers. We were lied to as kids.

>Have different passwords for every service
>Write them down on a fucking piece of paper or even a .txt file
>Don’t have to pay Jew company
You are genuinely retarded if you pay money for a service that saves your passwords.

I wonder how geek crate and nerdbox are doing.

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>Rumble
Wow, video game characters who fight? What a specific theme that fits all of these items and definitely isn't just an excuse to dump surplus garbage they couldn't sell at Hot Topic.

Did you not read my post? I literally fucking say to do that.

Okay answer me this
Why not write password down on a paper?
Why pay money for this?

Lootcrate was such a fucking scam but beta onions boys ate that shit up.

I remember my friend getting a subscription to it and got one in with Terminator stuff, I knew it looked familiar so I asked if I could borrow it but made sure he wrote a little initial on the bottom.

Sure enough when I got home I checked a Terminator head I had bought from Universal Studios when I was a kid and it was the same little key chain head, except mine lit up in the eyes, his didn't. It even had the little place for the screw, but it was molded in.

Loot Crate is just throw away shit they cant get rid of at theme parks of conventions/E3, I remember he got some call of duty thing too and some kinda shitty Zelda / mario shirt cause you had to have a mash up shirt of two old titles with bad fan art.

>how does filing for bankruptcy work?
depends what kind you file for. usually its chapter 7 which means all the assets (as in literally everything down to office chairs and paper) is liquidated in an effort to pay off your debts. other kinds like 11 or 13 are for when you know you're circling the drain and make an effort to trim the fat and reorganize.

For me it's KeePassXC locked with a pass phrase I have written on a paper

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Honestly forgot about the whole nerd crate craze. I think even "OMG I'M SO NERDY" types figured out they're a scam.

It's rebranded DORCOs at upmarked prices, and the fags behind it are SJW-fagotrons despite pretending to be against it to capitalize on gillette's adfail.

Sorry mate i just got 3 posts replying to me and kinda read yours as being pro dashlane

No you have it completely wrong, that's not the idea at all. It auto generates passwords that look something like... this

>gBvLp6iTFw3N2VR

The advantage to passwords like this are obviously that nobody can brute force them, and if they are leaked they are not immediately added to a dictionary for dictionary attacks.

Then saves them. It automatically recognizes when you are on that website, fills in the data for you without you having to click anything and logs you in immediately.

It is unreasonable to suggest people come up with and write secure passwords for the hundreds of accounts they use.

see
Also most services are free. And again as mentioned above, Google Chrome literally has this functionality integrated into it now.

Surprisingly easy to get around that 5 year rule, at least in the UK. user's got it nailed down though. One important extra distinction: Bankruptcy also often insulates assets tha aren't part of the company equity but are linked from being sucked in. This is one reason "shell companies" exist, but another way to look at it is that bankruptcy allows a company to draw a specific line under what it actually has to give away, whereas leaving it open could allow creditors to say: go after the house of a partner because your wages were going towards paying its mortgage etc.
It's a complicated area of law and people regularly kill themselves over it in small business. Bankruptcy is better than the alternative.

>Smash keyboard
>Copy paste password into a .txt file
>Use google chrome’s built in password saving function
I just saved you however much it costs for your gay service

>Who in their right mind would be a buyfag for this shit?
a fucking hamster people

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Idiot, what if someone enters my house and suddenly inspects all the highlighted documents? Now they can skip the hacking minigame.
Write it down, jesus christ.

>scoop merchandise out of a dumpster
>put it in a box
>people buy it

my brother got this shit and they gave him fucking ninja turtle refrigerator magnets. thanks for the money dummy.

its easy to stop this actually
>make meme vid mocking jewtubers doing promos
>others start laughing at them too
>jewtubers stop doing this because they don't want to be made a mockery or develop their irrational fears of being the next internet lolcow with their own ED page
look at how quickly normals got off the feminist bandwagon after seeing sjw cringe comps
being associated to lolcows is a fate worse than death for normalfags apparently

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>hating on fingerless eggman gloves
Fuck u

>Putting all your fucking passwords in a text file

Retarded as fuck. Guaranteed you don't even know how many passwords you really use if you think it's feasible writing them all down on paper too. Not to mention lastpass is free.

Holy fuck shills are real

>gillette shills trying extra hard

I will never understand how this was profitable or expected to be profitable. I never in my life saw or heard anyone unironically with a subscription. I'm under the impression they were full of random garbage and the only people every pushing them was youtubers who got large payouts to do it.

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F

The end of an era.

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>watching ads
lol non-adblocking plebs

Lootboxes were always presents from strangers yoyu pay 4, which is sad.

Someone must've been buying them. And when you see how many people watch capeshit, it's not hard to understand the audience for this shit. Literal NPCs.

>pay us monthly to send you USELESS SHIT
well

Iam not gonna buy your shit
Cant you shill your shit in any other thread? This is the fucking videogame board for fucks sakes
Get out before i start posting furry porn and your boss will see that shit

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>hahah these are the people that play gacha trash like pottery imagine being so fat ahhahhaha
>tfw small shirts are sometimes to big for me feels gud to not being a walking hamtard

Bro, a box of derby razors is 100 razors for $10. Just get a merkur handle and a brush and shaving soap and youre set for a few years. That in total cost maybe $40.

i'm still searching for that Miscon Jerma image

What is with all the news lately of almost every business being on the verge of death or actually closing down?

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Are you legitimately a shill? Nobody is going to fucking hack into my computer and look through all my files because retarded enough to go near obvious viruses and shit. Also I have like 10 passwords, that takes like 2 minutes to write down.

everything will go through amazon sooner or later.

>online: amazon
>retail: walmart

this is our future

good news. one less millenial cancer at a time

I blame Amazon.

Most of these ads are part of the video itself because everyone just blocks or skips them, assuming the youtube fuck in question can even avoid the effectively random demonetization google does, so putting the ad directly in the video is the only real way to land a payout.
Of course you can just skip over it with the seekbar

wait a minute. are you telling me people pay for a password program when for the past 17 years programs like password safe have been around and are not only free but open source and can be run from a secure thumb drive?

NOOOOOOOO

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Selling cheap plastic garbage at the peak of big bang theory nerd culture is pretty smart. They should have known the business had a short shelf life though.

SPIT ON GRAVE

is that what capeshitters actually like? receiving a random assortment of 100-yen tier level garbage at their door every month?

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Or I could just mash my keyboard, throwing in some holding of the shift key, to get the same effect.

If I'm ever worried about password leaks, there's free services like haveibeenpwned.

You're absolutely paying for nothing you couldn't do just as well yourself by paying for this password service.

Zoomers are realizing they're wasting shit on frivolities while their actual lives are going down the drain. That's the "glass half full" theory, anyway.

My brother got about 3 of them and that was it.

I dont think anyone actually does except the shills who tell you to
Kinda scary how they entered this thread

That takes far too much time. Again, almost all password managers are free with premium functionality added on, like cloud backups of passwords. Google Chrome's built in password saving function literally is a password manager, so by suggesting people use it, you aren't arguing against the concept of password managers at all. Dashlane had all of that functionality years and years before Google implemented it as well as all of the other competitors.

Saving something to a .txt file is retarded for multiple reasons. For one, if you ever lose the .txt file like when your HD crashes you are fucked. Secondly if someone gets access to your computer, they have access to everything now. The password managers encrypt your passwords, so nobody can read them. And again... all automatically with no thought, effort, or bullshit to deal with.

The most important aspect here is the convenience. The moment you go to a page that requires a login, you are automatically logged in within a second, and don't have to fuck around with typing in your username and password, or trying to remember what that password may be.

So. Secure, good practice, and free most of the time. You're just a faggot.

>redditlettermedia

Dude, how did you not get the deus ex reference in this guys post?

honestly more likely to be people with deepseated buyer's remorse than genuine paid shills. at least imo

>gBvLp6iTFw3N2VR
Thanks for your Yea Forums account password, friend. :^)

>Huurrrr

Look we all know you are pretending to be retarded, you are simply too awkward and dumb to be believable or funny. All we are saying is you are being retarded and complicating your already miserable life by not using tools like that.

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Can you make your shillposts less obvious?
Dont press the space button
Say nigger from time to time
Dont use correct grammar

Also look for a real job unless you are just doing this as a side thing iam feeling legit sorry for you

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What about Nerd Crate?

>Not using a safety razor

Mine costed $13 bucks, and I bought a blade sampler for $19 with 100 razors from different brands. I still have not run out of them and my razor works just good as new and I bought it 2 years ago more or less, way before the Gillette fiasco. I know I may have overpaid for the blades but this is going to last me for a good while anyways and getting used to the razor isn't hard, but it is sharper than your average Gillette shit. Its a worthy investment and it won't change how you shave drastically. You may want to buy a Styptic Pencil too but I have not used mine in a very long time but I still have it with me just in case.

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The college graduate millenials making $10 ste having hard enough time paying for netflix. Cancelling lootcrate subscription will pay for three craft beers

Oh fuck... No i actually missed that kek
But come on tons of games have hacking mini games could have been any game with it

>gf ordered a hello kitty one few moths ago because she’s a retard
>it was like two months late and still not delivered
>she gave them a hard time and refunded it
Yeowch

I love audible.

>every modern business has been fucking their customers over for 100 years, making their products more shit but upping the price each time they reduce the quality
>suprised they all go bust at once
its like asking why all these taxi services are dying because of shit like uber or why generic food places are dying because of shit like deliveroo

>Writing all this shit out
Why? How much are being paid to shill for these services? Do you just regret paying for it and are desperately trying to justify the purchase?
>If someone gets access to your computer
People can and will do worse shit than steal your pro hub account password if they get access to your computer, my passwords would be the least of my worries.
>HD crash
Just keep it on a fucking USB if you’re that paranoid

Are you going full traditional with the cream as well?

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>tfw all the history jewtubers have started shilling Total War and paradick gaems.
ehhh, that's actually relevant so I dont mind.

>GIVE ALL YOUR PASSWORDS TO MY BOSS NOW NOW NOW NOW

Holy hell what the fuck is wrong with you?

Worst fucking razor you’ll ever use and mine fell apart in days, blades aren’t that bad though.

Well you are just an internet troglodyte then. You are like a simpleton farmer, living in the middle of nowhere, not doing anything important and not knowing about anything. If you ever manage to do more exciting things in your life, expand your horizons, learn new things and thus get to use new websites, tools like that are far better than your embarrassing piece of paper.

Or you could just use something like Keepass that keeps your password locally all encrypted and you can even extensions to make browsers use it to autofill.
You can even plop them on some external storage like a pendrive/phone or something so you can have all your password with you.

>people still try to tell me shills dont post on Yea Forums

took me forever to realise you need to really lather that shit on your face to get it foamy. and shaving upwards gets the smaller stubs you miss when you shave down.

That and you don't apply pressure while shaving, and just let the blade drop.

actually it took me forever to learn how to shave in general.

>After 3 laser hair removal sessions ($140), shaving takes 20 seconds, and everything is done in 1 swipe
hormones help too

Why don't you sissies just get laser if you hate shaving that much?

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Like half of the "baked in" ads that aren't being done by the video creators themselves can still be skipped. (And why watch fags that bother you with that shit)
Twitch sideloads their stuff so streamlink knows to ignore it.

>casually follow youtuber
>he shills nordvpn
>shows off these "super high speeds"
>3mb/s

i about pissed myself laughing

>Why don't you sissies just get laser if you hate shaving that much

might want to grow a beard, and I look good with 5-oclock shadow.

>tfw had to buy youtube premium because the ads made me sick

the jews won.

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this nigga knows what's up. safety razors can last you a long time, forever even if you get a high quality one. you don't even have to fuck around with maintenance unlike with straight razors.

Higher quality entertainment than capecomics at half the price.
Cape comics are shit is

Not a shillpost. You called me a retard, so I BTFO you for talking about something you had no fucking clue about. You didn't even know how password managers functioned I had to explain it to you. Yet still you shat on them. Because HURR SOME GUY IN A YOUTUBE VID RECCOMENDED IT TO ME. Call me a shill all you like but you're a faggot who will waste literally days of his life doing nothing but typing in passwords.

I just wish the Youtube bubble would burst already. Is that asking for much, Yea Forums?

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Uh oh, guess Anthony Cumia's paywall's going up again.

What was the point of this loot crate shit again? they always give you useless shit.

Because literally every youtuber does it nowadays but youre right i deffinitly lose more respect in them over time
Giving youtubers money for this shit was a mistake its just turned into tv again

I go on shady Russian piracy forums all the time and I still don’t need some gay service to protect me.

It will all be over soon

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they're finally killing themselves now.
Their enemies are telling them to lose income, and youtube is agreeing.

When PewDiePie quits to live in Japan with his waifu next year, that will have some serious consequences.

samurai buyer or whatever it was called

Not even gonna read youre obvious shillposts but its nice knowing that i occupy your time so you wont be able to shill in other threads anymore

Why not just get an adblocker?

Holy fuck you dumbass, do you know what Adblock is?

>Google Chrome literally has this functionality integrated into it now.
>unironically using Chrome

getting something in the mail to look forward to.

If only you were a little smarter you could have avoided this tragedy

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Literally false
Random characters are super easy to brute force, compared to unrelated word soups.
>horsepianofamilydildojet
Is magnitudes harder to bruteforce than your example.

Firefox is shit
Opera is shit
What else is there?

bitcoin will ironically be the only one that won't pop.

>destroying your body for an internet meme fad
Ishiggy

unironically want everything to crash so I can buy a house for cheap. I hate renting and I'm beyond sick of saving every penny possible towards a house.

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yes however how do you avoid ads on mobile smartass?

user, it's burst like 3 fucking times already. And it's set to continue bursting.

Sure, the absolute biggest channels are still running, but that's how the bubble bursts. And they're not making 1/4th of what they used to.

I've been using this. A single bottle lasted me for a whole year despite the small size, no joke. Then again I only shave every 2-3 days. At first I thought it was a meme but it costs very little (3 to 5 bucks) and while I've been giving other products a try this remains my favorite and I can buy it locally (The online prices for it seems to be retarded though). Works better in warm water but I gifted a it to some people and they too loved it. It is great if you need to shave on the go.

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All the alternatives have lower userbases (obviously) so they aren't as enticing
>dailymotion
>vimeo
>nicovideo (japs only)
Plus what are the positives for switching to these?

Download something other than the basic bitch internet browser and put adblock on that.
Again, just a little smarter and you'd be saved.

this. and its easy for my retard lizard brain to remember something like leadpoison62
never gonna fucking happen. not until we get an uber version of housing that breaks the law, but gets popular enough for the law to change.

Housing is really fucking corrupt atm.

I have a fucking Iphone (The most walled garden phone there is) and even I can block ads without even needing to jailbreak it, take 5 fucking minutes to search for an Adblock.

The end aproaching hopefully

Wow what a fucking badass. Holy shit, everyone! Here comes user, the tough motherfucker that goes to anime-ost.ru to download his shit. Please don't look over his shoulder at his wrinkly password sheet he had to pull out, wants to check his latest bank statement while in the queue at the supermarket.

brilliant
tunnelbear

the rest have been listed

amazon is the opposite of this stupid shit. Amazon fucking made it past all the beurocracy and regulations before the government made internet startup businesses impossible.

if I had known at 12 (shortly after we got internet) that If I wanted to be a girl, I could just tell a doctor "I just want to be a girl ok", I would have been spared a lot of pain

That's just every startup really. Some west coast yuppie with more money than brains will throw money at any business pitch as long as it sounds cool.

Download the app called adblock

As someone who got ripped off for $20, I’m glad. Fuck them.

S

I'm kind of laughing my ass off because lootcrate gives nothing but crap (heart goes out to the workers who are losing their jobs though, I hope things get better for them.) When I think about lootcrate, this gem always comes to mind. youtube.com/watch?v=3eFKqcdJh6Q

You are aware there are other kinds of attacks like dictionary attacks that would find your password very easily just by combining various words in the dictionary? And you can generate passwords that are instead...

Install YouTube Vanced or use Firefox and install an adblocker. Have fun.

Based

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Thanks government policies and Keynesian theory.

Eh, dollarshaveclub is OK. But the one that annoys the hell outta me is Raid:Shadow Legends...

God I hope so

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This is why phoneposters are cancer.

Kys tranny

>No critical role support anymore
>Full turbo SJW autism crate
It was bound to happen

Same user, I am thinking civil war could happen in the states. All depends on the election and if the pass any gun control shit

At least the based REAL Ghostbusters 3 (2020) is coming out very soon, to clean up the crap that was the 2016 film (a very, painfully average movie, of which the whiny PR just destroyed it's reputation.)

I Prefer the "I can see perfectly" one.

what's the best VPN for China? youtubers keep shilling ExpressVPN and it seems to be better than Nord. is it good?

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If only you could fast forward through youtube videos.
Stupid bitch

Not the user you responded to, but I would take anything I could possibly fix up in the future. I hate renting and if house prices got cut in half I could possibly make a move.

>that last 30 seconds where they get extremely lucky and their camera rig doesn’t topple over
How fucking horrifying

I've been thinking about it for a while now, but I'll probably do a Raid Shadow Legends ad compilation, just to drive the point that all of these ads are the same.

express is actually really good it's only drawback is that it's fucking expensive but I've torrented and seeded like a madman with it and never had any issues from them or my ISP.

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>implying i activley watch shittubers anymore

Same, I seriously doubt iphones get Adblock and androids don’t.

Doubtful, I've frequented a shit ton of capeshit forums and Yea Forums and I've never seen anyone ever even mention it, not even people with shelves full of cape comics.

Most people have youtube on in the background while doing something else

Ur so stupid it hurts

audible is genuinely a good service desu

the crossover that gets it right!

If it means anything to you I used ExpressVPN on both my relatively recent trips there and it worked fine. One was 2 years ago and it worked while I was there around January. Though I never used Nord. I just used the one Google and /trv/ recommended me and stuck with it.

i'll spare you from the pasta, 2b poster

Is this real? Holy shit
>put carbonated beverage in product that can/will be shaken

he probably has a gf though ;_;

No you are just gullible

>postmates
I've been watching too much of that funhaus shit

S

FUCKING GLOWNIGGER

L O N D O N

Not even that, it was all really overpriced.

>literal fucking tranny
get out of here and kill yourself, piece of shit

alright, i'll go with express. thanks

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You are disgusting.

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>Implying a Ghostbusters movie without Ramis won't be just as bad
Colombia are usually involved in awful comedies (which isn't a surprise, they own happy madison) and Sony will butcher any good ideas the film might threaten to have in the horror department for the sake of keeping it a light pg-13

Not just making new password on the go everytime via emails and just change it everytime you forgot about it

Betterhelp’s therapists were not qualified and talked in awful English. They also never promised that a patient would do better mentally after talking with the therapists there

so its just something to get your suicidal thoughts in check

bloody hell,were they still doing these?

I wouldn't use it as a permanent thing though because it's pretty pricey. I just paid the 13 or whatever for the month before I left. I could have been a jew and asked for a refund but it actually worked so I didn't. Oh and some mobile carriers still work there it's crazy.

The pain is still there, it's just hidden behind the illusionary world you've built for yourself, influenced by other equally delusional people.
You will never be the girl. Deep down you know that.
You know that I'm right. The seething that you're feeling while reading this post is the pain you're trying to mask away. The question is, are you going to respond with a kneejerk defense mechanism, or are you going to seriously consider your stare of mind?

They weren't selling and it was a long time coming. Lootcrate exclusive funkos and shit are infamous for popping up in dollar stores and other outlets later, because they have too much fucking stock.

>subscribed to them for like 6 months
>have a year's worth of razors because they intend for you to use them once and toss them out instead of to the point where they get dull

dollar shave club is actually pretty decent. Especially since they get their blades straight from Dorco, so for the same price you can get bulk shipments of just the blades that will last you even longer.

who?

Why do you act as if lastpass is the only password manager in existence? Use KeepassXC and don't store your passwords online like a retarded gorilla nigger.

There are Oglaf panels for everything, its amazing.

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Lastpass was the thing literally being talked about you autistic bitch.

>remember ashens had a video when lootcrate first appeared taking the piss out of how stupid the idea was
>spent 10 minutes shitting on the box and it's contents
>wanted to find the video for old times sake
>it's been made private and every reup has been claimed
>now all you can find is official promo videos talking about how neat and cool and awesome his "totally random" lootbox with all the highest tier junk is and how you can be one of the random viewers to get all this awesome and cool stuff too if you follow his referral link and subscribe to the service

Go on 1upbox’s website

>Fallout 4 fans may end up feeling especially frustrated. If Loot Crate fails to fulfill all of its missing shipments, folks who subscribed to the six-part Fallout Series 2 set (which costs about $228) in hopes of getting a complete Liberty Prime set...could end up never receiving its head.
After 76 aren't Fallout fans immune to frustrations?

>KeepassXC
What does that have over keypass?

I hope Boogie2988 dies soon.

People realized that the money you put towards this is better off spent on actual stuff that you want instead of having a chance of it while being buried in other shit you don't care about

Post boypussi and legs

I hoe he chocks on his fuck awful new teeth. I hate looking at those things.

XC is just the modern fork of KeepassX with active development, new features, bugfixes, etc

Honestly I'm surprised it took this long.

i dont even know how you can go bankrupt selling garbage to the retarded

Just buy Gilette. They're based.

It's that IRL gacha that got promoted by Jake Paul in the beginning of the year right?

Who cares about Loot crate?
I can just buy gaudy shirts from my favorite youtuber instead now for just $23.95!
Lovin my Joy con boys merch

>always basic nerd normie shit like batman, star wars, back to the future etc..
>repeat every month for years
gee no wonder

No they aren’t
youtu.be/koPmuEyP3a0

dashlane

>Lastpass
yes, i dont think this would ever, ever happen again
theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/30/lastpass-warns-users-to-exercise-caution-while-it-fixes-major-vulnerability

>always basic nerd normie shit like batman, star wars, back to the future etc..
>repeat every month for years
It works for capeshit movies, why wouldn't it work for capeshit boxes?

I like to fuck tenga eggs. Those should come in a box.

baste retard

I have never seen the appeal of this. Yes, I understand wanting merchandise of things you're fan of, but these box things just send you random rubbish each month, much of which you won't have any interest in.
It'd be much better to just buy things you know you're interested in.

ya fell for it dummy

>Thought of swapping to this not long ago
>Doesn't support Waterfox or plugins
If they ever add keepass2 plugin support I'll swap to it.

I guess sending retards a box full of actual garbage every month proved to not be the greatest business model.

There are many videos of ashens shitting on loot crate and their FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS

This has to be bait.

Because movies are like 8 dollar one time thing and people don’t want a bunch of useless trash I dunno I don’t into capeshit

Oh wait fuck, It DOES work! Never mind then.

>1upbox
seems like a legit company to me
can't even be fucked to renew their $10 a year certificate because of how busy they must be with orders

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I spent about a year subscribed to loot crate

>waterfox
Ebinly partacika :D

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My crazy aunt and her weirdo boyfriend have, and this is not an exaggeration or some sort of lie literally TWO entire bedrooms plus the entirety of the living room bracketed down with shelves and shelves of unopened loot crate garbage.
I'm talking mad piles of boxes with some never being opened, literally piles of fallout 76 garbage. I'll take a picture of it one day and it would 100% be one of those reposted pictures that circle the web and battle station threads forever.

It will be glorious

Soon LootCrate will be buried in a NerdCoffin.

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>Those times Pewdiepie was sponsored to play Hentai video games

Based

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>all of these delivery services shilled to me on the JewToob
>can't use any of them because I live in a stupid Boomer town where everything is at least 20 minutes away and prices are marked up as fuck because "lol not like you got anywhere else :^)" "Water U, too poor to travel 2 hours to a city and pay $20 in tolls to save $5 on this product :^)"

Pretty much, I'd rather spend that money on a nice figurine or artwork. Commisioning artwork is also an option. Getting a bunch of """geek"""" shit every month seems annoying.

I don't want to lose old extensions and I don't like Chrome browsers having tabs over the addressbar.

What if, when you get next month's box, the post man offers to take the old box with all the useless shit you don't want back? For a low fee, of course.

mpsyt bitch

2-3? Nigger I got a box of 100 bladed for like 20 bucks on Amazon, those gillette style razors are a racket

>Boomer town where everything is at least 20 minutes away
sounds like paradise
you must be able to leave your doors unlocked and your neighbors are in bed by 9pm

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How? Profits they make selling worthless chinkshit must be astronomical. Or people realized that all they will ever get from these shitcrates is worthless garbage and no one is buying them anymore except few youtubers who still do it for clicks?

a couple years
youtube starts deleting content that don't align with their ägenda.

>normalfaggins are so dumb they would probably actually do this
Wew lad to bad the whole loot box craze is dead probably easily money

you straight up retarded if you still havent figured out that all you need to shave is a one bladed razor you can buy for pennies

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Very cool

>being poor
>living by nignoggins
LMAO

global debt is insanely high, the average person is finally becoming debted out and starting to cut back so they finance their debt which is now causing all those companies that rely on discretionary spending to die off.

>Bloody hell are we still doing these?
Somewhere in bongland Ashens is breathing a sigh of relief that he already switched to random shit from wish.com videos.

>get good new razors without fuss.
Walk to your local supermarket

No one wants funko pops

>being this retarded to think i took that picture

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Haha sure fag cope more with ur shityinh living hahhaha

literally buy a safety razor and get razor blades.
Shits cheapest and is actually a better shave since it irritates skin less and blades do a better job.

Single razor is like lying down on a single nail and multi bladed razors are like lying down on a bed of nails.
Multi blade is a meme and shit. shave club is literally a scam

There's people on YouTube with walls of that goofy shit

im sorry about your brain damage

It's a write off.

>nordvpn
I used this one before they started using y-tubers. And it sucks
>browser extension is unreliable
>if they smell P2P, connection is cut-off, even on P2P servers
>no forechaine posting (fuck hiroshima)
Gonna try something else after this subscription runs out.

I always thought the comcept of loot creates was cool but them i remebered all items are fucking random even if they have a commom theme so a lot of times people would get shit they dont either want or will never use.

Shit was awful but funny to see youtubers getting fucked over by it and acting like the box had cool shit.. idubbz made a decent video about it.

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>THE ABSOLUTE STAte of u
Hahahaha

Most of them have it as a cheap nerdy background
If they had to buy actual figures shit would cost alot more
I dunno anyone who buys funko pops irl even my nerdy marvel friend who watched endgame 4 fucking times

I wonder how many of them think it's an investment.
I'm so looking forward to a repeat of the Beanie Babies bubble but this time with zoomers.

Looks like ashens is finally free.

please dont reply to me again, let your handler know that you're ready for breakfast

I really hate how Yea Forums calls everything a shill but I fucking lost it reading that second line, you literally sound like an ad, intentional or not.

none of them would have seriously thought it to be an investment. they were just putting on the popular skin of the year to appeal to retards. if zoomers though smearing dog shit on the wall was cool bait youtubers would all be doing that

Job prospects suck so no, it isn't paradise. It's meant to be an areas where you retire and die and I'm nowhere near retirement age.

>people still use razors
Literally bought a trimmer two years ago, and that's the end to shaving expenses
It's faster, cheaper, doesn't irritate skin, can be used for body hair and nose hair
The only downside is that you don't get a 100% clean shave

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Hahha keep coping u absolute mong u poverty ridden stench pot u absoloot lord of zero cope sorry u live in extremely horrible conditions haha OH wait I’m not hahahhaha and I accept ur lack of argument

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You guys say that it's zoomers doing this shit when the whole "IM SO GEEKY BUY MORE STUPID SHIT" thing was started by millennials. The bubble is bursting and unless Marvel is ready to pull off some magic with phase 4 the super hero thing is going to die soon. I already see blogs and youtubers talking about how phase 4 is going to be the downfall

>nordvpn
>good
Anything you need a vpn for is best dealt with your own vps running a personal ovpn instance, you can't trust any vpn company to not sell your data, you tool.

...

NO ARgguments Bwahhahahhah

lmao whatre they going to sell, me torrenting Dick Blaster IV?
using a vpn for banking or shopping is mongoloid tier

TheGreatCoursesPlus

He's right you're literally retarded.

This is what I just do too. Every now and then I just grab the trimmer and zap that shit.

>All these fuckers bitching about razors.
>MFW Beard game is killer.

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>Pay a monthly subscription to receive a box of bullshit knickknacks that MIGHT be for a game series you like
Truly, I'm amazed this business model failed.

Anyone who isn't a hoarder would be repelled by the concept.

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Your browsing habits are the data they want, be it dick blasters 4 or the chastity cage your wife's boyfriend told you to buy.

Imagine trimming a single hair of your beard. Do they want to look like a woman?

You better post more of that art.

So this is how poorfags in poverty who live across packs of nignoggins cope huh
HAHHAHAHHA ur pathetic keep screaming retard u u u DOUBLE RETARD

again, theres no reason to use a vpn for anything besides torrents.

who knew that a monthly subscription to cheap overstock wasn't viable in the market

Curiosity Stream

Wow. now this is real retard method acting.

Thank fucking god I'm so tired of seeing this capeshit all the time. I could not care less about a genre.

And this is where you're wrong.

Well, the EU commission DID say they were banning them.

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Anyone knows if that japanese candy lootbox is worth it?

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i've got really weird "grains" and clippers don't do shit for me.

no, im not

source is ravenravenraven

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Target > Walmart

>Housing is really fucking corrupt atm.

Fucking this. Its all real estate in general as well. There are FIVE strip malls in my city all owned by by the same chink. All of them are growing weeds through the parking lot and have been broken into. Basically fucking worthless. I called and he wants an absurd amount for a unit and he swears up and down that they are in pristine condition even when I'm standing in the parking lot.

There is also a whole section of my city owned by the same corporation or group or whatever. They did it all up real nice. Nice apartments, nice area, close to stores, has a bus route right through it. No one fucking lives there and its been a ghost town for 10 years now because they want more than twice the going rate for an apartment. They even have receptionists working but they just absolutely refuse to lower the price at all. Worse? They started buying up other apartments in the city and jacking up prices. I left my old apartment over it. They wanted 400 more a month with no renovations or fixing anything. Now no one lives in my old apartment complex besides a few people riding out their lease.

This shit is fucking bullshit all around and I don't understand how it can be legal. If a unit is empty for a set amount of time they should be FORCED to lower its price until someone buys it up or forfeit it to the city.

heh

>Housing is really fucking corrupt atm.
give one example. i bought a house at 25 with 10k down and the state had first time house buyer credit of 7k towards my down payment.

Which? There's a few, apparently. My wife bought me a subscription to Zenpop's candy box and it's pretty good. Each has a theme and there's a variety of stuff in every box. We like it.

japancandybox.com/
I'm thinking of this one because of worldwide free shipping.

Any reason why they do that? Do they think the shit they're hording will eventually gain value?

>If a unit is empty for a set amount of time they should be FORCED to lower its price until someone buys it up or forfeit it to the city.
>if you don't sell or use your possession you should be forced to give it up
not saying that chinks shouldn't get the gas, but this sounds like a worse hell

en ik hoop dat je geniet van de show. Ik zal de olifant naar brutale tijden verplaatsen. Jij absoluut dom.

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I'm actually glad I was neet for a good 4-5 of the 10s, because that left me broke and unable to buy into a lot of the trendy geek bullshit back when my parents forced me to lie foodstamps because they weren't going to buy me food while I lives for free. Shit was paradise for awhile though. Couldn't buy shit so all I did was stay on the internet and pirate music and movies all day. And I had money saved up from a job I had making a grand a week, before depression and dropping out of college. But didn't spend it on anything but the occasional game and buying my parents christmas gifts

Now I have a job and back out in the world, and have money. But my interest in surface level nerd shit passed and I really dont like the idea of having a bunch of toys and other bullshit cluttering up my apartment. But if I had money back then I would have been just like these dickheads

yes, they're retarded bugs. they don't understand how supply and demand works. they're in constant competition with themselves to create bubbles, its why they have entire towns that sit empty.

citylab.com/equity/2019/02/china-vacant-apartments-housing-market-bubble-ghost-cities/583528/
cnbc.com/2019/01/08/chinese-middle-class-buying-up-american-residential-real-estate.html

Are you retarded, we'll still have ads.

How did they go under? Were they not popular with every basedboy?

>I am thinking civil war could happen in the states.

That will cause more deaths in the U.S. than any other wars U.S. were involved in besides the Civil War

same as any scam, owner funneled money into his own pocket and suddenly oh no we're bankrupt even though we have literally no overhead and our entire business is selling trash to morons!

The problem is that its not just a possession. Its housing. People need places to live and shit like this fucks up the city. Its land that is not being used and it fucks up the statistics since it makes it look like the city has more housing than it actually does. I get rich areas for rich fucks but if its not selling they need to be forced to sell. Over the past 10 years people have been slowly pushed away and out from job centers with almost no one filling that space. Not everyone can afford a car so living in or near city is a must but these fucks keep buy up the apartments and raising prices. At this rate I'm just gonna buy a car and live in it since I wont be able to live anywhere near where I work.

>I am thinking civil war could happen in the states
actual retard here ladies and gentlemen .
you've no idea how fast the feds will disappear dissidents that try to start insurgency

Oh no, how else will I buy my plastic shit that's actually worth fuck all?

but the solution can't be you have to give it up if you're not using it. we just have to keep chinks out, they're seriously a cancer. their thought process is sit in debt with unused land because it might be worth more in the future, they're fucking retards.

But that is literally the only way to combat that thought process. Take it away from them. Make them do something or take it away. Also the group that owns all the apartments is Canadian.

I only ever knew one person who was subscribed to this shit. It was this girl who used to come into my old job and my coworker asked her about the shirt she had on and she said she got it in a lootcrate. This was back in like 2014 when this sort of shit was popular

Ridge wallets

Ok then, tax the fuck out of people who own more than one empty house. Sliding scale on the more empty houses you own.

not only are you a wojak phoneposter that doesn't know how to install adblocker on a phone, but you also didn't realize the user you replied to isn't talking about ads but paid promotion, which can't be avoided even with premium
and because youtube's ad system is fucked every youtuber is eventually going to use promotions if they want money, meaning you paid for literally nothing

this is why you're stuck in a dead-end job, because you're fucking retarded

Its cheapo dollar store tier stuff or left over promotional tat. Sometimes you get something cool, but most of the time it's a box of tat. Ahhh a dead rising pen that looks like the paddlesaw, but its too awkward to use? A small metal mega man helmet not to scale with any action figure size? A single issue of the walking dead? Lovely. What rubbish.

The Gov would dead that shit before it even started. Expect martial law hardcore if that ever happens. And what the average American has is peashooters compared to what the military has in their arsenal

I never bought into this lootcrate bullshit. I felt like they overpaid e-celebs to hype people into buying them but turns out that the loot itself is just super garbage cheap items.

i dont know how you'd do that without trampling on rights of people who own property in areas that arent in demand. im not saying there can't be a solution i just dont think theres a good way of implementing yours

its not a terrible idea, but how do you prove the properties are empty, and who's going to check?

Whats an actually good VPN to use? Every one I've tried I end up booting up, anything I'd want to use it for goes "REE VPN DETECTED GO AWAY" and won't let me do anything until I turn it off.

This. Just went to Walmart and got a years supply of Harry's. It was like $30 for everything.

Someone post the funko-pop allowance contract

You have to post proof of rental for the property.

I think Adblock Plus actually sold out and doesn't block all youtube advertisements anymore. uBlock Origin works though.

as soon as I see one I just mash right arrow a dozen times and don't even care if I skip a bit of actual content

Get fucked, Gillette shill.

>Mega64 are the only ones who make their ad bits entertaining
>the glorious time when Lootcrate was sponsoring the podcast and it was just them trying their hardest not to shit on the useless shit in the boxes
>that episode where it was Deadpool themed
Giantbomb's ad breaks were also funny when it was Vinny and Jeff shooting off each other, but now it's just Jeff mostly reading the script.

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just pick one
slickdeals.net/newsearch.php?src=SearchBarV2&q=lifetime vpn&pp=20&hideexpired=1&forumid[]=9&forumid[]=25&forumid[]=54&forumid[]=10&forumid[]=4&forumid[]=8&forumid[]=13&forumid[]=30&forumid[]=38&forumid[]=39&forumid[]=53

any vpn you pick is going to probably be on a list of known vpn ips, so its a moot point

Lootcrate has always been one of the more cancerous examples of faux "geek culture" being exploited by cynical corporate interests. It's literally a way to make pop-culture addicts pay top dollar for cheap advertising material.

What?

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betterhelp

welcome to 2009
adblockplus.org/blog/an-approach-to-fair-ad-blocking

dumb phoneposter

Well, you know, bugmen aren't people. Just issue new deeds for all the property they've bought up and get them in the hands of native Canadians.

S
Fuck consumption culture.

Is this service based in the United States? Because if so, they cannot ship the remaining boxes. Consumers are at the bottom of the totem pole in our economic hellworld. Creditors get the first bite of the apple as to what's left of any company property.

thats what i was saying

>people don't want to subscribe for an overpriced box of bargain bin shit that they couldn't even originally pay people to get rid of

how could this happen??

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Money you make from rental property has to go on your taxes so just cross check with that

You cannot be more retarded than this

>a box of like five or six random items based on whatever's popular that month (or whatever was rotting in their inventory)
>none of it being especially good
>even if it is that means you got one good thing based on a show or movie you like and four or five things you couldn't give less of a fuck about (unless you're just some soulless pop culture sponge)
>can't even dump the shit you don't care about on ebay since literally everyone else is already doing that and you'll make pennies on the dollar for this already cheap crap

Honestly I'm surprised it survived as long as it did and that clones of it still exist.

Go to your local Asian grocery. They'll have everything there and then some at literally pennies compared to the food crate variant.

Get your saskue doesn't say swears merch.

addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/sponsorblock/
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sponsorblock-for-youtube/mnjggcdmjocbbbhaepdhchncahnbgone

I'm in Brazil, so I haven't got those stores

The what?

It's a sign that the free ride is over, senpai. Hard times ahead which cause the weak and stupid to die off.

I thought it was fun. It was like getting a little surprise present, almost like a "care" package as though someone cared. Mostly junk, but sometimes nice little things.

come home shave man

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I can't believe Jo died

the absolute state of zoomers

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the funko-pop allowance contract

OUT OUT OUT

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The REAL Ghostbusters 3 is getting a remaster this October for 30 dollars so i'm not sure what you're talking about

I'm excited for the movie but c'mon, don't get your hopes up

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youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw

This is a healthy and mature adult relationship

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>Go to your local Asian grocery.
Not everyone lives in a city.

Looking at this thread i found this guys channel who unboxes this shit
this guy must spend 1000$ a month on garbage mystery boxes
youtube.com/user/jawarlock2011/videos

In NY at least they can file these as a loss and get a tax break. So a lot of real estate companies jack up the price of specific apartments because its more profitable to not have anyone living in than it is to collect rent.

Amino I think is what it's called. A lot of smaller youtubers who cover relatively niche topics always get sponsored by Amino which is some reddit-lite app where you talk to people about a topic, like an Amino anime, Amino nintendo, and shit like that

Imagine. With all that spent money on two or three really shitty looking plastic toys, he could have instead spent it on buying an actual high quality figure.

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>Epic store exclusive
Well fuck now they actually have a game i care about, why couldn't GOG be the one paying off devs dammit.

You'd think he'd run out of different Funkos at some point.

or alcohol

I go on the furry paws Animo alot

There are ads on youtube? What kind of mouthbreathing turbonigger doesn't have an adblock in fucking 2019?

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Honestly I was mad about it but then I think i'll just get the Switch version if it doesn't run bad. I hope the multiplayer is intact and having both that and Luigi's Mansion 3 together would give me my ghost busting fix for the next few years. I play the PS3 version every year for Halloween since it could be finished in a day, but recently stopped last year after not wanting to set up the PS3 after moving so this came out at the perfect time to continue the tradition. The retail version is exclusive to fucking Gamestop for some reason which doesn't bode well sales wise for me. Exclusive to Gamestop AND Epic is fucking weird

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FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS

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They're talking about in video sponsorships bro

Those are ads IN the videos you dumbass, adblock can't scan the video contents, learn to fucking read.

>bitch about ads in youtube videos
>can literally skip them

Shut the fuck up. Hell most youtubers don't saying anything until the end of the video at which point you can just exit the whole thing. And if they pause to talk about said advertiser, just skip it. Holy fucking shit you literally have the power in your hands to just skip it. Are you that fucking pathetic you can't spend a few seconds of using the mouse to skip it?

They're making that crap for everything, and are stupidly pricy.

My friends sister and brother in law have like 80% of their living room decorated with various funkos.
I told them it'd look a million times better if they saved for legit figures and went quality over quantity but they weren't having it.
Maybe it is an actual addiction for some people?

well you can pray to god or satan that Donald Trump start a war with Iran or China. That can collapse za world economy. It won't be long till that fatso bastard do it with his office of yes men.

But anyways, loot crates novelty died way back in 2016 like Funkopop toys

>watching shit with hard embedded ads
oh you're retards, ok catch you later

Hmm, i didn't even know there was a switch version, but I'll probably get that if it runs well too, shame there'll probably be no cross platform multiplayer

>implying I don't immidiately skip the part where the guy talks about his sponsors

>Gets mad he shoved himself into something he didn't know and got called a dumbass
How is anyone supposed to know there are ads in the videos if the only warnings are deep within the descriptions

This is better than youtubers relying on Jewtube's automated ads because money go directly from sponsor to content creator. I'm ok with having all that audibledotcom shilling in videos if it means depriving the platform of a cut they don't deserve. If Jewtube wasn't such a bunch of spineless cocksleeve these "shoutout to our sponsor..." wouldn't exist.

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So do i, it's still annoying either way

LITERALLY just get Harrys. Half the price of Gillette but without the shit quality of dollar shave club.

I legitimately do not see the appeal of them. The black, soulless eyes are just such a deal breaker, along with the badly same-shaped big square heads. I've seen very few that I thought actually looked alright, and I actually own one myself (BT from Titanfall 2) but after awhile he just refused to stand up straight, and it's not like it's articulated in any way so you can't exactly force him to stay, so I just ended up putting him back in his box and stuffing him in a closet.
I wouldn't doubt it if it's some weird addiction people have, but I couldn't possibly imagine buying any for shit that you literally don't know or don't care about, but people do it anyway because of brand name. It's fucking bizarre. It's not like these things are going to have any resell value because every single one of them is undoubtedly overproduced in some fashion. I can MAYBE understand it for things that don't have normal figures, if any at all, where merchandise for said product might be incredibly hard to find, but even then, the quality of them is just so bad that I don't think I'd ever wish to properly display it.

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Piece of shit company lasted way too long.

I hate how Nu-Doom has this gay shit collectibles instead of some dope 90s style action figures.

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>but the solution can't be you have to give it up if you're not using it
why? answer without buzzwords

>just get rich of chinks lol

oh this makes perfect sense instead, thanks for the great solution

You have no idea, my cousin and her husband have over 900 of the things. The even ordered custom versions of them for their wedding. That military cash is something else.

>all these goyims who don't use the same disposable 1$ razor for five years
>all these faggots who shave more than once a week

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I'm happy to hear this, I found it pretty depressing that there exist people who are willing to pay money to have random, useless items shipped to their house monthly.
>inb4 the company went down because two equally big new ones claimed the market

you look gross or you have no beard growth dude

A lot of people that are into """geek""" culture buy into shit like that. They want to show off that they're totally into that nerd shit, so they'll wear Star Wars socks or have Doctor Who plates or some shit.

I shouldn't be too critical, I have a lot of anime figs and Touhou shit in my room that probably cost me several hundred to a thousand.

Sorry your baseded-out face grows hair at a snail pace, but some of us grow it over night every day.

That's also another issue, where these ugly fucking things have all but replaced actual proper figures. There exists other lines of Funko outside of the Pop! series, but the Pop! series is clearly the most popular and mainstream. They're also just extremely obnoxious to even look at any time you go to any kind of video game, comic book, or action figure store.

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>google don't deserve any compensation for offering the incredibly expensive service of video hosting free to users
You're fucking retarded. Paid sponsorship is terrible. Random targeted advertising that the advertisers didn't have a say in was the best way to do it. Why do you think the buzzkills in the media ran a smear campaign against it?

Some people simply have no standards when it comes to their appearance. He probably is one of those people.
He probably wonders why he never had sex or a gf too.

>watching video on phone with obscene amount of ads
>skip to end of video
>YouTube thinks I've watched the video and removed ads
>go back to beginning of video and actually start watching

I work in a shop which sells them, you wouldn't believe how many kids buy them every day.

fucking this
t. lives in small ass boomer town

>they didn't even bother to put the red bull in its own cardboard box to limit the shaking

Fucking morons. It's not hard.

Yeah but, like. I'm not trying to sound pretentious or anything, but we aren't into video games or whatever nerd shit that we like simply because we want to feel like we're included in whatever fandom or culture or whatever. We (and I don't mean to generalize and have a bunch of people go >we) do it because it's just apart of our lives and we genuinely like those things with no strings attached. """Geek""" culture feels so incredibly marketed at this point, where if you don't like things like Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones (although everyone apparently hates it now), etc. then you're not allowed to be included in whatever, so you have people that just pretend to like things to fit in. Chances are you bought those anime and Touhou figures because you're a genuine fan of whatever and just want nice looking merchandise of them without it looking like you're putting a bunch of toys on a shelf. I would go out of my way to own a more expensive but better looking figure than a cheap one that's flimsy and crappy. Admittedly I own very few items myself, and some of them are cheap, like a Shovel Knight amiibo, but I don't have anything to prove to others, so I feel absolutely zero need to litter my living space with a bunch of shit I don't actually care about and only pretend to like so I can fit into whatever clique.

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I actually had a argument with someone about about funkos vs. nendoroids. When he brought up their prices, I told him that it isn’t necessary to collect every single one and it was better to go for that one nice figure over a dozen garbage ones. Little after that, he threw a tantrum over my “elitism”.
I’m certain that this is a figure addiction, but for normalfags.

>This shit is fucking bullshit all around and I don't understand how it can be legal. If a unit is empty for a set amount of time they should be FORCED to lower its price until someone buys it up or forfeit it to the city.
There has to be something else going on here. How are they making money on it? What are they expecting to happen by taking a loss on it for this long?

Also
>jack up property taxes
>landlords forced to increase rent to get a return
>no one buys because it's too expensive
>looks like the unit's been vacant for too long it's the city's now :^)
I can just see that going wrong.

Fuck sake, I feel like a piece of shit for spending more than $200 every few months on figures that look like this. How the hell are people justifying spending $1,500 a year on shitty Funkos? And that's AFTER being forced to sign a fucking contract!

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Look at Funko Youtube if ever want to feel disgust. They should just buy fucking garbage and they dont give a shit about the actual property most of time
>Buy a Funko mystery box
>Well, cant say I no anything about Gilmore Girls, but these are some decently rare pops
>OMG found a chase in Gamestop from some show i've never seen

I hated my EJ brush and the handle broke after a couple of months

Nendos are the only other actual competing company against the Funko menace I've seen but their market is very much Japan and it's harder to find Nendos outside of niche stores or conventions in the West, plus they're fairly expensive, $40-60 or so a pop. Funkos are fucking everywhere and they're cheap.

Ahem...
#LOOTGET

>Watching YouTube celebrities
You deserve to be annoyed

I simply do not understand the mindset of collecting a bunch of figures for shit that you do not give a single shit about. Buy a nenderoid for what you like and actually care about instead of buying like five funkos for shit you've never actually watched, played, or read.

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The fact of the matter is that shaving razor technology was perfected in the fucking 1960s, and the entire grooming industry has spend the last eighty years trying to trick people into thinking that such-and-such brand is better for whatever reason. The only thing that Dollar Shave Club has on Gilette is that you have to order it online, so you're fooled into thinking you're getting "the good stuff" straight from the manufacturer. Just go to your grocery store and pick up the cheapest shit you can find and you're guaranteed to get just as good a shave as with any of these "premium" brands.

Absolutely false.
Please buy Gillette, we have the best shave due to state of the art technology.

>Just go to your grocery store and pick up the cheapest shit you can find and you're guaranteed to get just as good a shave as with any of these "premium" brands.
Oh, I disagree with that. Maybe if you have a faggoty whispy beard that is true but my facial hair is all manly thick and hard like my dick. Cheap razors are crap.

>in exchange for protection from legal action from creditors
That's shitty, creditors should legally be allowed to beat the ever-living fuck out of you for squandering their money

What razors do you use? Price range?

I’ve been actually shaving with a safety razor for the last couple of years. Other than the learning curve and cream ritual, it’s been quite fantastic. It also helps that the good razor blades are pretty cheap online.

>Anything you need a vpn for is best dealt with your own vps running a personal ovpn instance, you can't trust any vpn company to not sell your data, you tool.

What's a good vpn then?

>that list of 'not included'
The absolute fucking state.

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>Shave so infrequently that my gilette shaving cream is no longer foamy and is just a weird soapish liquid, so I always end up wasting like half a canister

I don't shave anymore. Too much of a pain. I use electric hair trimmers to keep my beard groomed. Not an electric razor, that shit is just an electric hair plucker for me. Can't trim shit. I use something designed to handle a thick head of hair.

See Only difference I've noticed is that you have to shake the can. Smells better too.

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Some of the ads are obviously taking advantage of autoplay fags, like that one with spaceweedman that lasts over 2 minutes. I mean it's kind of entertaining, but I really want to watch my video now.
I seriously hope you guys don't enable autoplay.

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I didn't know Parsec shilled their program (since it's free, not sure what this does for them) but that shit is fucking amazing for playing older games with some bros. The only downside is you need a fuck ton of bandwidth to play with more than 2 people

>BEFORE I CONTINUE THIS VIDEO ABOUT HOW LOOT BOXES, PAY 2 WIN, MOBILE GAMES AND SHIT ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING GAMING, I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO THIS VIDEO'S SPONSOR, RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
>RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS A FREE TO PLAY ONLINE GAME THAT I PLAY FUCKING RELIGIOUSLY, ALL THE TIME, TOTALLY, I SWEAR
>ENTER THIS PROMO CODE TO GET FREE GOLD, LOOT CRATES, DIAMONDS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK
>SO PLEASE JOIN ME IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, A GAME WHICH I REALLY PLAY, I'M NOT LYING OUT OF MY TEETH RIGHT NOW

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>even the fucking slingshot channel shills for mobile games now

Millennial NPCs.

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>Of course you can just skip over it with the seekbar
...unless you're an autoplay fag who isn't paying attention. If you're smart enough to skip it, then you were too smart to be shilled anyhow.

why are you plebs allowing yourselves to be subjected to any advertisement in the first place?
No, seriously how have you not set up ad blocking? How?

No ad-block steup stops a youtuber from spending 30 seconds in the middle of their video to shill.

What the fuck is an ad blocker going to do about shilling inserted into the actual videos by the people who made them?

guess it really is cursed

>That military cash is something else
but its really not, they're just fucking retarded.

Feels good to not have any worthless anime girl clutter.

>a literal Sheldon and Amy contract
Why do people like those ugly things anyhow?

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Yeah, I mean if it was in the interest of major corporations, I'm sure technology would allow by now to detect even these automatically and filter them, but it's not in the interest of the money makers.
Honestly, it surprises me that adblocking is still as effective as they are. I would imagine google and friends would do anything they could do to make it impossible.

I think the script is so obvious that youtubers know their audience doesn't actually believe them. It was hilarious seeing allsup read it out.

Youtube has a generated transcript. Sure finding the start and end points of the ad would be hard but you can use the keyword as a point to autoskip 30 seconds.

Good single razor shavers are fucking amazing. Kids these days trying to shave with fucking 7+ and shit.