>strong brown big-tittied tomboy wife
Literal perfection.
>strong brown big-tittied tomboy wife
Literal perfection.
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>long hair
So close, yet so far.
She checks all the boxes for me but nothing about her really clicked. Weird.
>religious
I'll stick with Leonie, thanks.
Do you live in some ultra cold country where you've never seen tans before? I'm not even one of those people who usually does the tan argument but that's blatantly what it is for Catherine.
She doesn't look brown at all.
>Not making her a weak squishy mage
It's a shame she's a bit underdeveloped compared to the rest.
>when you ask to recruit her she says how cute and good at fighting you are
>her C support she says you’re not particularly attractive or strong
Dafuq
She also wants to slam clams with the pope.
HUBBA HUBBA LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE GAZONGAS AHHOOOOOGAAAA
>tomboy
good thing I married the pope then
goddamn those tits I may have to buy a switch now fuck
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
I am the pope now, and also Jesus.
So did they pull a Fates and botch the localization?
Her wife is looking to speak to the nearest manager.
>her A support is pretty much NTR material cuz when she thinks of Rhea she gets your mental image instead
>you can picture her masturbating about Rhea then bam suddenly Byleth
>her S support is her begging you to marry her
>odds of passing
>0%
shit man you got 1 int
>autistic rheafag
literally cyrill tier kek
>a lot of shit could have been avoided if Dimitri asked Edelgard why did her hair change color from when they were kids
I might blame Edelgard for being rash and not even considering talking it out, but I also blame Dimitri for being a sperg and not trying to make small talk with his childhood crush
>0%
Show me 100% then.
Why do all the girls have such delicious tits in this game?
How did Nintendo get away with this?
Okay, Autismo had enough reason to pass.
Between her and Leonie, my tomboy hunger has been sated in Three Houses
You can also make the tomboy dress up in girly outfits.
You're supposed to get the c rank before recruiting her so she lowers the level condition.
It's nowhere near as bad. They did change a few lines, likely for over-sensitive types, but characterization is very close.
>switching off of EO
can you please not post my wife
she was my wife first, good taste though
>brown
okay
>big-tittied
yes
>tomboy
YES
Now to never get doujins because strong girls don't get shit.
I stayed punch wizard for the rest of that file. All I did was look at all the girls in my party. Hilda is so short, she's just a bit taller than Flayn.
Alolan Titania is my favourite Three Houses girl.
>inplying she is your first
nibber she isnt even my only one
>being unfaithful
cringe bro, you are not worthy of her
Why does she have an inferiority complex over Camilla?
Camilla has huge boobs and she doesn't have any boobs.
What gifts does Marianne like?
>not being unfaithful
not even worthy of her body
Horse dildos
Oh thank you. I've been going nuts trying to not waste gifts.
Nice.
How do I grow stat boosting items in the greenhouse?
>0% chance of passing
Damn straight she'll never pass as the opposite gender, that's peak femininity
user please I don't want to throw away my birthday money on another shitty console please stop.
Give ME cute knight wife! Give ME strong Catherine wife! (Give me! Give me!)
Because the MC was getting squeezed between Camilla's funbags for years and she still can't do it. She is still best girl tho
>Tomboys.
Ewwwwwwwwwww
I've seen you make this post before faggot
can this board go 5 minutes without having the gayest post ever
>faggots
Ewwwww
gaaaaayyyyy
Bros...
>"brown"
>Brown
>Stong
>Blonde hair
>Tomboy
OK, this is Profiling!
>big-tittied
you retarded or something?
Catherine is for SHAMIR
Yeah, we need more of those.
What if they’re both for me?
Like half of those girls being blocked have huge tits and literally all of them are waifufag bait
>shamir and catherine will never symmetrically dock while your head is between them
why live
Go back to /u/ faggot
>before game
LMAO THE DESIGNS SUCK
>after game
PERFECT WAIFU DESIGNS NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN
The fuck?
>Yea Forums is one person
Fuck off, tranny
I'm going to replay the game since chapter one and get her a husband since I fucked up before the timeskip, I'm not leaving a waifu behind
Awakening and Birthright are the best FE games.
>Big tits
>Long hair
"no"
HUMMINA HUMMINA
AWOOOOOOOOOGAAA