I just beat Bloodborne and have this badboy coming in tommorrow. What am I in for?

I just beat Bloodborne and have this badboy coming in tommorrow. What am I in for?

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The worst Souls game.

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The best Souls game

A good game

GOTY 2016 ignore DS2 discord shitters

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a souls game

ds3 is a step backwards, mediocre at its worst and very linear. online is still very active

D I S S A P O I N T M E N T

Best bosses in the series. Low replayability.

The worst combat in any Souls game.

Bloodborne in a different setting

What souls game should I pick up Yea Forums?

I started with bloodborne and went to DS3. Loved it. It's massive and austere compared to the cramped hallucinogenic feel of bloodborne,

a much, much worse experience. expect to be dead bored by the 3rd area

>Best bosses in the series.

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1 and 3. Don’t even bother with 2

Shit meme

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If you like linear beat em ups like Streets of Rage, well, this is the edgier cousin with a speech impediment, so nothing he says makes sense. But don't try to understand him, just let yourself go through the gray ass stroll through swamp ride, cause it never ends.

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1 and 2. Don't even bother with 3

what about bloodborne?

1 and 3. Skip 2 it's awful

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Bloodborne is kino

Unreleased
In a real platform, you know what is what

this guide should help you, have fun user!

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All of them. Play them in order of release, starting with Demon Souls.

If you started with bloodborn you will dislike it
If you started with DaS, you're gonna like it
If you're not autistic you're gonna love it


If you started with DaS2 then you have no hope

Based

>Every day

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>das3 on the same tier as des and das1
you niggers make me laugh

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make ds3 the sekiro guy and its perfect

This is the Yea Forums approved ranking.

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Ds = demons > bb = ds2 > ds3

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You're right, DS3 is superior.

bb > das2 = des > das1 >>> das3

if you're trans maybe

Trannies HATE DS3

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>ds3
>ds
go back

I've only played 1 and 3 desu and I like 3 better.
Played 1 first. It's just so clunky compared.

Oh shit, you're right, people might think I'm talking about Demon's Souls 3.

>if you're trans maybe
>TrannyCoffin2 that high
The ultimate cope

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no, ds is the reddit faggot acronym

as opposed to the literal trans rights god in 1 and the tranny character in 3?

Dark Souls 2 is tranny repellent.

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Pronouns She/Her/Hers

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>Iudex Grundyr
Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you.
>Abyss Watchers
Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you.
>Pontiff Sulyvahn
Big humanoid in armor swinging TWO swords at you.
>Yhorm the Giant
Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you.
>Dragonslayer Armour
Big ___________ armor swinging a sword at you.
>Champion Gundyr
Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you.
>Lothric, Younger Prince
Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you.
>Nameless King
Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you.
>Soul of Cinder
Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you AND sometimes uses the magic attack from the Crystal Mage.

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name one good boss that isn't a big humanoid swinging a sword at you

but that's just a woman. you know women grow facial hair too right

do 1 as well where there's a bunch of guys in armor and 3 asylum demons

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Speaking of Bloodborne, the Silverbeast should've had more areas to shine.

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those were all really cool though

name one good boss who is a big humanoid swinging a sword at you

dark souls 3 is so genuinely dogshit that it even seeped it's putrid shit into dark souls 1 and ruined the remaster too
that's how bad 3 is

>Iudex Grundyr
>Abyss Watchers
>Pontiff Sulyvahn
>Yhorm the Giant
>Dragonslayer Armour
>Champion Gundyr
>Lothric, Younger Prince
>Nameless King
>Soul of Cinder

champion gundyr

It's time to go back

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They were all really bland and repetitive and required the same general strategy to beat.

>parry
whoa le epic boss!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I do not understand!!
Sometimes I see xbots with nintendies shitting on sonybros, sometimes they're all shitting on xbots and other times everyone shits on nintendies.
WHO ARE THE REAL TEAM?! WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON IN THIS BOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

small brains, as expected

i've beaten das3 4+ times and only remember like 2 of these. what a bland and boring shitshow

>sekiro: great tier
>Yea Forums approved list

Everybody shits on that game. It doesn’t matter if it’s valid or not, that’s the general feeling

Decent game, far far FAR worse than DS1, but has some of the best PVP in the Souls series. I'd say on-par with 2. Very linear compared to the other games, but decent levels.

>What am I in for
A Ds2 shitposting thread

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>best pvp
roll roll roll roll chug roll roll chug (unpunishable btw) roll roll chug roll chug *summons infinite password phantoms while having infinite stamina for rolls so you can't punish me* roll r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 roll roll

Why don't you just play the games you like?

It ruined PvP. Even BB had better PvP, and BB PvP was SHIT.

>far far FAR worse than DS1

Explain
>more weapons with bigger movesets
>bigger and more diverse selection of spells
>better enemies and bosses
>bigger and more complex levels

It's better in every aspect

Written like a virgin who never got good

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All of them

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i have multiple characters with top arena ranks and hundreds of wins in invasions at every level
even every dark souls "content creator" agrees the game's pvp is putrid shit

If 2 looks bad why do i find the areas in it comfy and the most memorable

because you're impressed by more than just grafix (the das1 and 3 pics there are modded btw)

Why didn't he steal a copy of DaS3?

Dark Souls 3 Boos Strategy (Universal):

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he has standards

>unpunishable
Stopped reading, get good.

>yes, good
>doesn't matter when spells are literal shit, in every souls game
>enemies are far less inspired, half of the bosses are as good, the rest are shit
>move in one direction, no interconnectivity

Sure, DS3 does beat DS1 in some aspects of gameplay BUTWHERESMYFUCKINGPOISE but DS1 has vastly superior atmosphere, world building, level design, art, and it has armor upgrading.

worse than BB, better than DS2

dark souls 2's only flaw is no infinite invasion orbs

>doesn't matter when spells are literal shit, in every souls game
completely wrong
>enemies are far less inspired, half of the bosses are as good, the rest are shit
completely wrong
>move in one direction, no interconnectivity
see pic

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>top arena ranks
5 minutes in the arena gets you top rank
>hundreds of wins in invasions at every level
So why are you lying? Nothing is unpunishable, you're just trash, and if you're having issues catching a solo host before he resummons that proves the point
>muh content creator
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Ever heard of minimalism.

DS3 was bad, but it wasn't DS2 bad.

>has a copy of DaS2
I don't think he does user.

both ds1 and ds3 have many levels like the top on pic related (Sen's Fortress, Irithyll, Cathedral of the Deep, The Depths)

B B B R1 R1 B B B R1 R1 B B B R1 R1

true, it was worse
imagine having to pretend it's good because you're a miyazaki shill

>no u
Well, i'll no u you too.

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What this image doesn't get across is that the average level in DS1 is much, much smaller than the average DS3 level.

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Give me one reason why DS2 is better than DS3 except for the PvP.

DS3 is the closest to bloodborne so it'll feel the same but not quite.

All the old games are better, each subsequent release was worse than the last. DeS, DS1, and DS2 don't even play anything like BB, DS3, and Sekiro. The former are RPGs, the latter are B list action games. DS2 is the worst of the 3 actual Souls games. But it's still better than all the nu-souls games since it's actually a RPG.
Basically:
>OLD GOOD
>NEW BAD

DS2's pvp isn't even good because of soul memery

soul memory has never affected you and it's entirely a parroted meme

>Agape ring

weapon scaling is even worse, das3 is dead as shit despite having triple the players of 1 and 2

>not posting the steelbook
yikes

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How are DeS, DS1, and DS2 more RPG than BB and DS3?

And have you ever even played DeS? It plays much closer to BB and DS3.

>released because of complaints about soul memory

The same shit every thread
>The hipster insisting Demon's Souls had the best bosses
>The virgin screeching about the second half of Ds1 being bad, even though it isn't
>The contrarian hollering that Ds2 is anything but the series lowpoint
>The retard moaning about Ds3 callbacks despite Ds1 to Des
>The degenerate shrieking about Bloodborne being overrated because of it's exclusivity
>The mouth breather complaining that Sekiro is something different
>The Chad bellowing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ELDEN RING

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mine game with 3 boxes instead

>can't connect with friends if you're not on the same soul memory range
>can't have fun pvp with unique builds because soul memory does not care about your current equip
Its a shit solution to matchmaking and you know it.

Can someone tell me the age rating for this game?

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>can't connect with friends if you're not on the same soul memory range
the ranges are fucking massive. you are making up anecdotes that never happened to you.
>can't have fun pvp with unique builds because soul memory does not care about your current equip
was not a problem for anyone at release because the game was very populated. is not a problem now because you have the agape ring

the only thing it did wrong is no infinite invasion orb. no other complaint is valid

i've used tons of unique build at every level and sm range you can think of and have never struggled to find activity in appropriate areas. especially since you can invade people that are hollow and killed area bosses. in dark souls 3 every area dies as soon as you kill the boss and will not be active again until ng+, it is shit game design

E for everyone brah you're good to give this to your niece for her 6th birthday.

Dark souls 2 is pretty based

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If by based you mean slow as molasses dogshit that deserves to burn in the deepest pits of hell then yes it's based

>>The virgin screeching about the second half of Ds1 being bad, even though it isn't
You’re right it isn’t bad, it’s horrible.
Four Kings, Demon ruins, Lost Izalith, Bed of Chaos, Crystal Caves, Seath(both encounters), Tomb of the Giants and Lord Gwyn are all objective trash. The only saving grace is the Duke’s Archives, Gravelord Nito and Kiln of the First Flame and even Nito isn’t a good boss fight, he’s just a tad more challenging than “hit, hit run away Seath” and “parrylord gwyn”

how is it slower than any other souls

>you are making up anecdotes that never happened to you
We had to progress through the game at the same time so we stay in the same range. At the time we don't know the exact values so we can't just guess

good game but i would just replay bloodborne

He's a Bloodborne babby

>in order to co-op we had to play together
wow, how terrible! yet nobody whined about the restrictive level ranges in des and das because ecelebs didn't tell them to

bootleg bloodborne gameplay
boring as fuck rehashed story and zero sense of adventure

after the first area your sm bracket range becomes entirely irrelevant because they get very wide. especially with the name engraved ring

>The chad following Elden Ring
lol. I'm sure that George R.R. Martin guy ate up the budget enough to create the best story/worst game combination so From Software becomes the next Konami.

Just like literally any other Souls game?

a good time

>Have both Dark Souls Remastered for Switch and DaS3 for PC
Feels good not being poor. DaS2 belongs in the trash.

Faster, smoother combat, but shit that was originally easy to execute is much harder now, such as kicks and parries. Half the time they miss

Remembering things from Dark Souls.
Poisonous Swamps.

Great game.

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It's worse than Bloodborne but it has some kino bosses and quality DLC.

ᶠᵉᵃʳ nᵒᵗ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏ, ᵐʸ ᶠʳiᵉnᵈ. ᵃnᵈ ˡᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵉᵃˢᵗ ᵇᵉᵍin.

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so what the fuck was their deal

Thought this was a gaping asshole before clicking.

>At the time we don't know the exact values so we can't just guess
Your SM? Its on the status screen, genius.

soulless but kino

>playing with a ps4 and an xbox controller at the same
Based

They were devout followers of the Abyss, but since they're locusts, they're so hungry that they can't concentrate long enough to espouse their beliefs without trying to eat the person they're trying to convert.

Based

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A boring game, not bad though

I really don't get the hate towards ds3. It easily had some of the best bosses in the series and I would argue more good bosses than any other game in the series. ds1 had quite an enjoyable world to explore but had a sharp dro in quality in the second half and pretty much the only difficult boss in the game is manus. ds2 was still good but i would argue weaker than any other game in the series. bb was overall the best experience from start to finish, especially taking the DLC into account.

It's ok when daddy Miyazaki does it you fucking bitch.

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it's a souls game so good quality in general but more linear
better multiplayer and replayability than BB though

*btfos your level design*

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shoot this extremely obvious eye on the wall

wow, it's like I'm really playing Zelda

>walk in a straight line
Hello, awesome level department?

Unironically both of these at once

>invasions no longer tense because your friends can help you
This is true for every DS game, the amount of bias in this post is unreal.

best souls game

the aesthetic are great, but mechanically the game is a mess

it becomes extremely obvious if you try to play trough it something other than the default longsword knight, and shit like sorcery builds are just pure masochism

say what you want about ds2, at least a lot more shit was viable in it

just wait till the dark souls 2 and 3 port that will come

But there are far better weapons than the longsword and sorcery is great

Dark Souls 3 is a great game. it may or not may be one of the best souls but still a GREAT game.

cringe
based

The real team is whatever gets the most people angry in that specific thread

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S-sauce?

A downgrade in nearly every way

seriously some ds2 level design is so simplistic and unrealistic that it might as well been randomly generated.
I wish chalice dungeons were like that

That's a boy isn't it.