Meanwhile in Ant Colony Yea Forums

fucking strfags dont know what they are missing

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I don't know about you guys, but Call of Duty: Ant Warfare is looking pretty good! It's like the devs are actually listening to us and taking the series back to its roots!

Hey guys, cordyceps improve upon the lives of ants. They're not harmful, and we're wanting to share our spores. Do you want to try?

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AHEM
FUCK ARMY ANTS
AND FUCK ARMORED KEKS

The Ant of Us

I am the queen?

>he doesn't know about the aphids
just avoid the eastern tunnels for a while ok

no

Who is the queen

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING INSULT IS THE GAME TRYING TO PULL!

Like I don't know what the hell I've been spending my whole life building, You're really gonna insult me to my face after getting halfway through you're shitty game!
Fuck you, you're probably some termite loving asshole, spike chunsoft!

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Me.

tranny

ALRIGHT BOYS WHOS RAIDING THE CRUMB

No you’re not

Thicc

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Need some dps?

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i want to suck sweet honey braps straight from her gland bros

i bet she only fucks soldiers though

>ywn put a honey ant in your mouth and pop it with your teeth

Yeah, us ants, right? Hahah!

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UUHHH

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((()))

>imagined being a winged cuck
Yeah enjoy flying around incel. I'll be fucking the queen all day

tfw leafslave
youtube.com/watch?v=R3Mt2E1M6dU

>Why yes, I do own SimAnt Legacy as part of the Maxis SimClassics suite!

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We need food the colony is dying you FUCKING antcels

All ants that are workers or do anything useful to ant society are female. This thread is inaccurate because every poster here would be the Queen’s personal fucktoy that wouldn’t even be allowed outside the colony.

Overwatch is fun with friends. You sound like a bitter worker cuck

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i thought that was bees

Thought i looked cute in this

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>DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 15% OF THE ANT POPULATION...

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G A R D E N
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It’s the same for nearly all hive based insects. Females do all the work and males only exist as cum deposits for the Queen.

I wish I was the queen, bros..

Argentine ant is master race
Non-Argentine ants will seethe
our super colony will continue to stretch across the known world and all other ants will be exterminated

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This is a pattern for many social-based animals. Only hominids and apes have social castes where the male is typically dominant. Very interesting stuff.

>Be male ant
>knock up the queen, eat whatever and play vidya all day

Sounds nice

Like 200 of our guys have been running around in a circle all day. I'm gonna go join them and see what's up. Everyone follow me

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You will have the entire female ant population hating you for only fucking the Queen and not them as well as for living life on easy mode too.

bros I think someone fucked with our hormones again, quick, start killing the retards

Underrated post

HELP M

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=oaSK6Fa3jbM

>she
anton...

I never realized how bad I want a ant based video game until now. One where you build a colony, have different species of ants to choose from etc. I guess it would be like an RTS/TD kinda game.

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h-help me m-my children

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youtube.com/watch?v=4A1VAPb0fHQ

I want a bug game so bad bros

ANT BROS
THE QUEEN WILL NEVER CARE FOR WHAT HE DID, NO ONE WILL EVER LEARN THE TRUTH
HIS STORY HIS LAST STAND WILL LIVE ON ONLY IN OUR HEARTS
EVERYTHING HE DID
HE DID FOR HIS COLONY
HE GAVE UP HIS LIFE AND HIS HONOR FOR HIS FELLOW ANTS
HE WAS A REAL HERO
HE WAS A TRUE WORKER ANT

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youtube.com/watch?v=XxKeT4EHJZo

Guys, do what I say and I'll give you all free sugarcubes.

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haha le fungus meme am I cool yet mites?

>male ant
>soldier

Rods shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.

WATCH OUT

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Oh I forgot to send my pic my bad

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*WHIRRRRRRRRR*
NOOOO I NEED TO DELIVER THE FOOD

Same. There are probably a bunch out there that I just don't know exist. The closest I can think of is something like Pikmin. I mean I know games like Earth Defense Force exist but I'm thinking more of a management game where you play as the ants more in the vain of Pikmin.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Since we're all NEET master race how are you fellow antbros spending all your free time?
I just learned how to carve my name into the wall with my dick.

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I just walked on shit then walked all over a humans food AMA

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ITS MY TURN TO FUCK THE QUEEN TODAYYYY
AAAAAAAAAA IM SO FUKKIN HYPE

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>work all day milking aphids
>no ant husband
>queen sits all day on her fat ass
>100 ant husbands

I’m convinced that males aren’t even sentient at this point. Do they even have any sort of internal dialogue?

Grrr I'm ant

That's not nice

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All I can think of is that one Animals. episode where the queen ant laughs about making a mom make out with her son.

im an army ant and im here to take ur shit, fuck your women (to death), and steal your eggs

Uh oh guys the human is walking over to the anthill with his pants off again

fuck off you are in argentine ant borders
youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2tqah0PFc

HOLY SMOKES, A GIANT JUST STEPPED ON OUR DOOR. SWARM IT

SWARM IT

Hey ant Yea Forumsros come down here nothing suspicious there's some good shit down I
hear I swear

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cozy af i'll go in

i'm watching from the mound in the northern yard. the human is penetrating the nest with its vestigial meat feeler

i'm not gonna lie its convulsing like a bird with a dozen of us in its ass, i think you guys are fucked

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>Total War : Ants

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

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are we all just okay with the queen selling her nectar to other hives? doesnt that make us mega cucks since she hatched us

fuck bros white water rained upon the anthill it's all going to shit if we were red ants this wouldn't have happened

click click gnash

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I didn't vote for her

An user left a pepperjack block on the kitchen counter, shall we seize it?

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thorax or gtfo

SWARM IT

fuck off we're full

i mean no don't swarm it it's just a sponge, honest

SWARM IT ANYWAYS. WE'LL MAKE IT REGRET STEPPING ON OUR TURF

Hong Kong berongs to China! Atheist void bless Xi Jingping! Scrape those baby remains from the road!

at least offer me some nectar first gnash gnash

>See ant friend
>Approach and start wiggling antennae to communicate
>Why do your pheromones smell off
>Face splits open
>i am kill
>no

hong kong control by white dog

hong kong at roads end and will be remove from white dog grasp

rightful chinese clay and to china it belong

WE HAVE TO LET MORE COCKROACHES IN TO THE KITCHEN, THEY'RE GOOD BUGS WE SHOULDN'T EAT THEIR KIND THERE'S ENOUGH SCRAPS FOR ALL OF US!

Oh fuck it's gonna RAIN BROS
ITS HAPPENING
EVERYBODY START GOING APESHIT

OH GOD NO TELL MY WAIFU I LOVED HER

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nice thread

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why
forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2016/02/01/ant-simulator-cancelled-after-devs-blow-kickstarter-funds-on-booze-and-strippers/

>"Check out how hard I can pee"

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>Tfw no antgf to let you drink her pee
Feels bad, I'm tired of the queen, she fucks like a tranny.

>*distant clicking sounds*

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any fellow /mushroom farmer/ lads about

UNIT REPORTING

>Like when a boat starts sinking and people start bailing out water
>But instead you drink your fill and piss it all out along with hundreds of others
Nature is so fucking weird. Why don't our fictional works reflect this weirdness?

i'm the new queen and i demand everyone to lend me your videogames so i can play them

Imagine if that shit could happen to cats and dogs

barbarians, they will be killed when our glorious argentine super colony decides it

>yellow, black and red health bar
this is too advanced for me

EDF! EDF!

GUYS, I JUST FOUND A CUM SPOT, QUICK EVERYONE FOLLOW ME

YOURE A GURL ANT!

*sticks tongue in ur mound*

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Guys the reddit colony is trying to invade us again, can we please for once actually get them to stay away

post larva porn, that will do the trick

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NOOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS ANT BROS

Worker ants are female

Sup nerds we're gonna go raid the humans and lynch the nigger ants who's with us

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lewd

IM GOING TO BITE THE KID

its better for termite males since not only do they do nothing but fuck the queen, they also get to live much longer (most male ants only live for a few hours). Being a termite king is probably the most chad existence since you have females that feed you just so you can fuck other females for the rest of your life.

This could be a crossover between Ant Yea Forums and Hishimura Yea Forums

>Red ant queen: 2-6 year lifespan
>Black ant queen: 15 year lifespan
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

pink ants deserve death

The Argentine super colony will kill all pink ants for the glory of the colony

>he
but user were all girls

What the fuck someone keeps pouring molten metal in our hive
youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI

oh please that is childs play
youtube.com/watch?v=A042J0IDQK4

>a single colony
kek the argentine super colony will never die

Drone here, reminder that I hate every last one of you. Peace out, work hard.

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worker ants are all female, user.

Day of the armadillo soon you fucking red faggots

Fucking red nectarfags.

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those are argentine ants

Sim Ant for the Dosbox lol

okay watch this young ant get defiled by her older sister

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MOOOOOOODS

US ILATES ARE ROYALTY

holy fuck look at the size of her metasoma

is there a more pathetic fetish?

Hey guys what's going on in this thread

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>3dpd

Ant Wario.

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Sucky sucky fucky fucky
Wonton

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE YOUNG ANT HATCHLING CONSENTED SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX, SHE IS BASICALLY OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX AND SHOULD BECAUSE SHE PASSED PUBERTY

A likely story. Come quietly the queen would like a word with you

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Bros,an illate sent out to start a new colony was captured and is in an ant farm and has started her colony in enslavement,should we free them?
The kid is nice to them though and feeds them...should we form a mega multi queen colony with them so we can get the kids food and live free well pretending to be enslaved?

Wait a second... That ant....
THAT'S THE QUEEN BEFORE HER CORONATION!

Cope harder, farmcel

Are they Argentine ants or non Argentine ant subsects?

We regret to inform you the queen has committed suicide, don't ask any questions

EDF!

Wasp chad coming through. You faggy ants will NEVER have a successful queen and colony.

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that makes me feel even shittier for killing the worker ants that come in my house. They have to go out and do all the work while these assholes just sit pretty letting them risk their lives for food.

user the illate is from our colony there the same species as us

shut up wasp you are fucking subsect a FUCKING SUBSECT COCKROACH

What I wouldn't give for an updated Sim Ant game.

Get in here antbros, it's time. US east.
antwar.io/play/

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extremely based and redpilled game

store.steampowered.com/app/463530/Empires_of_the_Undergrowth/

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Why yes I'm a vegan. How did you know?

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Don't mind me guys, just doing absolutely nothing at all.

Guys, this feels fishy but this scorpion wants to join us. Do we kill him or do we let him sit outside of our place and be a guard?

Yea Forums ant king here
fuck you Yea Forums

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No swarm him

swarm this faggot too

What happened to that ant colony online game that was posted here some months ago?

Nvm it's this one

antwar.io?invite=f60b47f0e77e1de1-60c2d67b8853f09240769d729b94c5de

This is how the 90% of the colony will die

Ants are one of the most interesting living beings, it's pretty amazing how they think on a group mentality rather than an individual.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Anteaters walk on their sideways fists?

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dudes im enjoying destiny 2

If god doesn't exist, then someone explain to me how a mammal evolved specifically to be dedicated only to eat ants

Is there a, SINGLE, good ant colony game?

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Man wtf joined midgame and shit was fucked

In order to keep their claws from being worn down by walking. Note that this is only done by anteaters that are ground-dwelling, arboreal anteaters use their claws to grip branches as well as rip open nests.

The simulator with the dude that wasted it all on booze and hookers

Millions of years of adapting and passing on genes.

Male ants die soon after mating. What you'd want be is a termite king, they live for almost as long as the queen.

Genes and cells don't do this without "purpose"

>killing ants
Why? They literally pickup and remove crumbs for you, do you prefer waiting for the cockroaches to do that job? Unless they dig a hole in your wall and build a colony, no reason to hurt ants.

cordyceps welcome

Plus ants are generally cleaner insects than anything else out there

Blue is a bunch of niggers

Orange are just idiots
>hiding your queen
Enjoy having no eggs

There is no higher purpose, there is no racing for a supreme goal. There is only existing and adapting.

If they don't they don't reproduce as much as the ones that do retard.

Yes there is, because the rules of nature to make things progress are fundamentals that cannot be explained, that can only be attributed to a higher purpose.

Well, this is it Yea Forums, i think just gonna end it here.
>epstien shit has made me lose all hope
>just lost over $4999 in stocks
>family wants to kill me
>keep hearing niggers and fags giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every almosr day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

>inb4 go out in a blaze of glory
No, not going to ruin other peoples lives.
>inb4 why dont you make your own thread
ISP is blocked by jannies. so just posting this in first thread i see.
>inb4 is there anything i can do to change your mind
Nope, its Happening.

stream link:
pastebin.com/0KDJz076

~vm

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Nature adapts and evolves or dies. That's it.

explain vestigial limbs dickhead

But why

To continue existing. Not to serve some higher being or become a higher being, but solely to exist.

red herring by god so he can send gullible idiots like you straight to hell

Spiders are niggers

Uhhhhh

Never said evolution was perfect, but it's complex enough to be PURELY accidental.
But to exist, things have to be set in motion and rules created to they can follow their path, solely existing is reasonable but nothing forms just because.

the only ants that are male are the ones in the queens chambers

nobody gives a shit you dumb nigger

nigger we're trying to talk about ants here, go post in another thread and wait another ten minutes

Why do you kiss the feet of a tyrant that created sentient beings with the only intention of gaslighting them into being unquestioning morally-bankrupt sycophants?

I WANT RO FUCK THE QUEEN SO BAD
Worker ants are all female
The queen also only gets impregnated once in her life, and gives birth to the whole colony from that one time having sex

Hey guys, bee chad here, have you guys even made any honey?
Oh no wait, you can't, because your a bunch of lazy free-loaders that have to scavenge for shit like berries and have to bite shit.
Meanwhile us chads are making high-quality, long-lasting food and we're cooking up those armored, small-dicked wasp cucks too.
Stay mad, antfags, Bee-chad out.

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>h-haya!

>god is a tyrant
Not him but it's possible, i believe in god but not in any human religion god, is only more fascinating if you think about it.

What are your thoughts on the Ant stages in zombies ate my neighbors?

youtube.com/watch?v=3oF9NeU8MYc

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It's the fucking kikes of the ant world.

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Did you say some shit, Baka Gaijin motherfucker?

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get fucked cyan team

>actually serving the queen

> chad
> has mites

Enjoy the slow death of your colony bro

yeah you fucking heard me you small-breasted jap, we roasted your shitty sister.
What the fuck are you gonna do about it?

>not serving the queen
I bet you believe in shit like individuality

I dare you to keep on living you fucking coward

So when do we go back and take over the mother colony?

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empire of the undergrowth

Me and MY FUCKING BOYS COMING IN, 私はあなたの全体の植民地を殺し、あなたの子供を食べるつもりです

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fuck ants. I wish theyd fuck off, they don't even realize I'm killing 50 of their friends at a time when they show up in large numbers.

pikmin boss-looking mother fucker

bruh
>IF THING IS COMPLEX IN MUST BE HIGER BEING
go commit an hero, or get white pilled

I sweep my floors so there are no crumbs

Why can't it be?

Wait.
It seems plausible.

are you begging for roaches to come

>communal peeing
Imagine if we did this as a species haha
That would be crazy

Kind of like the tranny virus?
Wants to infect other people and ends up killing itself.

cute

Excuse me? I'm a male who accidentally stumbled out of the queen's chambers and whats a video game

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No evidence

Look in all honesty I could give less of shit what you believe. Unless you go and try it force it on others (LIKE YOU JUST DID) I could care less. Just lie down and wait for your ideas of bygone era to die.

>474044513
Reminder to report reddit cancer like this so the soldiers can kill them.

Only (you) can stop parasites from sitting up the colony Yea Forums.

BY CHRIST COME HERE AND FUCK ME!!!!!!!

you didn't see cordyceps because it's not there, back to work

>forced it on others
You replied first, nobody told you to challenge my beliefs so you sure cared enough.
>no evidence
Fair, but I asked you why it can't be, no why it isn't.

>antwar.io?invite=f60b47f0e77e1de1-60c2d67b8853f09240769d729b94c5de

Get in here. Decently full game.

>ideas of a bygone era
Imagine being this ignorant

FUCK BUGS
FUCK WASPS
BUT MOST OF ALL
FUCK HUMANS

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FUCK CENTINIGGERS

>If god doesn't exist, then someone explain to me how a mammal evolved specifically to be dedicated only to eat ants
yeah lol no
alright give me proof of your spaghetti monster

*tips*

how do i get rid of ants

Impregnator or GTFO

don't there useful and help clean up food before the fucking roach niggers show up

Are you ready to take over the house?
I'd say the house represents another board and use their name, but I'd bet you all the new queens in the colony that a mod would mistake it for a call for a real raid and I'd get banned.

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youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI

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> nobody has ever deduced a higher power / order in the world independent of doctrine or from a position of skepticism
>religious experiences " are not a universal cultural element of humanity undergone by believers and secular folks alike
If you have any genuine interest in understanding the mindset of people who feel that there is something more " I would highly recommend The Abolition of Man by C . S . Lewis , Easy to read and very short ( ~ 100 pages ) , not explicitly religious / Christian , frames the conflict of rational / humanist perspective vs . the " natural order " in a general way that can easily be applied to the modern zeitgeist . Doesn ' t make arguments based on dogma and is in fact harshly critical of indoctrination from the start .

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>Don't know how Drones and New Queens works.

Hey guys.
Let's storm beehive 51 on sep 20th i heard they got larvae and honey hidden away in there.
They can't stop all of us.

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But I saw it with my own eyes, on a twig over the colony!

How is that post forcing anything? You replied willingly, were we conversating one on one each other?

>Meanwhile in Ant Colony Yea Forums...

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you're delusional, it's not there

grasshopper here, why don't ants simply hollow out an ape man and pilot it around?
it could work
it could definitely work

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Thanks looks interesting wasn't expectation to get anything out of that.

but i already understand. I was a former MEGA CHRISTION, but then the "rapture" happened.
I was expecting to die in all honesty. I felt betrayed to the core. So much so I stopped believing, it wasn't instant but it took around 5 years.

PINK RULES, FUCK BLUE AND BLACK NIGGANTS

You took a combative stance you have no one to blame but yourself. I simply humored you.

U jealous, ant boi?

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I'm sure to defeat you due to my superior speed!

No im not how would you handle a swarm of us, say thirty

antwar.io?invite=f60b47f0e77e1de1-ec460fc7cbeeabec8c9257b15c84b0f5

>i got baited but it was on purpose guise ;))
Apex underage.

to much even for ant colonies, that and they start rotting

what is this mindwreck of a trainfuck

Fair, i wanted to talk with somebody with diferent perspective but posting a message on a discussion imageboard doesn't mean forcing anything to nobody, you're the only responsible for feeling "invaded".

no I simply wanted to see where the conversation went.
Do you ever just talk to people about complex ideas, or just and do something just for the sake of it.
Do you engage with others socially?

Ah yes merely pretending to be retarded, a classic here on Yea Forums(nel)

I don't feel invaded, well combative stance is to munch of term, a term would be question I knew if I tried too answer It would not go anywhere but I did so anyways

Well there's your answer, i know i'll not change everybody but i'm as puzzled as my opposites about their ways of looking at things, so i can say i'm satisfied with our exchange.

Why hello my fellow ants, how do you do?

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ATTENTION EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

AN ENEMY ARMY IS TAKING OVER THE COLONY

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Why would ants show up if there are no crumbs?

Well it was genuinely fun talking to my opposite. Some call me weird for doing this, but I find it fun going and talking to people that have opposite views to mine. It helps me grow as a person and while this conversation went to nowhere it was fun.

Agreed

Sure for the last one, I wouldn't mind mating with a cute human girl, not so sure about the other two tho, sounds pretty messed up.

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"Hey worky boi, lift me to yo queen, it's tough having to drag around a dick this big to impregnate your queen and having you guys to raise to offspring eh?"

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So was that anthill abandoned or did he just murder the entire colony?

they leave pheromone trails that cause more ants to follow.

well lets stop talking and start laughing at funny gamer ants

why yes, its the closest thing I will find in male contact

BDAC (BIG DRIVER ANT COCK)

Is it worth it having your wings ripped off though?

Oh so that's what demiurge is.

#blacked

Army ant BVLL here.
I bet you dronelets don't even father hundreds of millions of daughters.

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I still don't get how this is video games but whatever

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American cheese is fascinating

Unironically good shit.

because we were playing an ant themed game read the thread?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave-making_ant

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>this is what atheists actually believe

anybody played the ants vs thermites sourcemod?

>antheists

best ants

>calling us a collective
>while you believe in resurrecting Jews

*hits pipe*

I keep saying this in some of the /an/ threads and it gets explained to me.
I get the principle of it, but I just can not conceive the evolutionary path of the more complex mimicry some animals have.
I can accept that the spider is similar color to the ants either because the environment they live in favors red/brown tones.
I can sort of realize it being a thin sticc because all the fatter ones got picked off by predators while the thinner ones could evade predators by hiding next to the ant colonies.
But I can not conceptualize how those black "eye" spots could have formed. Is it also a case of thousand if not millions of generations of spiders that look sort of like that one ant picked off by predators that lead to this? Does that mean the original ants are not tasty or something?
Also, don't ants mostly function on pheromones? So does it mimic that too or what?

DARE YOU ENTER MY MAGICAL REALM?

>Believing in a reddit comic
cringe

>don't eat anything in my room, rarely drink anything sugary
>ants keep coming in through my window at the THIRD STORY OF MY APARTMENT

WHY

WHY ARE THEY HERE
THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU

This is a kino game.
youtube.com/watch?v=LPFrvBdo5T0

Why there is a thread about small dinosaurs?

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More?

I don't even believe it

You're literally a retarded satanist, congrats.

Man I miss that smell.
Back when I lived in the countryside with wood ants. Cities don't have wood ants.

>Yea Forums during April fools.

this is a thread about ants, shut up with your arguing, the conversation is going nowhere, go back to your echo chambers, and let us laugh at funny gamer ants.

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>FUCKING MINIFAGS

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I just want to see the comic because it looks interesting.

I agree its interesting but go reverse image search it

It is fascinating how the element of the social parasite has managed to emerge in both humans and ants. It might be something that a large enough social system inherently brings forth, as once the social system reaches a significant enough size, it can begin to sustain itself despite the lack of contribution from a significant portion of it's members.

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>randomly spider is born looking kinda similar to an ant
>this is beneficial cuz it kinda helps you catch ants
>this helps spider survive and thus breed and pass on its mutation.
>repeat until spider looks very similar to ant
its a bit of an oversimplification, but thats the gist.

Soon to be one second nigger

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don't say randomly they will insert god in it

What is one of our larvae doing out of the brood chambers? Come on little guy lets get you back home so you can grow up to serve the colony.

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maybe it once had a faint or splotchy pattern, which gradually got more clear and accurate.
maybe it does have pheromones to help it fit in, or maybe it doesn't need pheromones because it only mimics to hide from predators. i dont know about this specific spider myself but even if i did research it there's still a lot of things which arent known for sure with animals

Believing is higher purpose requires more assumptions than believing there's no real purpose. Our understanding of evolution and biology would suggest adaptations happen with no guidance simply by natural filters, but the idea of an outside being influencing natural processes isn't impossible, just unfounded.

There is no unquestionable truths in this world, just varying degrees of assumptions. If you actually care about convincing people besides yourself that there is more than just natural processes, then it's your responsibility to provide evidence to make your assumptions the most reasonable assumptions.

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oops

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EDF! EDF!

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I wonder if there is an actual reason for their idleness that is not currently apparent. It's possible they may have some function not obvious under laboratory settings, like clearing up invasive insects or removing corpses of soldier ants/invaders after colony wars so that normal workers can keep cultivating food uninterrupted.
Only an idea, I don't actually know.

Interesting, but what decided the natural filters, how did they come to be? Why did the universe start, why would anything exist with or withoutpurpouse, why would a spec of dust in the cosmos assume that it can truely know that it has purpouse or not base on the limited information he has, instead of learning from the past and understanding that acting like a peasant that thinks he knows better is no way to act if they with to truely be ready for the future and instead accept that both are possibilities and taking either as more than theory that could change with time or may very well never receive a satisfactory answer, who knows, I have no presumption to be all knowing or that humanity is enlightened enough to know for certain or offer a good enough answer to such a big question when we still don't fully know the planet we live on, let alone the entire universe, any and all realities that may or may not be, if there is or isn't a multiverse, if the universe will end, reproduce and so on.

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>wanting to fuck the queen
That's pretty fucking gay.

Please learn how to end your sentences m8.

One retard ant made its way in, found something and soon other ants started following which leave their trail and so on
I once woke up with ants running around my pillow. They had climbed a vine all the way up to the 4th floor and through the balcony into my room.
To their defence I did in fact have crumbs in my room so it was my own fault.
Try lacing your window with that anti-ant stuff so they can't get in and maybe try cleaning around your window with rubbing alcohol, that should help I think.
I get the process of natural selection and environments role within it. I get that animals, especially bugs and arachnids have short lifespawns + very big litters of children, so they have very quick generational turnaround.
I can see certain body parts growing bigger or smaller or changing shape for the sake of functionality.
I can see color shifts happening as a result of certain colors being selected against in any given environment.
Its just hard to put the two together and have physical cosmetic changes happen that result in complex mimicry.
I am not calling it impossible, just hard to comprehend, where it is the result of simple generational variation
>You have 10 children, some are bigger some smaller, bigger ones have harder time, more of the smaller ones survive
>Your children have 10 children, again some are bigger some smaller, and again more of the smaller ones survive
and where it is a major mutation(basically an evolutionary fluke)
>You have 10 children, for some reason 3 have a black spot on top of their heads
>Turns out the local predators think black spots look gross, so over several generations black spotted dependents outnumber the normal ones

*ahem*
Attention everyone, this is your queen speaking. Fuck the black ants, we wage war tomorrow.

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came in this thread to see if people still played this

thats india 4u haha

>What decides those natural filters
not sure what you mean by this but I think you mean weading out evolutionary dead ends then its pretty obvious
>why did the universe start
do you know
>why would anything exist with or withoutpurpose
ah shit not this again. Look you need to understand this. I understand its hard to find meaning in this world, but please don't find that meaning in imaginary friends. You make your own meaning, make your own destiny. For you are human and are free to do whatever you please. Not because of some higher power, but by some chance. A 1-10000000000000000000000000000000000 chance that you grew sentience and can have conversations like this. Now I know your gonna prescribe this chance to a higher power but don't. It's some retard thousands of years ago trying to make you join his kool kids klub.
but it ended

Bullet ants report in,we spot a wasp nest,should we attack?

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based

By what decided the filters I basically mean, what made evolution what it is, why does it work the way it does, why isn't it better, worse, can it even be better/worse, what makes it happen.
>Imaginary friends
See if you're gonna treat the other side like that, don't be surprised if they treat you the same, I personalyl am uncertain if there is or isn't such a thing, if there is what religion is corret if any. And considering I feel like there's no possible way to truely know, I also feel like it would be unfair to act like a specific religion is right, over another or that people that think there is no higher being are right either. It's your choice if you want to think there's nothing or perhaps that nothing happens after death or that something does and that a specific religion is correct. Personally I try to do what I feel is right/good/kind/helpful/reasonable/merciful regardless of religion. And if I were to discover one day that God is real and he's the islamist version of God that approves of killing, beating and hating people that do anything against his teaching or to those who don't share the religion most accurate to his desires. Then I'd continue to try and be the person I want to be regardless, even if a deity is going to punish me for it.

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>what made evolution what it is
Please look up what evolution is before asking trying to ask questions

They want to watch movies with you

Yes. All wasps must die

>Female
Genderless.

>what made evolution what it is?
1.Organisms change over time through:
a. Mutations
b. Offspring being a mixture of parents genetics.

Things that survive reproduce and things that die don't reproduce. Example:
a. Offspring with genes that make their legs longer can outrun predators better than their peers. Those peers reproduce less often due to the fact that they are eaten more often. After many generations, that species generally has longer legs as most or all of that population carries the gene for longer legs.

Generation #1 Average Leg Length: 3ft ---------> Generation #150 Average Leg Length: 3.3ft

A basic understanding of genetics and a dose of critical thinking is all you really need to have an acceptable understanding of evolution.

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The process by which different kinds of living organism are believed to have developed from earlier forms during the history of the earth. Does this answer what triggered to start of this development? Why it even exists?

Boxxy!

I understand that, but why, Why change, why exist, why even have life to begin with, what's the point of said life evolving in to anything other than single cell organisms who are better at surviving in the current enviroment?

Organic life is a huge and tasteless joke.

*suck you ass*

Achievable natty?

So you're saying the purpouse of life is humor?

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Have work, Antcel

NOOO, I WANT TO EAT SCAVANGED GRASSHOPPER AND STARE AT THE QUEEN PONDERING EXISTENCE, YOU WORKSLAVES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO ACTUALLY THINK, PONDER LIFE'S QUESTIONS! REEEEEEEE

>Why did things progress past single cellular organisms

Because a mutation in a single cell organism resulted in the conditions that created the first multicellular organism. Those resulting multicellular organisms survived and reproduced.

You’re really asking why things mutate and why creatures reproduce. Things mutate because of accidents in the reproductive cycle. Things reproduce because things that didn’t reproduce stop existing, so the only thing left is creatures that reproduce. The conditions that created the first thing that could reproduce is speculative science so there’s no much use of asking a question no one knows the answer to.

no i'm treating you the way you treat us.

what would you do, adapt or die.

>see drone getting eaten by queen
god I wish that were me

Antfags btfo

There is no reason. We exist, simply because some chemical reaction eons ago started a cycle that kept self perpetuating itself and over countless millenia, in countless different environments, and in constant competition for the necessary chemicals of life needed for the continuation of this cycle, what once was mere chemicals changed via natural selection into the untold number of myriad forms among which we also belong.

so I guess all the other porn/bait/pedo threads are videogames.
uh

Wasps are superior to ants in every conceivable way.
Look at this perfection of form.

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>gets born with brain cancer

They are attracted by semen.

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>BugBonk

???

WHY WOULD YOU PICK THAT THING UP

nice evidence bro

Remember that .io multiplayer ant game?

read the goddamn thread

>HEY WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHORTS? I WANT THEM!

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Why adapt past single cell stage tho, just fight at a celular level for supremacy? Why pass that stage?
Well that's the thing tho, if no one has the answer about one thing why presume we know the answer to another instead of simply agree that we don't know for sure yet, and all we've got is theories, when it comes to things like deaties. There's also the question of when did life first start existing, how did it already have the know how to reproduce in it's dna, and so on, I feel like waving the hand and saying "Nah there is no higher being, is about on the same level as saying, "there is a god no question about it." same with what happens after death. Feels like a bunch of jumping to conclusions, at least at the moment.

>You
>Us
I'm not really on either side, nor approve of treating you like your wrong. I respect the points of view within reason (aka, if you start hurting or worse people because of your views, it's times to stop)

The hate towards spiders and ant eaters must stop, you need to be more tolerant.

And the rules of the universe, natural selection happening, dna being what it is, what the chemical reaction was before and how it came to be? That's not much of an answer even if it's accurate when it comes down to the main question, nor does it denote the absence of reason.

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Wow cephalopodist!

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I don't think that there is an answer to that. None that we can at least prove to be absolutely true. We gotta make our own meaning and reason in this world or lose hope and wait for death's embrace.

>Supposedly they start ignoring you in great enough numbers, and in ever greater numbers will start biting.
Nice try m8, but you're going in the glass and then you're getting deported outside!

>pissing in an ocean of piss

W-wEeE SshOUlD, C-C-COoOOnUUuUMe M-MoRe, M-MuSHrOOmS, DON'T EAT- I-I M-mEaN, F-fOLlOw mE, F-FRiEnDs, I K-KNoOOow, tHiS MAzINg S-SssSSPoT!

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>I wonder if there is an actual reason for their idleness
This to me seems way more plausible.

Considering that all the ants are related to one another and generally do not reproduce; therefore survival of an individual ant/ idleness is not a quality that would be intuitively adaptive.

How do you do fellow ants?
Won't you join with me?

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M-m-m-m-MONSTER KILL

*drops can of RAID on ants_nest.map

>what's the point of said life evolving in to anything other than single cell
One idea postulates that solitary cells were easier to predate than cells which could chemically attract one another.

Whats the point? I personally find the idea that we/ our bodies are instruments for the purpose of replicating genes very persuasive.

Alright and the point of those genes existance is ? Just to try and exist? Where did they start ? And why?

I think if I get 10 bros to help me out, we can move this puppy. I think it's cooler ranch.

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>Chad ants
It's a colony of incels and one thot.

>holy shit a stick!
>quickly everyone, everyone piss on it!
>*PSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Remember me?

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>90% of Ants are female

Alright girls, who is raiding the crumbs?

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Who will win?
>ten pieces of rice
>An entire colony of ants

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Im gonna work my way up the ranks to become queen!

These beecucks never expected the bridge tactic! GOGOGO

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Fucking horrifying. Imagine if there was something like this for mammals, even humans. Fucking nightmare fuel

>point of those genes existance
>Just to try and exist
They exist because their effect propagates themselves through the effect they have on our bodies.
>Where did they start ?
Long story and I am not an expert, but as I understand it, at some point before cells existed, spontaneous interactions created presumably all kinds of biological compounds. It is thought that through chance replicating biological compounds formed which then expanded (by nature of being able to replicate) and presumably also evolved as the replicators competed for resources and likely also could destroy each other.
> And why?
No idea, I don't think there is a why.

hey guys, just follow me, ok?

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Is it my turn to fuck the queen yet?

FILTHY ANTS
WE WILL DESTROY YOU

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they took after the chinks

thic

>there is no good Dwarf Fortress/ Rimworld type game but managing an ant colony
why brehs?

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Yo guys, remember when we were stuck in this wacky ass game for like a week or two?

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>you will end because we demand it

HQ GIVE ME AN AIRSTRIKE

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I'm noticing a pattern..

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Prepare yourselves for our arrival

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Guys I've been stuck inside of this LCD screen for three hours now and I'm starting to get scared

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don't feel too bad user, ants the number one killer of caterpillar which means thanks to ants you got less butterflies making your garden more beautiful

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
*SMACKS PINCHERS*
SO WAT YU SAYIN ISSSSSSSSS
*SLURPS ON SMALL PIECE OF WATERMELON FROM PICNIC*

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Yo i'm about to steal this user's crumbs watch this shit lol

What about lions? Or wolves?

If I remember correctly they were fire ants, so nothing of value was lost

>It is fascinating how the element of the social parasite has managed to emerge in both humans and ants. It might be something that a large enough social system inherently brings forth, as once the social system reaches a significant enough size, it can begin to sustain itself despite the lack of contribution from a significant portion of it's members.

Its just game theory. You see the same stuff in bacteria colonies even, leeching of other colonies instead of cooperating

Speaking of, is Sim Ant any good? What other ant simulation games are there?

youtube.com/watch?v=fv3j5rggxHU

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>
>Fucking horrifying. Imagine if there was something like this for mammals, even humans. Fucking nightmare fuel

There is

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man i can't wait till i get home after a long day of being a drone so that i can eat those crumbs that i've collected

Do ants sleep? Serious question

My mum said she was at a train station once and saw a wasp and a bee get into a fight, and the wasp cut the bee into two halves with its stinger.

yes

Termite genocide when?

How long do they sleep? Do they sleep in shifts?

They take micro-sleeps about 20 times per day

Wow I didnt know that. I wonder if they have dreams

>That feel when the ants you've been attacking begin to outsmart you

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OH NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TIP OF HIS ABDOMEN
*WHEEZE*

People keep calling me a rare shiny, i just want to build a nest

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>The caterpillar of a dainty alcon blue butterfly (Maculinea alcon) from Denmark uses its glands to fool foraging worker ants into taking it back to their nest. Once inside, the caterpillar kills and eats ant larvae while the guard ants rest calmly nearby. In fact the ants actually mistake the pink-colored caterpillar for one of their own larvae, and give it food and care. Eventually the caterpillar transforms into a pupa, but still remains underground under the protection of the ants. Only once it emerges as an adult butterfly do the ants recognize it as an enemy and attack it, so the butterfly must quickly exit the anthill before it is discovered.

That's pretty badass for a butterfly

>Why adapt past single cell stage tho, just fight at a celular level for supremacy? Why pass that stage?
They didnt choose to, more complex individuals have a better chance at survival, so more complex bacteria survive and have even more complex descendants, who have a better shot at passing on their genes than more simple ones, and so on

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That’s a cockroach game

ANTS
I HATE ANTS

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A VULCAN GUN

>Well that's the thing tho, if no one has the answer about one thing why presume we know the answer to another
Sure, I have no problem with not knowing especially when it comes to something that happened billions of years ago. Regardless, while the god theory can’t be discounted completely, it’s less credible compared to other abiogenesis theories developed by learned scientists.

hail queen

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without the napkin I would think that thing was enormous.