>They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you.. you will be worse...
Touhou 17 thread
Lucas Allen
Michael Flores
I cant believe Reimu just went on another genocidal rampage
Owen Moore
I want to conquer in the name of this cute cake god!
Henry Taylor
>I can't believe water is wet
Charles Bell
>villain was actually im the right
WTF ZUN
James Anderson
Nathan Garcia
Julian Roberts
>it's actually your character that's the boss
Josiah Taylor
I can't manage to capture the final Stage 4 spellcard for the life of me even on normal. What is the secret?
Tyler Brown
I know absolutely nothing about Touhou other than the music (which I do like quite a bit) I've heard from playing various rhythm games. I'm not a weeb by any means. I'm also not really into anime and I'm not a waifufag.
Should I jump into the series?
Nolan Flores
Don't go inside the rings.
Brody Price
Jeremiah Nguyen
DOKTOR
TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS
Austin Evans
They're fun shmups with a somewhat novel focus on smaller bosses with puzzle-like attacks rather than big space ships with guns. If you like shmups, you could do worse. If you hate shmups these won't change your mind.
Justin Russell
Waifufaggotry and weeby stuff mainly comes from secondaries. The games themselves are pure shmup goodness with minimal fanservice. I'd say give it a shot.
David Jenkins
So how hard is it? LoLK tier?
Zachary Davis
RIP AND TEAR, REIMU HAKUREI.
UNTIL
IT
IS
DONE...
Anthony Rodriguez
Way easier
Brody Flores
Fuck off, master shake.
Evan Cooper
Like, MoF easy accounting for the gimmick? Somewhere around there maybe
Brandon Carter
Otter is MoF tier
everything else is PCB tier
Carson Wright
What the fuck is Raymoo's problem lads?
Bentley Rodriguez
It was a weird decision from Nagoshi to make a yakuza game and not have a single character anyone knew
Also hell is a weird setting, what happened to Kamurocho?
Landon Parker
Is she a cake? For me, she looks more like a lolibaba
Matthew Ward
Should've donated my dude.
William Scott
Poverty
Sebastian Bell
CALL ME DORK ONE MORE TIME
Brody Walker
Gotta vent the frustration of putting up with everyone's shit somehow
Isaac Morgan
She's stuck dealing with inhuman bullshit day in and day out, never receives thanks of any kind for saving them from a literal apocalyptic disaster, and everyone just wonders into her home at any day of the year while being a massive pain in the ass, no wonder she is grumpy all the time.
Gavin Fisher
Zombies happened bro, Zombies happened.
Isaac Davis
No one can thank her because she doesn't actually finish the jobs and just lets all the monsters hang around her shrine all day.
Juan Nguyen
fuck off Reimu
James Watson
howdy
Wyatt White
Reimu just kicks asses every once in a while and then she gets to be alone drinking tea and booze for the rest of the year
The ones that actually have it hard are the bullied slaves, like Youmu, Reisen and Ran
Wyatt Myers
Fuck off youmu, you bring that dumb shit on yourself.
Nathan Garcia
What the fuck is Youmu's problem
Kevin Smith
>like taking candy from a baby, which of course, I'm fine with
Dork can't even be edgy right
Chase Williams
Donate you Fucking village faggot.
James Rivera
Udon and Myon deserve the shit they get.
The one whi S5 boss who get off scotfree is Sakuya.
Daniel Hall
how about you ask one of the freaks hanging out at your shrine all day dipshit
Levi Miller
what touhou should I play first
Mason Phillips
LoLK.
Zachary Edwards
7's a decent choice. It's pretty forgiving, the border system lets you eat hits for free pretty regularly, some of the characters/shots are really strong so they work as crutches. Unlike 6 it has a visible hitbox.
Jordan Torres
She's had enough
Lucas Kelly
IT'S TIME FOR JACK TO LET IT RIP!
John Sanchez
Youmu Does a Mob Hit
James Jackson
English patch wen
David Martinez
Howdy!
Austin Evans
Already
Justin Hughes
I refuse to accept there are no anons who know Japanese. Every time a new game comes out we bitch about there being no translations until thcrap trannies translate it then we bitch about thcrap trannies forcing reddit memes into them.
Landon Young
I just ran the tranny patcher and most of the achievements aren't translated. Stage 4 boss also only has her spellcards translated as Marisa Eagle
Thomas Rodriguez
But ZUN's the head priest of the Hakurei shrine, not the god. Unless you meant booze was the god and that would be pretty on point.
Brody James
The spellcard thing seems odd, did you change difficulties when you changed player and/or shot type? Because then she'd be using different spellcards.
John Cruz
where get the english patch?
Elijah Perez
>ZUN's the head priest of the Hakurei shrine
So what does that make Reimu?
Blake Flores
Security
Cameron Phillips
UFO was the same deal.
Oliver Anderson
Howdy
Luke Ramirez
Why did their eyes turn red?
Angel Long
Who came up with this
Aiden Jenkins
Fuck off Buddhist cuck
Lucas Robinson
thcrap: you might already have it installed in the previous games, just configure it to patch Touhou 17
Kayden Jackson
They're possessed by beast goasts
Hudson Cox
They’re about to let er rip
Xavier Johnson
wait is this real
Jose Kelly
i have no idea what your talking about
just link the tranny patcher
Eli Robinson
>[every game ever] was the same deal
oh yeah, sure hijinigger
Ayden Smith
Are you braindead?
Isaac Flores
excuse me, "pardner", but I don't consort with Mobsters
Isaac Bell
no im serious this is my first 2hu
Tyler Campbell
just google "touhou thcrap" or thpatch
Brandon Brown
There was no reason to attack the ship and Byakuren is still the right for wanting peace between the races, even if as a person she isn't that great.
Xavier Lewis
日本語ならもう何年前から読み書き出来るようになった。I just play japanese games and enjoy japanese manga etc. and don't bother to translate shit because why would I do that when I could do literally anything else with my free time. I can already enjoy everything I want, I don't really care if other people can as well. I'm sure I'm not the only one like that around here. That said, if I'm in a thread and someone asks what some japanese thing says I'll usually translate it for them if it's not long as fuck.
Connor Kelly
already translated?
Josiah Gonzalez
Man Kamurocho's really gone to hell.
Jack Kelly
So who has the best serial killer sprite?
Brody Fisher
ZUNkino
Sebastian Phillips
Reimu
Juan Mitchell
More or less, some routes like Wolf Reimu are translated, but others aren't
Lincoln White
fuk
guess i'll wait until its done
Brody Parker
Even her boot is glowing. 'cause she's gonna kick some statue ass.
Nathan Evans
that's not fair, Reimu has dozens of them across the whole series
Sebastian Brooks
I guess the appeal is if it's translated, other people can play/read it and then you can get a discussion going. For some reason you humans seem to enjoy talking about things you like and sharing experiences.
Of course that's completely illogical, all that's really necessary is mating and eating whatever's caught in your web.
Benjamin Powell
>Marisa's broom turns red.
Cooper Roberts
Red hot, all the better to SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
Camden Stewart
Meanwhile thcrap discord trannies do it and they get all the attention. The world needs heroes like you.
Isaac Watson
why is Yea Forums so obsessed with butts, it's all you want to talk about
Levi Cox
butts are nice
Joseph Bailey
Everyone's got a butt user.
Connor Butler
Marisa trying to look tough is the cutest shit.
Lincoln Watson
Ironically the reason I learned japanese is I wanted to translate shit, and when I was in college learning japanese I actually did translate shit. This was years ago, back around after the original utawarerumono anime aired and there was a bunch of utawarerumono doujinshi. I helped translate other shit as well back then for a few years. Then college ended and it felt more like work and less fun to keep doing it. As far as discussion goes I'd get better discussion going at 幻想板/東方寄書板 then you'd ever find here. Too bad it's pretty much dead now.
Adrian Martin
Howdy
Connor Gray
>Don't be ashamed, it's only nature, running its course
Logan Martin
Can Wolf Reimu even be considered possessed? she's always an asshole
Christopher Howard
Why is this horse wearing a cowboy hat?
Mason James
She was by a master hustler
Samuel Robinson
ZUN says he knows it doesn't make sense.
Jason Flores
Her hips are busy so it's where she keeps the Big Iron.
Hunter Fisher
Julian Evans
at least she showed up....
Leo Reed
Also is this the first time that ZUN's drawn Kasen?
Parker Walker
Hijiri is a dindu
Keiki just wants to make humans great
Luke Mitchell
hijiri is a buddhist, and she just likes her embracing of everyone being able to reach nirvana or some shit
Alexander White
English patch when?
Jack Flores
>literally Miko's horse
You see? Taoism can't be trusted
Noah Mitchell
You don't like horses?
Leo Mitchell
youtu.be
why has nobody make the connection with this song? fuck lil nas
Zachary Garcia
>Byaku
>Youkai dindu nuffin. We're enslaved and persecuted
>Every protag
>Tf every humans are being persecuted here
Gavin Gutierrez
The horse wants to invade gensokyo
Adam Bailey
Come back two hours earlier
Benjamin Brown
Go away hijiri
Aaron James
She wasn't reaching nirvana fast enough so she taught herself black magic to extend her life and now she's a youkai magician like patche and the dollmaker. However she's still promoting peace between humans and youkai.
Jacob Thomas
Honestly if the translations are really that trash tier then I could probably find the time to fix them, but someone else will have to create the actual patch and I'll want an editor since I'll just translate it as purely as I can without changing anything to read easier. Does the touhou wiki have the jp text up yet? It's honestly hard to believe that touhou of all things is lacking in capable translations.
Nolan Hill
well she also lost her brother(?) and basically got fucking mad. UFO was weird but not the weirdest title in 2hu
Carter Jones
Someome needs to make a thcrap troll translation patch where youmu speaks exclusively in raiden quotes
Luis Lee
Touhou
Parker Richardson
Post comfy Touhou please.
Samuel Lee
thpatch.net
You change the language at the top of the page for other translations.
Sebastian Rodriguez
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
Easton Taylor
Man that's like my favourite shit
Hunter Martinez
>Youkai dindu nuffin. We're enslaved and persecuted
Unlike humans, not every youkai is created with the freedom to choose their path, some have strong links to their origins. While some youkai can live peacefully among humans regardless of whatever their nature is, some have to deal with bullshit needs to even live.
I won't deny that most youkai are assholes, many of them deserve the shit they get from the heroines, but they aren't completely guilty of not being able to get along with humans.
Colton Ortiz
I'm saying what everybody's thinking.
This might actually be the game with the worst fucking clothing designs.
Angel Cooper
*cough cough* LoLK was way worse
Asher Powell
I wasn't thinking that at all
Stage 5 is the only design I'm not 100% on board with, and ZUN will probably give her a bit of a redesign at some point anyway
Ayden Taylor
You dont like having your middleschool art teacher as final boss?
Samuel Allen
Austin Perry
Not a fan of God Ross and dyke dragon but everybody else looks fine.
Luis Garcia
leave my haniwa cutie out of this
Nicholas Long
Be honest with me Yea Forums. How many times did ZUN loop RULES OF NATURE when making this game?
Chase James
I thought the taoists were boring which is kind of a sin in Touhou designs. Well, specifically Futo and Tojiko
Josiah Watson
Now THIS is shit taste.
Camden Wilson
Evan Lopez
Adam Parker
no kick stone
Eli Lee
Lincoln Cox
Alexander Lopez
Are Alice's dolls sentient or does she just move them around with magic?
Alexander Ramirez
I THINK KEIKI SUCKS
Joseph Allen
>tfw finally 1cc'd a 2hu game on easy
I'm gonna do it, I'm not gonna give up this time bros.
John Morris
Why the fuck are her earlobes so big?
Isaiah Campbell
I think I can edit the files, I have a few ideas, but feel free to ask for requests
Jack Sanders
She's still trying to make a sentient doll.
Camden Flores
Is it friday yet?
ZUN when
John Morales
What a dumb oni
People are going to die regardless, If she stopped being a Shinigami she wouldn't stop existing, she'd just get another job.
Lincoln Hernandez
have a better retro reimu
Jackson James
>weebshit
>the mlp of weebshit
Aaron Miller
When are we getting reimu's old clothes back?
Andrew Anderson
The lore is all over the place with this one
She let's Marisa use her dolls in SA implying they're either autonomous enough, Marisa is manipulating them or Alice is manipulating them from home
But at the same time she performs doll shows in the village personally am if the dolls can't move on their own
Hell, in the faries manga she talks to the dolls like they're sentient and makes them so chores around the house
Liam Watson
anything else to contribute to this? FGO is really the mulp of weebs if anything
Henry Campbell
Needs more scanlines and RF color bleed.
Elijah Foster
>youmu crosses the sanzu river in stage 2
>colonel, we've managed to avoid drowning!
Jackson Bennett
don't respond to 2016 tourists
Cameron Brooks
Good work. Just remember, there is always a bigger mountain to climb, but all your victories are real.
Hunter Perry
still makes me sad we didnt get a komachi cameo at least. it would've been perfect
Robert Lopez
She uses her magic to move many dolls remotely. Alice was manipulating them from home in SA. In the fairies manga she's also manipulating them and she's probably a little crackers. Reminder that Eirin's proscribing happy dream pills to Alice.
Hunter Watson
Normal has been kicking my ass in later stages, but I'm still doing better than I have ever done.
Ian Long
It sucks that in all the recent games the midboss has just been the whole stage boss
There were loads of opportunities for cameo midbosses in this game and ZUN didn't capitalise on then at all
Alexander Lee
at least there was yuyuko in TD????
Austin Miller
Isaiah Sanchez
That's how it goes. 2hu is like working out, the beginning sucks and it feels like running in place, but your growth is geometrical and only persistence will get you through
Luke Mitchell
youtu.be
mayumi edit when oh right we dont get any new videos like this because everyone who had talents fucked off to do FGO shit
Elijah Lopez
Night folks.
Gavin Hernandez
not enough times
Robert Rodriguez
>this haniwa is trained to fuck your ass
Luis Davis
Carter Morgan
Camden Torres
Goodnight user.
Joseph Phillips
>Eirin's prescribing happy dream pills to Alice
What's wrong with her? Another question not to be answered because ZUN always focuses his manga on characters who don't interact with lots of the cast on a regular basis
Oliver Cooper
Dylan Morales
Isaac Thomas
Because her name's Ebisu, and she's partially based on Ebisu a god of good fortune (specifically fishing, the sea hence why the statue's got a rod and a fish). Lookit his big ol' earlobes.
She's got a bit of a jellyfish motif too because of him. There was a god born without any bones who was abandoned in the sea and the story often goes that he grown up to become Ebisu (statue dude)
Andrew Wilson
shes still hella cute
Sebastian Barnes
Adam Cox
True
Best newhu for me
Dylan Brown
It's working!
Luke Lopez
Very true.
Dominic Gray
I think it's 'LET 'ER RIP' like 'let her rip'
Brayden Evans
Needs to be " 'er " instead of it
Zachary Price
Same here. They're pretty fun, just wish there were good translations cause I'm a lorefag.
Michael Gutierrez
Joseph Russell
Isaiah Williams
parachute pants work I guess
David Collins
one step closer to washing away Youmu's anger
Anthony Lee
I think her hips could be a little more ample.
Ryder Murphy
what a comfy image
Jaxon Barnes
We don't really care about the attention and translating is boring, just use the tranny patcher
Andrew Perez
Why would ZUN do something so wildly inconsistent with his canon by making Komachi appear at the sanzu?
Zachary Mitchell
because shes on the sanzu river?
Dominic Butler
alright i wasn't convinced on mayumi before but that's fucking cute as hell
Thomas Gray
you cant win because theres so many fucking discord trannies who like 2hu. I fucking hate using discord and I need to get off of it anyway. Theres 2hu servers that fucking suck but the best one is from a fucking facebook group
Aiden Parker
ikr
Matthew Sullivan
>Implying Komachi would EVER be awake and actually working during one of Reimu's genocidal rampages
Christian Hughes
The Touhou IRCs I'm on are mega comfy with none of the shit that happens on Discord.
Leo Richardson
She's been working a little harder after PoFV. A little. She ferried Reimu last time she went to hell to consult everyone's favorite Yama.
Anthony Kelly
>for some reason you humans
BEGONE YOUKAI FUCKING SHITS.
James Hughes
>i need to get off it anyway
just uninstall it. just do it. i did it and it's so much easier to never touch it because then i'd have to go through the work to reinstall.
user, the people on there aren't real friends. it's all fake. no need to tell anyone. just uninstall it RIGHT NOW and come back and post to tell us when you do.
It was really, really beneficial for me.
Daniel Ortiz
>IRC
what decade is this
David Adams
i was on the "largest server" on discord and someone basically said "well im the original owner and I dont give a fuck about 2hu, so im gonna change it to not being focused on 2hu".
Theres like 114514 servers for it, and the only useful ones are the ones that have art feed bots for the boorus. You'd be better off being in a cookie server and some small ass one to avoid dramu. Also theyre complete redditors when it comes to rules
i could, but the only purpose it holds is if I need to talk about sports and need some discussion about vidya, but this place does it so much better
Lincoln White
I hope everyone is having fun with the new 2hu game.
Parker Cruz
Who's the memehu this time?
Ryder Young
That's a smol kyouko.
John Collins
>uninstall
I never installed that shit to begin with, the web app works fine and doesn't spy on the process list and fucking kernel memory.
The decade where centralized services are attracting the biggest normalfags.
Isaac Nguyen
Charles Reyes
howdy
Connor Diaz
Cute couple
Benjamin Walker
Weilding a clay dildo as a weapon doesn't save her from being worst newhu
Justin Fisher
Mason King
Alpha chads all use wolf
Carson Hill
i unironically adore the stage 3 theme. it honestly might be up there in my top few stage themes of all time. i know people have been iffy on it, but something about the different motifs, rhythms, and melodies brings it together to be so wonderful for me.
there's one note i would change in one of the melodies, and if that note were changed, i legitimately don't think i could point to a criticism with it. of course i don't know what i would change that note to, but maybe i can throw the midi file in an editor and test things out.
youtube.com
i mean damn the music this game is strange but just so atmospheric and really really satisfying (at least through stage 5, haven't gotten to stage 6 or extra)
Jordan Wright
Reimu stinks and she needs to go home. We literally didn't do anything wrong.
Anthony Lewis
>reach up
>press flight attendant call button
crashing this plane
Tyler Nguyen
THEN BLOCK THE FUCKING WEBSITE
STOP MAKING EXCUSES! DO IT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MORE PRODUCTIVE I AM? FUCKING DO IT!
Andrew Rivera
I'm not sure you can avoid drama anywhere on the internet unless no-one uses it.
Xavier Kelly
Just wait until you reach stage 6 and the boss
The themes are so goddamned kino it's amazing
Jaxson Wilson
Yeah, I like it too.
Jackson Jenkins
Alice's dolls may be autonomous to some degree, but in SA's particular case, she asked for Yukari's help to do the whole remote control/communication with Marisa things
Luke Wood
theres useless drama everywhere. Im amazed because that server had a mass exodus, and made another fucking hugbox which I just mute. Its such a waste. Discord was a mistake
Robert Bailey
Evan Hall
Honestly I'd be way more productive if I got off of Yea Forums too.
Nathan Flores
are they good? that's good. keiki's appearence just screams "experimental boss theme which is great but not very boss themey"
i'm totally fine with that in general. true administrator is probably my favorite boss theme. but it's also nice to have something exciting.
Julian Thompson
All things considered IRC is comfy because it doesn't attract many new users. Everyone knows everyone and the only people that come and stay are the kind that don't stir up drama before it's too late.
Benjamin King
I wish I used IRC more often, but its a more niche thing to use in my eyes.
dont we all user. I've been playing girls frontline and ctr more often lately instead of 2hu, which just makes me upset since I know I can always do better. This place is just a massive procrastination anyway
Jason Diaz
12>8>11>7>6>14>10>15>17>13
Noah Robinson
Evan Perez
That's exactly what I'm arguing here. It being niche is what makes it good. The less normalfags using it the less shitty it is.
Logan Moore
Damn, I was just about to post this
I was scared because I tought that my PC posted my image automatically
Jose Rogers
I CANT FUCKING SEE SHIT WHEN USING WOLF REIMU
Carson Reyes
Wyatt Wood
i'm telling you my dude, i would consider myself an insanely productive person and it's because of two things:
1. i cut out anything that isn't "worth it" like discord, facebook, certain games and podcasts, etc. i cut things with no remorse, the instant they begin to produce diminishing returns on my enjoyment. i guess sort of like the dumb marie kondo thing.
2. i have practiced being flexible as much as possible, purposely putting strain on my schedule to force it to shift and move around. now i can very easily slide into "barely touching Yea Forums for a week" mode even if there's not a ton to get done. practice makes these things feel natural. it's great because it means it's easy for me to keep my sleep schedule where i want it and to start on shit really early even when doing so is worthless. like, tricking yourself into a false sense of urgency, but without the negative emotions.
Hunter Thompson
>beign
being
Gabriel Carter
This hivemind seriously messed up my brain, I'm going to take a break now
Blake Russell
Why is she so edgy?
Camden Gutierrez
What the fuck! Someone on MoriyaShrine just found a hidden Phantasm boss that you do a specific task during the extra to unlock. Here's how the boss looks!
Caleb Wright
You forgot your box
Joseph Taylor
SHIT i forgot to spoiler
:(
Wyatt Lopez
>forgetting to spoiler
Embarrasing
Christopher Bell
she's a chuuni
Jace Garcia
Looks like shit
Julian Smith
>deleted
what the fuck is wrong with danbooru mods?
Nolan Watson
Jaxson Rodriguez
They're really anal about danbooru being some curated gallery of anime art rather than a useful repository and it's pretty subjective.
Dominic Taylor
>oni
Who is the oni?
Tyler Baker
kasen you fucking dolt
Anthony Sanchez
Tell me about Zounose. Why does he like the cannibalism?
Daniel Brown
Kasen is a hermit though?
Jaxson Hill
the one with two diapers on the head
Gabriel Murphy
Will any ZUNhu ever manage to be as pure kino as CtC?
Nolan Collins
He browses /tg/ instead of /jp/
Lincoln Collins
uh you're WRONG! pictured to the right is not an oni, but a lowly devoted hermit... also DONT CALL ME LEWD PINK!
Luke Richardson
it has, it's called MoF and SA. the peak touhou games for atmosphere, story, music, characters, and danmaku.
Chase Wood
well if he did there would be more warhammer in his shit
Chase Carter
Christian Garcia
I don’t see kasen in there. Kasen doesn’t have horns.
Benjamin Evans
he draws them to provide references for the manga artists
Caleb Sanchez
/jp/ has its share of grimderp posters as well
Jacob Garcia
>Selling one-hour naps
Don't ever tell me Cirno is an idiot
Brayden Butler
Ethan White
It's what happens when you bully a dork for too long
Luke Myers
This and HSiFS have the easiest Extras in a long time. What the actual fuck.
Noah Bailey
I hate the fact that I know someone made a fucking pony of saki
Jack Miller
is there actually an ending with eiki?
Isaac Adams
ZUN has lost his touch
Adam Hughes
Can confirm that she was in the Wolf Youmu route
John Cruz
do you rike it?
Alexander Bennett
Making patterns more difficult or granting fewer resources is trivial, so Extra being this easy is likely intentional on ZUN' s part.
Josiah Taylor
She's not selling 'em, I think the sign just says it's okay to nap for an hour.
Cameron James
No Flandre
No Buy
i got it free anyway because user dumped a mega.nz upload.
Mason Rodriguez
Will the next entry add even more to Miko's family?
Ayden Ward
>no flandre
So you literally only played 1 touhou game?
Parker Green
Does the Crown Prince forgets that he has a ghost radish as his other wife?
David Brown
>youmu
Levi Parker
is it just me or are there fewer remixes of the soundtracks of newer titles than older ones?
even accounting for the fact people still remix the older OSTs, it still feels like things have been going really slowly since about 2014. That could just be my perception though.
Ethan Lee
>can't even 1cc past stage 5
Just kill me.
Benjamin Campbell
>is it just me or are there fewer remixes of the soundtracks of newer titles than older ones?
Also less doujins, less fanart, less fan games...
The truth is that Touhou has been on steady recline since TD, it's noticeable in the west but even more in Japan where millions of former Touhou fans are all dedicated to making OC of gachashit now.
David Green
Just pick otter and spam bombs bro
Jack Garcia
Does picking otter do anything besides change the stage 6 boss drops?
Adrian Parker
>millions of former Touhou fans are all dedicated to making OC of gachashit now.
It hurts, user
Landon Smith
My nigger, sometimes I feel like I'm the only person ever who immensely enjoyed CtC
Christian Thomas
nothing lasts forever
even though i wish it did
Jace Brooks
Sometimes a weird thing appears on the screen like a chicken or octopus and I grab it but notice anything happen. What are those?
Lincoln Brooks
Collect 5 of them without grabbing any other floating drops and beat the game to unlock phantasm stage
Ryder Rodriguez
Mayumi -> Monsoon spriteswap and Stains of Time BGMswap when?
Anthony Brooks
Bonus items for whupping a midboss in a certain way. Gives you a trophy and some extra points?
Jaxon Gomez
in addition to getting tired or bored with the franchise, you also have to consider that a chunk of these people were just riding the cool popular thing to gain more popularity
Julian Baker
Great Fairy Wars is REALLY pissing me off.
Michael Adams
You're REALLY pissing me off, buddy.
Daniel Long
3.
Eosd
StB
VD
Christian Moore
The true treachery is that she isn't an oni.
Michael Powell
>Flandre
get better taste
Jonathan Lopez
Hell, even right here in /jp/ each gacha thread maxes the bump limit TWICE a day, while Touhou threads remain inactive for days. It will be ogre soon
Owen Peterson
its kind of disgusting, isnt it?
Hudson Nguyen
Is focused shot stronger than unfocused? I notice a lot of enemies at full power at too small for all focused beams to hit but unfocused homing hits it with everything.
Jackson Bailey
Then maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough
Ayden Myers
that board's a lost cause regardless, full of idolshit
Leo Brooks
Send me back to 2009
Luke Price
How does her hair even work??
Alexander Ramirez
>browsing /jp/
why do you inflict this to yourself?
Robert Campbell
Not him, but it's the only place other than forums where Touhou discussion that isn't 100% secondary exists anymore
Christopher Fisher
She has a tail and a ponytail
Brody Mitchell
Dumb meido
Brandon Roberts
>/jp/
>not 100% secondary
what? there is hardly any discussion going on there beside the same 15 retards forcing their shitty ERP
Brandon Evans
I'm not going to open those threads, but the first impression I get is awful waifufagging and EPIC IRONIC SHITPOSTING which are arguably even worse than secondaries.
Levi Foster
Huh, I thought it was just a really strange ponytail, she is supposed to be a horse I guess
Ryder Williams
Post an edited sprite and I'll see what I can do
Nolan Campbell
Depends on character and goast
Lucas Morris
I'm talking about Reimu since her unfocused has homing and can hit one enemy with all beams with focused the side beams may miss because the enemy isn't big enough.
Logan Price
/jp/ is only good for lore
Andrew Collins
This game has willy beast? ZUN is going for lewd?
Connor White
It's the weakest willy
Nathan Thompson
I think even Reimu Eagle has a stronger focused shot, but obviously you use homing when you can't line up the shot.
James Thompson
Imagine believing in a Miko who got possessed twice. The Kochiya still has her spiritual purity.
Anthony Morales
howdy, one-armed bandit
Joseph Wright
>canonically dumber than reimu who's already dumb as shit
will always lol
Carson Torres
Now that Keiki is here the Moriya are pretty much frauds
Owen Anderson
>Hakurei-jinja, Mahou-no-mori, Koumakan,Eientei, Sanzu-no-kawa, Yokai-no-yama, Moriya-jinja Bhava-agra ...
Luis Bailey
Alice may have different dolls, the ones she uses in doll shows are inert to not raise suspicion while others have varying degrees of autonomy.
Gavin Bennett
Maybe I'm interpreting the translation wrong but it seems more like she's working the soul side while the Moriyas deal with the faith of the flesh.
Ian Davis
she doesnt have her sexual purity
fucking slut
Colton Nguyen
>The lore is all over the place with this one
Just like with the villagers and youkai
>oh youkai are regulars in the village no problem everyone gets along
>wtf youkai were in my shop!!??? this is not ok!
Alexander Morris
Why do you think they all assume humanoid forms? While most humans respect youkai, there are still some racists (for lack of a better term) that are just not worth the hassle, so they try to slip under the radar by looking like girls.
Aaron Diaz
>Keiki builds cities and armies to protect her faithful
>Kanako builds a faulty reactor (but no grid so only the kappa can use it anyway)
Yep, Moriya’s are much better on the material side
Nathaniel Hill
>but no grid
You can't just build a grid overnight, it's a huge infrastructure project. If Reimu didn't interfere eventually even her shrine would have had lightbulbs.
Juan Hall
>beign
Kayden Cruz
>oh youkai are regulars in the village no problem everyone gets along
Only the Tengu (Give free newspapers), Kappa (Sell QoL gadgets), Rabbits (Sell Medicine from Eientei), and those of religious sects blatantly show themselves in public and are welcomed by the village. A lot of other youkai are shown to inhabit the city but they at least have to disguise themselves and are chased out if/when discovered (Snake youkai, Fox child that wanted to learn how to write, bakedanuki, etc)
Noah Smith
Keiki doesn't have to deal with the Yakumo mob's obstructionism.
Charles Gonzalez
Embarrassing
Josiah Edwards
You mean Reimu? Kanako's incompetence is her own.
Andrew Sanchez
Damn, does she have abs of steel?
Jacob Ortiz
when is quick reset gonna be patched in?
Josiah Rogers
When did Kanako build this?
Adam Anderson
I think they're like niggers, they're free to roam around but everyone is wary of them
Camden Price
OST is pretty fucking good this time. HSiFS was good, but not all themes. WBaWC is much more fun to listen to.
Oliver Powell
>all blue
>not the 3 colors to make it better
Landon Reyes
What do these barnyard animals have to do with makai?
David James
How is Ran bullied? She has a comfy job, an easygoing boss, and a cute kid that everyone likes
Joseph Rogers
Camden Collins
AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS NEAR
Angel Torres
If Reimu didn’t interfere Gensokyo would be nothing but ash
Colton Myers
There is no saving Gensokyo but completely annihilating it so it can be given a pure rebirth.
Asher Lee
Fuck off moonslut, get bent by fairies
Carter Morgan
Eli Campbell
Said no one ever
Ayden Williams
:)
Isaiah Fisher
thcrap doesn't find my th17 file, what am I doing wrong?
The English patch is official_en, right?
Jack Hall
Yeah
Make sure it's detecting your Touhou 17 folder.
Julian Robinson
Does Yea Forums still hate Chen?
Leo Richardson
Did you disable the patching? I had that problem too. There should be a exe file in your thcrap folder that says something like enable patch.
Zachary Young
I had to get rid of the demo and then rescan all because I think it registers the demo as th17
Angel Bell
So what is the THAT part of WBaWC?
Asher Adams
I uninstalled thcrap and now it works, maybe it was too old
Bentley Hall
The hexagon pattern attack.
Eli Cooper
That one is easy
Austin Foster
Grind practice mode for a bit and you should find a somewhat reliable route, the boss movement is the only RNG in the pattern.
Aaron Cook
keiki's attack with the haniwas and also that spell with cirlces
Eli Harris
Why would we do that? Yea Forums always loved Chen
Logan Hall
I’M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
Zachary Morris
They nerfed the otter in the full game (at least they kept the bomb power instead of just giving 1 extra bomb)
Connor Phillips
KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK
Nathan Carter
This has to be one of my favorite spellcards of th17. It just looks really neat.
Jeremiah Lopez
Jason Morgan
>Rin beats up Chen and makes her cry while running an errand for Ran in public and in front of witnesses
>this was done on Koishi's orders
>Ran, and by extension, Yukari, find out
How bad is the fallout?
Benjamin Lee
>First time a powerful identity supernatural identity explicitly on humans side (nearest thing to a guardian angel)...
>Dumb protags are manipulated into becoming race traitors in favor of the fucking animals.
Where do I have heard that before?
Connor Torres
where download
Anthony Harris
>the single thing people remember about hfifs
Jayden Martinez
Don't be rude, Okina and Aunn counts
Mason Jones
Orin only takes orders from Satorin
Sebastian Walker
Too bad the stage is fucking boring
Angel Murphy
google touhou 17 and go to the moriya shrine page
Charles Walker
>okina
Yeah, as a meh final boss and shit extra.
Ian Reed
>>the single thing people remember about hfifs
Ethan Thomas
Shit taste.
Kayden Wilson
>"single thing"
>Not remembering Okina's absolutely based extra boss theme
Matthew Rodriguez
Leave Doom out of your bullshit, you faggots. The wad was more than enough.
Gavin Wright
I have a dream.
That one day every human and yokai in Gensokyo will control their own destiny.
A nation of the truly free, dammit.
A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not the Sages!
Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around.
Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people!
Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself!
Fuck all these limp-dick mikos and chickenshit Danmaku battles.
Fuck this 24-hour spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit on the Bunbunmaru Newspaper!
Fuck yokai pride!
Fuck the media!
FUCK ALL OF IT!
Gensokyo is diseased.
Rotten to the core.
There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN!
And from the ashes, a new Gensokyo will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Gensokyo great again!...
In my new Gensokyo, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for faith! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
Hunter Martin
>thread about a touhou game
>brings up doom all of a sudden
Mason Gomez
What's stopping Keiki from making more golems? Did the human spirit stop worshipping her?
Luke Martinez
Nothing really, she just realized chasing out the beast niggers will lead to them bringing more outside invaders and so let them stay
John Powell
Please do not insult my wife Aya's publications.
Andrew Jackson
Die monster you dont belong in this world
Lucas Wood
No
Aaron Taylor
Howdy
Jose Lopez
>Troll Translation
Yes, but not really.
Adrian Wood
Maybe I was wrong about you
Nathaniel Kelly
Leo Howard
I just realize that:
>Reimu = Master Shake
>Marisa = Frylock
>Youmu = Meatwad
Leo Morgan
remember me?
Chase Roberts
I remember when Tasofro goes full SNK with the story mode, yeah
Hudson Wilson
Am I finally getting trough?
I'll rid this world of pointless wars. Jack.
William Jenkins
Did someone mention TOUHOU SUIMUSOU ~ IMMATERIAL AND MISSING POWER?
Camden Watson
Connor Moore
Fucking leave
Brayden Reed
Yes, you're still the only good 2hu fighter
Ethan Garcia
No.
Benjamin Gray
>17 games later
>character art is still garbage
Talk about creative stagnation. The guy who makes these games needs to hire an actual artist to do the game art already. I'm sure he makes enough money off of these games to do so.
Ian Garcia
I would drop the franchise immediately if ZUN decided to hire some generic ass anime artist to replace his unique and charming style
Brody Rogers
Nathaniel Lewis
He already does that, but for the fighting games
Jaxon Baker
>he wants generic anime art
No
Levi Perez
>oh boy alphes draws so well I hope he continues to be the artist for the fighting games
>HM
Gabriel Edwards
just play fantastic danmaku festival 1+2 and pretend they're reboots of EoSD and PCB
Jack Gray
They're fun shmups and even aside from weebshit the basic premise of the setting is nice.
Connor Phillips
just install alphes patch
Ian Turner
hair looks like a graphical glitch.
Caleb Baker
Alphes style is one of the worst things to happen to Touhou
Jonathan Kelly
Is there any reason to play Touhou games in order?
Brayden Peterson
Nah, Sumishit is worse.
Angel Walker
David Anderson
It was good initially, fuck off.
Jason Sullivan
>initially
yes, initially you stupid fucking faggot
Andrew Rivera
And Mamizou.
Bentley Ramirez
How did this even happen. His art was great in the earlier fighters
Lincoln Cruz
In order for something to be the worst it'd have to be more consistently shit.
You know, like the entire flying combat style.
Jeremiah Smith
Nathan James
Holy fuck, that's an amazing spell. Why did I try to go in the fucking circles? Just beautiful.
Luis Miller
There is literally nothing wrong with tanuki
Connor King
>HM Alphes was so bad ZUN has to form extended Shanghai Alice in ULiL-AoCF
Bentley Roberts
Wish people still played this online. The best Touhou fighter to this day.
Camden Gray
She’s very boring
Xavier Smith
Newhus art production is very low for some reason, in the meanwhile have this new art.
Lincoln Green
that's not an easy card but what the hell is that dumbass doing, when you fight properly and use bombs it's not that hard.
Gabriel Cox
Touhou is like watching your favorite superstar decline while others are doing way better. It hurts when they begin to decline, but the reality is set in stone. 2hu isn’t getting people back because gacha is simply easier to play for these people, and more people just want the fapbait.
Nolan Sanders
>people would rather draw another fucking image of Flandre or Yuyuko than giving the new girls some love
Why are Japs like this?
Isaac Butler
>ZUN gets threatened by yakuza members to make a Touhou gacha to pay off his drinking debts
it will happen
Isaac Scott
howdy
Hunter Fisher
A lot of artists only seem to catch onto newhus if they have good music (including fanmade music) or good fanart already.
AoCF/ULiL/HM/etc was a little different because the fightans seem more accessible to the community all in all.
Leo Brown
It already happened.
Austin Mitchell
I think is because the first week and doesn't want to Spoiler people. Japaneses take spoilers very seriously.
Camden Nelson
It sells doujins and patreon bux
Gabriel Sanders
Gimme my Kasen in the danmaku
David Turner
Never ever. I want it too.
Grayson Lewis
I'm the dumbass in question, please teach me. The times I tried to fight normally, I couldn't dodge or put enough distance between me and the clone's spam, so I just resorted to hugging the corner everytime and squeeze hits when I can (granted, I'm not really good at fighting games). How do bombs work exactly? I never managed to make good use of them (can't say I tried much either). As for spellcards, I usually blew them on this spell after getting the red bar.
Ian Flores
Because they like their bread and butter. It sucks that flan and the EoSD cast is always getting more art, but when it’s the most popular installment in the series what can you do?
Isaac Adams
I don't understand streamer culture
Jaxon Jenkins
Seethe harder
James Allen
>master1200
Reminder to click the image when browsing pixiv.
Nolan Smith
Oliver Morales
I can't believe people still manage to download samples from pixiv after the big update
Elijah Morales
Yeah, I just realized I saved it wrong. I usually save them right.
Joshua Harris
*BTFOs (you)*
Nathaniel Russell
not knowing about bomb usage in IaMP gets your ass kicked sooner or later.
22C uses a bomb. Bombs always knock back a character and destroy danmaku, but they can have both defensive and offensive properties since you can use them for combos and juggling. In the case of that enemy spell card: they're great for knocking the youmus away and setting up danmaku, barriers and so on.
Though I must say that Reimu is pretty weak in that game. Other character stories are easier to 1cc. Needle the fuck out of the dumb AIs and hope they run into it.
Landon Brown
>master1200
Do not do this
Oh somebody beat me to it
Jason Barnes
I KNOW
Don't (You) me ever again.
Luke Martin
Chase Wood
Why does zun want to have you fight the weakest creatures rather than the wily beasts?
Owen White
Charles Johnson
Who will win in the manga?
Alexander Diaz
Didn't imagine bomb would knock the clones. I'll try experimenting with them a record a less shameful webm. However, bombs still do not bypass the usual spellcard hyperarmor, right?
>Needle the fuck out of the dumb AIs and hope they run into it.
That's what I hoped for but I felt that some AIs, Youmu and Remilia in particular, played pretty well around projectile spam. Still the safest option yeah.
>not knowing about bomb usage in IaMP gets your ass kicked sooner or later
Wish I knew that earlier, I already 1cc'd all Lunatic stories a while ago by abusing the player spellcard to the fullest. It was immensely painful (with Yuyuko especially) but really fun in its own way.
Thanks!
Jace Green
tori?
Evan Murphy
actually not entirely sure if the clones are affected, but yeah with spell invincibility you should eke out a win.
The bombs generally see the most usage in competitive. Like in that famous beast combo
youtube.com
Thomas Brooks
FUCK TAOISM
FUCK BUDDHISM
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK THE HAKUREI SHRINE
Connor Myers
Kayden Torres
Keiki did what kanako couldn't
Parker Young
>EoSD gets the most content made for it because it's the most popular
>EoSD is the most popular because it gets content made for it every 20 minutes
I don't know, bit I really wish they got out of this circle reasoning
Logan Parker
New phantasmagoria game when?
Julian Evans
Jonathan Bennett
>supporting the jews of Gensokyo
yikes
James Perry
Adam Richardson
Where did she get that?
Kevin Flores
I'd donate to these cuties
Joshua Miller
Gavin Cox
New fairy game when?
Adrian Turner
>that first round
Jesus christ that's fucking insane. Think I'd need another lifetime to get good at fightans.
Dylan Williams
Liam Peterson
good goy
Jack Wright
hopefully soon, i need my playable clownpiece
Jaxon Smith
Surely we'll get PoFV 2 on the 60th aniversary. Right? Just 46 years to go.
Jaxson Robinson
That is if a certain fairy doesnt steal the spotlight again
Bentley Hill
You give me playable Kasen I give you playable Clownpiece
Landon Kelly
>youkai allies
Austin Russell
Not even sure who would be playable and who would a boss, you have 6 possible choices between the 3 fairies, cirno, clown and eternity
Jonathan Carter
I said it before and I will say it again. GFW has the worst artstyle in the series, everybody looks like a christmas tree wearing a dress.
Angel Barnes
still better than reimu
Evan Green
>pyonta's vessel
>an indoctrinated mascot used as PR/child soldier
>an old hag
No way fag
Adam Garcia
>three fairies get merged into one character that can swap around, kinda like SA Marisa with Patchouli
>clown and eternity are separate characters
Christopher Martinez
>an old hag
RUDE
Cameron Williams
GFW and the fairies mangas get circlejerked because the artist is a lolicon
The game is good though
Jordan Torres
The manga is fine, even if you are not into the cunning character design. The plots are more self contained and it doesn't try too hard like WaHH and FS
William Hill
WaHH was entirely SoL until the last five chapters.
James Cox
I love how the chicken is the strongest! She makes me very happy! She can heal your throat, which is the most useful power of all.
Anthony Johnson
What's wrong with Christmas trees?
Ryder Wood
SSiB was 10/10 until the cheating bitch appeared.
Thomas Gray
WaHH and FS are pretty much SoL
ZUN just reminds you of "HURR WHAT IS KASEN" and "HURR CAN KOSUZU TURN INTO YOUKAI" every 5 chapters or so in the ending panel
Christopher Long
Reimu is big. Reimu will tear. Rip and tear your guts.
Adrian Foster
and they're both shit lmao
Nathan Miller
Sure but it tricked you into thinking there was going to be some big payoff instead of the big load of nothing we got. At least the fairy manga is honest about what it wants to be, just a group of fairies getting into trouble.
Jayden Cooper
Luis Ward
Yorihime isn't cheating. She's just experienced with her skills, unlike Reimu
Mason Stewart
>big payoff
Let me guess, I bet you expected Kasen to die or something like that
Luis Brooks
Gabriel Martinez
Which ended up being the worst part.
Joshua Turner
mass jobbing like fairies vs Yukari
John Sullivan
Hunter Roberts
Cirno already canonically beat the cripple.
Jason Rogers
I can't wait for the ending to be shittier than FS!
Camden Bailey
Charles Murphy
t. hasn't played the game
t. doesn't know what spell cards rules are
t. reddit
Daniel Bennett
I expected the big ongoing plot the manga was built around to go somewhere, yes. What's the point of hyping up the oni arm bullshit if there are no stakes? Shit's worse than the Pokemon anime season endings when they just reset everything and pretend the character development never happened.
Lucas Reyes
cute tummy
Jacob Cooper
Levi Campbell
The oni arm was merely a side story to the big SoL scheme of the manga and anyone with half a brain would have realized that
Chase Martinez
Get these loser gods out of here, it's all about the Create Cake now.
Michael Murphy
because there was a decline in quality after 11 with LoTK being an exception
Xavier Wood
you mean the literal shithu?
Nathaniel Jones
That's kasen
Jeremiah Campbell
That's Sumizoom
Grayson Mitchell
>post-SA bad
shit taste tbqh
Luis Thompson
That's a van
Bentley Thompson
how can poop be this cute
Christopher Davis
>manga is literally called Wild and Horned Hermit
>even the SoL works as setting up characters and concepts as part of the big finale
>they keep hinting the damn arm
>just a side story
Nah, you are full of shit.
Benjamin Ortiz
delectable
David Morales
Tewi a shitty old hag
Joseph Lee
>tewi
>not reisen
Brandon Phillips
Howdy
Matthew Rogers
Ah yes, I'm sure all those stories about Reimu trying to get rich, weird creatures, and strange phenomena were essential to those few chapters about Kasen and the arm
Logan Sullivan
IS THAT
Joshua Edwards
user, stop being based right now!