Samus Aran

AH

Samus looks like THAT?!

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Dude look at her little cannon HAHAHAHA

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Look at THIS CANNON BITCH

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PATREON
ARTSTYLE

how does she turn into a ball?

Based

She shrinks.

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I miss the Prime cannon so much

canonical brown pubes because of eyebrow color

>zero suit
i miss the 90s

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what was it?

Samus is a shittier version of Kayle from League of Legends.

The only differences are that Kayle has actual dialogue, a personality and people actually play her game.

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>LoL
>Personality

pick one

>Shitmus
>personality
Pick one

>but one time a guy was shot and she kneeled to check him out, clearly she has a lot of personality

Samus waifufags are the most cancerous autists on the planet, they make bronies seem socially capable

>third samus thread this week
>she must be popular now, better turn on her
based Yea Forums

WAIT. METROID IS A GIRL???!??!?!!?!?!?

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she cute

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that picture you quoted is older than you've been here you dumbfuck

futa Samus!

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>Literally felt for the bait for responding
Fucking lmao dude, I love Yea Forums

>Subhumans actually play her game.
FTFY League poojeet

Fuck you faggot

Futa is gay.

So that's what Jew noses are for...

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those textures are impressive

More.

Well that is certainly a Samus I would (a)RAM my pole through, if you catch my meaning

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hopefully I don't get banned for this lol

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Another useless Samus thread. No images from the actual games as usual, just anime bullshit.

That’s because she is ugly as fuck in her actual games. She only looked hot in Smash 4.

Wasn't Smash 4 the game where she had a huge ass?

No, she has a bigger ass in Ultimate

It was pretty shapely in 4 yeah

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Hackurai doesn't understand her ass isn't supposed to be big.

You sure came a lot back there....

I wonder how Nintendo could approve this. Don't they care about Samus at all?

>tfw snake was a thicker then sam for a time
darn

I'm guessing they just let him do it how he wants things

But Mario and Link look respectable.

Their games aren’t irrelevant, unplayable trash so they don’t need sex to sell.

2019... I Am Forgotten

>Hackurai doesn't understand her ass isn't supposed to be big.

Are you dumb? She's an athletic warrior with superhuman genetics. Her most muscular parts should be her legs. Sakurai did her justice.

Are you calling Metroid unplayable trash?

You think this is fit:

?

Mario sure, Link's looked better in my opinion. But I'm not really a huge fan of his new design compared to some of the other ones so I guess I'm biased in that sense

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She's clearly muscular in that picture, yes.

No, she's not. But I don't expect trash people here to have any knowledge about anatomy.

needs more penis

I can't tell you how happy I was when smash made zero suit a separate character from armored.
I literally never used her final smash since it made her suck so fucking much.

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Fuck off Smash fag

bumping with something important

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Is that a big shit?

lol loser

There is nothing wrong with the zero suit as long as it remains an endgame reward.

I wish suit samus was faster.

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Ive never played any games of that girl on the left.

Must be some sonygro fagame

Post the fucking rest

REMODELLED

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yes there is: it looks very unsexy compared to the bikini or leotard

well played asshole

Which one?
Eh

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thanks to chozo technology of displacing mass as energy to a pocket dimension she shrinks and the suit rolls up. When she unrolls the chozo tech converts the energy to mass again and she is no longer shrunk.

post the uncropped version you bitch

>crtl f
>no dark samus

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not him but here user

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Thank you, but I was hoping for a penis

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Too patrician for this thread

I want to kiss Samus.

>can't tell who's worse between Zero Suitfags and ACfags
What pisses me off about you ZSfags is that you never post the canon Samus from games like what is seen in Zero Mission and Samus Returns, just fanart garbage and Smash shit.

*ACfag

Mating press

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my hotwife...

Metroid is a better franchise than Mega Man and grossly underrated for how good the games are.

No one mentioned Samus, fucking triggered Elliecuck.

This is true.

don't know what it is about samus... but her shithole... i would like to remodel it

ACfags are like any other game autist and ZSfags only care about fapping and don't give a fuck about Metroid.

Until 2020

Her casual/workout clothes are too fucking hot

What is it about Yea Forums that makes them so booty blasted about Samus Aran and Master Chief?

There's always an angry autist for everything.

Super Metroid is the only good Metroid game. So no.

I can't think of a single bad entry, they all hold up really well too, even the NES game.
Prime was a daring move and even that paid off for fans, the franchise has amazing versatility that allows for many different kinds of games.

>Prime was a daring move and even that paid off for fans
You gave me flashbacks of this one guy with a Yoda ico,n that posted in a videogame forum that I used to frequent, being assblasted by Metroid Prime when it came out.

>League of Legends character having a personality
LMAO

remember how nintendo shot down the prime dev's ideas of doing some actual bounty hunting cause they didn't fucking know what a bounty hunter was?

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I remember a lot of anger from fans about Prime too, this magazine I used to read even said it was going to kill the franchise.

Yes I would love to be mating pressed by Samus

>japanese developers are an idiot when they have to do anything beside designing gameplay.

Nothing new.

Zero suit, I can handle. The leg things- weird, but okay. The hair style, is losing me. A headband with your name on it, is retarded.
That fucking arm canon though is an impressively revolting design.

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sam-is-a-man more like

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I don't know why people pretend megaman is good
it controls like butt, the BN games are better than the sidescrollere

No way fag

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...so is she shrunk or converted to energy? Sounds silly that it would be both.

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I like the idea but the face is trash

Supposedly there's nothing inside the dark samus suit.

Pissed me off too when I made it to the Dark Aether gunship landing site, and Dark Samus' ship wasn't there. Because Dark Samus just... launches herself into space without a ship?... okay. That hardly seems physically possible, but okay.

eh, I think the face is cute

He spent a lot of money on those lips, user.

Are Samus threads always this trash? Even if you were going for yet another waifu thread, it's pretty bad.

The worst threads on Yea Forums are the fapbait threads where people don't even post good fapbait.

Yes, Samus threads are always garbage, full of porn, Samshfags and Other M apologists.

They used to be a lot worse when it was filled with nothing but with these images of her saying she'll do various fetishy things. For at least a month it drowned out any and all actual Metroid discussion.

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I made Samus on Skyrim

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Try Samus Returns then, it's a return to form.

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Samus is not a dog take that back

You're right. Dogs love you.

is retired
for now

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Am I the only one who can't fap to Samus? It's one of those characters that I could not picture for the life of me in a sexual situation, especially considering how aloof she is.

It's just not right.

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I'm weird about Samus in that I'll take her in nearly any sexual or fetishistic scenarios in fanart but as far as the games go I want her to be unsexualised as possible outside of game-clear screens. I have fanart Samus and actual game Samus sort of kept separately in that regard.

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that's too far for me, bro

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And when I say unsexualised I don't mean the whole "samus must be a ultra-butch shaved head grizzled gorilla covered in scars because that fits my mental image of a tough bounty hunter" kind of thing, Fusion Samus is the best Samus. I just want the suit to stay on.

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Fuck off trap fag, you're basically a homo

Samus Aran

>traps being merely "basically" homo
There's no room for interpretation with traps being gay, user.

Bayo Netta

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I can see that. I even do that for a few other characters.
Sometimes I get really weird like with Street Fighter. Chun is too lame to fight against to see anything past that. Then someone like Laura is just sex.

But if you clarify that what is wrote is bait you are not falling for it,retard.

Come on, just let Doomguy into Smash bros. to get more artwork like this pic related guys.

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Wasn't there an old game where her ass was super big?

CAST HER Yea Forums

That unlikable cunt Brie Larson isnt allowed

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nice gamer thread

Tilda Swinton

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What if Metroid was a boy?

Does Jessica Biel still do stuff?

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She doesn't do action oriented roles anymore afaik.

Approximately nine years old, the same age as when ACfag started his rampaging autism.

A digitalized voice, because Samus should be retconned into a non-human AI that operates the varia suit.

I can't remember the last time an actress actually got buff for an action role.

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Who is ACfag anyway? I don't go to Metroid threads that often, so I've only seen that name when people are bitching about him.

How fast can I get arms and shoulders like those? They're pretty aesthetic

That's rude.

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Fuck off and die, you degenerate scum

Yes

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based

You seem upset.

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I love my wife Samus!

How about Emily Blunt then?

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I just wish they went more step with the echoes in Ultimate. I'm super happy that Dark Samus got in but she's probably the worst offender of poor representation for a character that absolutely does have potential moves to pull from, alongside Ganondorf.

It's just a shame since her intimidation factor is a huge part of her and they nail it for her animations, but then weaken it by her just doing what Samus does instead of doing crazy eldritch tentacle and clone shit for her moves.

Just one thing to make her feel MECHANICALLY more intimidating or evil would've been cool. Maybe make her Charge Shot and Missiles do less raw damage but make up for it with additional phazon "poison" damage over time like Eiga.

People like you need to be exterminated.

Why?

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Because you're a degenrate scumbag and the product of extreme liberalism where people are told "everything is normal".

Now you're going on about liberalism. Aren't you just a child throwing a hissyfit that someone's into something you're not?

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Isn't it though? I've had sex with 5 different girls and they all had a dick.

Not everything should be considered OK. We need to have certain standards and you degenerate behaviour in not part of that. You disgusting freaks.

So, why're you posting these without mentioning the source?

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I wanna frot with Samus, even though she'd be so much bigger that it would be embarassing!

Reading this is getting me hard. I mean, who hasn't fantasized about sucking their own cock. Sometimes when I'm super aroused I get turned on just by looking at my own dick.

I always chuckle a bit when I see this image. Her ass is gargantuan, mondo colossal.

I dont think you have

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Wait shouldn't you already be turned on in general if you're aroused?

Artist is crap-man. Despite the name, he does good work.
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=crap-man

>We need to have certain standards
Says the guy on Yea Forums. I'm sure you would make the perfect judge of what is acceptable and what isn't.

And that's a good thing.

Is it?

Its accurate so lets disregard it

Yes.

But she has a mom butt

The last one I remember was Angelina Jolie for Tomb Raider. Apparently she got so buff, they used a slimmer actor for some scenes.

We do have certain standards and we hold ourselves to them when we conduct public relations, but if you intend to enforce those standards for digital communications you are a nutcase.

>didn't get to show off her muscles
gay

Ronda Rousey has stated multiple times thst she wants to play samus in a metrpid movie. She's apparently a big fan.
Honestly though there's no way it wont be cheese theft or scarlett johansson

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What a fleshy butt!

She's a terrible actress and a terrible person.

>terrible person
What did she do?

it's an imaginary bogeyman that primefags made up for "anyone who doesn't agree that prime is the best metroid is made up samefag guy who made us mad"

>terrible person
Dilate trannyfag

Basically an overhyped child that bought into her own hype. When she confronted actual fighters in the octagon her ego was hurt so bad she spent her time insulting the people that defeated her and sulking

She's a shit actress too, if MK11 is anything to go by.

And you know all the domestic abuse, but yeah those too

futabump

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Fuck no.
I option Antje Traue.