Well?

Training child soldiers

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Pretend the scientists are right and the sun causes skin cancer, when we're you outside during daylight last and where on your body is the cancer?

Killing midgets with a buzz axe.

you should stay in that cesspit then stop coming back

>so the urge to commit a violent act doesn't seem as bad
But I don't have those urges in the first place, because I'm not an inner-city degenerate or a mentally ill redneck. I guess video games are harmless after all.

Helping a one-eyed guy I knew from college get back at his incestual ex-gf.

Peeling my skin off with a razor to become a demon so instead of crying at my enemies i can shoot blood out of my eyes instead

Rolling up everything I can at a vigorous pace. Eventually creating a Katamari of such mass, that it can be transformed into a star in the sky.

erotic roleplaying with crossdressers.

Praising the only true goddess Nyx.

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I'm either in a very realistic simulation trying to find parts for my robot servant/maid/helper... Or playing cards and avoiding the shadow realm, can't remember which was last, both were today

Playing the Action house and telling the people that Garrosh did nothing wrong.

Last game I played was King of Fighters 2003.

I'm now a drag queen who is setting people on fire.

>persona 5
Dating older women.

Beating the criminals of Gotham until they're unconscious.

I am now a serial arsonist who kills war veterans

>Rocksmith 2014
Playing guitar I guess.

Fucking a hot school nurse

>FoBS
I get "raped" by cute "monster"girls? Awesome!

FUCKING BOOMERS
HARVEST MOON IS MAKING ME WANT TO WORK HARD, SETTLE DOWN, AND START A FAMILY

Unlike you, I am a renowned fisher

>EDF5

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Beating women

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I'm a boomer, and I don't think video games cause violence.

a REAL boomer. not the shitty Yea Forums meme version

>Rune Factory 4
Farming a bunch of flowers so I can become a god incarnate, and trying to get the last few recipes except the FUCKING DRAGONS KEEP DROPPING BREAD FOR THE STUFF I'VE FINISHED.

colonizing an asteroid via a complicated mess of pipes and vents

Terraforming an island for refugees of an extremist religious cult in between outings to continue my two man crusade against said cult.

>original Ninja Gaiden

tfw my life will never be that cool

He's actually a zoomer and therefore doesn't know the literal meaning of boomer.

Defending an autistic shut in neet in a faux court of law against an egomaniac german rock prosecutor while a bald judge questions my every action and a magic loli makes me consider choking a bitch.

I'm building a brick wall.

Putting together a harem as I am now, apparently, the ultimate stud

Based Ryouna poster

>reddit has more interesting threads

This board really is a joke.

Conquering China and uniting it under my rule. My economy is so strong that I can buy whatever I want and cities under my dominion have flourished. I haven't suffered a Rebellion in years and enemy combatants rarely make it past my borders. China is best kept under my supervision. It is unfortunate so many have to die for it to be so.

I'm also a 24 year old girl, but I started this all as an 18 year old girl.

I'm going around, running into walls screaming WALL is PUSH.

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Piloting a mech through a series of corridors

Prevent the Anschluss

>Reddit is better than Yea Forums now

fuck.

rad skateboard tricks

> Now

Unironically always has been

i'm a spec ops agent fighting against another spec ops agent in what's supposed to be a training simulation

Going onto movie sets and forcing production to change the movie to fit my ideals

BASED

Band up with teenagers to kill God/an evil empire.

>Sims 4
Huh, guess I'm a struggling landscape artist now.

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~takes a sip from vault 13 canteen ~

Apparently exploring Mementos and trying to save a shut-in

Leading a space-faring empire trying to take over the galaxy while having no idea what I'm doing.

Casting fireballs as a wizard? What would that be IRL?

collecting cotton and selling it on the market

Whipping it, whipping it good.

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to be honest I am sorely tempted to invade the homes of people who pull fighter jets, VTOLS, and tanks in a game about mechs and beat them over the head

>Atelier Rorona
Forging military-grade machinery with malicious intent.

trying and failing to win the FUCKING WINTER WAR because Paradox is a bunch of Jews with a shit supply system that can't emulate the Winter War if it came down and slapped them in their money-grubbing Swede dick

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Exactly what I'm being accused of.

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We wouldent know, so we'll have to take your word for it

The boomers don't give a shit about video games unless you mean 30-something "boomers".

crashing to desktop

Killing vietnam fucking shits

maybe you should stay there then you faggot

Killing monsters that wander on my flying battleship while fighting the evil tyranny of a England/Spain amalgamation metaphor and exploring uncharted lands for both profit and genuine curiosity?
Fucking video games and their totally imitatable premises.

>Starless
uh oh

Back in my day all you had to do to get hired onto a company was walk in and give the manager a firm handshake. That's how I got my job at Lobotomy Corp, why can't you get a job?

I've never been there, but literally anywhere has got to be better than this.

It used to be the other way around you absolute newfag

and yet you're still here, replying to this thread

Wearing long white robes and throwing rocks at dark creatures
hmm...

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I don't see what that has to do with anything. I'm a terrible person. I'm not gonna go shit up something nicer just because I want to be there. I belong here, with other terrible people.

>boomers don't give a shit about video games
Have you been under a rock for the past week or so of news?

Guess I'm off to egypt

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>I hate myself

I think or is more your speed then pal

>pretend

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Who said that? I love being a terrible person. Maybe you should stop projecting and go back.

Road rage. Resisting Arrest.

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>I love it here
>but reddit is better

You dumb faggot. Don't reply to me ever again, chug bleach

I don't see how those two statements are mutually exclusive. You're clearly not as aware of the English language as you think.

Being a Twilight Imp and having people stare at my perfect plump ass.

The old farts around my way don't give a shit about video games. The only people that do are coastal faggots who are my age and younger and they were bitching about video games being problematic for a lot longer than the past week or so and they are just bitching about it because muh guns and muh representation and Trump doesn't give a shit either. If you honestly think your video games are about to be taken away, you're a retard buying into yellow journalism trying to sway people to hate something the writer of the article hates.

RIPPING AND TEARING

I saw it from a discord server first

>tetris
Well I'm stacking stuff but it keeps falling down and crushing people.

I didn't know we had hovercraft that can go in excess of 1000 kilometers per hour, much less dangerously raced them on floating tracks above major population centers.

Purifying the world (from {{{them}}})

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flying around in an F-14 wrecking havok in the middle east

Hanging out in a Moscow metro and getting mauled to death by your average American.

plumbing and killing fungus

Killing (illegal) aliens and those of a different religion. Just like the boomers want.

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have sex with an 8yr old, but only if she consented of course

A sexy witch on another journey, this time to get her friend back from literal Hell, and have to put up with a whiny little pissant telling me to keep up with him. He's got nice dreads though.

>j-just look the other way goyim, we promise nothing is happening over here!

Also literally punched a god's soul from Pluto to the sun last night. It was awesome.

>boomers
More like zoomers
Boomers grew up on games.

What character is that?

Actual 50+ real-world boomers, user, not Yea Forums meme "anyone over 20" boomers.

niggers?

OMG REALLY!??? we need to shut down this topic because someone is annoyed!!!!!!!!!!!!
pls reply back to me how more annoyed and or pretending to not be annoyed you are

No, you gotta aim higher

Zu'u fent krii enook laat dovah!

kikes

So does
Television
Movies
Books
Music
Painting
A forms of art at one point or another have been an outlet for things society deems taboo, such as sex and violence. Why just target videogames?

>Dragonball FighterZ

I'm... blowing up the planet with a giant ki attack? Wait, how does this even work?

Fucking a "girl". Was erping in ffxiv.

Terraria?

Healing and enchanting people with music and they die anyway because they're retarded

Becoming hitler turning people into monsters and destroying the church

You're gonna have to point out where I said coastal liberal faggots and jews aren't trying to win a culture war, all I said was your video games aren't gonna be taken away.

Because the people doing the targeting don't play video games, so they have nothing to lose. If they targeted TV, they'd be taking shots at their own entertainment.

If only Vydia could staunch the flow of otherwordly shitposters

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Killing stylized graffiti monsters with psychic pins.

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kill women and minorities

No, faggot, OP is talking about colloquial boomer

Why did fujos suddenly latch onto Joshua recently? The game's been out for like ten years.

Harvesting nuts and attacking the local wildlife with my oversized rock hammer

I'm going to start throwing people off buildings and then hang around the edge just in case they try to make it back up

You're just a weasel is all.

Playing video games makes me want to make my own.

>TWEWY in KHDDD
>the KH3 secret ending
>constant comparisons to Komaeda and other Kaworu clones
Probably a combination of the three.

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>Burnout Paradise
Crashing cars into people

organise a fancy dress party with four of my friends as we go on a rampage angrily attacking any tree within our general direction, trying to destroy them with medieval weapons and magical spells - by the time we are finished the entire Amazon will be depleted into nothing.

We will also shout really bad puns into the microphone while we do it, so everyone can hear......

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Saving America with a cool mecha.

Shit I legit forgot that KH3 actually happened. Okay, makes sense.

My nigger.

>TWEWY gang was in DDD
I almost completely forgot about that. Such a choice cameo, only downside is the portable expansions didn't get near enough buzz so TWEWY didn't get the boost Nomura was hoping for to generate a sequel. Hell, even after the final mix I'm not sure if it's got enough popularity to go forward. It's ZE3 all over again, a damn good series that doesn't get near enough love. I only hope if TWEWY does get a sequel it's nowhere near as bad as ZTD.

What was the most fucked up thing you did during the 70s? How much drugs you took? Did you get away with fucking school-girls?

Nuking Sweden for attacking my good buddy Portugal I am Gandi

Do visual novels count? If so I've become a completely delusional whimpy neet with almost no redeemable traits that's being framed for murder whilst looking for an imaginary sword.

Destroying buildings with a mallet.

>Insurgency sandstorm
>tfw no qt kurdish wife to kill daesh and turkroaches with

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Giving high school girls and female faculty orgasms.

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Running the shadows

>Okami
Guess I'll dress up as a dog and try setting things on fire by painting on them.

reddit is based and has been since 2016

Space dogfight combat? I don't even have enough money to buy a fucking drone.

Some German fellow, but with the shadowing we will never know who he is.

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Attacking wild animals with two swords then skinning them and ripping out their teeth and claws to make clothes and more swords.

killing elves

Dating my three spirit feline bfs

Exposing lies in order to make friends.
Guess the game.

Beating up a criminal organization with my bro to help save my gf

Shooting fire ants in Fallout 3 rescuing that damn kid. Being level 3 and doing that quest is a bitch.

I'm throwing black holes and giant rocks at people as I float above the ground only to SLAMMM them back into the earth.

Killing necromancers,bandits and an asortment of wild life in some dungeon that looks the same as the last five dungeons ive been in.

p5

Hauling freight.

Collecting rings and destroying robots with animals inside, apparently.

Fighting ISIS as a Kurd girl

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Challenging people with personality disorders and/or severe amnesia to a few round of a collectable card game while looking for my best friend despite his girlfriend trying to stop me at every opportunity.

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Chain of memories?

Phantom Dust but that's acceptable too

Collecting horses and pets and dresses

So?

Tossing women off tall buildings

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Solving Crimes (LA Noire) or being an edgy fuck stabbing people ( Digital Devil Saga)

>Rimworld
Committing human rights violations, running a drug manufacturing operation and selling human organs on the black market.

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fighting angels with magic weapons and pole dancing

Uhm... I can explain.

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Joining the navy, imperial navy

>fight and capture demons all while going to school and fucking cuties
Seems alright to me

>Sekiro
Chad and Stacy never stood a chance.

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i'm planning on conquering Britain right now, but first I have to destroy the french. no, I wasn't playing as a muslim.

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>Resident Evil Revelations

I'm fighting bioweapons while wearing a really skin tight wetsuit.

I'm gonna mop the floors of the international space station

Stopping the abyss from spreading.

The almighty ones have granted me a sword to cut my own path.

Fucking Zoomers. Seriously we don't do shit other people do. We are the ones that dictate Internet culture not the other way.

To save our mother Earth from any alien attack
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack
The EDF deploys!

Our soldiers are prepared for any alien threats
The navy launches ships, the air force send their jets
And nothing can withstand our fixed bayonets
The EDF deploys!

Our forces have now dwindled and we pull back to regroup
The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group
We better beat these bugs before we're all turned to soup
The EDF deploys!

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Popping balloons with various tools

mindlessly grinding to my next pointless piece of gear...

killing japs

based sekiro

Slaying cute innocent creatures and forcing people to work and fight for my Kingdom.

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Conspiring to become the greatest AG racer that's ever lived?

I suppose I'd have to eat a few babies and rape some kids to be successful if pop media has taught me anything

Jumping and hitting retards with a massive hammer and sometimes a bow

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Yelling at a Viera DNC

Building a farm for other people
DQ Builders 2

... Mining?

Collecting shiny reality breaking rocks in Chernobyl's exclusion zone. Also killing every gopnik that gets in my way.

I'm piloting giant robots to save the world

>Earthbound
Welp, guess it's time to save the world with psychic powers and depressing storylines

There's a whole lot of non-violent games being brought up in this thread. I don't agree with what they're saying but they're making it clear that they're talking about VIOLENT videogames so your "lol animal crossing make me want to pet cate" posts are irrelevant.

Running around with only pants and three frying pans which I throw at people

Jerking off, watching anime and lusting over some dumb blonde who blueballs me.

lol what are you 12?

So your shame is inevitable.

your hella dumb

Breaking into a tower full of demons armed with only my axe to save two goddesses.

Digging a railway tunnel so I can visit my friends faster.

shooting an alligator and gluing its hide to my gun

Fuckin jej

That's literally what the boomers are saying though. Do you really think these boomers are blaming Animal Crossing and Mario for the shooters when they say they were caused by violent videogames?

Shame of what?

One of us is missing the point the thread. I’m about 65% on it being you.

"Pretend the boomers are right"

Digging a giant fucking hole to turn it into some sort of underground sanctuary, I finished the hole, now I just need to decorate it

Dawn of War Soulstorm?

Alright, 70%.

Shrinking down to a microscopic level to get rid of a contagious mental illness that causes people to become wrathful, paranoid, and overall un-holy.

Bonus points if you guess the game.

Creating a totalitarian regime run by thicc amazon mommies wielding laser bows riding dinosaurs who experiment with genetic modifications

So I guess i'm a standard modern feminist

>HoI4
Guide my country to glory

Punching dirt to build a sand castle?

>Thief: Dark Shadows

I actually used to steal a lot of shit when I was a kid

>every one is dead
K

>Granblue Fantasy
Allegedly looking for my dad but instead focus on gathering as many large breasted women as humanly possible.

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I'd be a scumbag teacher who only pays attention to the students he's trying to fuck.

Just because the Reddit post(And yes, the image in the OP is a copy paste of a literal Reddit post title) omitted the word "violent" does not mean that's what the boomers are actually saying. They're blaming violent videogames, you know stuff like GTA and CoD.

This one?

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I'd be charged with animal abuse I guess, against big dragons.

Don't tell me to pretend boomer Trump isn't a disgrace to European races, Christianity, democracy and capitalism. Nobody takes him seriously even on issues relating to China or Iran unless they are paid to pretend to take him seriously. What kind of idiot pretends for even a moment that a guy who can't type has anything not stupid to say about the video games. All the guy cares about is Israel. Video games are too complicated for Israel, so he hates them.

this exactly this. what if we went after alcohol? boomers are all drunks so that's a no go.

I was talking about FE but sure

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Not even the Boomeriest of Boomers are saying that shit like racing games or Mario is causing these mass shootings. This is just a circlejerk thread based off of a false premise.

The boomer argument against videogames is already dumb enough without misrepresenting it.

There's a lot of overlap between feminism and HAES so no. No thicc, only cottage cheese.

I recall a friend's dad saying playing Pacman and Asteroids would damage his brain.

so, how do you start using reddit?

Shaking my ass at people for maximum damage

We all know what games the boomers are talking about. But we’re talking about games where you pet the cat.

Doing intense yoga

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building wind turbines and hoping the clang doesn't eventually get me

>never has dreams where every shell discharge is a life and you fight with blades to defend your own organs
Low test. Dominate that nightmare.

Fallout NV so murdering raiders and helping people, seems good to me. I can never bring myself to be a dick in RPGS because 90% of the time being a dick is being evil purely for evils sake and you get fucked for doing it.

No. I think I'll criticize this shithole and I'll take pleasure in knowing you'll read it and begrudgingly agree with me.

Then the OP post shouldn't have brought up the boomer angle at all then if the thread isn't actually supposed to be one where we "pretend the boomers are right".

I'm making a car and getting blackout drunk frequently

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Everyone is fucked.

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Shooting alien and getting stuff from random box I find.

I recall a leftist girl in my college saying that ALL white men are terrorists after Charlottesville. That doesn't mean that's what the left in general is actually arguing.

I'd call out a thread based on that false premise too, I just don't like these circlejerk kind of threads that misrepresent people's positions even if I totally disagree with said people. A thread saying "Let's pretend the left is right and ALL white men are terrorists, how did you survive your last interaction with a white man" filled with joke answers about "surviving" innocent situations would also get called out by me for misrepresenting what the left is actually saying.

Flying around while carrying a robot pirate with a fire shotgun that my ancestors built.

suffering

Wander around doing random jobs

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Killing killers

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she was right though

Oh boy. Do I have a treat for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=F70EXLwqQHk

what game?

>his fucking femur popping out of his leg
Why?

Pretty good game, actually. Most people just can't take the final difficulty curve.
Corrupted save data sucks ass, though, and occurs frequently.

Yeah you’re definitely missing the point. It’s taking the piss on the implication of the argument that people imitate video games. Hence why people itt are posting “pet cat” and “punch sand”. If violent video games make people violent, genital jousting makes people dicks and balls with assholes trying to poke other dicks assholes for sport.

What went wrong?

> REDDIT

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[radicalization intensifies]

Believing in my own Justice!

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Based starsector bro

I just want to say the people saying this are the actual Baby Boomers and not the Millenial boomers. Just in case anyone is confused.

well you would know, namefag

Skinning animals for armor

running around brazil in a business casual outfit but with a baseball cap and a bandana over my face shooting up the favela with fully auto weapons, which is for some reason filled with soldiers and other business men

Shooting nonlethal lasers at cute fairies and some like ghostly flames or something, I'm not really sure.

>Victoria 2
Being a benevolent yet extremely culturally insensitive dictator

Helping a blind prince get his fucking eyes back.

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I guess secretly fighting phantoms made of ether in las vegas

Crafting health potions..

Kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Traveling to hell to stop a sculptor from making statues that bully animal spirits

Conquering Feudal Japan with my dick

racing against sentient RC cars

Boomers are the ones who had to endure the video games cause violence bullshit of the 90s. Most Zoomers weren't even born during that Jack Thompson fiasco.

Traveling through time with a qt princess and a based frog man

Sounds pretty good to me desu

I bet the people having fun playing pretend think they're going to get out of fighting China. I have bad news for you:

>In a tweet on Tuesday afternoon, the president observed: “Many are blaming me, and the United States, for the problems going on in Hong Kong. I can’t imagine why?”

>Answering his own question, perhaps, he followed up that missive with another tweet five minutes later, ominously warning that “Our Intelligence has informed us that the Chinese Government is moving troops to the Border with Hong Kong.”

>Preparations for Chinese military drills in the border town of Shenzhen, however, were reported on Monday by the Chinese Communist Party’s (CPC) own media arm – the troop’s movements did not require secret intelligence to divine.

>According to the CPC-affiliated Global Times, the large-scale movements in Shenzhen are tied to exercises, rather than an invasion. Similar drills were carried out by the city’s police force earlier this month, involving some 12,000 officers.

Trump is determined to start a war with them. Israel will provide guidance and intel. The rest of NATO will carry out their orders.

trying to reclaim my family's lost legacy by hiring loads of guys to excavate my house but they keep dying