He is male

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Formerly underwhelmingly hilarious

>"I'd rather look at a girl's ass for 100 hours"

Sure bro, everyone believes that you exclusively play as female characters because you like to look at their ass. It's totally not because you're a swoyboy with low testosterone and you secretly wish you were a girl.

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t. City Slicker

>DEX
just transition already

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They do it because it isn't funny. They're like the fat asshole kids at school no one likes so they act like fuckheads for scraps of attention.

need for sneed

t. Mr. Gucci Loafers

sneed
Also fuck niggers

Have fuck

got you to reply. haha

>Not playing female STR
You scared of strong women or something?

(And not "strong woman - TM of Gillette")

Nobody has to justify anything to you.

So? No one that comes here spends their time intelligently.

I'm sorry, I seem to have looked away for 2 minutes due to playing Vidya... What the fuck is a sneed?

formerly hilarious

I only customize characters when it lets you make joke characters with its sliders like souls series

How dare you call us out on our mindless spamming

I dropped a couple of real life friends cause theyve been playing women characters all their lives and I know they both want to convert irl, mental illness isnt a joke its repulsive

huh

>he made this thread again

I think you're blowing it a bit out of proportion

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bro you put up with 2 adult men that try to make everything cute, they can pick to be women, and I can pick friends that arent sissies.

I don't play as female.

>not playing as the (also attractive) female to romance males

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>"why do you put every object you own into your ass?"
>"Because I can, you insecure faggot!"

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lol convert what the fuck are you talking about this isn't age of empires you dense slut

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>lol I changed the first line and kept the second the same, am I funny yet?

>he sneeds

>demented tranny missed the point

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I'm tired of these robotic setups
>ask question
>question answered
>B-but my flowchart says y-you're still gay

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I like being a girl

The point being that you're retarded? Because that was a given.

>Hates real female gamers
>Loves playing as a girl

You're all so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.

>i rather stare at a womens ass all day
See, and thsi is why you're shit at video games. Either you play shitty games where you can look at 1 point of the screen all the time not paying attention to your suroundings, or you simple a shittier and don't pay attention when something happen. No matter the case, you are just shit at video games and should go back to your discord RP sessions. Come at me and try your best homos

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Are saying that them niggas bedazzling their jeans or pulling up in school girl outfits? If they're just playing as female characters then you're being a hoe

imagine being this insecure

Yeah I bet you do tranny

you're still missing it

I like imagining I'm a sexy woman, then I proceeded to jack off. is anyone else like this?

What if i simply wanted to be a women? go fuck yourself, op.

I like when they pretend they're the majority "Sheperd is a girl XD" nah man, most people played maleshep get shitted on.

If there was a way to turn into a woman, I'd do that instantly. In the meanwhile I'm just a fat neet.

I'm seedy, I seem to have looked away for 2 minutes due to (formerly) playing vidya, what the feed is a chuck?

smeed

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I am. People here tell me to transition, but I like having a dick so I don't think I'm gonna listen to them

Nah, I'm definitely not missing you being an insecure, projecting faggot.

Every male has imagined having tits to play with at least once.

who are you quoting?

Not my fault there's more female options in porn games

>im urban

I just flip a coin for gender and try to make my character something different than most of what I've made before. Role playing is fun because you get to be something that's not yourself, and put yourself into a different state of mind. You're a boring person if you just make yourself or your personal fantasy OC whenever you get the chance. Put yourself out of your comfort zone and try something new.

>I'm not missing anything I'm just choosing to ignore it!

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I dont have a reason or excuse just like i tell everyone when they ask me. I like playing as a chick so deal.

What if I just want to play as a female? Do I really need a reason?

I'm mentally ill and gain fulfillment from playing female characters

There's no excuse. I just like women. Have sex.

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>all these strawman against people that are not here
it is like looking in an asylum where everyone is talking to themselves

No excuses, I just want to suck dicks

Of course not.

Let them cry over people having fun.

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Low-T detected

Why do "straight" guys so desperately want people to be gay?

>parents wouldnt let me buy Habbo Hotel currency
>made an alt account pretending to be a girl, slowly but surely gathering furniture in exchange of sex RP

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Yes i am a fag how did you know?

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>smaller hitbox
>cuter ass
>confuses my enemies with boners
>bigger tits
>less polygons
>cute face
>easier to scam other players
>gives me a reason to look at porn later
The list goes on.

Yes there are people like that. They’re called trannies.

BASED.

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I don't, but I also don't think it's wrong.
I think you creating these threads every single day is more of a mental illness.

...

that is objectively wrong
do you even know the different mental illnesses or are you just a zoomer going with the crowd?

Regarding RPG character customization, why relate the character you're playing to yourself so much? I'm not more masculine in real life because I play a muscle bound barbarian, nor am I more feminine in playing a female wizard.It's called a "role-playing-game" for a reason. Your character is merely a role you play, not a direct representation of who you are. Stop conflating the two, fucktard.

TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES
DILATE CRINGE COPE DILATE
BASEDBOYS BASEDBOYS COPE COPE COPE

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t.ranny

I play female or male characters because I want to.

whats a ranny?

>character creator? no thanks we prefer to use the default avatar everytime.

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You forgot "have sex".
The worst thing about this place is all the short, mindless, template replies. At best, they add nothing to the discussion, at worst, some threads end up being more than 50% template replies.

It's mainly white men

If i play as a woman people give me free shit

You haven't filtered all the buzzwords yet?

Based

Don't judge me

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Yea Forums getting the /r9k/ treatment would improve things so much it isn't funny.

>we normalfags now
Gay

>He doesn't roll a femboy
How binormative!

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have sex

No, because I hate them, but I prefer to see things the way they really are to pretending that things aren't complete garbage.

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It's because I'm mentally ill and wish I was a girl, like all other men who pick girl characters.

I always roll a female char
My dick is bigger than yours

A lot of the endgame in an online RPG boils down to fashion, and there is no denying that women have infinitely better fashion choices, clothing options, and voice options than the men.

Like I said, the individual phrases don't annoy me, it's when threads fill up with unoriginal unfunny repeat replies. This place might as well be reddit sometimes.

This
When I customize a character, I try to make a female version of myself as best as possible.

hold hands

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>using main features provided by the website
what are you a fag?

This, games that let you play as a futa?

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It already is

It's because I am a tranny

>greentext means exclusively quoting
zoom zoom

>she is female
>she plays as male whenever she gets any chance to customize her character

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I don't even know why desu. Maybe I secretly want to be one? I don't really care though.

>tfw never play female characters, only when forced to
>always build my male character to be this epitome of manliness
>find the girl most suitable to my tastes and romance her
Anything else is out of the question.

People are a lot more nice when you play as a girl and in some games people will kidnap you and do lewd things to you. Both are wins for me because I am a massive homo.

I meant my actual dick, but futa is fun too
pretty much any mmo has all the mods for that

>doesn’t remember that who are you quoting spam
Zoomer detected

>heh, i just pretended to be retarded
>n-no you

I dont need to tell you excuses. I play games with cute girls because I like cute girls and if I can play as something cute to look at then is good.
Also is ironic that you use a Simpson image, what is your excuse?

>literally respond with pretending retard post
Classic zoomer post

calm down tranny

He secretly wants to become chinese.

i'm not your bro nigger

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you can't be this retarded, there's no fucking way. i ain't taking the bait, i refuse to believe you are this retarded to not understand the most autistic of meme replies

>i ain't taking the bait
>takes the bait
Zoom zoooooom

Yet here you are replying and getting mad. Rent live user.

>tfw not a self-insertfag
>tfw not a pathetic loser who can't empathize
>tfw play whatever character has the best story and VO

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>Always play as girls in games
>Always ERP and flirt with dudes online
>Every day I wonder what it's like to be a woman and have a dozen guys gangbang you
>Don't want to transition because I think it's retarded
Best of both worlds. I get to be a digital slut who text slurps dicks for digital cash while also keeping my cock and balls.

...

This
I like my pp, but god damn I'd like to be an anime girl and I'm not retarded enough to fall for the tranny meme

>rent live
You mean rent free faggot

You know how I can tell you don't play many video games?

is that supposed to be a bad thing tranny

If I can romance girls I'll play a girl. If I can't I'll play the guy.

I love womens clothing

It's funny because every guy I know that's used the word onions boy was a skinny fat white guy. I'm 6'1 200 lbs 13% body fat and I only play girls in video games.

It is a bad thing because it discredits the entire argument. The ass staring is not a result of being shit at games, it's about spending so much time with them that even the ass shots are optimized. Playing a female character is a sign of an expert.

I play the tallest, fattest race in a game and then I get the heaviest armor possible and dye it with the brightest, most eye hurting color I can find. I love doing it in multiplayer games just to be an eyesore

>I am only capable of making self-insert Marty Sues
That is sad.

Based

>i ain't taking the bait
Sorry but you just did. Nice thread btw.

>When you're making your female character and you know she is just right because of the boner she gives you

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whatever helps you sleep at night tranny

>tfw you make a sexy female character and ur gf fingers your ass while saying what a slut you are for making a character like that

Thank for make another word totally meaningless.
I mean it.

Partially because I like to play as cute girls, but, lately, it's also a big middle finger to the stupid feminist bitches that decided to meddle in my hobby and try to shame me for what I enjoy: Cute girls. Think of it this way: The female character saves the world, she's accomplished so much! Oh so empowering! GIRL POWER! GIRL POWER! A CURSE ON ALL MEN!

But, in reality, she's been controlled by me, a CIS white male THIS ENTIRE TIME. Every action, every decision she's made. Controlled by my whim. Fuck you feminists

It's called autogynephilia

>capable
it's not about being incapable, if you are born a man, why would you roleplay as anything else that you are not and can't ever be?

It's my preference :)

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same reason you probably don't roleplay a retard

Why would you roleplay?

"Role Playing Game", it's in the name, retard.
I don't go playing racing games thinking they're brawlers.

>why would you roleplay as anything else that you are not and can't ever be?
So, like the "epitome of manliness" that the one I replied to talked about creating.

I always play female unless I REALLY want to RP, self insert, and immerse myself. In which case I play a male. Female characters are cuuuute, I dont identify as me being that character when its a woman.

>he doesn't play as a cute girl
Gay

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I can't jerk off to the grunts of pain of a male a female however I can

Why would a man ever play a role playing game?

ok tranny

>low t basedboy
I wish. I have too much testosterone and I'm buff as fuck, playing as a girl is my cope from being so manly, fuck my chad genes I want to be a cute beta.

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You can't convince me you don't want to be this beautiful powerhouse of holy justice.

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>that feel when all my friends are playing horde in classic
>that feel when want to erp as a human
>Know there wont be any cute boys playing on horde

fuck this gay earth

Based.

There's a difference between wanting to be a cute girl and becoming a disgusting mutilated man in a dress.

I want to be that beautiful powerhouse of holy justice

I play as a girl because I feel like it, fag. What's your excuse?

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I'm not a tranny.

>le cute anime girl, just like me

The only time I ever gave a fighting game a chance was when I play Guilty Gear for the ps2, I found Bridget to be cute and decided to go with him, then I discovered he was a boy, but continued on, practiced daily, learned the techniques, got both of his endings and made most challenges with him. What does this say about me?

>"I-I'm j-just secure with my sexuality you f-faggot!"
cope

sometimes i even play as a female in games where there isn't an option to customize my character

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cringe
formerly based

You were the first to bring it up. Better go see a psychiatrist about that gendor dysfunction of yours.

I can't even become a tranny now because my hairline is receding. Games for this feel?

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I don't need to make excuses. If I want to play as a girl, I play as a girl. If I want to play as a boy, I play as a boy.
In a perfect world, blank slate characters don't exist, because they're a god awful way of destroying any sort of narrative in a game.
So fucking tired of gamers needing to "relate" to characters.

>He thinks greentext can only be used for quoting.

Get a load of this cracked.com level faggot.

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Is this canon?

seek therapy, pretending to be a woman wasn't going to fix your life in the first place

Poopoopeepee

i really like girls and whenever I have the opportunity to see one even if it's just a recreation I don't miss it

What are you implying? Because "implying" is a form of quoting. Specifically, "quoting what the post really meant," aka what was implied.

Like 90 percent of the time, the female characters are better designed than the male characters

I've never met a gay man that plays a female character. Just thought you'd like to know.

Just because it was on Family Guy doesn’t mean it’s a thing people say

I can't take BBC if i play as a male >_

>Is male
>Plays as both males and females
I know, I'm based.

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>Implying I was implying

can someone explain the cuck meme?

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>male
>attractive and confident
>play female characters all the time
>gf irl and plenty of options
>comfortably bisexual
seethe more

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You play as a girl because you're a tranny

Same

Did you just assume my gender irl AND in game you cis scum?

Okay tranny.

Just pointing out the obvious tranny defending his mental illness.

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CUMMMMMMMBRAIIINNNN

I've been balding for a while and it's not fun, but fucking hell... imagine being bald AND a tranny. No wonder they kill themselves.

i have ryona fetish

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based

There's plenty of bald trannies but that pic is obviously a shoop.

>I play girls to look at their asses.

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That's a legitimate reason if I ever heard one.

I love girls.
Though concept to accept for you zoomers I guess.

kys newfag

Thinks Tough is spelled Though.
All that CUM messing with your brain, user?

usually if anyone asks, I log on my alt with the tight leather bulge-bearing pants that looks kinda like van darkholme and strut around them asking to fuck them in the ass or wrestle them in just underwear to "Show them who's boss of the gym"
that usually works

Sex is the biggest thing that pushed me to become a creative though
Checkmate kid

>Tranny can't spell

Typical.

That's the level of effort you deserves.

t.tranny sjw

Aren't sex and masturbation noted to be what drove most artists?

formerly humorous

who are you quoting?

All music was, and mostly still is, about trying to get a girl to fuck you

You're the one playing as a girl tranny.

>Though

Wanting to have sex does not mean you are a kumbrain.
Jerkin it and consuming porn does.

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LMAO my ass off with this thread.
I always play as male because, at least, in video game i can be a badass. Play as a woman and acting like one is a faggot thing. People who play fenale character or either have a vagina or would like to have one.

Based

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Not really. Both are unnatural and go against the will of God.

What's the issue here exactly?

Make sure to stay away from these weirdo's.

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Here's my RPG process:

1. Play as a male, goody-two-shoes hero
2. Play through again as female psychopath just in case there is any gender-locked content.

>God.
lol

I play as a male character because I just prefer playing as guys, they tend to have cooler armor and no one thinks of orbiting or harassing me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I don't self insert into videogames

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What games let me brutally slaughter trannies?

Welcome to cringetown
population: you

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Any MMO with pvp

>he is male
>he doesn't want to play as a badass old man whenever he gets a chance to customize his character

let the excuses come rolling in

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>only male options look like ogres
>or overgrown mongoloids with gorilla arms and exaggerated muscles
>females all look aesthetically pleasing
fite me

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I do that. I like looking at women. Come at me.

> Played dude in his 30s with a little girl companion that's like a daughter in Dragon Age
> Played old af british badass in Saints Row 3
> Play female in MHW cuz male armor looks like a gundam
> Play trap potato in FFXIV
Am I doing this right?

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I like females, they are pleasing to look at.
I play men on my first "canon" playthrough though

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