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Wait sony is making a movie about the angry video game nerd?

HE'D RATHER HAVE
A HEART ATTACK

>can you believe this SHIT
>I'm just sitting around trying to relax and all of a sudden I find myself in some weirdass game that attempts to be some kind of 2deep4u artistic shit concept game
>and the fucking creator of the game doesnt even give me some badass lines to say or lets me be a playable character or have some gameplay
>instead the creator has SHIT so far up his ASS into his brains a literal SHIT for brains that I'm stuck being some dummy 3d model for pure grade A bullshit cutscenes I didnt fucking ask for
>I mean what the fuck is the point of this dogshit? Fucking NES games had more gameplay and were more creative then this bull semen vomit. Whoever made this putrid pile of shit is clearly some failed wannabe burnout that could never cut it in hollywood as a director so he decides to bum his mediocre slop on overgrown manchildren
>You know what. I think I'm gonna fire up that shittyass truck sim game instead. As pure ass as that was atleast the creators didnt have a fucking septic tank of shit backed up in them that they produced 10 hours of cutscene vomit.

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And then there's this piece of shit...

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what do you estimate the cutscene to gameplay ratio will be?

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1:20

>Every time he resurrects.

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Kojimbob will try to beat his previous world record for longest cutscene in MGS4. You'll have 30+ minute cutscenes

This is KNHO

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i dident fuck up metaru geah i did naht... its bowlshit... oh hai norman reedus!