Hi Yea Forums

Hi Yea Forums
Been playing breath of the wild because I recently got. Amazing game, I immerse myself in the world whenever I have the freetime to play it.

But In this village there is a villager I visit at least once on every playthrough. The sound of her voice sooths me as if it were from my mother greeting me. I feel at peace whenever I'm around her, and I constantly annoy her when I go into her shop. I like to think she finds me endearing.

Because I find her as such. Shes a little older but incredibly beautiful. Shame her husband is away often. If only the game would let you keep her company.

>I think I'm in love with an Npc.

Is this at all possible? Any other canons have similar experiences?

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Go to be /vg/ threads please...
That is the mentally ill board.

Come on friend this the only place I felt comfortable sharing this shit. Am i truly being autistic here?

yes

I fell in love with a dildo once.

*test*
gamer

lel they censored 'c*mbrain'

I think you're being unfair. Put yourself in my shoes. If you met her youd love her.

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I assure my attraction is wholesome. Yes she's gorgeous and I bet she could show me a thing or two being an older woman.

But I honestly think I'm in love.

Eat shit and die.

Come on user I'm being serious.

You just gotta use your going into games machine man, here you can borrow mine

well you do you guy, its a bit weird being in love with a fictional character, but I'm happy for you

this should be posted on every single porn thread on Yea Forums, I don't understand why people do this when there are literally porn links to other boards for anime titties and ass at the top of the website

Haha if only there was such device. Perhaps one day in the future we'll have ready player one levels of vidya.

Where the fuck do you think you are?

Thanks user. I fear I have slight delusions and it might get unhealthy. But no one has to know except you fags.

>he doesn't have a going into games machine
hahahahahaha

How is zelda's tight booty porn.
Go payperview a porno boomer.

ahahaha autistic loser

I'd rather not take powerful narcotics to hallucinate myself into breath of the wild.

You want to, I know you want to. Don't you want to, goy boy?

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That's not nice user. This is the only place I felt comfortable discussing this.

For anyone wondering it's the shieka village. The owner of the curious quiver. I love her joyous exclaims whenever I sell her something. I enjoyed every bit of her quest. I wish there was more.

>brown
haha eww

Not a fan of brownies either but I made a strange exception for her :3

Rola?

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Shes beautiful isnt she

seek help

yikes

I want her to be your gf

Me too.

Why? I'm not hurting anyone.

>Am i truly being autistic here?

Yes. here is an example of who you claim to be in love with.

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What!? Shes gorgeous.

Your taste in random NPCs is horrendous OP. My random NPC wife is industrious, cute, she an alchemist and a shroud business woman.

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I mean arent we all just lines of code.

Cool mod. But link is already top tier waifu.

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Post a pic of the lady

mmm dueling peaks

Who are you quoting?

I assure you this is from my own mind.

she's lonely user

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>No one has said "brap"
I'm not sure I'm in Yea Forums anymore. This place never shows restraint on low hanging fruit.

It pains me knowing she goes to bed alone. I'd love to at least keep her company bring her some food every once in a while. Shame that's not a feature.

I ship it

You can't understand because you're a reddit newcomer to Yea Forums(nel). "Porn" has been posted here since forever.

you are aware that this is a video game lad?
it's not real, call up to me and bazza and we will smash a few pints so you can forget about her m8

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Would Nintendo try to sue him if he married her?

I wouldnt go as far. Itd be too painful.

...on the bright side I don't think you're going to have any competition. I don't think anyone else in the history of the world has or will waifu Rola

I'm aware my nigga. But lonely shop lady is the highlight of my day.

Except of course her ingame husband. Shame you cant kill NPCs in this game.

Thank you user.

we need a mod for this user so he can kill then assume the husbands role

I wish rola would shine my arrow

"Sorry young man my shop is closed today...*sniffle*"
>is everything okay?
"I've been met with a horrific fate. My husband was...he was...blown to smithereens by unknown bandit while out on his travels! Waaaah!"
>That's awful....I am truly sorry.
>I then proceed to help her close up and cook her a nice meal. It's the least I could do for throwing a bomb into that bastard.

I mean yes, but so is a rock.

It clearly won't take her long to grieve...

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I think we can all agree that Ivee is the best right?

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This game has way too many cute NPCs

Your not really getting the whole "destined to be with Zelda throughout all of time" thing are you?

Explain that to OoT Link.

True, even that one who rages if you step on the flowers.

Don't mind me, just stealing yo girl

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This. Not to mention Oracle of Ages where Link literally marries a fucking tree.

How can OP have taste that garbage?

Surprised Jules hasn't been namedropped yet.

>Just a little secret between us Hylian vai, right? Hehehe.

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I don't remember, does her actually marry her or does he just get engaged? Link getting engaged to random girls and then not actually getting with them seems to be a recurring theme.

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