Today’s dinner is steak and then a cake that’s yummy yum~

Pre-timeskip Annette looks like a villager NPC. What could you possibly see in her?

>dork

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Also she's cute. CUTE.

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same except i want to mating press gustave in front of anette

The patricians choice, I see.

She looks like a lesbian main character.

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Because shitposters keep ruining the gameplay threads, it's the curse of Fire Emblem. Retarded oldfags that probably never played anything besides a GBA game or Ike's games would rather die than see people actually discuss the gameplay and enjoy the game, so they ruin gameplay threads. They can't do shit in waifu threads so those are left alone.

erk > pent

That's nice, but to this day we still can't even discuss Fates gameplay on Yea Forums, let alone Three Houses. Echoes ironically gets a free pass but can't have gameplay discussion anyway because it's a shallow piece of shit.

I love my girl!

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i have not played echoes, but i always see people complaining about how bad the maps are

>he doesn't like villager NPCs
Gay

Family with Annette!

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>Fates
>Gameplay

what's the "recommended level" for the last mission? I wanna gauge how close I am to finishing it.

>"girl"

I cleared it with my byleth at like 48. Rest of the army was between 40-50

My guys were 35-40

What exactly is her appeal?

I was trying for Ingrid but Annette is too fucking adorable

Stupid bitch
I want to kill her!!!!!!

Bernie.

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Bernie is burning

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dead meme.

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why would anyone set this cute little girl on fire?

Crests are to blame

Not as dead as Bernie

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My uncle informed me that the church is at fault, and he has yet to lead me wrong.

Remember what you're fighting for, blue lions.

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That's fine. I avenged Bernie by splitting open Edelgard's head with Byleth.

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It was the only way

and keep the knife cunt.

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was became taller than the empress after the timeskip. She had to die.

are you the same guy that's been making these threads with random timeskip portraits? nobody cares about your shitty threads. fucking kill yourself you giant faggot.

>Dimitri tries one last time to get El to surrender and only kills her in self defence
>You cave her skull in mid sentence
Were you the real boar all along?

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Is this the power of semenheads?

It is stated that Byleth was known for being merciless and uncaring to enemies.

>all but two of my units died in the final battle

Im sorry I let you all down but Edelgard needed your sacrifices

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Well she kept going on and on about needing to die so Teach just did what she wanted.

Byleth wasn't called the ashen demon for nothing

Does anyone have an image of all the characters pre and post time skip appearances?

>with cummy cummy cum

Burnie

Fatty

All things considered she got a quick, easy death from him considering she killed his dad.

Cheese

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Kek

It probably hurt a long and Byleth had to wash himself afterwards.

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Getting your head cleaved in half vertically won't hurt, but it'll definitely make a massive mess.

pick both?

>implying CQ isn’t great
When the FUCK do people talk about BR or REV gameplay

Finally beat Golden Chads and finally starting the Blue Lion after 44 hours. I'm excited

So, there's a church route, right? How do I pick that one?

You have to pick beagle house

>Normie Yea Forums reviewer does a review for Three Houses.
>Calls it "Awesometacular" and the best of all the FE games he's played.

youtu.be/kmtgwkI8a1Q

>"I picked Black Eagles"

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Kill yourself nigger nig

Sneaking into Edelgard’s room to have sex with her in only her C support!

I think Game Reviewers love Black Eagles because it's the shortest route

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I wouldn't mind filling her tummy tum with some cake frosting if you catch my drift haha

Why does he keep on walking in on people doing embarrassing things?

He gets off on it

Can I fuck Rhea if I go Deer??? second playthrough so I can just buy her supports, right? or should I have gone church route jnstead?

Church route only.

His autism lets him sense when others are being autistic nearby

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>Creepity creep~
>Living in a land that's dark and blinded by the frigid cold
>Creeping through the loneliness for ages untold
>In your heart you're desperate for the sweet embrace of light
>Pushing through and crawling with all of your might
>HERE! Creepy creepy creepity creep
>NOW! Creepy creepy creepity creep

how does this class recruitment thing work?
can you just have all the characters in your class or is there not a limit to how many students you can have?
obviously I don't want to waste slots in my rosters if there's only so many but if not I'll just recruit everyone

No limits, feel free to nick everyone from the other classes to show who's the hottest professor around.

There's no limit, but what makes this game so kino is being forced to kill all your students in the war phase, so don't recruit too many

RED ALERT, I REPEAT RED ALERT. YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY GET YOURSELF KEKED IN THIS GAME IF YOU A RANK YOUR S RANK AFTER CHOOSING THEM FOR YOUR S RANK BEFORE THE FINAL MAP. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DON'T BE LIKE ME AND GET KEKED BY FERDINAND A RANKING EDELGARD

Greetings, Yea Forums! Nothing to report!

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>Getting unironically cucked by Ferdinand in the BE route

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I can't believe that nerd became this cute after the tineskip. I'm doing my second route now and I think I'll pick her.

Her timeskip hair looks so good in her warrior outfit

Is it more support driven then? Just getting a higher support let's you recruit?

Best girl holding a sizable cock!

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She is the uncuckable gigastacy. Not even Dedue can cuck her of Dimitri

I was so concerned about him after the timeskip. Glad he was alright.

You get em up to B, there's a good chance they just ask to be in your class.

B support pretty much eliminates any requirements. C support lowers them a bit too.

>m
Go back to the stable.

>You can actually cuck yourself in this game
CHROM'D

Just started Deer and she's pretty cute but that self deprecating troupe is tiresome. Might go Leonie instead

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Remember to always recruit her.

Timeskip changes her attitude.

Good choice.

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Which route can I fuck Sothis?

Pretty sure Leonie is permanently attached to your father's dick.

Kronya is a filthy Byleth X Leonie shipper and it's why she had to kill Jeralt.

this is legit cringeposting. Go to Yea Forums

Don't forget the time Byleth mercilessly killed the mage dude in the tomb that was just defending himself with a shield spell.

>get all of Felix's A ranks
>supports with the girls are all super romantic
>he ends up as Sylvain's buttbuddy anyway
I guess I should've known.

she's so perfect

she really is
>interaction with Leonie and Raphael
>I bought some choice meat lets share!
>interaction between Byleth and Leonie
>DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO BE JERALT'S KID I'M GOING TO SURPASS YOU IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE
even when you first meet her she's a massive bitch
>professor do you know Jeralt's age?
>it doesn't matter what you think of him, Jeralt is the most respected knight there is

best song only for golden deer bros

Deer bros also got the best final battle theme too.

Her fucking paralogue is bullshit REEEEEEEE

even in threads like this thats full of image dump of waifus theres more discussion about actual gameplay compared to many other games on this board.

>Finally meet your hero again after years
>His son is your teacher
>People get surprised when you speak about your hero to his son
Nigga, if superman was real you know damn well his son wouldn't hear the end of it.

She's significantly better after the time skip.

Leonie is good, you should do what I did and go Soldier-> Peg Knight (but with a bow)-> Paladin -> Bow/Falcon Knight
She'll steamroll through maps.

Is the mounted heavy armor the ONLY good heavy armor class?

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Hilda Kong is good as an armor knight

Automatic crit dispenser

Started up NG+ just now and after the Seiros cutscene there's the flash forward showing random images. Is there a modern day skyscraper in there as well?

>spicy!?

No
It's a building of the dubsteb molepeople.

I wouldn't be surprised since there apparently is finger/toenail polish lipstick and crayons

>"In my WHAT?"

Poor Felix was really interested in the songs

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Go around the outside of the map and don't move her at all. You still end up killing a load of beasts but when you make it to the north bit just rush the main guy down.

Well, yeah. Mounted and Fliers are completly broken in three houses, even if you run into someone with a horseslayer you can just dismount and enemy archers don't have close counter, so your fliers can kill them with zero risk

>but when you make it to the north bit just rush the main guy down.
It's important to note that a beast in the top left of the map has a giant shell to get.

>I can spare lys
>lazy girl hilda will fight till the bitter end against edel.
What's her deal

>first playthrough is BL with the dub
>curious about the Jap voice acting, go through some of the supports
>start with Felix x Annette C
>Felix's voice becomes noticeably deeper than the entire English cast
>"You're evil Felix!" changes to "Ferikusu no BAKA BAKA BAKA!"
wew

Hilda has common sense and knows following hitlergard is a bad idea.

That’t not the fucking gatekeeper. The real one has the faintest reflections of what look like flags of some sort in his helmet.

SHAMIR BEST GIRL

Shes one of the most observant and smart characters in the game. Shes never liked edelgard from instinct alone

>First student I have to murder after timeskip was one who I hung out with on several occasions
>He’s in an advantageous position at the center of the map so I can’t avoid killing him unless I want to put everyone at risk
>He just dies alone and scared in a field of fire at the hands of someone he looked up to as a kid.

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Meh. I chose Shamir for my lions run and regretted it. Should have chosen Ingrid.

Unlike lyshithea, Hilda is actually smart.

She's shit.

Dorks are always the best

Hello. Post Dimitri.

>tfw waiting for Lunatic to drop to do the Blue Lion route
Looks like it's time for Edeltard I guess since church route is apparently similar to the Deer.

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Reminder that the real gatekeeper goes to the church and you are left with his twin in edels route

...

Reclass her to thief (she should have a goof enough sword level) so she can ignore forests and fuck off in the fort north that no beast can access

Why is Felix a cunt to everyone except cute girls? Is that his type?

Demitri is a absolute beast

Literally every fucking thread.

Yikes.

:(

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>Dimitrifags are newfags
Why am I not surprised?

I swear Punished Dimitri has a hidden crit multiplier. Dude would crit on every attack despite a crit rate of ~20. After he calmed down he was only critting most of the time instead of all the time.

Yea that sum the new game up pretty well.
If only the gameplay was at least salvageable but thats shit too...

Lmao you're not wrong.
Its literally the worst FE in ages mechanically. Technically it could be the best Nu-FE at least, but they botched pretty much all new implementations directly by not balancing them.
Especially in regards to AI.

Its a random chance you brainlet.

You sure showed him.

>him

I don't want to start another run untill lunatic comes out, when do you guys think it will come out?

>t. Pajeet

>On its official Twitter account, Nintendo announced that an even more challenging difficulty mode is coming to Three Houses as part of a free update. The company hasn't announced exactly when the update is expected to be released, only noting that it will be out sometime "later this year."

dont hold your breath

That doesn't even make sense. God damn, Dimitrifags are brain dead.

With all the money FEH is pulling in, wtf is taking them so long

Settle down Pajeet. It’s just a video game.

Is it worth speccing into Reason for Felix?

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Meanwhile Claude runs the fuck away, abandon his friends and begs Edelgard not to kill them.

Pragmatic

dark knight master job
its just a caster on a horse, i did it and i kinda regretted it
better off speccing in a crit class

its fine, but not better than just going for levins. but don't make him a mortal savant, the class sucks. if you want black magic on him, go Dark Knight.

Is this a cake?

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Which Hilda wasn't.

She's 28 at that point so yeah.

Hilda is an unironic genius that pretends to be retarded, Lysithea is a retard that pretends to be smart. Sylvain is also a genius but a piece of shit with loyalty issues.

Hilda both didnt like edel and she was doing it for claude.

>engage combat with your unit against Edel in the second mock battle
>talks about soaking in your blood
>"haha I'm just trying to motivate you bro"

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Ashe's wife is pretty adorable.

>goes from delicious ara ara to generic priest npc looking healer

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I thought she looked generic regardless

Best girl. Fuck Edelgard.

Can't stand her Japanese voice.

>tfw almost as old as Mercedes

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What's the deal with Byleth's birthday? You pick it at the start of the game but then you learn your actual birthday from Jeralt's diary. Did Jeralt just tell Byleth that he was born on some random day that happened to also be Sothis' birthday?

Which is great and all but she wasn't pragmatic. Edelgard was sparing people if they surrendered and Hilda chose to die instead.

Who is the cute blonde girl?

Only Jap voice I that was inferior to dub.
Why the fuck did they choose that voice? There are lolier characters than her in the game.

Yes, and here's her wife.

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It's just flavor text as you decide on your MU and when you get your birthday gift.

cute!

Mercedes-Benz

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>hey user were gonna go fuck some black birds up u coming bro?

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No, the one in the blue!

Retard.

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Yeah, it was too deep

>tfw you can give her the dick so good she forgets her crazy obsession with Rhea

Do not call my king a girl!

Yeah, I'm thinking FE Kino is back

>that mission where they both want a stone from you
Ladies calm down why don't we just have a threesome?

SHAMIR IS NOT FOR LESBOS UNLESS IT'S FBYLETH

Bernie is for marrying in the Church route after cleaving Edelgard's head.

Nah, the gameplay is better than the waifus. I don't know why fags obsess about something that's only noticeable at the end (S support).

I want to give her a baby!

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This one?

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How many kids does Annette give you? Lys gave me 2.

>everyone shits endlessly on 3H pre-release
>it's actually one of the best in the series, everyone loves it
Should I expect the same from Sword and Shield?

Are all the routes the same number of chapters?

thats fucked up

>expecting anything but disappointment from Gamefreak
Don't set yourself up to get hurt user.

Ferdinand is a pimp in all his A-ranks, so he probably would've NTRed you anyway.

Look at that young maiden wielding a giant lance. How adorable!

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BE Edelgard is only 18 compared to everything else which has 22

The interactions on the other routes aren't as interesting. Most of the kino is stuck on the BE route where you should just recruit one member of each faction(church, lions, deer) to kill all their companions.

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HOLYS HIT THIS GAME IS FUCKING UGLY LMAO

>Fall into a coma for five years
>Wake up
>No dramatic entrance cutscene, just "Sup."
Goddamnit, ISIS.

Someone didn't play Blue Lions

He looks like that kid Guts killed in Berserk.

I had to murder ferdinand and lorenz first which i felt kind of bad since ferdinand mentions his family being stripped of power and lorenz was just in a family that pledged allegiance to the empire but bernadette hit the hardest since she was just someone forced to fight

I'll get around to it next so I can waifu Ingrid in return for being the MVP of my Edelgard playthrough.

Imagine fucking posting something this embarrassing, I sleep so soundly knowing I'm not an ironic weeb who spends all day fapping over jpegs

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Budding talents are kind of useless unless you're going for meme builds like bow mercedes if you want to use her crest weapon, but its so goddamn easy to miss most likely you already did

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I was looking through the event viewer after completing BE route, and how do you spare Claude?

Yes, Felix was fucking born to become a Mortal Savant and naruto run all over the battlefield

Not to mention, the autistic demon's bloodlust probably left most of the students killed by him dying more painfully or at least with a more gory remain like Edelgard.

Did you not get the option do spare him by just finishing the map? Maybe you have to kill him with Blyeth.

I accidentally killed him with Bernie because I forgot she dispenses crits like Dorothea dispenses blowjobs.

Because she hates her. Being pragmatic doesnt always mean doing stuff that will keep you alive.
If your goal was to rebel to the end you can be pragmatic about that too

Only if you want Mortal Savant.
Be warned that Mortal Savant has -10% in speed Growth.

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At least he had a cutscene, unlike Edelgard. Makes you wonder why BE was rushed for a "canon" route.

>just got Lorenz to A rank with Hilda

Please tell me this isn’t true

Well I want a crit spamming swordsman is that what it is?

My Shamir ended up strength screwed so badly. She had like 42 Dex and 25 Str.

Muh graphics 4k cinematic 15 fps zoomers never fail to appear.

What is it with master classes and huge SPD penalties?

If you want crit swordsman you go Assassin because they have high Dex growth and Lethatity.

I had him as Swordmaster the whole game, same for Catherine, no regrets.

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It's not gonna be as effective w/ swords as swordsman, but he's still gonna be a monster, and you get access to Magic too, which is super useful. My Mortal Savant Felix still one rounded pretty much everything in the endgame tho, even with Swords.

No he doesn't

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Horses trade in speed for Movement +1 at A+ rank Riding and general bulk.
I don't know why Mortal Savant got fucked so hard though.

Can you marry the Lords to any other units or can they on be romanced with Byleth?

Question with slight spoilers for BE route
On the map with Dmitir, Dedue + other blue lions, is it possible to defeat Dedue before he can transform? Does anything change if you do?

Most of them are sidegrades, not upgrades. You get more mobility or access to magic in exchange for worse growths

>you get access to Magic too
Felix only gets two spells, thunder and thoron. A levin sword can substitute thunder and is surprising cheap to repair in this game (~1000 gold/25 uses)
Or use a rapier to delete armor since that's also cheap to repair.

Yes.
The only noteworthy change is that you don't have to fight a monster. He still dies.

Yeah, but when he casts spells he does ninja hand signs. You need to let him live out his chunni edgelord fantasies

Don't do this to my precious girl.

Yes, Edelgard won't execute Dimitri. Dimitri and Dedue will just talk as they die together

Yeah but Dimitri's dub voice is better.

Yeah girls are nice and all, but where are the cute boys in this trash heap game

You can yes

Most of them are horses who get speed penalties as a form of balance. No clue why the infantry sword class got fucked.

Caspar is pretty cute. Plus he turns into Four Punch Man.

That's really precious. Is it a whole new movie for it, or just a dialogue cutscene?

I doubt it, I A ranked as many students I could, and nothing came out of that.

The execution gets a single image. The talking is only a black screen.

There's just absolutely no need to go beyond that.

The glitch is specifically earning a new A-rank with the person after choosing you want to marry them before the final mission.

Good maps are not the same as good gameplay

Oh I'll fill your tummy tum with my cummy cum alright.

Has anybody figured out how seed compatibility works?

A lot of the Lunatic stuff has been datamined already.
It looks boring, it's just roaming bosses and inflated stats with class skills.
They had warp, they had gambits, they had rescue they had combat arts.
They, so far, will be using none of it for the enemy.

good maps are the most important thing for the quality of the game

No idea. There has to be some way to breed the 5* seed without just randomly finding it on the ground.

if thats the case, i won't be trying it out then.

youtube.com/watch?v=HlwxV4_fYpg

anyone hoping for dlc classes? it feels as if half of the master classes are riding, lance or reason magic. where are my girl brawlers or male fliers? why are there gender specific classes anyways

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Maybe, but when I went for wyvern lords and pegasus knights on all of my playthroughs everyone else except for assassins gets left behind while wyverns clear the map.

>gender locked classes in 2019
I just wanted to have my Hero Leonie

Who knows. Guys get war masters I guess but no gremory or pegapony sucks. There are definitely holes in the class list that’s for sure. Like there’s no flying advance lance class for whatever reason. Hell the only lance class in advance is Paladin which preps you for the shitty master classes I suppose. Meanwhile there’s hero, assassin and sword master. It’s so dumb

Im hoping for more classes overall, there's no middle step between a bunch of classes like peg knight -> falcon knight

>glitch
We all know IS put it in there to continue the fine tradition of waifu's getting chrom'd.

Even after the huge delay this game was rushed out.
What a disgrace.

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Just make her an Assassin, it's better.

It can happen with Dimitri too.

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>literal ambush reinforccements

yeah thats a no from me, senpai.

Then she grows, up, I didn't need that shit in games too

That isn't gay. Felix loves Dimitri platonically.

Happens in all difficulties on that map

Nah, he is gay for him like his dad was gay fir Lambert.

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this literally didn't happen on hard on that map and you can't prove that it did.

Edelgard went the yuri route with Bernie when I ran off with Petra. Everyone except Lin and Dorothea ended up forever alone, oddly enough. Except for based Alois, of course.

But it did on Normal for me.

Any reinforcements on that map dont move the turn they show up on ateast not on hard so i doubt it happens on normal either, their turn just gets skipped

I wish I could just skip part 1 and head straight to part 2, or I wish they made part 1 different for every house.

Is it possible to get a Perfect in faculty professor training (pre-timeskip).
I'm in the last week, and I need to bump my axe skill to D and recruit Hilda.

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ive yet to see it so i dont think its possible or if it is its incredibly low chance

Wha- why is this allowed?

You could raise her support to B and pray that she asks to join your house on her own accord.

You can save scum that.
Save before the week ends and then keep restarting for the next week until she asks to join your class. Only if she's B support, of course.

She is B support.
I'm not looking forward to doing the lecture every time I savescum.

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>pic says he has autism
>refuses to do a repetitive task to gain a slight advantage in a videogame

I never said refuse.

It is honestly baffling at how terrible SoV’s plot is but because it isn’t Fates it gets s free pass
Like holy fuck Alm and Celica are a dumpster Fire of a duo. Berkut tried so hard to be a credible villain but fails at every turn at every turn but still gets “”redeemed”” despite being a horrible person

Hilda joined my second try.

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In time’s flow,
see the glow,
of flames ever burning bright…
On the swift
river’s drift,
broken memories alight…

Alm is fine, if a little bland. Cecilia is an idiot.

I wish Edelgard apologists would die. Imagine defending a war criminal just because she's a cute girl.

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One more god rejected, bitch nigga

One more avoidable massacre committed, good job I guess

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Tell me about "Those who slither in the dark"

>Those who slither in the dark
Never heard of them, quick rundown?

>Offer to give quarter to noncombatants
>Screw you, let's burn this motherfucker down
The absolute state of Seiros heathens.

Ancient magitech civilization.
They tried to fedora tip god out of existence and got fucking killed for it.
They then ran to an underground city and having been seething ever since and planning to kill god and take over the word with the power of mech, ICBMs and dubstep
They're pretty much at fault for everything bad that's currently happing in Fodlan.

>edelgard liked by a ton by normies
>lorenz one of the most hated
boy I sure believe people that tell me her appearance has nothing to do with it

play a different route you fucking mongoloid
Rhea unironically dindu nuffin and ungrateful humans are the cause of everything

More like, "Those who will be defeated in the DLC", amirite?

>chaosfag is an edgy retard wrong about literally everything
many such cases

Onyl if you picked the villain route, based golden chads and church kill them in their routes

Do you ever see Byleth's mother?

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Lorenz is based.
His support with Ferdinand and Sylvain are 10/10

Cry more, faggot.

Alm is supposed to be a somewhat flawed Duma parallel and really undermines the idea of anyone being a leader with his mark that everyone eventually notices. It’s especially bad when Berkut fails constantly while he wasn’t a born leader.

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She died 20 years before the game took place, why would you see her?

I don't fucking know, maybe a flash back or some shit?

Where is he?

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I want Petra to show me her tattoos!

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needs more characters

How do I marry the church milf

Imagine hating the chad Lorenz

cringe and trash, never post that again please

>give her a horse
>unstoppable killing machine that btfos shamir any day

CUTE

based alliance general saves fodlan

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You castrate yourself.

>play beagles
>give her plenty of presents (she likes statues and coins)
>get to A rank Support with her
>when the time comes, don't protect Edelgard
>

Lysithea needs to be above Death Knight for sure

She knows Edelgard is evil and the worst choice to rule Fodlan. You can be a lazy NEET and not want to support the fantasy Anti-Christ

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WHy are you not using catalog

>Trusting a woman who's "Forever 17"

Church route only, get her to A rank before timeskip
Now go and kill the red harlot emperor with dragon daughtermommywife

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Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Jeritza is the deah knight right?

Who should I give Claude, I went M!Byleth I need to make him happy at the end of the day

Not without true hit in a game that forces you to rely on dodge tanking. Or a game with hidden weapons. Or a game without durability. Or a game where 2/3 of the game doesn't even have good gameplay. Or another game where you can solo 90% of maps thanks to pair up

But it's true. Hilda will join you on all routes besides the Edelgard route. She's also one of the more powerful units.

Marianne

FODLAND IS SAVED

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Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Ye

> that forces you to rely on dodge tanking
What? You do know that Fates has 1 RN for less than 50 hit and Low HP making dodge tanking weak in this game.
Ryoma just happens to be insanely broken as well

The absolute state of Edelcucks

Cope

Bernie!

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I-Is that Holst?

>claims to be dainty
>is my Wyvern Lord of Death

Go back.

What will the DLC be about?

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Imagine the scent

Yikes

Lorenz, put the man a step closer to his dream

Probably addressing that tragedy of Duscur Patricia subplot that we never finished

>edeltard argument is litterally No U!
POTTERY

Bedhairie!

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Are you retarded?

Yep, I'm gonna need a source for this one.

MUST YOU CONTINUE TO RE-CONQUER?

KILL IN RETALIATION?

I don't like Lorenz making advances towards my wife. It's making her uncomfortable too.

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I can see it being set in the distant past

Says the Edelshart

Someone has to stop her from fucking killing herself

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i kinda dislike how easily he works up the resolve to kill his daughter
i know they dont have the best relationship but still

That's really unfortunate. I'm playing Blue route first and wanted to marry the pope. I guess I'll just go get cucked by someone and call it a day.

They're cut together though.

Who should I recruit over to BL after I finish GD?

Recruited Dorothea and Annette my first time. Mostly looking for good support convos

To be a little fair to Edelshits, you basically have to go off first impressions when picking a house so most people go with the waifu. Then a lot of people are only gonna have Edelgard's perspective because one playthrough is enough. And of course Edelgard's info is super flawed because she's got incorrect info from believing TWSITD propaganda so people have wrong opinions on the lore.

BE as a whole is super biased to make you love Edelgard when so many aspects are very suspect (why Byleth would side with the murderer of his dad and everything else at all, why characters like Petra would bother siding with the empire, Edelgard nonsensically being less evil over the 5 years from like a month of Byleth cummies and not using Demonic Beasts or lighting people on fire, etc)

The whole route is like reading one of those Snape x Hermione fanfictions or similar where the author goes "all they needed was love! They're actually a good person and will save the world! Also Ron and Harry are extra super douchebags now in order to make Snape look reallllly good. Please ignore all the undeniably evil shit they did or are still doing, they had totally understandable reasons so that justifies everything"

I still can’t believe how much of a Chad Lorenz really is though

What exactly is Edelgard's fucking problem? Why did she suddenly decide to declare war on the Church? I don't fucking get it.

>no mention of Edelgard
I guess you are.

>make my byleth use lances to be lancebros with dimitri
>he still uses a sword in cutscenes
MY IMMERSION

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Recruit Bernie, she did nothing wrong and Edelgard will murder her otherwise. Also Marianne will literally kill herself if you do not recruit her.

Lysithea to anally devestate Dark Knight and early Warp

Because the church is shit. What's so hard to understand?

youll want caspar atleast for mercedes paralogue

so regarding the ending text, what happens if two A supports are tied? is it just random?

Whover is higher on the close allies tab in the notes section of char info is who gets the ending if you have multiple As

My bad, I phrased the question wrong. Why the fuck did she decide to fuck with everybody else when the Church was all she wanted to destroy? Claude even says he agrees with her ideas but her methods are fucked. What was she thinking?

oh, so it's sorta predetermined in a way.

I think which A support happened first assuming Byleth doesn’t steal one of them

What if you found out Christianity was run by lizard people and it was all based around making humans worshiping their relative and if you "sin" you get eliminated.

I want Konata to show me her dfc

How many non-romance endings does she have anyways? I'm using her each route and want to avoid any marriage endings for the rest of my runs.

Caspar is needed for Mercedes paralogue

You want to be looking at my body yes?

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Mercedes is the best.

Cringe

Mainly cause she's only got like 5 years to live due the crestitis so she's taking what she feels is the absolute fastest way to remove the crest system. Of course the plan is kind of retarded due to the whole siding with the villains in the first place, having wrong info, and what exactly happens if she takes over Fodlan then croaks before wiping slithers.

Also she just flat out hates church and religion, she's a total fedora tipper mad at the goddess and any form of faith.

Mercedes is a dumb bitch

She’s become the embodiment of “if you’re not with me you’re against me”

Making Mercedes into a sniper!

she can't trust anybody she doesn't have control over

...

whats the best way to get a rank in a skill you never use like bows?

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I know she marries Ferdinand and Raphael. Her possible A supports are
>Ferdinand
>Lindhardt
>Ashe
>Lorenz
>Raphael
>Ignatz
>Hilda
>Hanneman
I'm not backing out to the main menu to check lords/retainers/gilbert

getting tutored, unless you're on normal then i guess you can spam auxiliary battles to rank up

what's your guys' favorite non-byleth pairing?

Dimitri and Marianne can get together as well

So... like a real christianity?
Add pedophiles into the mix too.

what the fucky fuck fuck are you babbling about?

based my fellow gentlesir :D you totally demolished that backwards imaginary friend cultist!

first interaction between dimitri and edelgard: she calls him naive and he says she'll be a bad ruler if she doubts everyone.

except the people who get eliminated were trying to kill the pope

Petra is everything I want in a woman, it's not even funny.

Delicious skin tone
Cute accent
Extremely curious
Smart
Long hair
Slim

She was made for me

Just handle Dimitri's lance if you catch my drift.

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a rank is a lot of tutors is that even possible

Can I fuck these lizard people and have cute kids with them?

She doesn't even get a name on the tombstone.

Looks like Hanneman will be the first non-Byleth ending I see for her, maybe I'll get more crest lore.

Hanneman and Lysithea just because he cures her cancer. I like a lot of Hanneman supports

Why is dimitri so based

HAHAHA

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I was going to do Best Lions for my first route but heard that BE was the villain route and thought you could conquer the continent for the Empire, turns out she is just a retard and you don't get to be Emperor.

I don't know whether to quit now and go BL or plough through it so I can do BL with NG+ goodies.

Censor that shit, wtf

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Just accept that Byleth will be stuck in his special class for a while. You will get access to more tutors in each skill after the time skip.

Just do her paralogue. It gives you the lore.

It's still the faster way given how much exp tutoring gives vs the typical gain rate of just attacking with a weapon.

Cutest autist

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Hopefully unfucking all of the writing after Jeralt's death where everything starts falling apart.

Edelgard's route is like 4 chapters shorter than the rest so might as well finish it up quick.

Well, the church as an organization is rotten to the core, you can't argue with that.
I don't really give a fuck about what people believe in.

WHY

Is it fair to say ancient Agartha was like Numenor in the Silmarillion? A prosperous nation blessed by God that grew arrogant and tried to overthrow God entirely, only to have God slap their shit in for daring to try? I know Numenor was being manipulated by Sauron and Agartha presumably just naturally grew too big for their britches, but at least generally it's an apt comparison right?
Also anyone who criticizes the Church on the basis of being run by "lizard people" is confirmed for never having played another Fire Emblem because Naga was both the ultimate force of good in Altea and a MILF who transformed into a dragon

I hope someone out there has enough autism to record all dialogue for stuff like this, I want to see what everyone's responses are for saying no but I really can not be arsed.

hi

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youtube.com/watch?v=GGMu9jIZLW0

so whats the fucking deal with 5* seeds? do they give better boost items? multiple at a time? or just bragging rights?

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>mad his mom made him go to sunday school
keep seething

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG OMG OMG DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

cope

didnt expect that so soon, neat
looking at that channel tho I see youtube money drives him

I suppose I could just treat it like I got the bad ending.

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People were asking for long haired Empressgard. This is what she looks like.

Yeah. She's not really evil in her route, just misguided. Even in GD, she and Hubert kinda helps out Claude and Byleth after being killed by them. It's only in BL where she graduates from well intentioned but misguided to full on evil.

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>can't even use buzzwords right
fucking useless user

>retards defending the church are crossboarding shitposters
Why am I not surprised?

Iirc the Falchion is literally Naga’s Fang too

Dilate

>implying I'm happy with the current state of Christianity
reform it, don't burn it down

Looks incomplete without the crown and horns to be honest.

>she and hubert
He did it behind her back because he didn’t want them to get away with it, edelgard would take her ball and go home with it if she could.

I hate how nearly all heavy armor covers the character's jaw in a retarded fashion.

>has a fantastic magic growth
>her unique class doesn't take advantage of it

Nani?

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Dimitri

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>screenshotting a youtube video and posting it here

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But it doesn't want to be reformed and probably never will.

Bolt axes exist

It's totally in character for Gilbert tho. He'd do literally anything to protect his kingdom.

just started newgame+ as BL after clearing BE and church
do i save bernie? she doesnt deserve what happens to her

I generally like these memes, but this one is way too busy, half this shit can be taken out and the joke would still land perfectly.

Go replay GD. Edelgard was spiteful to the end. She's an evil bitch at heart just making excuses for herself. Contrary to what people say, there's little moral ambiguity to her. It's literally 1 good/pure faction (GD), 2 grey factions (BL and Seiros), and 1 evil faction (BE).

Sorry, I am bad with computer

You don't have to kill her at all. Claude might kill her, but you can skip the hill all together and skip triggering Claude by avoiding her range.

>and probably never will.
>what the fuck was the Protestant Reformation/Counter-Reformation
way to out yourself as a retard that knows nothing about history

It looks good in motion though.

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>rotten to the core
you mean just the core is rotten. the majority of people who participate in church are good people.

Doesn't matter, Edelgard will light her on fire if you let her live

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>sniper has the best outfit in the game by far besides commoner
>its a bow centric class
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but you can just use any weapon on any class!
>a tier bow req lmao

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if youre on casual there would bernie not be 100% fine afterwards? if not could you not just kamikaze her into a unit before she turns into burnie to save her?

It's cute.

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Imagine thinking bows are a bad weapon

nobody said theyre a bad weapon theyre just fucking lame to build byleth into

not on dedue it isn't

What's "dilate?"

I can't believe there's people STILL trying to defend hitlergard.

that would be cute if they put in the effort not to have the hair clip to that amount, small clipping is ignorable but that is just too much

I'm glad that someone actually recorded this. How nice of Edelgard to leave Bernie's ballista untouched.

What transwomen have to do with their new "vagina" periodically to make sure it can take a penis.

guess i'll just recruit her and petra for the bench
BE house really grew on me so maybe linhardt and caspar too

Falcon knight is pretty cool looking too with the tiny cape.

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look im not a BE fag but youre really no different as byleth
>send a unit out to bait
>they get crit
>welp later guess youre dead
>thotler does the same thing
>WOOOOOOW HOW COULD SHE DO SUCH A THING THATS HORRIBLE

If you take out edel she lits the shit when she retreats

Edelgard is quite literally the most evil person in Fire Emblem history. The game tries to make us feel bad for her, but I just felt good after learning about her backstory. Bitch deserved it.

Was it autism?

>edelkeks will try to defend this

Some of them are really good, like Armor for Hilda.

LOL

>she actually burns her alive
Holy shit

They aren't real people, you future school shooter incels.

what happens if I recruit everyone from the BE house except for edelgard and her pet? how do the missions play out?

The "handsome asshole" is almost always my favorite character in these games

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Yeah, playing BL, and the her route really made her "double crest experiment" shit hilarious. Like I was grinning while mouthing "fuck you" through the whole thing.

Agreed. Edelgardfags aren't real people.

Shh. Don't ruin people's narratives. As the MC you're constantly sending units into the line of fire knowing they're at risk of dying, and, if they do die, it's on your hands. Hitlergard does it to one character one time and it's the end of the world.

Why does leddit love Edelgard so much? You think they'd hate someone as nationalistic as her.

Exactly the same but there’s generics taking the place of students.

Same as before, just no dialog fighting BE students since theyre already on your side. Get repped by stronger generic mooks

Everyone is alive though

So basically, don't select your S rank until after you watch all your A ranks?

she expected her to die in a suicide mission you moron

One cutscene changes where Caspar and Lindhart no longer hang out with Deathknight.

Because she's a communist.

18+ Holy shit.

>Play GD
>Find out the people Ed is working with are actually responsible for the crests.

Because she's a stronk woman who brings communism to Fodlan

reddit is conditioned to like what they are told to like, BE was marketed as the main route even if it was just a decoy for Church route, to normies Edelgard is the Lucina and even so most normies wont play other routes or even finish the first one

i've spent so much time eating I'm running out of ingredients. planting vegetables only gets me 2 or 3 per week. help.

Buy vegetables.

If they die it’s because you underestimated the enemy or got outmaneuvered, not because you purposefully left them out to die for a shitty trap a third of their army is immune to. This would be like using lysithea to bait a movable boss and then expecting ignatz to kill them.

She used her as bait expecting her to die.
I dont do that a beylith cuck

What exactly do you think the risk is when you send in a unit to bait an enemy attack? Are they just going to sit down and have tea? You're doing the exact same thing as a commander for the entire game.

I like how newfags latched onto edel pre release and now either defend her shit character or now ride the fem blegh bandwagon

Yeah, she's just lying to her to pull on your heartstrings. It's mindblowing that people defend her. Fucking Sothis and Dimitri at their worst are Edelgard at her best. I will never play her route as it just makes me feel so absolutely disgusted having to fight for her.

bitch no I don't, stop telling me how I play the fucking game

>newfags
HAHAHAHAHAHA

where? they only sell seeds

>the first stage: denial

You don't leave your unit to die if they successfully acted as bait though.

Seiros*

Why does Yea Forums turn contrarian and dislike anything that becomes popular or is liked by a lot of people?

ANNETTO

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I dont put a dynamite stick in there back pocket and tell them to run into the enemy.

Imagine being this retarded.

>All houses uses a unit as bait in the first school battle.
GAME RUINED

>imagine not always throwing yourself into danger to protect your students

Imagine being an Edeltard who will never know the majesty of Dimitri.

I've definitely seen them in the merchant shops. Maybe it's a merchant you unlock later, though.

Why is marianne cutscene different?

ANNU

>edelfag on full defense
Kek

>Shitmitri crossboarder
I should've known. You faggots are the most cancerous posters in these threads next to Flaynfags.

Do the relationships really matter outside of tbe obvious waifu shit? I'm new to FE and sort of turtle my way around maps keeping units close by one another. Does it matter who pairs with who? I know in the prior game it mattered for the kids' stats.

Right, instead you just leave them to be impaled by spears or lacerated by swords. The NPCs don't magically have the HP bar omnipotence you as a player do. Byleth wouldn't either. He's just as much of a piece of shit as Edel is, if not worse, since he does it constantly.

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VERY nice.
Her pre-timeskip design is better though.