Round 2

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I’m not clicking that shit

people made this shit

Why yes.
I did.
I thought it was funny.
I like doing silly things in my video games.
Got a fucking problem with it bub?

Nice trips though, you alright.

>Sexy girl

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No, he had gay sex with Duke Onkled and Luigi

>haha it's just a joke bro

lol

>sexy girl
I thought a 2Dfag would know better

That face alone is not "E'' rated

He’s never had a kid, so yes.

huh?

This. This is how sex works in idealized fictional settings. Fornicators are freaks. Everyone is assumed to be a virgin unless explicitly stated otherwise.

He's porked like 3 princesses, definitely not a virgin, knows how to handle his pipes

Mario is a good catholic boy, no way he'd fornicate.

It’s a kid-friendly series. Characters are only implied to have had sex through cleverly written jokes or having a child.

>a kid-friendly series
Not thot pandering=/=kid friendly.

based peach.

>Is Mario canonically a virgin?

Mario seems kind of like an old fashioned guy focused more on work and adventures than anything else, so he probably is a virgin simply because he doesn't have the time to fuck.
Isn't that song Pauline sings basically her telling Mario she's willing to wait for him to come to his senses, stop chasing Peach (who isn't interested), and come smash her instead? There are definetly, at least, people who are romantically/sexually interested in Mario. Which is fair; he's generally regarded as handsome and competent.

Luigi ironically may have had more sex than Mario. I say this because Luigi is sensitive, talkative, well-read, more laid back, bit of a home body, but still physically as powerful as his brother (he's also taller, lel).

Yoshi has definitely fucked, but only because he's a dumb animal and sex is just a means to an ends for Yoshi.

>Cappy

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he looks like he really has to pee hhahaa

Definitely written by a faggot with asperger's or a woman who acts like a thot

he sniffs.

How’s more likely to pop Luigi’s cherry: Daisy, or this guy?

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Luigi is also most definitely a virgin.

I'd say Daisy, if only because they hang out more. Otherwise it'd totally be Peasley.

Personally, I've always wanted it to be Waluigi.

>virgin because he doesn't have time to fuck
>spends whole life chasing peach's puss
He is a virgin but your logic is wrong

I wouldn’t be surprised if Waluigi had some kind of freaky fuck dungeon where he dresses up like a vampire, but I don’t believe Luigi’s ever been there. I don’t think anyone’s ever been there except Wario, and even then, he’s too busy sticking his chode in a pouch of gold coins to be interested in anyone else.

>Isn't that song Pauline sings basically her telling Mario she's willing to wait for him to come to his senses, stop chasing Peach (who isn't interested), and come smash her instead?

Explain what you mean? I am ESL so I think I missed this

>sexy vampire Waluigi chains you up in his sex dungeon, bites your neck and sucks you off
god yes

I dunno, but he sure as shit didn't get any from Peach.

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there are at least 2 lies on that title.

This bitch had sex with him before marrying.

jump up superstar

Genitals don't exist in the Mario universe, unironically
Babies are brought by a stork

says you