Hows about a smile luv and a CTR thread

Hows about a smile luv and a CTR thread

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Liz is a good Christian Bandicoot

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dicks

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What about 'em?

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microtransactions

Why do the mods keep deleting our threads bros? Obviously they're just TSR and Smash fanboys.

Microtransactions

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Did that user who wanted to play as the locked characters on his lunch break still around? The assravaged hotpocket put the thread on autosage earlier so I never got to know if I helped him out.
I still want my payment of Isabella pics dammit.

Yes please

This is what a pure, chaste virgin looks like

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I love how for the first 5 hours of the day all discussion of videogames is effectively banned. Not even just CTR now. This board is just fucking abysmal and I really want confirmation from mods that CTR discussion is banned, so I can leave.

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>finally got electron blue
>had to buy every other paint first
So this is the power of FOMO

FIX BALANCED
BUFF TURNING
MAKE LIZ VIABLE

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Liz is already viable. People use her. Sometimes in more ways than one.

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What should I focus on getting next, paint jobs or karts?

Why do these threads get deleted and autosaged? Janitors can't handle the bandicutes?

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>Electron Aqua
>click
>click
>click
>click
>No unlock

Still have PTSD from this.

Too many people seethe over the mention or discussion of Bandibeauties. I dont know why. They didnt do anything wrong : (

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don't you mean a furry thread? the game sucks, get over it

that is possibly the most hideous female character model i have seen in my entire life

This is a blue board, user.

Are you twelve?

>people actually play this game

mother of god

Fuck jannies, fuck Pinstripe.

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if CTR as a whole was banned it wouldn't be the one mod autosaging threads to keep anyone from noticing

Source pls

Shes too much woman for you. You dont have to say it. Its always the case for the permavirgins.

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Also, How bad is the microtransaction price on the wumpa coins?

>Finish 1st without using any Turbo Pads in Hyper Spaceway

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You won't like it.
e-hentai org/g/1401282/d30f6b4c69/

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Lowest i've seen was 4

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The fuck? Isn’t that literally impossible?

Beenox is just shitposting at this point

It's because people keep bringing that shitty behavior meant for /trash/ threads or the general
Why do they feel the need to roleplay here?

Sauce

So are these challenges just randomly made and chosen? They must be for shit like this and bugged challenges. What the fuck do beenox even do most of the time? Zero updates, zero patches. What a joke.

You were right. it wont be my proudest fap

Reminder that Blue Hyena Crash is best Crash

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Was Thomas Wilson literally the only reason the mechanics turned out good?

>no patches
I have an update now and I hope they don't patch n.gin labs farm glitch.

Wouldn't know there was a patch since beenox doesn't announce anything at all.

Why yes, I do main Pura, how did you know?

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Which console? I still don’t see the microtransactions for Switch

Reminder to ask for Yaya Panda to be in CTR:NF on Activision's official feedback page
support.activision.com/articles/en_US/FAQ/Crash-Team-Racing-Nitro-Fueled-Feedback-and-Bug-Reporting

>Yaya's cute and cuddly appearance hides a crazy love for extreme speeds and she lives in a bamboo forest. She has a slow acceleration, but is very fast. Her petite frame and light weight make her perfect for tight corners.
She's pretty much guaranteed to be a speedclass, and we are desperately low on small cute girls like Coco on the roster.

Beenox obviously is looking to please fans with this game and might very well listen if they notice the fan demand is high enough

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Why yes, I do main Dingodile, how did you know?

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They don't say when they're updating or what they're updating unless its gp shit apparently.

Bone

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what do you think the outer parts of her large intestine smells like?

Hows the playerbase on Xbox? I have an Xbone but I got it on Switch for portability

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I'll check the numbers when it's done updating

Anything good in the pit stop today?

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>Track of the Day: Crash Cove
>no missions that relate to Crash Cove
>all the track-based challenges relate to yesterday's TotD, Hyper Spaceway, instead

At this point I'm not even mad about Beenox's incompetent programming, just disappointed

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46k champion leaderboard

Reminder to kill all N.Tropyfaggots

who here /legacymusic/

Are you going to go and buy the candy gear once it comes out?

how do i beat hyper spaceway without using any turbo pads

Already bought it. Just waiting for the website.

You do not.

You don't

not when biker crash exists

you mean Sonic the Bandicoot?

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>New update
Please don't tell me they killed N. Gin Labs.

my wife (megumi) is a whale! and i love her for who she is

Which console?
It isn't ps4

please don't

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Don't want?

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so when is this game's online not going to be an unbalanced mess of shit so it's actually enjoyable

God bless you user for being faithful

Never

These threads have the same IP to Post ratio of most generals

The what?

you are the gay

seems to have struck a nerve

>No Turbo Pads challenge
>On Hyper Spaceway
Literally how

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ohh I'm so angry, grr

I'm warning you!

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RELEASE ON PC WHEN?

Aaaaaa

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Summer next year or never.

anyone wanna grind n gin labs with me on switch? 4817 4075 6894

Imagine making these uggos your waifu bait when there are superior choices.

They'd speed it up if you fucking ask them

Yeah

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>speed it up
Bro, we live in age of multiplatform engines and chain tools so tuned it takes one click of mouse to switch target platform from A to B.

This is clearly marketing decision for timed exclusive, not question of software...

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"Trust me, we're pals right?"

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FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIES

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Tiny very good!

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Nina is cute! Jannies are failed abortions!

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Thats nothing.

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MICROTRANSACTIONS BAD! Let me make a pointless follow up video why it's bad!

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Someone should edit his "N" to be an Activision logo instead.

serves you right. faggot

Thanks doc

whats the paint job next to the tawna pink?

The person who coded missiles in this game seriously needs to be fired.

At least these videos are better than his LOLI'MLOUDANDBRITISH humor.

Nitros Oxide Indigo

literally sonic's ass

is that part of the pre order bonus?

Saw a video called something like Crash Bandicoot is RUINED or some shit, and I I swear I thought my eyes were going to roll out of my head. I'm so goddamn sick of overreaction culture.

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Trident gum and sour patch are going to have some CTR:NF promotion with codes to unlock a kart, a paint job, and wheels.

But can you get them without buying their shitty candy?

I didn't preorder but I did buy the Nitros Oxide edition. I never paid attention to what I got from t though.

Him and Slopes are so fucking British the Queen Mum personally called them and told them to tone it the fuck down.

Anyone got the pics of it again?

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You need a code that is inside the wrapper. So unless you decide to rip it off in the store and not buy it? No, there is no other way I think.

you are all worse than 9/11

Pieces of shit

The way the antenna is positioned makes it look like he's wearing earbuds.

There won't be any microtransactions. Trust me! We're pals, right?

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Thank God I wasn't the only one who saw it

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so what about us countries that don't have those brand of candy?

You can get fucked.

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huehuehue

well that's bullshit, am I really gonna miss out on an entirely new vehicle just because this game hasn't partnered with an external product in my country?

Come to the us, get candy, play ctr with setup. GG.

That's just mean

Wait to see if it's just a temporary exclusive.

HOw the fucking shit do I do Hyper Speedway without hitting a turbo pad?????

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>fuck Pinstripe.
That's what she literally did in the old canon.

Its not the first time its happened. Wont be the last. Yea Forumss jannies are just pricks.

Do the skip

>all these faggots itt that dont know how to beat hyper spaceway without hitting pads
back to adventure mode with you

You don't
It isn't possible

that roadster beach skin is pretty fuckin 80's. i need that shit before passadena is released.

>Replaying CNK again just to see what's it like after playing CTR:NF
>mfw the sound design
Look I love you Vicarious Visions but god fucking damn it.

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My word, liz has areal potty mouth on her.

>Finish 1st without Turbo Pads in Hyper Spaceway.
Am I missing something, or is that impossible?

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Little shit like that, as much as VV knows their shit, it always makes me doubt we'll ever get a truly great Crash title again. I'm never 100% convinced.

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You don't like loud as hell sproing sound effects constantly?

you literally can't even get past the first jump

>he can't clear Electron Avenue without hitting pads
honestly just end it all

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please post more of her

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Just do a mcflurry deluxe at the start of the race, and once you landed that off you would have a prime moment to get into a ragin cajun to finish off most of the track, and the finally finish it all off with a dirty harry. It is that easy.

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How bout a Liz

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Post your character/kart setups and r8 others

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This is some bullshit
It's the exact same shop I had yesterday

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ah yes, thank you
how could i ever forget

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Great, How would you make a good first impression on a date with liz?

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Be a good goy and buy Zem and his skins, user

>he hasn't bought all the drivers yet
it's your own falt

Has this candy already been sold or is it coming soon or something? Did I miss out?

but what if

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>wasting money on zem and zam
You niggas are crazy

me on the left

I’ve got almost 100 hours into the game and still haven’t got Small Norm, Real Velo, or Geary because of these stupid Grand Prixs

So Yea Forums be real. What do you think Spyro's legendary skin is going to be?

Will he have his shades and that's it or will it just be his glowing reignited buffed up form?

Is there big normette?

It's better than whoever is posting the Roo

That is Big Normette.

it is because that item was your next item.
if you have the items that is supposed to be tomorrow's kart deadnator will most likely appear as well again. i got roadster 4 days in a row. now that i have it nothing is shown. now i only need to buy costumes colors and decals.

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Skylander

I've been playing this game since release and I don't think it's good for my health. I hate bombs with mile long hitboxes and magic missiles that circle around me before hitting me during a jump. I go full tilt it's not even fumy.

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I already had zem and zam when I got the game

sunglasses spyro

Just realized because of the beret. I am used to big norm having a gut and pure red eyes.

The Joke is that the female versions switch designs, regular Normette looks like a midget version of Big Norm.

>beat N. Gin Labs without hitting a turbo pad

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GOD, I hated that shit so much. I would want to listen to the music so I'd turn it up, but the volume mixing was shit so I'd turn the TV up, but then the LOUD FUCKING FINAL LAP JINGLE would blast through my tv.

Well I'm retarded

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i've been waiting so long for a good kart racer to come to pc..

The candy has been seen in the wild, but the site to even use the codes are still not up.

>stock sound effects and broken voice lines intensifies

What happens if you buy all drivers? Is that slot empty forever or something else uses it?

>75% of the time I hit someone with a missile it does literally nothing and they just keep driving
>meanwhile opponents missiles never miss me

Is this a latency issue or something?

You get 2x skin slots

Mirror design 101, bud.

it replaces it with other legendary skins for characters you like

WHAT?

i got no idea either. i am also pretty sure there's a fucking delay when using items online because i get hit while using shields and mask all the time.

Hmmm maybe it was a cancelled idea or something? I would gladly go get some sour patch candy if it meant I got candy wheels or a gummy paint job. Sounds pretty based

Same as any date for me. Good hygience, presentable, laid back can keep a convo flowing and pique her interest in me.

yeah.

This, I have 4 character skin slots right now

>mfw in 1st place online
>get two masks in a row followed by two turbo boost

Gee thanks Beenox

The items are in the game waiting to be activated.

Just did it, and it's true. Fucking Komodo Joe skin appeared in it's place and I ran out of coins.

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They knew you would be assaulted with clocks and orbs
It's only fair you have something to defend yourself with

well, what else were you expecting? if you ahve no characters might as well get some skins.

Guess I'll buy that fat ugly shit Big Norm. Only character I'm missing.

>he hates saudi komodo joe
Imagine being this gay

I was expecting a bitch move and the drivers slot just say "sold out" or something. Activision you know

>tfw Coco will never give you this look, only saves it for Pura.

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I implied I want it but since I had to buy every character I was left with no coins to get it.

I can't find the paint job

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Ah man I like that. Guess I need to check the candy department next time I’m at Walmart or something.

>Ami
The sexually frustrated lonely young girl who slaves away at least 5 days a week at the gym, eats perfect meals, never cheats on her routine, and always hopes an user talks to her while she's working out.

She's a bit of a hot head and is always in inner conflict with herself

>Liz
A real potty mouth, a slouch in many areas of life, very unorganized at home but extremely charismatic, outgoing and warm to people she gets to know. She is hoping an user takes her out to her favorite fush and chups restaurant, and have her prince user hold her in his arms.

>Megumi
Loves to fool around, is very childish at heart, will love to go the state fair, watch kids movies at the theatre, loves being around kids and most of all her youthful enthusiasm is very contagious. She hopes she can find an user as cheerful as herself, but can't help but shake liking the reserved quiet guys.

>Isabella
A cool level-headed blonde on the outside, but a short-fused, lavishly living girl on the inside. She expects nothing less than perfect at all times, well appear very aloof to things that don't interest her. She'll throw her self onto an user who can impress her with flash and style.

>Tawna
Loves to prove her worth to everyone and anyone, and will always make her presence known. She boasts prideful posture is very sure of herself at all times, but can't seem to shake away the thoughts of an user out there, who could give her a run for her money.

Pick you're gf Yea Forums

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None of the above

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I pick Yikes!

>N Tropy time trials
>stuck on Tiny Temple

How the fuck do you guys keep Blue flames for that long?

no, its 100% true. I tried playing it today, but all the new optional microtransactions for cosmetics have made the game completely unplayable now

*flips table*

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All the bandibeauties deserve love!

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Pick your favorite path and turn the fire off
Never take the shortcut
Always perfect boost

You need to build up reserves from AT LEAST the end of the fire trap to Blue fire. From there, you need to be almost constantly boosting. When you have blue fire, do not take the ramp after the normal Sacred Fire pad, you won't get enough room to drift around that corner.

They don't release until the 30th so expect it to go up then

Is that what I think it is?
Visible panty lines?

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guaranteed it will eventually be available in the Pit Stop

Online makes this game unplayable

Don't worry. I'm sure Yaya panda will be playable on crash team racing nitro fueled. Fuck sega for replacing cream the rabbit with omochao. Omochao is a shit character. He looks like a blue flying turd.

thats why i dont play online

Don’t even get me started on Zavok...

I'm pissed because the crash team racing nitro fueled microtransactions are not yet ready for nintendo switch. I brought dlc for omega labyrinth life out of impatience.

still upset we haven't gotten the bike as a playable body yet

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>Where were you all day? You told me wed go to the gym.
I had to go get a physical remember?
>The only doctor you should be seeing is me. I dont like to be kept waiting either.
Ami be reasonable I-
>Nuh uh. I think you need another dose from Doctor Ami. On your knees. Face in my ass and take your vitamins.
Please anything but that...
>Dont worry. I had eggs and sprouts a few hours ago so it shouldnt be too bad. Hahaha.

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Probably too much work to rig all the models for it.

He's right.

Yeah I’m not a huge fan of microtransactions but I kinda wanna take a break from grinding this game and just buy maybe 2500 coins so I can play some more Smash and Mario Maker. It’s kinda feeling like work at this point instead of fun.

why is there no fan art of Tawna breastfeeding baby Crash?

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I can imagine Ami receiving cunnilingus from an user, while shes curling some dumbells and watching tv.

Stop posting these.

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Ok, this made me chuckle, what is Pura's expression implying?

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Karts have to share collision models (and it's already too fucking large) so bikes are a no.

The aku/uka/velo mask stops me from taking the shortcut on n gin labs. It has been patched on the Nintendo switch version.

No way fag

no way fag

>imagine the bandithots sticking their asses out while riding.

I can only get so hard my man

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How does she even control a motorcycle with those stick arms

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No.

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She actually does lift weights, she's has a very slender build.

Also how can you not want to suckle on Amis tits while shes resting in between reps?

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>no grape flavor
beenox just keeps on fucking it up

Do you cumskulls ever get bored of jerking off to your fictional retarded ass furry thot waifus? Fucking hell. Every fucking thread.

I like the 13 out of 15 playable characters who are not big the cat and omochao. I stopped playing team sonic racing the day crash team racing nitro fueled launched in the united states. Geary and Tiny tiger would kick big and omochao's asses any day of the week. They are a better cat and robot. Amy should have team up with cream the rabbit. The power character should have been chaos zero (water guy from sonic adventure), storm the albatross, aiai from super monkey ball or billy hatcher. I still have my copy of team sonic racing. I just don't play it a lot.

but does lab basement farming still work
this is of vital importance

Be sure to cum on your Twinsanity disc every night, like me.

Don't be a fag.

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so cool they added the WOC dragon into Dragon Mines, and Nitro Court

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by liking Twinsanity, that makes you a fag

holy fucking shit just nuke these threads
the waifufag autism makes them uninhabitable

kys

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shut the fuck up faggot nigger

The game is full of deep-cut references like that.

Leave

Nobody is jerking off to this, it just pisses you off specifically which is better than any fap Bandiclits can give.

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furfags don't belong on Yea Forums
go back to

more like
>no blueberry flavor
objectively the best flavor of all sour candies

>Nobody is jerking off to this
Whatever you say cumskull.

*sobs*
>What? What are you staring at bitch? Never seen a Bandicoot girl cry before?
Sorry I-
>You enjoying this? You think im weak huh? Is that it?
I didnt say th-
>Get outta here. Nobody wants to be around me anyways last thing I need is someone watching me cry.
Look I just-
>Its better this way. I said go you bitch.
Fine.
>God i wanna be bred so badly. Why did i scare him off...

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Why does this look like cgi? Its interesting, I want to be able to draw and paint like this.

Do you ever contribute fucking anything to these threads other than constant bitching

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Lol I really liked TSR for the most part but yeah I literally haven’t played it since CTR came out. Maybe I’ll go back to it one day but I’m gonna stick with Crash for now.

It doesn't look like cgi you blind autist.

>implying it's one person
paranoid jizzbrains at it again

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DELETE THIS, THIS IS TO PAINFUL TO BARE

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The Probulot 2000 has slowdown in mud and grass despite not having tires so if 2 wheeled motorcycles do become drivable, I won't expect special advantages only aesthetics. I still look forward to a motorcycle. I'll use the probulot 2000 more when the grand prix is over because I need tires for more nitro points.

You are functionally the same person. The same fucking stupid conjecture. The same presumptions. The same muh waifufag boogeyman. Every thread.

then stop posting your fucking waifu furfag garbage

I can post whoever the fuck I want

You should try it sometime shitheel

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I didn't buy team sonic racing because it does not have the babylon rogues. I'll be looking forward to Pasadena possum, Ebeneezer von clutch, and nina cortex.

you are just as bad if not worse. at least the waifufags can post something relating to the game. You're literally just stepping into this thread to scream like a bitch. fuck off.

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Old Coco looks like shit compared to the current one.

is for furfag garbage
> is for furfag garbage
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> is for furfag garbage
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> is for furfag garbage

It doesn't work for me.

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N O S E B O U N C E

is it me, or does Fake Crash's nose bend further back over his face than Crash's does? makes him look ridiculous whenever he's turbo boosting

>ywn rub heads with Coco, she only does this with Pura

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Alright fags, Princess Coco is locked behind one of the big nosed warlocks doors. Which door did he lock the Princess behind with your given amount of wumpa gold?

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He locked her behind Beach Dingodile my dude, because he's not a total asshole.

It's 100% behind the shitty N.Gin skin. All the skins you want are behind the worst possible skins

He misses the point that it is only for Wumpa Coins, and the price for them is so bad that it almost encourages you to grind instead. You can get 400+ coins alone by racing online once during the weekend on certain tracks. I'm not for microtransactions at all, but man him and many others online are really blowing it out of proportion.

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>able to do the sewer speedway constistantly now
>starting to jump down in time to get smushed by the 1st barrel more

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10 bucks for 11,000 is not bad at all

Yes it is fag, are you retarded?
Do you get ripped off by scam artists on the street every day because of how gullible and fucking stupid you are? Not that you would even know you've been scammed with your sub-80 IQ.
Fucking moron.

actually it is
but part of the reason why it is is because it's pointless to buy that shit when you can get it in less than an hour of play
which is why I am almost certain that the coin rates will be nerfed

>Get hit with clock
>The moment it ends another ones comes
>It happens again

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Dingodile failed me bros, one more.

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implying spending any amount of time online is worth while at all

told you

Bulldog Zam is okay looking but it's fucking Zam. Kind of a toss up to me which one is shittier

>one race on the weekend after the Pit Stop reset
>800 coins in less 4 minutes
Unless you justify 1 dollar is worth 1 minute Iife of playing the damn game, be the one to support future content and be my guest.

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fuckfuckfuckfuck

uhhhhh

Crash? No, ZAM!

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You must purchase the tutu.
It's the only way.

>He misses the point that it is only for Wumpa Coins
You miss the point that it's mtx in a $40 game which at this point in time should not be tolerated by anyone anymore. Publishers like Actjewision are NOT trying to meet the consumer halfway, and the more people inadvertently normalize mtx in full priced games, the more they will continue ripping you off.

The bulldog skin makes Zam look at least halfway decent, the tutu is straight up vomit inducing.

I was in this same exact situation, not the same skins, but its always the shittiest one. Buy N.Gin

These are unironically better names than USF and shit like that.

Making Isabella a mother.
>check pit stop
>no lava wheels for the third day in a row
I don't fucking want electron doom buggy wheels, game. Let me finish my GP collection, for crying out loud. I'm just happy I saw Jurassic Krunk again so now I have all the skins.

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>He didn't bought Zem and Zam
Serves you right

He's gonna get a crash costume, and conversely crash will have a spyro costume

I'm sorry... we lost

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This, but for me, it's the podium fanfare. Loud as fuck and you hear it a lot during adventure mode.

You all have unlocked Fake T, right? Wait... Don't tell me you're still grinding for nitro points in 13th? Oh, wow... Well this is awkward... Fuck...

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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It's over Cocobros... we lost...

I stopped playing until about 2 unlocks away. Might come back for the weeklies to see if that will be enough as they come

The guy was saying it was ruining the game, which I totally agree with. Don't get me wrong, I don't like microtrasanctions in ANY form. For what we've got though its currently just an option. If they make it harder to get Wumpa Coins by decreasing bonuses and increasing prices then I'll start complaining. As of yet it isn't effecting me in the slightest. I'm still getting what I want without paying a nickel. If people want to spend $10 of their own money instead of playing the game for an hour, then sure. Those people will exist in any game and try to rationalize it. Activision is just taking advantage of them in this game now.

>grinding
I'm just playing the game. Fuck grinding. I'd rather not burn out.

More like a Megummy paint job

>finish 1st on hyper spaceway without using turbo pads

literally impossible.

Anyone got the jump 1 meter shit yet?

u mad u aint gud bro lol

Why can't I complete Relic Gathering challenges?
Do I need to do them in Adventure mode?

Nope

You need Gold or Sapphire.
Platinum doesn't count for some stupid reason

You have to get sapphire.

Fucking idiots. It's just little things, but there are so plenty of them.
Fucking Beenox.

Looks like it. I have the vanilla game and you ONLY get an Oxide paintjob from unlocking his kart at 100%, and it's not that. It's Green.

OH NO NO NO NO

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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HUH?

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lol you coulda grabbed the y from “nearly perfect” instead of the out of place y from trilogy

It gets better

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What the fuck

this is one aspect where I really wish they didn't stick so strictly to the old game's rules

>class is named balanced
>is actually imbalanced
rename it to JUST

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>No Boost Needed challenge
>On Hyperstraight gay

I mean, i already have Fake Baby T. But Why?

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bottom center one is ace

How good is the online for this game? Can I just boot it up and be in a race really quickly? Is region and latency a big issue?

Based and Tinypilled

How can one Aussie dog have so many quality skins?

>when the person that hit you gets immediately hit back by your own item
>that feeling when you get to hit them twice

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>LOL Horse armor
>DLCs are okay as long as they are skins.
>DLCs are fine, just don't buy it
>Microtransaction is okay, the rate is shit anyway

Anyone else really fucking bothered by the fact that the icons from the actual games aren't stickers?

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a little, yeah
I wouldn't really mind if it weren't for the fact that the character icons we have now are really weird and off-model for some reason

Yeah. Although I'm more bothered by how expensive the stickers are in the shop, considering how shit most of them are.

I like it. It makes them funny

Fuckin scrubs, this is literally the easiest mission in the game along with the one where you jump 1 meter

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>be from the original roster
>still no purchasable skin
>get a tribal mask skin stolen by a literally who baboon

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Papu sucks, people only use him because hes speed class.

Prove it

Making N.Tropy an adoptive father.

Based.

guys i'm sexually attracted to female anthropomorphic bandicoots please send help

She’s a chav slag, user

Just accept it

Sure if you can't make it first place online on a weekend it isn't. Or, peep this, you could improve at the game and make that much in a day's wumpa time.

I swear that baby T is OP.
With him I beat all N.Tophy times no prob and half of Oxide's.
Won 6 races in a row online.
Without him I just can't.

Happy gal

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Part 2
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I'm not sure to like Electron anymore.

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What's the problem exactly?

>Komodo Joe goes cross eyed when powersliding
I fucking love this guy

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When Pinstripe reached for the key under his kart I really thought it was the end of the line for me

>the race was rigged from the start

>best boy zem and his best skin in the store
get it faggot

playing as Crash
people keep Quitting

>master at the original game
One person finishes, I get fifth.
fuck

>master at the original game
Everyone thought they were

pc when
fuck consolekeks, i wanna mod it with nude shit

Same but with Fake Crash.
>Arrive 4th
>Everything is fine
>Arrive first
>Everyone quits the server

>I swear I thought my eyes were going to roll out of my head. I'm so goddamn sick of overreaction culture.

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>they're stickers in the GameStop demo
>absent in the actual game
Who's the asshole that took them away from me?

playing game
game keeps crashing

Anyone know what the requirements are for receiving the champion kart? The game notified that I had unlocked it but I didn't expect to be in the 5 %.

If you didn't get the Champion kart, you didn't play the game at all.

You just needed to be in the top 5% of either the championship or nitro leaderboard of the last grand prix
I don't know what console you were on but if it was ps4, you pretty much only needed to just play the game

He's right though

Best parts of human women, but also really cute pets, and 10/10 bodies. They're cheating the system.

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>Not liking the fatman who did literally nothing wrong
>A man of status and bunga
>Gets his village raided by Bandicoots all the time
Delete this

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He's a lot less edgy now in terms of dialogue but I'm getting used to it. Still my bro.

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>Hyperbole is the same thing as overreaction culture

Retard

BUNGA'D

Kill me Pete.

Liz > Megumi > Nina > Tawna > Ami > Yaya > Isabelle > Coco

>Nina anywhere but the trash

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>this nigga

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She has giant metal hands. That's an instant top tier. I don't want to hear your bullshit excuses.

Cursed image

>South American Banana republic
>US army
>Whermacht
>Russian
So which is it?

Fake Velo when?

I'll show you cursed

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Nina>Ami>liz=isabella>coco=pasadena>yaya

Daily reminder that blue baby t is the most adorable character in the entire roster, don’t believe me? See for yourselves

All of them?

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Good taste

4 months from now, because life is cruel

Incredibly trash taste

Yaya is our last chance of a cute girl in speed.

Pasadena = Balanced
Sorceress = Accel
Nina = Handling

Search your hearts, you know this is the truth

We already have Ami thanks

Ami is fucking horrible and only a handful of people like her

I finally bought all the decals
I think I'll aim for the wheels next and then the karts
Still not touching zem, zam, krunk or geary

I understand the concern. Ami's hair looks like some playdoh shit and nobody else seems to like her motorsport haircut despite the meshes being a huge improvement over her default skin.

My gripe with yaya is that she's a literal who and I'm not sure whose ass she was pulled out of. I'm not against OC, but if she doesn't get some sort of boss race/animated short as an introduction, I really have no reason to ever care about her.

I'm just an Ami fan going back to the original CTR and endeared with her current iteration. More speed class waifus is good for the game, I think.

cope

Fair enough. I have a vivid hatred towards gymculture and brodudes, and I would hate Crunch the most of the entire roster if it weren't for the fact that Ami is a female brodude and I like literally every other girl in the cast. To have her as the sole girl in speedclass while accel currently has 3 cute girls is annoying the fuck out of me.

Doesn't help that most of Ami's fans act like cringy beta orbiters.

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She's from the 3 mobile CTR games. She's a japanese panda that teamed up with Crash when Oxide threatened to turn her bamboo forest into a service station. She's canonically crazy for going fast and makes karate noises when she jumps.

She would probably get a cutscene the same way as all the other new characters introduced in the GP

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>when "that phase" is gone, but tattoos aren't

how do you do the jump challenge ?

thighs

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eyes

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HOW BOUT’ AN EGG

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So fucking sick of this prix

yeah, I liked the first one alot better, I think it'll be the best out of all of them

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TOO MUCH LEG ON THAT EGG

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Liz gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful bandicoot with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Liz cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Liz pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A FRUIT BAZOOKA INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Liz is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Obj_Motherfuckers

I'm enjoying it. Seeing Baby T everywhere is a lot less annoying than motorsport Ami

Is available now?
where did you bought it?

Prehistoric Playground is so close to being an exceptional track, and when it goes well, it is, but they made the same fucking mistake as Twilight Tour. You can't just reward USF in easily blocked locations. It has to be given to everyone. That's what makes it balanced.

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r u avin' a laugh?

I agree with this. One fag can speed away half the course while you get hit by a warp orb intended for him or drive on a beaker while trying to get the USF pad and then you're entirely fucked. It's not a very fun map to play online

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Literal bogan.

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How do I become her

Liz no, please, not right now.

Not in front of everyone...

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More like
>Ami
Sporty Spice
>Liz
Posh Spice
>Megumi
Baby Spice
>Isabella
Ginger Spice
>Tawna
Scary Spice

What Spyro themed costumes do you think we will get for already existing characters?

whens spyro? end this lame ass prehistoric shitfest

I wish they'd have kept her hair style from the original, it's why she was my favorite

Every CTR threads

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Im only 3/4 but i feel fine with turning. But i mostly do want to breed and seed Liz though desu.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GhhhsvS9CeU

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If they don't add her as a character then they should give Coco her outfit.

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I want to brush her teeth!

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I fucking can't even, with her

Those fuck me eyes are ruthless when she turns them onto you. "You'll do just fine, luv".

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Coco has a much more human body than her, user. It would be super lewd for her not to wear pants.

Why? if a goat girl can wear that no problem then I don't see an issue with Coco or any other female character in Crash wear it or something similar.

Shes a teasing little morsel isnt she?

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Because you'll see her bandihoo-haa and her fuzzy buttcheeks. It's not the same as having an actual goat body.

Why would she be anatomically correct? she could be all smooth for all we know which would be exactly the same as the goat chick so it would be fine.

>"You there. Yes, you. Fuck me."

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>Put it in me bum luv.”

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>putting down a beaker when in 1st
>next lap run into same beaker because no one else ran into it

I outplayed myself

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>Baby Fake T acquired

it is done...

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That happens to me way too often so I've just been throwing them at walls unless I'm trapping a shortcut or USF pad

when is Nina being added to the game?

Post them facial expressions of characters hit by items

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Not soon enough

After Yaya

*snores*
scones...mmm with jelly....
*snores*
lots of jelly....
*snores*
heeheehee

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I love Nina so much and I haven't even played her games. Who drew these?

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Better than nothing, the phase was a horrible look on him.

me

Jelly? Why would I put fucking jelly on my scone? Way to ruin my immersion, RPposter. It's called jam.

Mariogrant

If you had played her games you wouldn't like her. She always looks way cuter in fanart than she actually is.

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Randomly generated

It's a meme you dip.

October

Her late-Radical era design is significantly less offensive, too bad those games are garbage.

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Hello, I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior.

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Thanks friend
Hopefully they don't make her too ugly. I want a cute gremlin like Pearl

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i wonder if she breast feeds them haha

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>play as balanced and accel
>keep ending up in 2nd place and rarely if ever 1st

>Play as speed once
>I left the entire pack behind with only a N Tropy just barely able to keep up

So... this is the power of speed class.

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>I haven't even played her games
Here:
youtube.com/watch?v=kSPSbd4eRfM

youtube.com/watch?v=jyPwEiFshG4

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Balance is LITERALLY the worst class in the game, there are no upsides to using them other than the fact their control scheme is more similar to speed.

This happens to me more often that I'd like to admit. I'm always leaving shit on my own track and then hitting it next lap. Nowadays I just avoid leaving bottles and nitros unless it's something like blocking the ramp to the USF pad in Twilight Tour. That one is a must.

I just won 4 times in a row as Coco, you have no excuse.

Best Boy.

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Try turning. Its fun to watch ppl leave.

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the HUD elements and overall user interface of CTRNF is the epitome of soulless
>No Original Crash font
>No Hand Drawn Portraits
>litera shitty generic cartoon font and soulless 3d renders

its horrendous.

It's not fair man, a bunch of characters I want to play as are balance
I cant help that as soon as I get to the front of the pack every single thing seems like its targeting me.

>'All in a days work' Victory
>'My wrath is cold and hard' Victory after Replay
>'I learned that trick this morning' Throwing Breaker
>'I knew i should of put on my seatbelt' Loss
>'I'M TELLING!' Gets Hit
>'It's a bad habit but i like it' Dropping TNT/Nitro
I imagine these to be some of her Voice Lines.

Wow you won 4 times as one of the two good classes. Good job champ.

Candy princess racer when

You people are still playing Crash Team Grindfest? LMAO. Love me some matchmaking simulator. At least you've got that pointless skinnerbox for virtual decals and skins you'll never use to keep you entertained I guess.

Still no online leaderboards, Grand Prix and dedicated matchmaking? Shame..

>Still no online leaderboards
You retarded?

I know the feel, it wouldn't be so bad if they had at least one upside, literally none of their stats are good. I get that the games buggy, but how have they fucked up this hard, and how has this gone unchanged for so long, surely it's just a couple of alterations to some numbers, right?

If the banner in cortex castle means anything, we'll probably get something close to her twinsanity design

So uh.. about that platinum time in prehistoric playground, and uh that no turbo pad in hyper spaceway

HOW?

dumb furries

you are literally spamming trash

Do you mean getting the platinum or that one that only accepts sapphire or gold relics for completion?

I just tried doing that shit today man. I really dont know why you all keep acting like this shit's hard.

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He's complaining he can't win as accel class, brainlet. I literally just told him he has no excuse.

Hey Liz. Why are you holding that knife?
>Why did I find Tawnas number in your phone?
Howd you get in my phone???
>Answer the question.
Ummm I-its not what it looks like I sw-
>Mhm sure luv. I saw everything. The pictures she sent. The vivid descriptions of the things youd do to each other.
W-what are you gonna do to me?
>Well Ive already taken care of her. So that just leaves you. Goodbye luv.

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I like to think Liz's umbrella has a flintlock built into it. Like all the trophy girls use their umbrellas as weapons.

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I dunno, I fucking hate his new dumb looking squished head and giant cheeks, and his overall colors make him far less relatable than the original. Original Joe is arguably my favourite character (or potentially if we ever get to see these characters fleshed out) after Crash.

who are you quoting?

Yes

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I can't believe it took me this long to realize oxide has 4 legs

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Yep, he's the only character who is technically an insect.

Pura or Tiny gets a Hunter skin.
Zem(Zam? The big grunt guy, not the bulldog dinosaur) gets a Gnorc Trooper/Gnasty Gnorc skin.
Geary gets a Metalhead skin.
Fake Crash gets a Jacques skin. Cue the Mask jokes.
Polar gets a Moneybags skin, complete with gem bag slung over shoulder.
Penta gets a Sgt. Byrd skin.
Nash gets a Robot Shark skin.
Tiny/some other buff character gets a Yeti skin.
...I can't think of any other ideas off the top of my head.

>die

It's true. I don't mean to shit on people who make it big as their favorite class, and I'm not saying the reduced acceleration is never relevant. But the reduced handling on speed classes gives you the best trajectories on a majority of tracks in the game. That's a lot of upsides.

Why does All-Around feel so slippery

Its like a penis.

>Breast physics bad
>Play-doh hair good
What did they unironically mean by this based famalam?

Cute, thank you

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Whoops I bought all the paint and wheels. Now for the skins, then overpriced stickers. I love lab basement :,)

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*and I have all the karts obviously

seriously, why are stickers like 2000 for something so small and barely visible

I know I hate it. The only ones I want are the hazards. Also forgot to say i got the decals, but u can see that from pic

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