LAL

What are your three gaming wishes?
>Geist 2
>Kid Icarus Uprising 2
>Genius Sonority Pokemon #3

O O F

I hate Valve. I'd use my wishes to cancel this shit.

>Wife was horny at that exact moment
>Genie fucked her to cure her of horniness
THANKS ACHMED

based

I bet you're fun at parties

>Wishing for things you want from a genie
All three of those games are total shit and have paywalls every 10 minutes.

>this faggot is still alive
>has a based ass father

we aren't all jackasses, you know

What would be your perfect three wishes, lads?

>I wish for this wish and all future wishes I make to be free of anything I would, with perfect foreknowledge and sound mind, consider to be negative or unwanted side effects, and that said wishes should follow the spirit of the request, rather than the letter of it (necessary to avoid being jewed by a malicious genie)
>I wish for the power to grant my own wishes without limit
>I wish to free the genie

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He made the right call. She was probably cheating anyways and would have left him the second she got cured.

Fuck off Genie
Reminder to always make your first wish
>I wish for a magical lawyer who is 100% supportive of me who's an expert at wishmaking and works entirely for free as long as I need him to

based wish-chad

Faggots like you are the reason there are no more genies left for anyone else. Cunt.

>Half-Life 3
2 and everything connected to it sucked. Half Life peaked at 1 and 1's mods
>Team Fortress 3
Unneeded
>Portal 3
Unneeded
Here's the 3 things you should really wish for
>Ports for every game locked to PS3 (inFamous, MGS, Ratchet, Yakuza 3-5)
>official physical English releases of every DQ and Yakuza game
>English box sets for every FKMT manga series
ez

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you alright there lad?

Fucking Fairly Oddparents did this and I lost my shit the first time I saw it

I've got plenty of wishes to go around. Ask nicely and I'll grant a few. On an optional basis of course, no lamp for me.

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Kino.

There's bound to be some bullshit rule about somebody having to take genie's place. It will probably be you, you will get trapped in the lamp forever.

Give me the courage to ask a woman on a date

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Based and redpilled

who the fuck wants any of those games?

Just be yourself bro.

See wish 1. Freeing the genie can have no negative or unforeseen consequence for me. Of course this means the genie, if malicious, won't be able to go on a rampage or something silly like that, since obviously I would consider that a negative side effect.

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Here are mine

>I wish for you, genie, to be forever imprisoned in the lamp and that no one can ever wish you free no matter what
>my second wish is for you to fall in love with me
>my third is for you to kill me

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Alright Genie you're on.
I wish to reverse the negative physical effects of my wife's weightloss.
She lost over 150 pounds and her whole body deflated. We don't have the money for cosmetic surgery and insurance doesn't cover it. Her confidence has dropped to nothing and I worry for her, she's a fragile flower and I catch her crying sometimes when she doesn't think I'm around. She googles natural "remedies" for her various problems and thinks I don't know.
Thanks for listening.

>my second wish is for you to fall in love with me
>my third is for you to kill me
Literally forbidden.

This but without the irony

Based Pyroposter

You don't need a genie for that, I'm sure in due time your black neighbor will take care of that for you. Without you knowing of course.

>Resurrect you within his lamp with him
>Spend the rest of eternity being the genie's cocksleeve with no possible escape

You're not very good at this.

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My black neighbor will pay for my wife's corrective surgery?
That's awful generous of him it's like 15k or more depending on where we go.

1. I wish for a red apple.
2. I wish for a green apple.
3. I wish that noone will ever have a wish granted again.

Ah back to the status quo and I've got myself a healthy snack.

Thats not love

Sneedladin

I'm guessing since you can't wish for more wishes, you can't wish for wish based wishes. So you can't manipulate yours or anyone else's wishes artificially.

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terrible logic

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

I don't think Disney's Aladdin is actually canon.

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Why?

My three wishes
>Endless golden age for videogames in terms of creativity and gameplay
>All gaming companies said fuck competition and decide to make a console that plays all games (also censorship ceases to exist) and is very inexpensive and not hard to find
>We don't lose our planet in a couple years and that all pollution and just bad shit in general goes to zero and it stays there

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If that was the case there's still ways around that. You could wish to depower all genies, leprechauns, wishing wells and birthday candles for instance. Someone could still get a wish granted by a shooting star or some shit depending on how thorough your wish is, there's surely some folklore tales that will slip through the cracks. But you'd stop a vast majority of wishes.

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>Shooting star wishes
This shit's fucking real
It's how I got married.
Never question the incredible power of the cosmos.

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I'll use all my three wishes at once for one super wish and will wish for Valve to start making great games again.

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>immortality for me and everyone who Id probably like
>global infertility
>sun will stay in its current state

Me on the right.

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>>Team Fortress 3
>Unneeded
Found the economyfag. Nah, fuck your collection.

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I don't trade digital goods. I just don't see the point in making another Team Fortress game.

Is that the fucking kid from Sonic X? I'm not sure I could hate this more than I already do.

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>be able to create pocket universe that follow all laws I set
>be able to produce a device that can transport people consience inside said world, I can peoduce as many as I want
>to be good at fighting games.

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>do you like Doom?
yeah that's /vr/

...

>/vr/
lol

Considering TF2 stripped away the depth of other TF games, there's a point.

/vg/ sounds about right

>Immortality

Terrible wish. Not only do you leave yourself open to all sorts of horrible ends where death would be a blessing, you really don't understand just how fucking long eternity is. You should amend it to being able to turn off your immortality should you ever need to.

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>TF3
Why though

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>I wish to be the little girl
>I wish for the power to turn others into the little girl
>Free space

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lol

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>epstien shit has me freaking out
God I hope this is pasta cause if not this is the most ridiculous thing I've seen.

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cute

What's the title of this comic so I can stay the fuck away from it.

oh right I get it he wished for video games instead of a cure for whatever terminal illness he has. Wow user you are so right that is ironic and funny indeed.

tfc sucked.

k

what 'did' she learn from the punk records?

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Ha ha This made me really let out a guffaw! I'll be sure to send this one to Fred, he'll get a hoot out of this! God bless.

I see you need your games "streamlined" and barfed back into your mouth like a mother bird digesting for its chicks.

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Fucking weeb get lost

/wsg/

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cope.

he could have just wished for orange box 2 and still had 2 wishes left over

>Yakuza 3-5
>locked to PS3
Do you mean locked to PS in general (before they get announced for PC)? We're getting the remasters soon

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You first, Reddit

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What's this comic called again?

Is shitting on someone with bad taste "coping"? I guess I'm coping just fine.

oglaf

nice crosspost link you fucking moron

oglaf

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This comic is so fucking brilliant because guy 1 desires something that will more than likely cause discomfort for him and decrease his enjoyment of the food so guy 2 provides him with something that will better suit him and does it subtlety as to not hurt guy 1's ego. Guy 2 is the farther figure and guy 1 is the son.
Its someone wiser giving the lesser experienced what they need rather than what they want. This dichotomy makes it ideal for edits.

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Ahhhhh how do I cross board link?
I swear it used to say in the FAQ but it's not there.

Thanks. Best webcomic since Gone With The Blastwave.

this one will never get old

oh fuck

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imagine thinking tfc was any good.

I dont get it

You've yet to list one reason it wasn't.

two funny arrows more at the begining.

>Gone With The Blastwave
this nigga know what's up

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stay butthurt boomer.

heh

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Oops, you still couldn't. Don't worry, I know you're just shitposting.

it was the detective!

Mmmm chicken.

eggs dee

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>>/wsg/

>don't you like it? Should've asked me to marinate her instead

But all Pokemon can learn Toxic...

this could not possibly be real
americans NEED to die

sorry bro. get an insurance that will cover it.

>English box sets for every FKMT manga series
Based

That’s satire
Right

obsessed

...

is the clue of that story she unleashes a zombie virus on the world?

Do you not see the irony in your own post? Or was that a punchline?

lol i'm rofling so hard rn

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He's English.

>Not amending it so you have the option to wipe portions of your memory and start fresh in new worlds
>not adding a failsafe where your current consciousness at the time of making the wish is saved in stasis, and whenever you wish to end it all that consciousness is called upon to judge whether you should truly end it all or if you're just being a bitch and should keep going

wars can do wonders to a society if you stand in the right side doing the right things, no one ever doubted that

>Saving rabbits at the pound
>Rabbits who are almost always rescue pets and are very easy to adopt
>She’s literally killing it by dropping it off in the wild, due to owners who let out their cats or pit bulls

What a retard.

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RELIGION BAD
MEAT BAD
PUNK GOOD

>published on 8/11
Should've waited a month on that one.

Surely the way to prevent a genie from fucking you over is to promise that your third "you know what" would be used to free the genie in exchange for them not fucking you over on the first two.

he's not wrong at all
society has gotten too comfortable, all it does is identify ghosts of flaws, which don't advance or better the world in any way
reinstating a sense of fear and acknowledgement of who the true enemy is seems to be the only was to put everyone back on the same page

pastebin.com/7ZGUgsWu

He starts off a bit tongue-in cheek (I assume) but does unironically make the point.

Just learn japanese faggot

wobbuffet actually can't so he's the only innocent man in the room

There doesn't exist insurance in the US that covers cosmetic surgery.

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this made me laugh a lot

>valve games
You might as well be a fucking weeb.

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man, capitalism really was a religion for boomers

This is my brain.

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I can read all of FKMT's manga series already since they've all been translated.
Issue is I want a physical copy so I can teach my children the dangers of gambling and being a 40 year old virgin.

that's obviously an animal testing facility
still those albino rabbits bred for testing cannot survive in the wild at all
furthermore it is possible they have various dangerous pathogens so releasing them could not just kill the rabbits but the entire local rabbit population
could even be rabies testing at which point she and everyone around her are fucked
regardless of what you think about animal testing, releasing an animal currently part of a study is an INCREDIBLY poor idea

Fuck you, I can't stop laughing over this garbage.

that's a fantastic way to ensure however he's fucking you over doesn't hit until after you used up your third wish
genies are dicks

tf2 and qwtf will be always better.

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>all men creators fantasizing about a virtuous female

lmao

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TFC legitimately has better stock maps and modes than TF2. Payload is fun, but it's hunted with safety rails. Also, grenades > crits

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It can't be a testing facility, if it was the rabbits would be stored safely and not breathe the same air.

haha

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Based XBro.

I think the mother got frustrated and slammed her door, making the daughter realize how her negative attitude was affecting her mother, even though the mother was trying not to let it show in her words.

Djinn aren't Disney characters bro, they're trapped in lamps because they're cunts.

she shot herself

LOLI

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haha

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It's an animal testing facility as portrayed by an activists who's never been inside a modern testing facility

user, this is a blue board!

We live in a society

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A society that can't recognize the same girl being rescued from four different staged photo shoots.

lmao.

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Here are my wishes
1. Turn Trump into the God Emperor we need, rather than the President we deserve.
2. Give me GAINS
3. Give everyone who posts in this thread a qt3.14 gf by the end of the year

To this day I still can't help but think this had to have been done as a joke. Maybe it's because the worst I've had of bosses was completely inept, but I can't think of any situation where someone's this far gone

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She got annoyed and acted rudely when her mom was bringing her a new game, the mom was still really nice about it making her realize what a piece of shit she is.

Who cares about crummy pokemon, where's the water?

They should be looking for pails of water instead

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hang on user, someone's on the line. I think it's for you.

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All pokémon in that comic except woobuffet can learn toxic. Koffing is obviously being framed here.

No, you use your first wish to teleport to the vicinity of the closest living practicing lawyer, and have him draft up a contract that can't be misinterpreted.

any wish that isn't pure nothingness across all possible realities is a failure of rationality

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I'll give you the $15k if you let me breed your wife

Senator Armstrong?

Saved my life.

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Done

>Teleported into the dry wall of the lawyer's office where he can't hear you

based gramps

This dude looks like a Simpsons character

it's done as a joke in the sense that if anyone takes it seriously and tries to make a legal stink of it, it falls under parody law
but everyone better understand that employees that don't happen to resemble the joke are getting sacked

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Actually it will because it has actual years on it. It should say "Now" and "Previously" or something.

Fine, regularly contact a lawyer and have him draw up a contract, it was a waste of a wish anyways.

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Damn...

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Jokes on you, the Genie is a lawyer.

I don't think that stuff is cool on red boards anymore either.

>freeing the genie
LMAO enjoy getting jewed and fucked by said genie once he's free to do what he wants.
Genies are niggers!

hah

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just wish having the power to transform anything in money

you are now in contact with mr Shang
unfortunately he only speaks Chinese, you understand Chinese right?

we posting deep stuff now?

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Sounds like he wants to make the mother of all omelettes.

Have you never heard of Midas?

To be honest google translate is really good nowadays.

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Please tell me this smug cunt gets eaten alive by wolves at the end.

This is retarded it's obviously pronounced sword.

this is my fear of what will happen once I lose weight
>tfw 6'3 233 Lbs
>can't lose weight fast because afraid of loose skin
why can't anything in life be easy

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why the undertail hearts?

umm...

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>wanting tf3
>not wishing to improve tf2 more
>not wishing heavy in smash

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He sure loved his tiles.
Do you think is still around, meaby lurking this thdr ?

HEARTY LAUGH

or just has to survive on meat
there's no such thing as a starving vegan

holy kekerino

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I dunno. It has potential for edits.

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I was 180lbs at 5'9 and the only diet that worked for me was starvation. I starved for ~9+ months down to ~130lbs. No loose skin whatsoever. Meanwhile I know many people who've gone slowly. Every single one of them have tons of loose skin. Something else, but certainly not weight loss schedule, is affecting loose skin. Could be diet (keto incl. starvation vs non-keto), could be purely genetics. Either way, I wouldn't worry about losing fast. Beside, surgery is affordable and safe and the scar is hardly visible.

this guy is the best

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um lol

What's the context?

Underrated kek

Tranny?

>he would wish for more wishes
>not more genies

I wish for the genie to have a ten foot weenie
I wish there was a woman with a rake horrified of snakes inside its bottle
I wish for the genie to go back in the bottle

Didn't this literally happen in the Fairy Godparents episode with the genie?

yes yes no

yes

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>immortality for me and everyone who Id probably like

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>doesn't wish for more lamps
it's so dark

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post the unedited version

What if you just use the first wish to wish that the genie answers any and all questions you have completely truthfully, meaning no half truths or lies of omission either, and then just ask questions to get a feel of how the genie will act?

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yeh well, beats non-existence
I'll be comfortable in the knowledge that I, by myself, am giving thermodynamics the middle finger
seriously, being immortal is awesome, the only reason anybody in a story regrets immortality is because the writers have stockholms for their own mortality

I like Racecar Johnny.

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You cucks don't understand anything. Immortality is the true red pill and ultimate endgame. No matter your wishes or dreams, immortality can afford them, regardless of how wild your desires are. There is nothing worse than death in this world.

As an English teacher, comics like these never fail to please me greatly

I don't feel like that stops him from fucking you over.

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Okami 2
Bully 2
Brutal Legend 2

>grenade spamming
>good.

the genie just shuts up or speaks in a language you don't understand

Should have hugged Racecar Johnny instead.

some electionfag really got this upset over being called out?
Well, at least they made OC instead of slapping wojaks and frogs in

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>beats non-existence
the absolute fool, anyone that thinks immortality is good doesn't think far ahead enough

What's the artist even implying here? The attendant didnt say or do anything that would oppress "her"

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based adolf's daughter

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Most maps only give you a couple until you wait for the grenade pack to spawn.

Also I didn't say it was good. Just better than crits. Cry all you like, but at least you can plan for grenades.

Heh.

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it's an edit, the original is allot more drawn out and over dramatic

Why did i laugh so hard at this....its so fucking stupid....

She’s acting like everyone doesn’t already know she’s a tranny

>She
It’s just more convenient here

>tfw we never got one of these for the glorious few months surrounding Zullie granting us eyes

heh

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But it arms you with the knowledge of how he's going to

>Wish that he must answer my questions truthfully
>He refuses to answer
The latter would be more likely than the former but it doesn't really fuck me beyond him being a dick. It just means he's still my servant until I use up the next two wishes or find a way to learn what he's saying.

There are people who still care? It's even more embarassing that people actually want Portal 3. Thought the "lole XD portal 2 is so funny and random XDDD" crowd would've died out by now. Game was shit, your tastes are shit. Stay mad, hoes.

Remember when the Syrian kid was found to be an actor and then every newspiece about him magically disappeared?

Is fortnite really dying? I'm skeptical.

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I mean I guess I'd have sex with it
would it want me to ryona it while I do, does it get off on having its candy guts spilled while it's being dicked, are there other caveats
would fucking a magic pinata give you diabetes

>I was 180lbs at 5'9
bro that's healthy weight
>I starved for ~9+ months down to ~130lbs.
now you're underweight

genie doesn't actually have to do anything you ask of it unless it comes in wish form
he can even taunt the everloving fuck out of you or mess with you any way he likes, he just has to refrain from answering any question where the answer would be helpful to you

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I wish I knew what really killed the dinosaurs

stay delusional.

Imagine having the ability to have wishes granted and wasting it on ports.
Lmao the state of modern gaming

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I don't get it?

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You're getting a lot of mileage off nothing shitposts. Alright user, I'll let you have the last word. I guess I'm running a charity here.

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Can you post the original

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I'm having trouble taking this super serious comic seriously since they're fucking Touhou characters.

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Wish 1. Everything I wish for is given double to my Ex Wife
Wish 2. I want 2 billion dollars
Wish 3. I wish to be beaten half to death

the fact that this is just a weird tracing of the original really bugs me

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I worked on an animal research paper in college. It looks exactly like that., except the room was much smaller because a wall of cages doesn't need all that room, and it has no windows since the lighting is on a timer so it doesn't disrupt the animal sleep schedules when people are working in the lab.

The wish was literally "I wish you will answer all my questions completely truthfully meaning no half truths or lies of omission either". If the fucker is so dishonorable that he wouldn't abide by the wish then I'm either fucked from the get go or he's going back in the lamp and the lamp is going into some shithole to fester.

>Thinking that any amount of physical training Aya recieved would allow her to pull a "Nothing Personal"
I know something else is wrong with this, but I'm not sure what....

She had the key in her hands the whole time. She just wanted sum cunny.

wheres the next page faggot

tf2 is superior and you know it.

Right in the feels

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India? I work with rats in the 1st world and it's not like that at all.

>True enemy
There is no true enemy, you fucking mongoloid. It's all just a bunch of humans on different corners of the planet trying to make ends meet while all the crazies are fighting each other for a position of "power" so they can call the shots.

There's always fools who wants to rule the world, and everyone else has to suffer for it.

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give me a stand
give me good skin
begone genie

>implying you can win against a djinn
did you motherfuckers not watch Wishmaster?

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is good dump

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immortality means nothing without a way to stop aging.

You need some form of non-stop regeneration, and even then there's problems with that if the genie fucks you and gives you some bullshit like rodent teeth that cause you damage.

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He should have wished for the original Star Wars , Indiana Jones, and Back to the future trilogies.

I wish you kill all the commies and socialists politician of my country

>I wish to be eternally young

Fucking hell this made me laugh..

your wife gets 4 billion dollar, is beaten half to death on 2 separate occasions with enough time between to heal to ensure she survives, she is aware you caused both beatings and subsequently you are sued for the entirety of your genie money and tossed in jail to be raped by Jamal
while your ex Wife makes a full recovery and thanks to having 6 billion dollar can afford top most medical care

is this your first time wishing on a genie?

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context?

Haha

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Hope you enjoy being effectively two years old forever.

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That's not how you define love. Abusive boyfriends often love their girlfriends. They're too stupid to think about how it's wrong.

You're a cocksleeve m8.

See

>I wish for this wish and all future wishes I make to be free of anything I would, with perfect foreknowledge and sound mind, consider to be negative or unwanted side effects, and that said wishes should follow the spirit of the request, rather than the letter of it (necessary to avoid being jewed by a malicious genie)

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>when you see it

WOW WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

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Not really because immortality requires constantly maintaining some minimum level of ability (if it's not a revival loop kind of immortality). This is sufficient to eventually come up with rejuvenation on your own. This is one of many benefits of working with effectively infinite time. The fact is there are already many life extension solutions out there, though primitive. It is at best naive to think a complete solution can't be found. Several animals are known to be immortal and several animals and they don't have ever-aging problems. Several other animals (like nematodes, some lizards, and some starfishes) are also known to have fantastic regeneration abilities, just to give examples. Also, current trials in electrophase manipulation has had very promising results for accelerated regeneration.
Another option is to find another magical creature that can either yield the regeneration you want or more wishes (with less chance of the genie's fucking around).
Once you have immortality, you are far less constrained, which is why it's so good even in a vacuum.

lmao enjoy overwatch

Why does Fem-ryuji have Monados on her heels

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RED SUN

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>three different comics
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP I WANT TO READ THEM ALL.

this guy does the best faces

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so at that point he just swamps himself with an utterly benevolent but completely impotent genie right?

>I wish you will answer all my questions completely truthfully meaning no half truths or lies of omission either
Congratulations, he literally never stops talking because "truth" is such a complex concept it goes over almost every-bodies heads.

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i am at a loss

>Not really because immortality requires constantly maintaining some minimum level of ability (if it's not a revival loop kind of immortality). This is sufficient to eventually come up with rejuvenation on your own.

There are all sorts of debilitating mental illnesses you could find yourself stuck with as you move into your 70's, let alone your 70 trillions. You won't be solving the problem of infinite regeneration if you get dementia and spend the next gorillion years thinking you're a schoolboy waiting for class to start or something.

This is anti semetic

...

>FF14 Crystal Datacenter.jpg

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True, but that only becomes a problem past the point humanity disappears, before then nobody will know your immortality and surely you will be cured eventually (not guaranteed, but extremely high likelihood), if nothing else as a guinea pig for dementia medicine.

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I-is that the end? Does Ena not get to go?

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trannies have a persecution complex. Freaking out because the person COULD say something

Still feels this one is hard to effectively monkeys paw without outright bullshit or stuff going full retard with answers like "Granted, but you lose all interest in asking the genie any questions at all". At the end of day refusing to speak, speaking too much, or speaking in a foreign language avails him nothing, has little negative effect on me, and can be worked around or the losses can be cut and I forgo further wishes due to blatant dickassery.

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it cost you a wish, which he relentlessly taunts you with
oh and every time you ask a question you'd not want the answer to he helpfully answers it, loudly so others can hear

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relevant comic

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'transgender' is a suicide cult with a 40% mortality rate.

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>didn't steal anything

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Was probably back when Apex peaked and they gave away that battle pass in response.

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>Coffee
>Cheetos
>Chicken

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>no I don't plan on joining the military, why do you ask?

So, what happens next?

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soul

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YOU CAN BE CRUELER THAN THAT JACK

>people itt not using their first wish to and I quote "wish that you could not grant wishes based off of the wording of any requested wish and instead from henceforth must grant wishes on the wishee's true intentions."

where the fuck is yukari?

does anyone remember that hyper realistic depiction of rape comic based on the loud house?
can someone post it

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Thanks for the dump mate.

god i wish that were me

Took me a second.

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exhentai.org/g/1022116/c841f4fdc0/

The rest is great too

>a sexy demon criticizing another sexy demon for not being lewd enough
fuck that's hot

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I guess we've been framing it wrong forever. Call it the war on climate change, then America might actually do something about it.

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remember when the photographer actually beheaded children?

>"moderate" rebels

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>succubus thinks she's tricking me
>it's exactly what I want

theres a lot of layers here

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Trannies are mentally ill.
... theres not much more to be said.

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My favorite Oglaf

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I wish to be so wealthy that I never need to work again and can create extremely high-quality video games with my own personal wealth, which will be successful and generate more personal wealth.
And for this user to have his wish granted.

Games without pausing should be considered archaic, if you want always online have the game be pausable if no one is connected to you

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Kill all niggers
Enslave all women
Give me the best PC ever

give me fuel
give me fire
give me dawasawasa

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>Why don't you go home early... We have everything under control!

I fucking WISH my boss would fuck off. She is literally the worst employee there and I am CONSTANTLY fixing her messes because she cant do basic fucking shit that even the retard that cant count his bank can do. On top of that she keeps ordering me to break the rules and make audit violations because its "easier" and "Everyone already knows the rules so can't you just let it slide?" then getting pissy with me when I tell her no. Every day she does not work my workload is halved.

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have you taped her on your phone and reported her for trying to get you to falsify records. depending on what it is it could even be illegal

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Godammit, Yotsuba is so fucking adorable.

I guess I take my boss for granted sometimes. He's completely ineffectual and so far as I can tell has delegated every responsibility he ever had to somebody else, but at least he's not a psycho who gets off on his own authority. He's a lazy fucker, but that means he can't be bothered to bother us and lets us get on with our shit.

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Doesn't he end up sucking his way to kinghood?

And then the generals that are actually ok get ruined by Yea Forumstards invading the place.

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>okami 2
You know that's real, right?

>Just be yourself bro.
I wouldn't date me. Why the fuck would anyone else?

...

God I hate this place

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>Get a job at Walmart to make some cash during the summer
>75% of the videos we were forced to watch were anti union videos

Shit should be illegal.

it is illegal, however the american justice system obeys money over laws

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At that weight you only need to lose 45~ lb to be at a healthy weight, some especially broadly built men can be within a healthy bmi even at 200. Losing that weight won't cause loose skin unless you are old. Loose skin folds happens when you are losing like 80+ LB in a short period of time, and even then, plenty of younger(20's, even 30's) people don't get that as a side effect.

Im glad I only worked at Walmart part time. At least they followed labor laws unlike some smaller places I worked at. Now I have a nice government job with so many benefits I'd be retarded to leave.

I like these threads.

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I hope they fucked in space

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Fixed, yet again.

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how do they still have their clothes after 10 billion years
sure their bodies regenerate but they should have no clothes. shit comic fuck you

Normalfags have horrible taste, you know this well. So if you really are such a piece of shit, I see no reason why you shouldn't get a girl. You're gonna make it brah.

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This is dumb and I love it.

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That fairy is fuckin' huge, mate

Those sleeves hide a lengthy series of cutting scars.

>Games without pausing should be considered archaic
I don't see how it's even archaic. At least from the third gen onward, the overwhelming majority of games had a pause function.

shut up and go with it

Someone in another reality has made that wish, due to infinite possibilities, in a dimension where they have the power to do that. How come we aren't in oblivion now?

Don't listen to them. You're a horrible person, nobody likes you and you'll die alone. It'll get better when you accept your miserable unescapable state.

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I see you’re a man of culture as well

1. My wishes will follow the spirit of the request/wish rather than to the letter.
2. The effects of climate change are reversed, big jew corporations are held accountable and their leaders executed.
3. Four more wishes.
4. Educational standards are increased tenfold around the world. Schools become fun bastions of creativity and knowledge.
5. The population of Earth is humanely and safely brought down to two billion in the span of a hundred years. Humans now live in several large cities around the world. Most of Earth becomes one big national park and nature preserve. Though you can live in rural areas if city life isn't for you.
6. New gaming golden age along with near perfected VR.
7. Fusion as a clean, safe energy source is perfected.

I've never really wanted to exterminate the other races of Earth. I think with a world class education starting from an early age and egalitarian environmentalism, we can all live in peace.

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Who the fuck would ask for team fortress 3, should have been banner lord or something.

>using her immortal to invent warpdrive from scratch all by herself
I would've just played videogames and then masturbated until the heat death of the universe.

this makes no sense. they JUST fell in lava a couple pages ago, they should be "resistant" to it as they've already established. how will a lava tsunami kill them? they should already be resistant to suffocation so they cant drown in it either.

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Well, that was some crazy shit.

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he wasn't really creative when makeing the website huh?

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Was it ever confirmed if you're supposed to read it left-right or right-left?

the end

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That's three wishes

Sounds like you've got some unresolved tension between the two of you. Nothing that a little angry sex wouldn't cure.

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I like these evil genies/djinns
Like the guy in Witcher 3 Heart of Stone

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They have Defenders in Nippon?

It's great but you forgot to change the author name

contact the disney lawyers for infringing their copyright on the use of the word genie
cosmic power can't do shit against the mouse

I had a very similar experience with a female manager. Learned that she got fired last month (I quit a year and a half ago when I had enough). She also happened to be fucking another manager (there were three teams in the company) and together they were basically in control of the whole organization. Everyone who worked under her quit between the time I quit and the time she got fired.
Now she's in a comfy manager position at another company.
She also happened to steal credits from the people working for her and blame any mistake she made on her underlings when talking to her own bosses. Meanwhile, all mismanagement or lies on her parts, she placed the blame on her bosses when they were revealed.
I despise the fact these people never get their comeuppance. They just float from one high-end place to another despite their incompetence while making people who work well and hard suffer.

FUCK

left to right

PREPARE TO LAUGH
OUT LOUD
Men's ranking of fetishes
1. NTR
2. Married women
3. Hypnosis
4. Trap
5. Mature/older women
6. Mother
7. Lolis
8. Gender-bending/Feminization
9. Discipline
10. Futa
11. Sluts
12. Incest
13. Big tits
14. Crampie
15. Anal
16. Scat
17. Vanilla
18. Monstergirls
19. Interspecies
20. Harem
21. Exhibitionism
22. Tentacles
23. Shyness
24. Gals
25. Molestation/Groping

Women's ranking of fetishes
1. NTR
2. Nakadashi
3. Trap
4. Hypnosis
5. Married women
6. Gay
7. BL
8. Discipline
9. Molesters
10 Anal
11. Big tits
12. Incest
13. Tentacles
14. Shyness
15. Interspecies
16. Mature/older men
17. Gender-bending/Feminization
18. Monstergirls
19. Tits (in general)
20. Exhibitionism
21. Vanilla
22. Bondage
23. Mother
24. Orgy
25. Sluts

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>trinity shipping
Will never not piss me off just a little bit

all manlet races should be exterminated

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Nah, the senator has a small peepee

>the real knowledge, the absolute correct answer of everything.its kinda hard to explain
>people are truly united,absolute understanding between human beings
>pollution does not exist neither environmental problems

Perfect.

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No, this is your favorite Oglaf

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>NTR at the top on both lists
Couldn't be more wrong. Also,
>No giantess anywhere
Now I KNOW this list is made-up

christopher robin

the throwback

What the fuck. Since when are women based?

SEETHING westcuck
NTR reigns supreme while giantessfags are completely irrelevant

They stay there until they died.

>men like gay shit
ok, I kinda get it
>women like ntr and not so gay shit
so, the self insert as the girl doing the ntr or girls being ntr

This is very funny but pisses me off.

>married women and hypnosis is gay

Why do I like this but don't at the same time?

Maybe you are a tsundere.