HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

How much you bet that the Og servers are still connected to the current servers and nobody can use any name that was made in the last 15 years.

>5k queue on EU
>for fucking name reservation

God launch is going to be a complete shitfest. 15k queues minimum.

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Absolutely devilish.

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I CANT EVEN GET INTO THE FUCKING QUEUE

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>paying $15 to reserve your name that no one even cares about
None of you did this, right?

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>10k queue for name reservation

HURR LETS JUST MAKE ONLY 2 PVP SERVERS FOR EU

How the fuck is Blizzard this consistently retarded?

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I mean they really need to add more servers right?
They can't be this naive.. right?

>million
Nah, but its definitely in the realm of 30k+ in a month. It depends on how well subs actually transform to hard cash, as well as donations. He doesn't have the level of viewership to bust out millions in a day, even if it is really high.

They are literally brain dead. Imagine what launch will be if fucking name reservations are this bad.

I DESERVE THE NAME
I'M THE STREAMER

I could reserve a name I couldn't get for retail.

Right now would be the best time for Blizzard to open new servers, then have another name reservation time. If they don't, they're retarded.

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>5 threads about some e-celeb not getting his name

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Why do you think there are name reservations at all, brainlets.

They dont think they should dedicate the resources to an old, "unprofitable" game like vanilla WoW , you know the kind without loot crates and a cash shop.

Launch will be a fiasco. Mark my words.

I'm fucking cumming this feels so good, fuck streamers

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>mfw i reserved all the possible meme-y names but im not even going to play classic

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>playing bfa

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It literally doesn't even matter. Someone is giving him his name for free. Even though asmongold JUST begged for twitch primes and JUST got 1000s of new subs and even though you could extort him for $10,000 if you wanted to.

t. soicuck that got his name taken

I already came, I'm good

this entire board must be purged

nope, got mine

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Pretty funny but why does this guy keep getting spammed here?

10 year old zoomers infected this board.

>n-nope, got m-mine

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he's an ugly fuckin neet with a bimbo gf who gets thousands a month to play video games basically what every Yea Forums faggot wishes they had but pretends to hate

>playing PvE on a PvP server
>whine when you get ganked

>wojakpic
Desperate?

>Launch will be a fiasco
we can only hope

FYI he made over 5,000$ in minutes after this from subs. So yeah, he's so devastated.

I dont get it

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> get thrown into random server immediately even though i picked another one
> change realms
> 15k in queue
fuck

let's start with Twitch

Which one of you reserved Todd Howard?

I really hope whoever got it asks for some exorbitant amount of money

...

He's the face of the homefags, simple as that.
Enjoy your shit since you're all but begging to be tortured by streamerfags, redditors and blizzdrones.

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ding ding ding.

degenerates with nothing going for them in life LOVE to find something that embodies all they wish they could be and hate on it.

It's why I just wont be playing the game. Blizzard has already killed it
Every server is a streamer server
Absolute insane queues
They need to make more servers, this is dumb shit.

>mechanic for a living
>name my characters after car parts like Borgwarner and Haltech
>normies never take these names
>mfw

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Judes at work

>playing video games
>what every Yea Forums faggot wishes
No.

I fucking hate video games.

Nam, GMs would nuke him. All he has to do is play like an hour a week and he'll have it forever.

OFFICIAL LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER THEME SONG

youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8

Asmöngöld
there problem fixed

Someone in the Classic general did.

twitch.tv/asmongold/clip/DeliciousAnimatedPandaMrDestructoid?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Retards say they hate X but will spend all day watching X just waiting for a chance to laugh at X or share this shit on here

dude how you gonna nut before you give source

Blizz will give him the name. Just watch.

His audience is primarily 30 year old boomers though.

Vanilla WoW is the meteor that decimated the MMORPG to a point that it still has not recovered. The endless dark age rolls on.

The fact that people are looking forward to and celebrating a reenactment of the meteor infuriates me to my very core.

Yes, I know I clicked on this thread. If I didn't pursue anger, then I would have nothing.

This has brightened my day

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You seriously expect me to believe that this person is being sincere and not just freaking out for le epic streamer rage moments xD

Twitch acting at its finest

>Asmonrawr? This is such a stupid name.
>He doesn't know

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My name is so uncommon I got it on each server I was interested in
I even got QTP on Fairbanks

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You kids can't fucking spot actors.

Got my characters on Whitemane

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back in my day, during release, we used to play the game, not watch incels playing it.

these
90% of his reactions are fake because the essence of not being a boring streamer is to fake reactions and pander to the autistic zoomers who lack the social ques to understand that they're fake

>That name is unavailable

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he earned those glaives

>had a video where he had a mount contest and got mad because he lost to someone else
He's shitty person and tried to lived in a streamer house with floor caked with literal shit .

>wanted to get my real name, my ign, and my smurf handle
>get ign and smurf handle, but not real name
>all my friends got their real names
>real name replaced by memey variation of said name
>now I'll stand out because their names are all real while mine is not
Unlucky I guess...

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Who else got there names?

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Actually I'm deleting QTP, if anyone wants it it's available now.

>used to struggle like crazy to be able to get a decent name in MMOs in the past
>nowadays is fucking easy
MMOs are so dead these days

>got all my names

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Okay? Why are you closely following the details of some random nobody when you could be having sex?

ITT: Sad losers who wish they were asmongold

>successful thing bad
It killed the genre because it perfected it, that's why its been the juggernaut for the last 15 years. It's literally the peak of the entire genre.

>Got all 3 names I wanted
>No meme names, just names I like

Based

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>Couldn't get my name on Herod
>Got my name on Grob

Guess I'm a roleplayer now

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hope you didn't forget to give asmon his cut of your dad's paycheck today, zoomzoom

Got mine on three servers

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If it's fake it's a pretty good one because his face is beet red.

Perfected the MASSIVELY multiplayer genre by trying to get people to interact as little as possible. Yep, great one. People like you are the ones that enabled the death of MMOs.

>watched some youtube recommendation of the faggot counts as being a stalker now
Okay? Why are you trying to whiteknight someone when you could be having sex?

I wouldn't wish playing modern WoW 8+ hours a day every day on my worst enemy

Who?

It's yukari from P3
good luck finding the pic

Got my three main names on my server of choice

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>got my real name on BOTH of the most-populated eu servers plus my main gamer name on one of them as well
enjoy your cope with some scuffed name with extra letters around it, losers

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>watch a videogame video on youtube
>entire recommends morph into ASMONGOLD REACTS TO
>taken a month to fix it to the point there's maybe one video instead of all of them
I wish him nothing but misery and existential dread at his looming future.

>alliance on a PvP server

I seriously hope none of you are doing this.

>eu
>main gamer name

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if you're EU you better hope you don't roll Horde on whatever server the monkeyfuckers roll on.

t. seething bfa nigger

seethe harder faggot, your precious World of Diablocraft is about to be eternally BTFO by Classic

>Spainairds confirmed playing on shazzrah
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK BROS MY SERVER WAS SUPPOSE TO BE WHITE ARYANS ONLY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Scandichads and britbongs vastly outnumber spaniards.
You'll be fine.

Jesus christ you're retarded

I'm playing Alliance on Pagle. It's going to be at least 75% alliance, and all I care about is doing the raids. World PvP is a waste of time and BGs are going to be crossrealm so it doesn't even matter what server you pick.

>britbongs
>white

fuck... legolas is already taken on all servers

any good variations of legolas that you guys recommend?

Atleast they speak english, which SHOULD be your main concern.

>Desperate
Yeah for BFA content lol

>Got Draenor, Calle and Grommash
Pretty okay.

only technically
most Spaniards speak English anyway

XlegolasX

faggolas

>peak of the entire genre
>the theme park model

I don't even understand why they still have so many different "worlds" anyways. Shouldn't we able to have all people play on the same server nowadays, just split into PvP/PvE at most?

That's part of the classic experience though

this
spaniards back in the day played with us on english servers and it wasn't a problem

strangely enough everybody suddenly wants their own servers, even if they only have a tiny population

You are incredibly naive if you think focusing only on raids will spare you from doing stuff out in the world, which guilds WILL compete and kill you for.

xlëgóläszx

Pagle is PvE, so no... no one is going to kill me

Reminder he planned this and got like 6k from subs after being fake upset

retarded buzzword spewing nigger

Remember when he got 100k viewers on his stream and 10k subscribers for clearing Deadmines in streamer beta?

Look at him smiling while faking the anger dude you're fucking retarded.

>strangely enough everybody suddenly wants their own servers, even if they only have a tiny population
Because people blame bad experiences on non-english speaking people or people who give away they live in some shitty place like France.

>Got my main name
>Didn't get one of my alts

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what server will have south america

>got my name on the two big EU server
Nice.

salut is one of the scariest things to see in chat in FFXIV

one of LongHornTrain's image sets, I couldn't tell you which one.

My buddy that got in before my got my main name. I got Reks, Ghul, and Quattro.

nah,je suis montè is even worse if you're playing Monster Hunter
you KNOW he's going to die after 10 second you saw that message in chat

found it
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=48666

It's é you idiot.

They intentionally made too few servers. So many players are going to be tourists, if they make enough servers specifically for launch day, half of them will be ghosts towns after the first month. Then everyone will say, 'why did you make so many servers, obviously most people aren't going to stick around'. The internet is the ultimate dickhead captain hindsight.

probably will, pretty sure I vaguely remember them doing it for some guy from ensidia years ago

hon hon hon

>I must remind them.

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Blizz isn't naive, Blizz is retarded beyond recognition.

>That's part of the classic experience though
this, as well as server crashes, rollbacks and maintenance extensions

Cant use those letters

Based

>wearing hat backwards
bringe

>15k queue for fucking NAME RESERVATIONS
>lmao dead game haha play xiv tranny simulator

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lego-less

>Managed to snag Sonichu and ChrisChan
It's stupid but I'm happy.

legolegolas

I'm pretty sure that image is saying your rose-tinted glasses won't make Classic good.

Where my Grob Chads at?

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>Yea Forums hates asmongold
>he still gets like 10 threads a day
Boy, Yea Forums sure does love asmongold

>Implying that matters with world bosses

All it takes is one moron to hit another flagged moron and then have a healer heal that moron and suddenly it's not PvE anymore.

Got all 3 of my names on the RP server. Can't fucking wait to RP in classic, bros, it's gonna be so fucking chill.

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late but safe

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>Got main name
>Alts were taken

Honestly surprised, but I had backups that I don't dislike.

GOOGLE DOC CENSUS SURVEY

forms.gle/RRByhMkzVTahpTWM7

Is it limited to 3 characters? Both my pals only managed to get 3 but I've got 4.

*crunch crunch* classic wow? that’s pretty *crunch crunch* cringe bro. i think i’ll stick to ffxiv. *crunch*

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They only ever did this begrudgingly.

They don't want to admit that the old WoW was better.

all of em

Yes it's limited to 3, how did you get 4? Are you sure you're using Classic and not Retail?

Probably earned more money in those two seconds than you do at your dead end wage cuck job you'll be stuck at until you kill yourself

I settled for herod with the logic it will be fucking hilarious if any streamers go there and the poopsocking incel actually blackball them from doing anything. Did i make the right choice? Also all the names from the stormlight archive were taken fuck me you all are bunch of virgin faggot nerds and i hate you.

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There's a bug on Shazzrah EU where if you create them all before they load into the memory or something you can get four.

Nice projection user.

Remember the other final fantasy MMO
Where drinking milk had particle effects
That game was pretty cool

Yeah I'm on classic. I don't know how but I've managed to secure 4.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1BTfTNjcThmoe_47K8mbf8IffpfK0XrBCFWE4X5X97wY/edit#gid=1614806738

census results

how do i download the classic client

I love all of you.

>Paying £10 to reserve some names

I'm sure you can figure it out, lilzoom.

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t. pablo

fuck off my server shitskins

Go the blizzard client, go to WoW, click the tab that says "World of Warcraft" and switch it to "World of Warcraft Classic" and then install Classic. It's a pretty small download by todays standards.

click on version on the wow tab

You left out the part where 5 minutes later he gets 1000s of dollars in pity subs, and then a couple minutes after that he finds out that someone got the name for him and is going to give it to him for nothing.

>on my way to becoming chad
>started my own company
>the game that made me a loser comes back in all its glory

fuck wow
no point to playing this game unless your a streamer

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>tfw booked my real-life 4 letter first name
feeeeeels GOOD

Your company is gonna fail anyway

It must sync some files from an existing retail installation too, even for its small size it seemed fast

Fake as fuck

I unfortunately though the name reserves took place on Tuesday at 3pm, so I missed out on both the names I wanted so I had to go with variations of them. Oh well.

So the time has come. What's the final verdict on each realm?

how much would it cost me to play for a month?

Not him, but yikes. You can smell the jealousy kek

How can you reserve names I thought this was gonna be just a stress test?

>dude just add servers lmao
They were doing sharding and other things but the community was against it. So now the only thing they can do is add servers that wont nearly be as full a month from launch.

Is there any point to playing Horde now on PvP servers when Asmon sticks with alliance? Since he plans to building an empire spanning multiple realms, he's going to have zoomer armies everywhere unfairly tipping the faction balance.

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Don't listen to that other guy Frasierposter, you're gonna make it.

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OH NO NO NO NONO

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news.blizzard.com/en-us/world-of-warcraft/23086691/wow-classic-name-reservations-now-open
Fly you fool

The stress test ended this morning. They opened up the actual launch servers for name reservations before the game goes live in 2 weeks.

>fire up shitposting machine at 00:21
>See this thread
>Oh yeah, its Tuesday now
>Reactivate my sub
>Install the client
>Log in and reserve my names
>Log out, see you in a couple of weeks
I don't see what the fuss is about, piece of piss.

>a no-dime draw shitter gets his name
Meanwhile, water is wet

>Streamer makes more money.
>That means you have to put up with their objectively unbearable bullshit.
You're not supposed to deep throat the whole boot.

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Until they all give up and go back to retail and leave classic for the greybeard forumdads

a month of gametime, so like $15 or so. wow classic itself is free

His audience are the same retards who post here. Who do you think made the thread?

crimsoned and slasherpilled

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>HE STOLE HIS TRANSMOG?

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I'm just gonna keep playing runescape tbqh.

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Game will be dead in a couple months and Blizz refuses to merge servers so they keep the number of servers low so they won't turn into ghost towns too quickly

Based

Trade chat will just be Twitch chat 2.0.

Change my mind.

based

>Implying I'd subscribe just to get my name and waste almost a month

Ultimate list of pvp servers for people wondering where to roll.

Faerlina - streamer/asmonlayer server will be locked first and have hour+ queues

Herod - blizzard dicksucker claimed server, will be the first to die when all the retailbabbies playing here leave

Thalnos - BR hue hue server

Whitemane - epic meme 8/Yea Forums/reddit/pol/ cringe server

Fairbanks - most accurate laid back vanilla experience you can get

Based RP/PVP bro

Guys, he got almost $5k from donations because he didn't get his name. This is not a win

Okay, nigger

You know a virgin wrote this post since he forgot to list Chad Grobbulus

You forgot me bitch!

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On the Whitemane realm it'll be a mix of /pol/ and Yea Forums.

Shit man how much do you donate to him a day?

>takes time to customize
>that acting upset
Staged as fuck for sympathy donos

>15k queue for fucking NAME RESERVATIONS
On like 2 servers that house what, 5k people each? Meanwhile FFXIV has dozens of servers per region that house 10k+ players and there's a queue to get in at all hours over a month after the expansion released. Yeah classic is pretty dead on arrival bro

the absolute state of asmongoloid

dude is that a MAGA hat in the background?

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>FFXIV
fuck off already

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Someone can explain?

i dunno i also don't live in my own filth like he does so I think i'm living my best life here

I hope you're not lying but nestle buys all your rights

No, user. You fuck off.

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>Make Azeroth Great Again
Sort of.

I want to but I don't want to resub. what do bros

no u, no one wants to hear about FFXIV.
it's only worth arguing with retailfags. In reality classic/modernWoW are the same thing. Combined we massively outnumber your dumb weeb shit

Yea Forums, What's a good name for a Tauren Shaman?

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The virgin "$15 to reserve a name" vs The Chad "randomized name on launch day"

Dont post this!

He is a Trumptard

true

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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

rent free

Selling stout shako for 2 refined

I know a good one but I'm saving it for myself assuming no one takes it.

why is this genre so dead lmao the only populated games are "classic" games from 15 years ago

>"Company"
But is it a real business or some retarded shit. I've seen countless dropkicks start their own business (hurr durr I'm gonna sell whiskey, hurr durr I'm gonna be a landscaper) and all they do is make a crappy website and they don't even have employees. Are you even fulfilling a market demand or are you just another dumbass using daddy's money to feel successful

I'm surprised he didn't ask all his followers to try claiming his name. Then they'd hand him over the account in return for a dumb shoutout.

Tasselhoof
No I didn't take it yet.

because it created a generation of zoomers who only want to play other mmos that are just like wow, but it turns out those kinds of games are fucking boring trash so developers dont make anything else because making an mmo is expensive. in a few years indie developers will have the know-how and resources to start making mmos and the genre might have some innovation, but until then it will be stuck like this

Im thinking Sephiroth will do

has Yea Forums figured out what server to play on or is everybody just flailing about?

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Chad Thundercock

>the MMO genre is so dead you have to play a dead games previous, better version or a lobby dungeon grinder as your only options

Christ, this is depressing.

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i bet you were super hard thinking about being kaladin the paladin

Seething

>implying Blizzard won't ban the guy who took the name for harrassment and give the name to the ebin streamer
Also fuck off with your eceleb shit

so far it seems like Whitemane is for /pol/ memers, Herod is reddit, Faerlina is streamers, Thalnos is BR/SA, Grob is rpchads, so that leaves Fairbanks for regular PvP servers.

go play something else then

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People are gravitating towards Whitemane, Grobbulus, and Fairbanks.

>"ahaha i hate eceleb on twitch, why would someone watch these ppl play video game is beyond me. "
>"OMG LOOK AT THAT ASMONGOLD WASN'T ABLE TO GET HIS NAME IN WOW CLASSIC BETA AHAHAHAHAHA 200 REPLY THREAD MAN!!!"

Yea Forums is not one person and will be split up everywhere but it seems like golemagg in US an Shazzrah in EU

>70000 people trying to steal your name vs nobody
both these guys are faggots but this is disingenuous

And there is no nothing wrong about it. Old formula is old for a reason.

When I said golemagg I mean Grobulus. I am sorry, very tired.

Dare I say Grob is /our/ server?

>use a name no one would think of
>save 15 bucks and most of my free time
I love being smart

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whitemane is going to be THE server to be on, literally everybody is rolling there

>rolling on whitemane

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