Does this offend you?

i fucking hate her butterface

I like it

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thats fine i respect your opinion

All the soldiers still talk about her being naked so I like to imagine that the bikini is just a censorship thing and she's canonically got her tits and ass out at all times

No, because there is a reason and this isn't just meant for fanservice

No, but I am ashamed of my words and deeds.

I'm actually offended because it isn't just for fanservice.
She was supposed to be my fetish buffet but by the end I actually liked her character and couldn't fap to it.
I wish they could still be together, bruh...

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No. Unless if you're Andrew Dobson.

You might think Yoji Shinkawa's character designs might all look similar, but I fucking LOVE his mecha designs.

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Why would it? I'm not a faggot feminist. Neither does a buff male.

It offends the intelligence of anyone with a functioning brain.

Would the people who call her sexist be upset if she was the black variant? would it be empowering at that point or because it's designed by "perverted japs" it's still token?

kind of, yeah.

it offends my intelligence

kill yourself

It doesn't offend me, I just find it dumb.

No, it makes me cringe.

What's with the one long glove?

Yes, because the design is retarded

Then Kojima would be hailed as a God. Same if they made Quiet ugly or fat.

I'm offended she's not on my dick

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>it's not fanservice bro.

fpbp

This triggers the Yea Forums

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>There's a really good reason she wears almost nothing! You'll feel ashamed for calling her a slut later!

>s-she uhh... uh... breaths through her skin

You don't need to make up a stupid reason Kojima. Just admit you find it hot.

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No one ever denied these games arent aimed at virgins

The horse fucking bullshit offends me much more than Quiet ever could tbqh

The shape of her body looks weird. Crappy 3d modeling. Tits look bolted on. Torso too masculine. Never understood why people were so obsessed

OK summerfag

Decent concept terrible execution. Japs are bad with 3D modelling and anatomy so they just pasted 2 big spheres on the Joost's body scan.

No, but she is a shitty character though.

The beauty and the beast unit were supposed to be naked too. I wonder what the response would have been like if they were still nude, especially in Quiet's case where it actually would be more practical than the final design

Yes, but only because there is no copulation minigame

>don't want to see my waifu get the Nu-Lara treatment
>summer
Yeah, I guess I belong on reddit or something...

She’s cute. Her voice actor is genuinely adorable

SEXUALIZED WOMEN BAD
SEXUALIZED MEN GOOD

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

Yes. The face is ugly.

both bad and gay

>she

Yes because it's probably the single worst character design in proportion to screen time that kojima has ever created

I killed her instead of recruiting her, saw her cutscenes later on youtube and didn't regret it

No, bikini doesn't really offend me, this whole character does

Yes for being such an absolute waste of time

>not using D-Dog instead of Quiet
Quiet is literally casual mode for babies "lol just let her snipe everyone at the base"

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Why is summer/v/ so easily offended?

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DDog is literally even easier mode because he also instantly spots collectables, mines and prisoners and can just do the entire mission for you.

Yes because of the hideous horse face

>spotting is easier than your companion killing everyone from afar

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blonde quiet in bikini looks way better than the final version

i killed her twice before recruiting her, mostly because i had grown to hate her from seeing all the threads about her spammed around the release

>literally casual mode for babies
that would be the whole game regardless of what you use or do zoomer

do it faggot

I'm back

DDog also kills things for you while you sit back, hell he even FULTONS things for you from afar when you get the upgrade.

Can't wait to see the bitch gone in demon edition

Feels good that she will be replaced in the Demon Edition

Never happening

she was a shitty character and only there for self inflating fan service.

and she wasn’t even hot

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Not happening, even if a gamescom announcement is not out of the question.
at worst: remake of MGS3 / MGSV:Subsistence
at best: MG1/MG2 remake or MGR2

>recruit Quite
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>suddenly we're apparently in love, frolicking in the rain and shit

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Imagine being so salty about a video game character that you kill her twice just to vent and then take her with you anyway because you remember that you're still a waifufag lmao

Honestly what's the big deal, it's just a bikini top
In Peace Walker you can go on a date with a girl that was at least presented as a highschooler, drag her under a box and fuck her

I got an erection for some reason when she stomped on that dudes balls. Dunno why.

>she wasn't even hot
>fan service
>wasn't even hot
>fan service

It's so painfully a Kojima-insert fanfiction it's humiliating.

DD is broken as shit, he can grab attention even when you are right in front of the enemy.

it means it didn’t have the desired effect

Shouldve been adult Chico instead

To be fair she says she's not comfortable with doing it and BiBo stops. They never actually have sex unless you assume that BiBo is a half-minute hero.
then she gets all her holes wrecked by Skullface's troops while Chico watches.

if you want humiliating rewatch the quite exit cutscene
i just quickly went through it on youtube to refresh my memory and holy fuck man i dont remember it being this bad

because those offended at quiet never played the older games.

>tied up quiet
why would this trigger me?

im intrigued
keep going

The game? Yes. Quiet? Is almost a no character, so im indiferent.

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What do you mean?

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Its cringey as fuck. Good lord.

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>tied up
why would this trigger me?

You gotta be fucking shitting me i did not expect this to be transformation bullshit

the fact she doesn't have a dick does

>transformation
oh
my intrigue died

>FOB gets invaded
>go to defend
>it's someone playing quiet moving at the speed of sound
>shoot her with 10 grenades
>she falls over but doesn't die then two shots me with her grenades
>try a stun grenade launcher next
>she falls over but then wormholes away
>game suddenly tells me I failed to defend

Am I missing something here or was that just a hacker?

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It offends my penis, but in a good way

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She turns into a horse with udders

But that's the exact opposite of how she turned out

You ran into a hacker dude.

How does one go about marrying Stefanie and breeding lots of babies with her?

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That was a hallucination by cipher.
THIS is the real scene.
youtube.com/watch?v=87YXRvfMDlM

ay, ton. landing a boat at shadda moses aint so different from ellis island.

she's still a tied up human for the first couple of pages so i can just ignore the rest
heres an even less offensive version

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It offends my penis so much it cries

Yes. It's a shit game that should have been great.

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No. My ex-gf even surprised me with an amateur cosplay of her after she saw Quiet.

>takes off boots
>puts on spurs

I will marry her one day.

The clothing? No. The shitty character writing? Yes.

isn't she over 30 nowadays?
OL tier

Come on man, I need to figure out this mystery asap before she becomes infertile. Plan B will have to be kidnapping and rape if I don't have enough time to woo her.

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I already hate this
Please no

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You'd better hurry because I've already stalked her all over Facebook, Instagram and Twitter to find her exact location and have already bought my plane ticket to Limburg.
You can come along if you want though, you can hold the camera while I sample the goods.

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The shit character who contributes nothing to the story? Absolutely.

Should I post the next page?

do pajeets still care about her?

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No if I do it first :^)

I'll be upfront with you. I'd just use you for the info and then get rid of ya.

I don't know but that cringy soiboi isn't getting her before I do.
I have over 200 hours in FOB. I've mastered infiltration and CQC, there's no way you can't beat me to it.

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What offended me was the incomplete game.

Not some chick who got burnt and needed some weird ass nano things to make her into some super soldier.

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Imagine being this much of a raging brainlet. The facial features aren't the focus of the drawing, the clothing is.

It was a parasite that replaced her skin.
KOJIMA!

oh rite, the parasites.

also the repetitive missions that were pretty much side missions but were tacked on as main missions sucked

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(You)

Songs that should have been in the game

youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU
youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI
youtube.com/watch?v=Wln6NX0V4AQ

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>complains about the game
>but has taken the time to Screenshot every single Quiet scene
Based cumbrian

Gotta find something to like and focus on it.

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Yes.

Based and Joostpilled. Carry on then

>pic
she says sike right after right?

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Thanks glad to have your approval.

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>the concept arts are more expresive than her entire time in the actual game
I fucking hate Quiet, Quiet made me lose a lot of faith in Koji because he hyped up this bitch for a year only for her to be one of the worst parts of the fucking game. Fuck Quiet and fuck Joosten

>Original concept art features cute blonde girl.
>Kojima was probably drunk and hanging out with buddies when going through actress resumes.
>Hey Kojimu-san checku this white gaijin bitch.
>Okay kinda cute don't mind fucking her during production.

This ugly horse-faced bitch is literally the only flaw of MGSV. Not only she has zero talent and was a horrible miscast but dared to rat on Kojima recently because he ditched her after promising role in Death Stranding.

At least Kojimbo now works with only talented and acknowledged actors and horse-face stars in shoverware mobile garbage like youtu.be/eqlYOIOr4l8

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"Offend" is a strong word. I just think it's a poor character design.

If you're going to make something blatantly fanservicey at least do something stylish with it.

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shut your fucking mouth you pleb

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This is the single most offensive post in this thread. Congratulations.
Not even because you insulted my waifu but because you're this much of a kojimafag AND you mentioned Spacelords.

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good christ could you imagine running your tongue along her stomach

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This fucking kojima smile, its the same exact smile with Lea...

Kojiiiimmmmaaa its not ethical!!!

joost = SOUL
qualley = SOULLESS

youtu.be/OG3PnQ3tgzY
youtu.be/uc6f_2nPSX8
youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY
youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

there was plenty of good songs back then

Quiet is definitely the worst part of MGSV. Her character design, her ridiculous superpowers, the entire storyline that she's attached to, the complete asspull of "she fell in love with the legend". Nobody fell in love with the legend. The fact that it says on her character sheet "she needs to be naked or she dies" is just icing on the shit cake.

I literally can't stop imagining. She's put on some pudge since then and now has more ass and a little belly and that just makes it hotter.

>How dare she talk about her career and how Kojima is becoming a user and ditches his friends for whichever "Hollywood" actor he can get his hands on next to get 1 step closer to being a movie director.

No. I still use a mod to cover her up, but if that didn't exist I would just play with her how she usually is.

Why do you feel the need to cover her up?

Because he isn't a cumbrian

Kojima's weird because he can have all these games with overtly elaborate stories and experimental mechanics, but then doesn't give a single shit about what blatant fap-bait can do to the tone of the final product.

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God I'm so lonely Yea Forumsbros

Yes, she's too ugly.

>not enjoying the aesthetic curves of Joost's body in a purely platonic way
>not wanted to be surrounded by the art of the human body
Pleb tbqh

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Never played any games of the franchise. Is this one good for mindless fun?

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if you like running around a bug empty map, sure

Yes. That's precisely what it's best for.

I wish v had all the dumb theatrical shit from 1 2 or 3. It feels like 2 but way more serious. I wanted to see shit like ocelot juggling guns or volgin electrocuting quiet by squeezing her tits or something, but it's so serious all the time

It's really not good for 'mindless' fun, MGSV's fun comes from high tension and high concentration moments.

the times it does try being goofy come off extremely fucking awful
Like its not funny weird anymore, its just weird. Like the rain scene.

Moments which never happen.

>she needs to be naked or she dies
Is putting her on the XOF uniform basically killing her then?

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This, uh, wasn't where I expected this to go.

This looks so much better than the Joost's retard fetal alcohol syndrome face.

Do it

Maybe when you'll get a job you will understand how normal adults handle business side of things. Being rejected is part of her job and instead of dealing with it in a professional manner she consciously decided to spill her beans on a man who literally kickstarted her whole career.

Kojimbo doesn't owe it to anybody and actually It's the other way around. Intead of being grateful for opportunity she got in MGSV she chose to behave as a salty, talentless whore, which she is. And being in her thirties no way on earth will she ever get a chance to star in something even remotely resembling MGS franchise.

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I'm offended that I'll never have a Joost gf

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go loose some weight land whale

shit who's that? swear i recognise them

Yeah, Kojimbo doesn't owe it to anybody.
Joosten also doesn't owe it to him to keep quiet (lel) about his shitty behavior.
That knife cuts both ways.
>grateful
She was grateful, for MGSV. Why the fuck should she be grateful for getting ghosted? Fuck that. She's not getting any more work regardless.

>I breathe through muh skin
What a fucking joke

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Most offensive feel in the world tbqh.

No.

Little distracting during cutscenes while Venom is smoking his cigar and being big dick man then oddly bouncy tiddies rolls in to the scene

I only thought that when I took her with me for Metallic Archea and she was just so nonchalant about the chopper crashing. I guess she would be though considering her superpowers

I always like this bitch.

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no, fapped to her several times