What is the whiskey of video games?

What is the whiskey of video games?

By which I mean, what video games are watered down, absurdly overpriced for their content, and rabidly defended by pretentious fucks who think making them is high art?

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Gachas.

Stop drinking shit whiskey

I'm poor. What's the best whiskey I can get?

Fireball

Jack Daniels brings back a lot of teenage memories, mainly me trying to hold back my puke. I thought all whiskey was trash until I got some actual good ones. Canadian Club whiskey on the rocks is actually amazing.

But uhh, probably any call of duty post MW2

Steam is the whiskey of game marketplaces.

Something that isn't bourbon for a start

Fireball is almost as bad as Jack Daniels wtf

Definitely Rockstar games and none of you can argue against it. Name one group of shills that spews the same old catchphrases in every thread.

>american "whiskey"

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Costco.

Whiskey has its appeal. It's not as much of a friend as cheap rum, which chases away the trials and tribulations of life in a stupor or haze of pleasantry, but it puts in solid work. Especially honey whiskey.
Fireballs are disgusting. I cannot think of thing more disgusting. I'd rather drink apple cider vinegar.

Fucking hate fireball. Gimme something not spicy

Benchmark. It's like ten bucks and isn't any shittier than Jack.

Costco isn't a whiskey

bourbon, bitch

Pretty much anything from either Ireland or Scotland is better.

>absurdly overpriced
>pretentious fucks
>high art
>JD

You sound like some one who has heard things passively about whiskey but has no actual experience so it makes sense that you are posting on Yea Forums

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>watered down, absurdly overpriced for their content, and rabidly defended by pretentious fucks
Super smash bros

Costco sells high quality whiskey cheaply.

Literally. They get extra produce from quality distilleries and sell it off label at bulk prices.

Rum > Whiskey > Wine > Tequila > Beer

...aw, i like jack daniels. Its a good whiskey, i think.

Rum tastes like shit if it isn't in a cocktail. Whiskey is good raw.

It is good. Ignore the eurosharts.

Whiskey doesn't work that way.
Blends are cheap, because they tend to be shit
Go with classics when starting
Glenfiddich
Laphroaig
Glenlivet
Most Irish ones

Then try more uncommon stuff, like auchentoshen and tomintoul
From there you can go wherever you want, more expensive treats, more harsh stuff.

And remember don't let people tell you there is one specific way of drinking whisky the best way to enjoy whiskey is however you want to enjoy it
Nobody likes pretentious assholes saying neet is the only way
Some are better with a drop of water, some are better on ice. Don't let snobs tell you how to drink.
The best part is trying new things

It's overpriced garbage. You can get same priced stuff from Europe that doesn't taste like shit.

Whiskey IS absurdly overpriced, and taking a fucking single image to assume I think JD is somehow the top shelf of whiskey just means you're an idiot. And you're clearly not familiar with bourbon "culture" if you can call it that.

For me it's Kyrö but it's expensive as fuck.
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I drank JD by default for years and didn't get the big deal with whiskey, then I had Black Bush and Jameson. Those aren't probably the greatest whiskeys either but at least they taste of something.

>auchentoshen
I have tried it. 3 barrel or whatever is great, but I don't like American oak.

>Tequila over beer
>Tequila over literal Diarrhea juice

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whiskey is literally just wooden vodka
gin is 1000x better

Beer is best, I can control exactly how drunk I get versus if I'm drunk I'll have 2-3 extra shots because I'm feeling it and then be put on my ass.

This. Kirkland Signature Blended Whisky is very good for the price.

What the fuck are you talking about, gin is better?

Fireball shots + beer is great if you just want to sit at home getting drunk and play games with your bros. Beyond that I wouldn't touch it.

Bioshock
The Last of Us

>neet
The reason you consider people pretentious is because you are clearly dumb

That's all scotch

dunno. ask me something else

Scotch is the best whiskey

Scotch isn't whiskey fren. It's whisky.

Can someone give me a (You)?

Gin is horrid. How do people drink that shit?

Sure!

Holy fucking shit I dont get it

Thanks buddy

Street fighter 5

once again, Japan does it best

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Based desu

I don't understand how anyone can genuinely enjoy whiskey, it tastes like shit

Japanese whiskey sucks you dumbass weeb

That's not Hibiki, user.

Fireball is bad whiskey infused with sugar.

If I like Angel's Envy and Maker's Mark what's another good whiskey to get?

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Should try Mt. Gay rum from Barbados

What kind of liquor will kill me the fastest?

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Sounds pretty gay.

Liquor store I work at just got this shit. Any good?

Whatever version of hardest vodka you can find.

Everclear.

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time user

t. sugarbrain zoomers

need some 40% slurp juice, ya fuckin wanks?

Gin is the patrician taste for anybody who enjoys a natural taste.

i hate the taste of all alcohol cuz im a manchild but having had beer and whisky i'd say the latter is the less disgusting

Have fun!

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there was literally a post last night with the exact same message, only with different initials

what is this MOSSAD bullshit?

When your a ghost, will you be my friend?

The spam started way before last week, I'd say report it but then the jannies might notice this thread and delete it too

Do you even hate alcoholic ciders and champagne?
That's a shit post to get people to join some random faggots discord, they've been doing it for months.

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Whiskey causes violence, I hear.

i can tolerate ciders but i dont like them, and champagne is disgusting, i cant even stand the smell

Fuck you, I'll never part with my Russell's Reserve.

Skyrim/Witcher fans is who I usually associate JD with. It's the metalhead neckbeard drink of choice. That or Kraken.

I'd rather drink straight vodka than any gin cocktail

Metalhead neckbears here

You're not completely wrong. Me, I enjoy Evan Williams

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Gin and tonic is the superior, thinking man's choice of drink

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Come at you peasant pissant faggots. This shit is so good you can drink it raw.

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what about vodka?

>Only ever drank whisky with coke because I'm a wimp
>Go visit my dad's family in Glasgow
>Get to talking about drinks with granddad, I say I usually just stick to cheap whisky and coke, or beer
>He's visibly aghast
>Immediately goes to his cupboard, grabs a bottle of Glenfiddich 15, fills an 11oz tumbler to the brim and slams it down in front of me
>It's 3:30 in the afternoon
>I'm English and therefore it is physically impossible for me to refuse such generous hospitality
>mfw

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Yea Forums Has better discussions about alcoholic drinks than videogames.

KEK

On a side note, which board should I visit if I really want more threads like this one?

Did you like it?

There's no such thing as good tasting alcohol it's only a tool to get drunk lmao

the not AA thread in ck

Didn't include it because it's obvious it ranks above everything else

Threads about drinks? Probably /ck/
Good discussions? Fuck you I'm not letting you ruin one of the last good boards

I started to really enjoy it after a couple of mouthfuls but I felt like death the day after. I've never drank neat since.

Dickel #1 corn whiskey. I prefer clear whiskys, fuck charred oak bullshit.

For a budget I really enjoy Canada Club. Really good for a cheap canadian whiskey.

Good job user, keep protecting the site.

Anime games.

>tfw i had some of those on 4+4 chan

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>good discussion
>on Yea Forums
lol don't kid yourself

>bests vodka in your way

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The trick is to drink a shit load of water after drinking alcohol. Alcohol dehydrates the shit out of you, so if you drink a lot of water before sleeping you won't get the terrible headache. Unless you mix a shit ton of drinks, like shots of whiskey, shots of vodka , and 12 beers (trust me I made that mistake)

Off topic threads usually have better discussion of topics than their respective boards. I put it down to two reasons - firstly that we're less familliar with the subject (for example I once enjoyed an excellent LoGH thread on here, whereas you'd struggle to get a thread going on Yea Forums because everyone so invested into anime has discussed it to death a decade ago, similarly Yea Forums used to have excellent Blazblue threads that you couldn't get on here), and secondly that shitposters are drawn to low effort threads that are technically on topic even if they have no actual value, like console war threads.

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>poorfag whiskey
Find yourself some Canadian Mist then, 750ml for about $10. It has a decent taste itself, and since it's dirt cheap you shouldn't feel bad about experimenting with it. My favorite being pouring a lot of glugs into some Sprite with a lot of ice

The taste is also decent, and won't make you think your drinking ditch water like Jack. Avoid Fireball unless you want diabetes or are a girl in college

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Don't listen to the other pinheads, get Bullit.

>Jack Daniels
>whiskey

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>Rum
Arrrg, he be based and piratepilled.

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Nice

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Fuck you, I actually like bourbon dickhead
The jim bean shit is shit though
I already know its basic, but maker's mark is pretty good imo

And also trick is two multivitamins, trust me it works

DUDE ALCOHOL

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Witcher 3.

Whisky > Beer > Tequila > Wine >>>> Rum
Fuck CnRs, shit is so sugary it gives me type 5 diabetes right off the bat.

My mom drinks the fuck out of that shit, never been a fan

I like metal and Witcher. Skyrim sucks. JD is good but I prefer Achentoshen

>neet
damn whats it like to be so gay

Something tells me not to trust you

>Your mom is from Mt. Gay
Need I say more?

I got too much neet whiskey. Bro all my whiskey expects me to just go to work so it can live comfortably in my house. its bullshit man.

>Made from cheap GMO crops that has cancerous glysophate sprayed on it constantly

No.

I'm more concerned how much it costs for baseline fucking vodka.

My go tos are Jameson and Hennesy. Nothing like Jameson on the rocks I tell ya h'wat
fireball is disgusting

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Start with single malt.
Ditch blended.

>drinking alcohol
Yikes

proper 12

Careful you don't cut yourself on that straight edge

>watered down
All spirits are watered down to some extent, but there are numerous whiskies that are barrel proof. That means they take it from the barrel and stick it in a bottle.
>absurdly overpriced
Market value but, like with video games, there are whiskies out there that are priced extremely reasonably.
>rabidly defended by pretentious fucks
Get better friends or stop hanging out with people who drink when you're a teetotaler.

Jameson black is really good as well
works on the rocks, neat, or with ginger-ale

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