Metroid thread

How would you guys fix the new metroid so that it's a higher quality game that meets the high standards of the originals? Boy, I've got a few ideas.

>remove the story and make it extremely barebones. I'm talking less than even Super Metroid. Don't even bother having an intro cinematic. Have a manual that comes with the physical copy, and a digital manual for the digital version. That'll be all the story you need
>no space pirates or ridley. They're not bad villains in the slightest, but all good things in moderation. We can have them back in the next installment, but for now Samus needs a break and some fresh new villains. Maybe the crikens or rogue chozo or maybe something else
>no character development or lore or "personality". Samus needs to remain cold and robotic. This means no ZSS too
>open world akin to Prime and Super, but with more world design dependent on item movement. Things like spiderball and speed booster.
>make the game much more challenging. We need bosses who will beat you into submission

Other than that, everything should be set out already. The series has plenty to work off of.

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Fuck off ACfag before we report you for spam

>Don't even bother having an intro cinematic
Hola, ACfag.

went in expecting a comfy Metroid thread, turns out just ACfag

Please anons. I wish to have a discussion of Metroid without drama or politics or any of that.

Still waiting on that proof that TF2 has more active players than Splatoon 2.

Doug, stop spamming the board.

I don't give a shit about Metroid, but I'm sorry your thread is dead because it doesn't have boobies, OP.

Lol
Anyway my favorite Metroid game is Prime though my favorite 2D is probably Fusion.

No, you don't deserve a discussion.

Samus is cute! Cute!

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This is the first thread I've made in weeks. That's not spam.

Dougie boy back at it again with the same buzzwords.

intentionally evading word filters counts

STOP POSTING PEEPEE PICS!!!!!!!

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god I wish I could fuck samus

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Yeah this is now a Samus thread

post samus pics

I'll take any gameplay discussion I can get. What did you like about Fusion user?

I would make it so samus have to fuck a load of black guys to win

Let's just wank.

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But she is super CUTE!

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After 9 years of shitposting, you don't deserve shit.

>admits to starting Metroid threads with porn and tittles in the op
Sasuga, ACfag.

I was tempted to shitpost, but I’ll contribute.
>>remove the story and make it extremely barebones. I'm talking less than even Super Metroid. Don't even bother having an intro cinematic. Have a manual that comes with the physical copy, and a digital manual for the digital version. That'll be all the story you need
Never going to happen. The best we’ll get is skippable cutscenes. I agree that they should try and not shove constant gameplay interruptions at us. Keep everything moving, keep it smooth. Story can be explained via scanlogs.
>>no space pirates or ridley. They're not bad villains in the slightest, but all good things in moderation. We can have them back in the next installment, but for now Samus needs a break and some fresh new villains. Maybe the crikens or rogue chozo or maybe something else
I agree. Ridley is great, but variety is the spice of life, or so they say. However, I’d also want to add something to expand on Ridley or make his relation to Samus and his personality clearer for series newfags. Again, scanlags are a good way to do this so people get clarity on him.

Other than that give me new interesting weapons and power-ups you massive faggots.

No you don't, disingenuous prick. I agree with 3 things in the OP: enemies, world and difficulty. Everything else is just you trying to sneak your dogma under the guise of the other 3 suggestions.

this but unrionically

What was deleted?

Honestly I would, put honestly ACFag you're a toxic person. You make this board actively unfun to browse. I could talk about how the linearity doesn't bother me since the moment to moment gameplay is much faster paced than Super or that I actually like the story a lot but why bother when you're the person on the other end?

>no space pirates or ridley
How about giving more attention to underdeveloped space pirates other than Ridley? I'd love to see a giant Kraid in 3D but unfortunately that was cut.

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This C-brain shit is so far gone at this point I can't tell if it's prude shit or just hating women, do you hate women so much that you can't even bear them being the object of other people's desires?

Also add this
>no dialogs
>no cinematics

You just made one earlier with Smash ZSS shit.

>admits to starting Metroid threads with porn and tittles in the op
>9 years of shitposting
user, I'm tired of the accusations. I love Metroid and I would never shitpost against it. I have never started a thread with sex appeal as the cornerstone. You can go back into the archive, you can even petition a mod to check my IP with any metroid threads. I would never degrade one of my favorite series with such low hanging fruit. I also don't buy into falseflagging either.

>Never going to happen. The best we’ll get is skippable cutscenes. I agree that they should try and not shove constant gameplay interruptions at us. Keep everything moving, keep it smooth. Story can be explained via scanlogs.
That's more my speed. Metroid isn't a game that needs heavy story. Super demonstrated perfectly how you can have a well paced plot without ever needing Fusion-tier dialogue dumps every other moment.

>I agree. Ridley is great, but variety is the spice of life, or so they say. However, I’d also want to add something to expand on Ridley or make his relation to Samus and his personality clearer for series newfags
I suppose that wouldn't hurt. I'm normally not one for dialogue and text dumps, but if you can keep it far out of the way via scanlogs, I could easily work with that.

It’s an obvious raid. Look what happened to Yea Forums a month or so ago

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Have guy/gay threads even caught a semblance of the memebrain shit?

You mean the yellow flags?

Samus in an empty big planet full of aliens with items to discover.

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You are not going to have a discussion, just you talking to yourself.

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>do you hate women so much that you can't even bear them being the object of other people's desires?
Yes he does. It's legitmate autism, to the degree that he doesn't understand the importance of story or narrative context for a game, and cannot connect with the humanity of a character (see: wants Samus to just be a robot because that's the level of emotion he can relate to)

I would remake it in flash and make all the enemies rape you if you lose.

It would be epic!

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That wasn't me user. Sorry. seeI don't make alot of threads. When I do, I try and make them as video game related as possible, without any distracting images. I would never even touch a ZSS thread, let alone make one. I'm just frustrated that gameplay discussions are very hard to get going.

You can like the story, I guess. But does it need those mandatory dialogue dumps mid-elevator? And the mandatory briefings with Adam weren't very compelling either. At the least they could implement a new game + that makes all of this optional. As it stands, it's really hard to go back to Fusion because of this.

Honestly, so long as we can get another game that prioritizes the actual gameplay I’ll be happy. The scanlogs would be nice, but are ultimately side attractions to the main event.

It legit reminds me of when /pol/ were freaking out at ANY female character in video games, but it's some weird upside-down version, I just wanna talk about video games and be edgy online, isn't that what Yea Forums is for?

>I don't make alot of threads. When I do, I try and make them as video game related as possible
I'll believe you on this, but it doesn't absolve you for fucking up countless threads regardless.

I've never noticed it on gay stuff, that's why I was saying, this has come out of nowhere, I've never felt unwelcome on Yea Forums for liking trannies or cock or big anime tits in my 15 years here, why the fuck am I seeing this so much now?

>do you hate women so much that you can't even bear them being the object of other people's desires?
>he doesn't understand the importance of story or narrative context for a game, and cannot connect with the humanity of a character
Allow me to clarify: I see these things as gimmicks. I don't like gimmicks. I like when a game doesn't need story or sexy main characters, and can just be good on its own. Can a game co-exist with these things? Maybe. But for now I wouldn't trust the company behind Metroid: other M to make such a game. Samus Returns was actually a welcome return to form, I'd rather them not regress. imagine if you will: would Samus Returns be a better game if all of the chozo memories were mandatory, unskippable cutscenes, and Samus monologued over each one of them?

Actually, I take that back because of your BOTW threads, but I could believe that you wont make a thread with a sexy girl in the OP.

Fucking up countless threads? I only post about video games and, worst case scenario, I post some controversial video game ideas like removing the majority of story in a game, or downsizing the graphical budget, or in the case of Zelda games or Xenoblade, removing the voice acting to cut down the budget. That's why I think most Metroid games don't have voice acting, because Metroid's budget is too small to allow it, and that was a major failing of Prime 3, which I assume ran out of money because of it so the levels had to be made linear and more scripted. That might not have been the exact reason, but it was a part of it I'm sure. And then the forbidden game had voice acting, and that was an even bigger drain on the budget, which made the gameplay even worse. Like with many games, I see it as an unnecessary expense.

I can't forgive you for shitting up Metroid threads but I'll have to give that Smash Zero Suit faggot a name since he can't seem to even post the good version of Zero Suit but keeps posting that garbage non-canon version of her from that Smash series.

I don't know who you are, but as far as I can tell you're very intolerant. Maybe that's why people don't reply to your threads

Guilty as charged. I've looked deeply into the series and decided that certain things should be downplayed, if not outright removed. The series would greatly benefit as a result, and I stick closely to this.

You lie, say that Zero Suit Female Samus exists.

She exists. She's also a detriment.

Why not go one step further and just make a new franchise?

That same Female Samus is the one inside the suits and the mc.

>STORY BAD
kill yourself
>REMOVE EVERY RECOGNISABLE ELEMENT FROM THE FRANCHISE
kill yourself
>MAKE SAMUS EVEN MORE OF A FLAT PIECE OF WOOD
kill yourself

Fucking pretentious "retro" fags that think the only thing you need to do is remove story, I hope you drown in your own diarhea puddle.

That poster is psychotic. Pay him no mind.

She needs to return to an older slate. Back in the old days her being out of the suit was a minor element of the game. Maybe 5 seconds at the end if you did very specific things ingame. Nowadays Nintendo wants to parade her as the prime feature of the franchise. It's getting troublesome. And I know alot of you are thinking "what's the harm in it?" I could point you to a certain installment that shows the harm in it.

alot of new franchises do exactly what I recommended, and they benefited greatly from it. I just think Metroid would benefit too.

who is this fag? genuinely sounds retarded, naive and completely unaware of the fact. just my take from this one thread

ACfag, it's clear you didn't play SR since it returned to that, now shut the fuck up.

>ACfag, it's clear you didn't play SR since it returned to that
And it sold poorly, and Nintendo purposely left it to die on the 3DS. They're not even trying to port it to the Switch to give it more exposure.

God, you're so fucking retarded.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

If you were sorry, you would try to be more aware of yourself

I don't know who he is either, but I certainly don't like him so far

This

Am I not doing that? I'm not insulting people. I'm not calling people faggots or anything like that, nor am I flooding the thread with off topic garbage to entice people to post in it. What more can I do?

why did i not know that AM2R got more updates until a few days ago?

Same user?

The last update was quite a while ago, and not much was talked about until then. This will be the final gameplay update, and 1.5 will officially be the graphical overhaul (they didn't want people to feel forced into getting the graphical update just for the gameplay improvements).

It's actually nice, it was a good announcement for Metroid's anniversary and it'll give us content to hold us over until then.

what about Crocomire?

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I've got a 2D Metroid V idea that I'd love to see done:
>Brief Super Metroid style intro informs us that Samus got arrested and framed for the BSL fiasco
>Gets sent to SPACE PRISON in orbit around a new planet, and genetically nerfed of most of her Fusion powers
>BSL reverse engineered her suit while she was out at the start of Fusion, so all the Federation guards are basically SA-Xs
>Story over, game starts: pirates attack the prison to bust out their bois, Samus escapes her cell
>Inmates, guards, and pirates are about, get a glimpse at some future bosses amidst the fighting
>Opening is played suitless, in pseudo Zero suit prison garb and ends with her beating a boss and getting the Varia Suit
>Prison then breaks into pieces in orbit and crashes into the planet
>Bulk of the game: Prison wreckage is scattered across the planet's surface, Samus must traverse the planet's ecosystems to recover her equipment and get off world
>Recover old equipment by beating alien inmate bosses who are using the reverse engineered prototypes of her shit
>Get new equipment by defeating wildlife bosses and absorbing their essence (because she's still got some X in her now or some shit and can do that)
>Enemies include wildlife, inmates, guards, pirates, robots, etc.

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