Last two digits of this post will be her metascore.
Last two digits of this post will be her metascore
Nicholas Reyes
Leo Harris
not bad. I think its a pretty good game.
Gavin Miller
It could easily be, based on the demo (as long as the other bosses are better than the demo one), but we all know modern journos can’t into retro shooters, even if it has a female lead.
Gavin Wilson
Kind of bummed about Ion Fury being the name. There's got to be something better they could have come up with
Nicholas Gray
who dis is bitch
John Ramirez
Ion Milkies
Evan Reed
Not a fortnite skin, zoomie.
Ayden Cook
>not recognizing old Yea Forums/FIGHTAN memes
The only newfag here is (You)
Jayden Bell
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Jack Sanders
It’s WHO BITCH DIS US?
William Myers
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Blake Garcia
Ion Maiden's tiddies aren't even that big, if anything there on the shy side of average sized.
Julian Gray
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Tyler Adams
>94
I want to believe. First two "levels" were pretty good.
>Shelly is just a man with tits!
>How could they show a woman getting beat up as you take damage?!
>Oh, another white protagonist?
>Why doesn't she have the undercut in this game? Not sexy enough for your audience?
There, just saved all those G*wker idiots the trouble of writing a review.
Daniel Hill
>expecting anyone to give a shit about your nigger fgc memes in a retro shooter thread
Samuel Hill
pathetic
Zachary King
The only thing they won’t do is complain about her being white. It’s okay to be a white woman, but not a white man (white woman have tricked their peons of color into believing that they are minorities just like them).
Wyatt Cruz
LGR claims it took him 8 hours to complete on Normal. How many levels is it meant to have?
Jayden Morris
i'd say 1 more than Douk Nukem
Michael Thomas
you wrote it wrong, retards
Landon Bennett
I really wish you were right, but they have come up with a way to further divide people into subcategories.
IIRC, 7 "zones" with a few levels each.
Jonathan Sanders
Undercuts are pretty sexy, though.
Anthony Perry
Noah Harris
What the fuck is an undercut?
Christian Price
can't wait for the game
Leo Davis
Based.
Charles Sullivan
Looks like Build Engine kino is back on the menu boys.
Also related, Duke Nukem Alien Armageddon mod is a lot of fun.