Hey daddy...

>play more games you fucking casual

Who's kid is this and why does she think I'm her father?

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Obviously no, my dear wife daughter

its not 15 years old, it just looks 15 years old, it was actually released last year

depends...

>"I'm a fat neckbeard nincel, why would I have a kid? Who the fuck are you?"

>You can fuck her

What the fuck are you playing? I'm not gonna let my son become a fucking weeb. You will never play japanese shit games anymore.

Yes sweetie, the world was full or retards back then.
Daddy was a chad that owned the game for the wii u, I didn't get the legendary console Nintendo Switch until an year later.

Why did you get into my fucking old game collections you dumb fucking mistake

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No my dear daughter of my wife, your daddy absolutely loved it. However, your daddy is such a massive autist that he can't comprehend people not liking something he likes, so he made tons of retarded threads everyday whenever his boyfriend gave him some free time from cocksucking and your mother was busy with Chad.

Better play this
archive.org/details/unteralterbach

Small girl

based oldfag

Jokes on you I'm an incel so I will never have kids

I didn't hate it for no reason. I hated it because it was empty and people called it "post apocalyptic atmosphere". I'll show you Majora's Mask and if you don't think that's better then you can go live somewhere else.

>cunnypaste.mp3

I often wonder if baby talking is the case a mature syntax develops much later for some children.

>having kids
lmao

based

>empty

Exactly, it's not a bad game, but having an open world with nothing worthwhile in it is even worse than the same old formula

*Hits pipe*

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? Everyone. Strangers on the street get a friendly bystander that will wish them well, the homeless will get a wealthy and intelligent girl that runs shelters to feed them and find them honest work to get off the streets. The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner, and you'll benefit from gaining a second child in her spouse, one who will be a dear friend that thanks their lucky stars you raised such an astounding woman.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grant your wondrous, miraculous daughter and all the people around her a better life. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL reward. Think about it logically.

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"Oh cool, maybe there will be lots of little settlements" granted there were towns and the stables yet it still felt so empty. Probably because there was no life between them.

t-then who was talking to you about BOTW...?

stop talking and put this thing inside your special place already *unzips dick*

wtf you're not supposed to fuck you're daughter mormon!!!

Is dad a caveman?

Stfu kid ur the reason my marriage failed

>insert edgy post implying I will inflict bodily harm on the child or a cope about not being able to get laid here

C

Sure thing, buddy

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Well you found it in my stuff you stupid dumb cunt, do you think I would still keep this shit if I hated it you retarded little bitch?
And what the fuck did I tell you about looking at my old stuff? You gonna get smacked twice tonight once we get home.
Jesus fucking Christ now shut up, if you say one more goddamned thing before were get home you won't get food for another week.

I didn’t get laid in 2017.

No one talks like that OP. Never mind a child.

i didnt get laid from 1995 to 2019
i'm 24 years old

>c/v/mbrains
>having kids
They'll probably babysit their sister's mixed daughter.

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dammit I'm a big lefty faggot but this still made me sad

C

haha you're a 24 year old virgin
that's very sad

yes i was now suck this dick and spread that pussy cause we need to up our birthrate

imagine having kids, or even being in a situation where you impregnate a female
Y I K E S

That poor dad

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imagine TOUCHING a woman
imagine HUGGING a woman
imagine KISSING a woman
imagine putting your weewee inside of her peehole
yikes

I don't think daddy gave you permission to speak. Now go back to our room and get ready for some more happy fun time with daddy.

ouch...

What the fuck went so wrong with society?

I can never tell if it’s Mario or Dante anymore...

We all know it's Jews but we're not allowed to say it

>Playing games
What a little faggot you are.

She's just a child.

anyone who has children is a fucking monster. Imaging FORCING a new person into existence, without their consent, tearing them from the peaceful void. The entire human race should never of existed.

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we can see that

>imagine putting your weewee inside of her peehole

I didn't know reproduction was done by pushing the penis into the female urethra!

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I refuse to believe this is real.

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i've got a dick you can kiss and i assure it's real and big

No wonder you are a virgin lmao

White men and trumptards btfo, absolutely based

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I agree with the girl unironically, but what you do is call your Dad a moron asshole and then stay a family.

>Wtf I don't have kids who are you?

I'm 30 and never had sex or gf. I'm not going to have kids m8

>adult doesn't want to form relation with another adult because they don't share the same views

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how's them wizard powers treating you

Only acceptable use of a daughter.

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All women are children regardless of age

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I have a fetish for older women so I'll never have children

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>meanwhile in Poland

Wait, so she tracked him down, fucked him, gets pregs and in the end, he gets arrested for it?

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I thought white people didnt pierce their childrens ears though I guess my knowledge on the matter really just comes whites on here sperging out whenever they see a piercing

There's more than that. Google image search and read what happens to her stepfather.

>implying you could have kids even if you wanted to

wanna bet

She doesnt look that old

don't talk, you're biting my dick.

This gives me extreme anxiety about my little girl. You can't even predict this will happen. I'm just imagining the dad was a dick somehow to make me feel better.

I just did
That was pretty fucking nuts

Weird she looks like a hapa, like the mayli girl, yet her mom is white as hell

Sure

How many men has the average woman called "Daddy" by the end of her life?

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Woah wtf!?

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No, I valiantly defended the game on a dying imageboard

You have failed as a parent if a kid that age knows the term "neckbeard"

The goys must never know eh Shekelstein?

Hot

>I'm a big lefty faggot
well stop

Living the dream

Looks like she got called put because she deleted her account lmao

>Want kids
>Know that I'd be a god awful parent, nevermind getting into a position where I can have any in the first place

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This is why liberals are cancer on society.

>implying anyone on Yea Forums has a chance to have kids

>big
Pffff AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd never want to be a parent because I'd constantly gag at the smell of used diapers and baby vomit.

What are you supposed to do to make sure your child grows up good? Like when they are a baby and crying are you supposed to go to them immediately or leave them for a few minutes first?

where the fuck did you learn that language you cunt

You dont need to be a smelly incel to not want kids. Even normies hate kids these days

Based and true.

Why is this shit thread still alive?

Kill yourself, pedo.

She didn't say anything about relation. She just wants to call you "daddy".

Autism

I don't want kids, I just want to fuck them.

yeah and shee needs a little bit of "pooty training"... with my cock

Babies you need to help immediately when they start crying, because they do it because they feel something is wrong
With a little kid it's a lot more complicated.
Like, if the kid acts like a spoiled brat and throws themselves on the ground in front of a crowd I think it's a bad idea to scold or let them do wnat they want because their objective is getting the attention. So you don't go with their game, scold them harshly, tell them to follow you and start to leave.

It almost always works and they drop the act really fast.

You're on the wrong site, bud.

give her your dick to play with, babies love dicks

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You need to be 18 to post here.

I guess we know who won that argument.

Dilate.

I am 18 :) born 2001

Yikes.
Teenage faggot with no hair on his balls trying his hardest to be edgy. Why am I not surprised?

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I guess you're ready for cave explorer.

There's nothing edgy about wanting to have consensual intercouse with toddlers, it's every man God given right.

You're not real. You and your mother died in 2013.

children can't really consent until around 12, which is what the highest age of consent was in america until feminist groups backed by jewish interest groups had it raised to 18. Really makes me think, but I'm sure it's all just pure coincidence

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>Delaware
>Droping age of consent from 10 to 7
Absolute cunnychads flexing on their jewish neighbours.

Thank fuck I wouldn't have a white daughter even if I wanted to.

sysadmin?

>not continuing the white race and securing a future for our people

Yeah, goyim! Having beautiful children and building a legacy is for chumps!

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all that matters is the individual. collectivists fuck off.

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>childhood consists of age baby to toddler and nothing else
Zoomers are a walking joke

i love little girls

>raise your daughter for 20 years and she ends up hating you and calling a nigger daddy
ABSOLUTE STATE OF WESTERN SOCIETY

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>used to get queasy at the smell of someone shitting themselves
>replaced that with getting queasy at the smell of blood
>replaced that with getting queasy at the smell of vehicle fluid mixed with blood/organs from car accidents
>replaced that with getting queasy at the smell of the off-gassing of corpses that couldn't make it out before flashover

two years ago I was practically grovelling in interviews to become a firefighter and now all I want to do is timeskip 23 years to retirement
all I wanted to do was help people

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bruh

THINK ABOUT IT LOGICALLY

Not gonna lie the daughter is cute as shit

I've been thinking about becoming a volunteer firefighter. What's so bad about it that you're waiting so badly to retire?

You mean that's not his wife?

>all that matters is the individual
>dies
Well.. Okay.

bruh

back to page 1 you go!

nah go play gta its better for u hon.

Jew detected.

This has to be one of the biggest dumpster fires of a thread I've ever seen.