This is your new wife, say something nice to her
This is your new wife, say something nice to her
Anthony Ross
David Bailey
Jacob Jones
>Implying I'd divorce my actual waifu just like that
Yeah, you can fuck off.
Joshua Lee
What happened to my old wife?
Easton Jones
>blocks your path
Jace Richardson
Is this the skate meido guy?
Easton Moore
That's a pretty sick kickflip.
Cameron Gray
>200
Nathan Lee
Your waifu cheated on you
David Richardson
She hung herself with a guitar string.
Brody Carter
Like hell she did. You are not gonna kill my love for her.
Blake Barnes
look at the fucking breadth of this goddess
Jacob Thomas
You guys seriously don't jack off to pokemon right? They're animals.
Dylan Turner
>implying
I already have my waifu and I love her, thank you.
Hudson Jenkins
I fucked her raw
Sebastian Powell
They're not animals they're pokemon.
Christian Lee
Weakling
Joseph Hall
I fucking dare you to tell me her name to confirm that. You won't, pussybitch.
Leo Smith
I didn't ask her name. We were too busy french kissing.
Carter Ross
Describe her to me then. Anything will work, like if she had a stutter or not.
Andrew Cox
I'm already married to Lopunny and we're going to raise a big family together!
Joshua Carter
B-but what am I going to tell my wife?
Anthony Wilson
Oh yeah? Well I fucking slammed your moms cunt and you still greedily lap up whatever oozes out of her yeasty snatch. I didnt even call afterwards.
Nathan Carter
>He doesn't choose what to fuck based on sapience level.
Christian Cook
>tfw can't ollie