OFFICIAL RIP TWITCH MEGATHREAD

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that's good advice. ill go back to the catalog instead of staying in this zoom zoom thread.

Probably an inside job by Google to make youtube the premier streaming platform.

INVITE TO ASMONLAYER!!!

Mixer is a better streaming service, actually. It's more comfy.

bvlls

everyone actually leaving twitch for mixer

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>be mixer
>do nothing
>wait as competition shoots themselves in the foot
>everyone moves over to the only streaming service that isn't pants on head retarded
>profit

not so fast twitch.

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Who is "everyone"? I don't watch much but so far all the major events still seem to be on twitch and besides that pink haired faggot, I haven't seen anyone move over or talk about it.

Recruiting one of Twitch's biggest streamers isn't doing nothing

No, you are gonna tell me whats happening you literal shitposting nigger, if you are going to shitpost atleast give a valid reason instead of just *NONONONO* thats the rule

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As far as I can tell he's referring to Ninja's Twitch channel redirecting to porn recently

Does mixer have a different list of emotes and stuff i'd guess? I can barely understand what some twitch zoomers are saying when they're just spelling the emotes out like pogchamp and shit. If there's gonna be a whole new bunch of them it's going to be annoying as hell

>eventually become pants on head retarded after several years of being top dog and not having to serious innovate
>new streaming service picks up the slack
>the cycle continues

>I am a dumbfuck and am going to spill garbo out at people
>oh shit somebody asked me to provide proofs, better tell them to google it and call them a fuckstick to deflect
I'm not spending 2 minutes googling shit that isn't there, dumbfuck.

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nigger

>He did on PUUUURPOOOSE you sheep
>It's the only thing these talentless shills can even do JUST DRAMA
>OWWWOOAAAHAHAA JASPER JUST JUMPED ON MY COUCH DOOD AH AH AH AH
>Why is no one interacting with me?

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Is twitch the MySpace of streaming sites?

Actually based and underrated

Then leave, downs.

Tf is myspace

Nothing will happen, they've got the tiddies

Why exactly are there porn ads in Twitch in the first place?

is mixer better than twitch?

People who are dumb enough to watch and pay other people to play a game are dumb enough to pay for porn.

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It was a random stream with porn playing on it, not a porn ad

twitch is still up? what's this thread about?

>go to mixer
>top stream has 5k viewers

lol but it's nice to know that this is where smite and paladins disappeared to

You know this will just be another console war tier bullshit argument series of "threads" just like Sony VS Nintendo, WRPGS VS JRPGS, and Epic VS Steam (as justified as that one is, it's still a bunch of autists bitching at each other ad infinitum with no one budging or willing to stop).

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I wish Takane had a stream I could donate to.

OPERATION SAVE AMOURANTH IS A GO

I NEED HER TO DANCE NEXT TO MY FAVORITE POKEMANS CMOOOON ASMR MY FUCKING EAR CANAL TIL IT RUPTURES

This will be the excuse I use for why 0 viewers on the edm and street fighter stream I just started

Pretty much this.

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Left is undeniably cuter

Okay boogie2988

Sure they are bud. That's why Monstercat is still the #1 stream on mixer.

>You get to see THOT streamers die off financially in your lifetime
Big if true

She should do mukbang streams, with the other idols as guest

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Vinny is the only streamer that I watch. I will move once he does.

>all the zoomers in this thread upset NOOOO MY TWITCH ?????

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>Tfw all the furries will finally fuck off
>He'll finally say faggot again

FRIENDSHIP ended with Twitch now MIXER is my best friend

If him and Jerma move so will I

Twitch has been a cesspool for years

Just because furries are cringe doesn't mean i want Yea Forumstards.

Stick with joel

why does anyone give a shit about mixer? because they paid Ninja?

did it blow out the twitch thots and their orbiters?

what's going on with Twitch exactly? i'm out of the loop

>OMG he will say faggot! Based and redpilled!!! He say the naughty word!1

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I was hoping to see them get old first but this works. Cheers.

Twitch has no leadership.

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>why are there porn ads on the biggest camwhore site on the internet
????

fucking yeeted that cat

fucking whore. Animal abusers must be hung.

>I poop my pants and tears well up in my eyes when someone says a no-no word, moderators SAVE ME IM BEING HOMOPHONED

Lmao this is what people got butthurt over?

not sure what OP is talking about but here are some recent articles if anyone cares
onmsft.com/news/mixer-ninja-twitch
newsweek.com/twitchisoverparty-trends-users-vow-leave-platform-after-porn-appears-streamer-ninjas-page-1453795

Cats jump from high places all the time, bro. That was nothing.

>implying you being an autistic bushwhacking retard isn't evidence of you being mentally ill

Shut the fuck up faggot

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>m-muh animals!!! muh animal rights!!!

Cringe

S

What the fuck is he doing, begging poor for nearly three years straight and he gets married and then gets cat. Phil is the only detractor that matters because he's the only one that does any damage to Phil
youtube.com/watch?v=_aFlV2yUg-s

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>One Twitter user wrote: "I just deleted my Twitch account. I was planning to start using Twitch for casual streams, but screw Twitch, I'll just use Mixer. I can't stand the stupid decisions Twitch has been making lately." Another appealed: "Do your part and delete the Twitch app."
wow it's fucking nothing

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Wait for Microsoft lawyers/marketers

Paleness with light eyes and dark hair just can't be beat.
I find blonds just boring and cookie cutter af now.

>Just started working for Amazon
>This happens
Time to jump ship

>working for amazon
you were gonna get fucked anyway. Or on the optimistic side of things Amazon owns everything, just because one twitch streamer leaves wont effect their monopoly on everything else.

So that's why Ninja moved to Mixer...

whos the left girl

Left girl is right girl

Ok faggot who is this thot

Wow this was the whole "animal abuse" incident? My cat jumps up to and down from my fridge daily like it's nothing, Guaranteed that cat is completely fine.

I don't know what department you are on, but twitch is LITERALLY nothing next to other services of Amazon that bring the actual revenue. Nothing is ever gonna happen to Amazon as long as AWS and .com stay.

Delivering horse cock dildos to people does not count as "working for Amazon".

I'm sortation, yo, I just sort packages, I do find a small comfort in knowing my job supports Doctor disrespect
I'm joking, tell me how serious you thought I was

It might have been an accident but it was a good take on an abused meme.

its not so much her throwing the cat.

Its the fact that a less popular female streamer did the same exact thing and got banned for 14 days and Alinnity got nothing.

Its the shitty pick and choose rule enforcement and favoritism on twitch.

How much vodka do cats consume on the regular?

moon2pregario

say yikers, get banned because it sounds similar to nigger
say fucking idiots, get banned because accent makes it sound similar to nigger
moving fish squirms out of hands on a fishing stream, 30 day ban for animal abuse

But if you're Alinity, well, just delete the vod, it's all good.

>thinking ninja IS twitch
Imagine caring about Ninja at all.

So it's literally nothing, Yea Forums is just TORtanicing for the ten billionth time. Gotcha.

Was this all about Ninja's channel streaming porn or how the twitch mods find so many loopholes to defend roasties like Alinity and Amouranth?

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>''I'm not gonna ban you and be spiteful''
>also states that if he tells the truth he at least won't be mad anymore
>gets pissed off even more when he does and bans him

Cat's can only land from high heights if they brace their legs first, otherwise their legs can be easily injured.

so this..... is the power...... of Microsoft Mixer™.......

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Its more so the implication that Binyot doesn't have to think about offending or breaking some metaphysical rule.

Think about the times you wanted to call someone a double nigger or a faggatron-5000 but went against it because the people around you would ridicule you until your'e outcasted (banned) from a community.

It wont be constant nigger spamming ala 2011 but a flavourful fag splash or niggeritto for the time that its needed.

>normies leave twitch to stream normie trash games on Mixer™
literally nothing was lost

...

>cat wasn't able to tech the grab
>somehow isn't its fault
?

Amouranth was allowed to say Nigger with no repercussions contrary to what her thirsty ass mods said & violated TOS multiple of times. People have been banned for less than what Alinity did to her cat. Twitch admins likely got gold passes to their patreon and just look the other way

That's not the issue. I can slap you in the face and you'll still be fine, but that's not something you shoudl be doing to other people.

What a fucking shitshows of a thread. You should be ashamed of yourself OP. Jesus fucking Christ man. Embarrassing. Just embarrassing.

But I know what you are talking about. Ninja moving to mixer for one and for two twitch let a stream pop up on his old channel that showed porn. That's it. If anyone had a question before then there you go.

This mentally ill deranged autist is just another retard. Twitch isn't going anywhere because ninja left? Tell me OP, do you actually use mixer? Do you know what kind of channels actually pop up on there. A whole lot of fucking nothing man. The highest game on twitch covers the entirety of mixer's population.

It's a fucking ploy to bring in people and judging by you, it worked. Ninja doesn't need the money anymore. He was on a decline and was losing his top spot to another channel consistently so rather than disappear into complete irrelevancy like every one on the internet, he took a deal to make sure he's set for ages. God you're stupid. Do you use Bing too? I bet you use Bing.

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>moving fish squirms out of hands on a fishing stream, 30 day ban for animal abuse
was this an actual thing? Do they even allow animal hunting on twitch?

this is what happens when a company is run by easygoing fuckheads with no business sense.
it was bad enough that they've had double standards for all the top streamers since its inception. the whole company has no policy or rules, they just do whatever they fuck they think is good.

>fishing is animal hunting

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Mixer just have to bribe Doc after his next ban

Thank you for explaining what the hell is going on.

I understand that OP is being an idiot but can you blame him? Twitch is a mess when it comes down to applying regulations. Some people are allowed certain things while others are not. You can see why people want a alternative. Same thing with YT.

>Animal Cruelty is terrible!
>*Eats triple bacon decker hamburger*

You aren't wrong. It's not like having an alternative would be bad or anything. I'd love the switch if it actually was happening but just 1 streamer isn't going to change the status quo. And I say all this because I stream on mixer

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Of course this doesn’t really justify throwing them though. I’m pretty sure if you throw them often, they’ll probably start defending themselves and attack you.

>Camwhores wanted to jump over to Mixer for less competition.
>Mixer's rules doesn't allow being trashy.
lol

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Kek

>Twitch is over party trending on Twitter
>negroes and nobodies posting shitty gif reactions
>none of them even use Twitch
>Twitch is still huge and no one gives a fuck about what happened
Who cares

>BUYING the blue haired faggot who made twitch popular
>doing nothing

how is it not?

twitch.tv/idatan/clip/HeartlessCoweringThymeDoubleRainbow

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Well but you have to start somewhere. You can't expect everyone to just move to another site overnight. Yeah Twitch isn't going anywhere anytime soon but you get a couple of top dogs like Ninja somewhere else and now you have a second contender instead of the nothing we have right now.

also made the cat drink a whole bottle of whiskey

More importantly, literally everyone on mixer is just playing battle royale shit. If they’re only promoting that shit, why would anyone move there, unless they were a top streamer with a lucrative offer?

>Who made twitch popular

Now that's an attention span of a nano second if I've ever seen one. Come on you don't actually buy that now do you?

Autism

blondes are higher evolved though

I don't get it. Did he lose in Stepmania?

NIGHTS OF FIRE

i absolutely loathe amouranth but I listened to that clip a few times she definitely says "I guess they have that in the grocery store too, now" with a few of the words said fast together

What's it then? Underwater vegetable farming?

It's not the fact she didn't say, Twitch has banned multiple people for saying things that sounded like "nigger" and refused to budge. But suddenly it's ok for the e-thots to do the same thing. It's about the consistency of Twitch's moderation.

It's widely known that you can be super-strict or super lax and people will adjust to it, but when you start doling out special treatment that's when people get upset and things start going poorly for you. It's basic leadership 101 stuff.

Well that I can agree with, as well as shirtless dudes getting banned. You can go shirtless as a dude in public where a female can't usually, it isn't the same. Or even at the very least a beach, women can stream in essentially beach attire but men can't lol

I miss Hitbox.

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I miss justin.tv

well, its back, just chatting is regularly the top "game"

Twitch fucking sucks ass n dicks. Why the fuck thoses faggots won't just use YouTube to stream their shit? At least YouTube fucking works most of the time.

can't believe they banned jerma

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I miss own3d.tv

I once saw a guy get banned for saying fag when he meant to say flag.

What did he expect with all that flagrant card counting

Twitch ain't gonna die simply on the basis that every other platform sucks ass in terms of interface, performance and just "culture"
Youtube is the only one that ever had a fair shot but they fucked it up by not creating a specific url for it with categories and shit

Name 1 big name other than Ninja that has done that

>every other platform sucks ass in terms of [...] "culture"
I don't get it.

Part of the reason why twitch is so successful is because of the inside jokes thrown around all the time along with the insane amount of emotes that some have some cool story behind it and a double meaning

What's stopping other sites/their streamers from doing that?

Fuck twitch and fuck western streamers.

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the people who are already comfortable where they are, on twitch

Nothing but they suck in every other department (except maybe being consistant with the rules) so there's no where near enough sucessful streamers on them that create said "culture"

also japshits

Nigger.

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lmao what a dumb nigger

yeah because watching this shit is better lmao

Gamer.

Hello R*ddit. Specifically /r/livestreamfail. Who did you guys use your prime sub on this month?

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Yes.

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>Why exactly are there porn ads in Twitch in the first place?
Remember how in the Artifact section, people made new channels and just streamed porn for a week?

Well Twitch decided to test this new feature where random channels would get promoted on other people's channels while they were offline. So people who would hang out in Ninja's channel when he was offline would see a random twitch stream, and it turned out that the algorithm is really random because it promoted a shitpost account that was streaming porn.

Also Ninja's audience is mainly 12-14 year olds

The pop-Western game industry needs to crash into a volcano with no survivors.

Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: You can't!

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I miss old forsen

At least he has the best pepe and doc emotes. They always triggers normie streamers when you spam that shit in chat.

>normie
you don't belong here

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Both actually. The mixer is broken and makes people look at Twitch streams with even bigger distain than usual, and the e-thots are just full of themselves.

i used my twitch prime on a small time TF2 streamer. I like his streams since he doesn't rage like a spastic monkey. Though I think he has autism.

every tf2 player has autism, shitty game for autistic kids

@473878525
t. Overwatch cumbraín waifu tard

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who tf is everyone? you mean people that watch ninja? please suck on a railroad spike

That's very wholesome user. Make sure you have your Prime subscription set on auto renew so you can continue to support your favorite streamers (also all the free prime loot!). You can do that in the "Prime" section of your account on Amazon.

Mixer is just Microsoft.

Twitch is Amazon.

Both are horrifying capitalist enterprises bent on dominating all of your moments.

Don't care about the loot but figured I'd prime the yuropoor guy.

what in the fuck are you doing here dude

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if you ever wonder who's shitting up the board with retarded shit then it's tf2 players, it's always tf2 players

zoom zoom

she is not even in combat, just fucking around while her betaorbiter twitch tier 3 subs that paid to play with her fetch items for her dumb ass

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>ABUSE!!! ABUSE!!!!!

I wouldn't ever throw my cat like that, but this is seriously what Reddit incels are crying about?

Twitch is backed by Amazon, who own the servers the FBI use

Mixer bought Ninja

no contest

double standards, other people have gotten banned for less done to pets and animals

If you think that's animal abuse you haven't stepped outside. Throwing a cat at that height is like you jumping off 2-3 steps of stairs. Real animals being abused (ex: Dogs locked in chains outside in the dirt for days or cats actually being beaten/hurt) have pure fear in their eyes and posture. Abused animals don't go anywhere near their abusers.

Ngl twitch has a way better interface. Mixer is just bloat

The most frustrating thing is Twitch doesn't even pretend to be a video game platform anymore, these e-whores have had their own category for years where they're allowed to just sit there. They don't fucking use it though.

LSF are some of the biggest incels I've ever seen. They watch female streamers trying to find some reason to report them then they jerk their micro-penis while thinking about it.

Ok post your balls

It would be very interesting to see Twitch turning EXCLUSIVELY into a camwhore website while every other top streamer immigrates to Mixer. I know that it's already a camwhore website but it's still kind of mixed. I am talking about 90% of streamers being camwhores and mostly doing IRL streams or gaming with 70% webcam space on top of the game. I'd really like to see how a shitty management of a monopoly can shoot itself in the foot due to "le sex sells" policy and then all get fired.

>

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this board is getting more strange and confusing by the day

does mixer allow feets

this is important

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This isn't a feature. They manually edited his profile to advertise other top streams since he left twitch. They're essentially using his name/brand as an ad for other shit. Other users who delete their account don't have this happen to them.

>saying "camgirl" is a bannable offense due to being "hate speech"
Yeah I think twitch will be fine.

I'm a footfag but whores who pander so obviously with feet is a turn off tbqh, it's gotta be lowkey or less obvious otherwise it ruins the submissive nature of seeing feets

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This video is legitimately depressing. Imagine your life being so empty that you take chat room moderation so seriously as to go off on an angry rant about it. Its text on a screen, I mean jesus. Have sex has never applied more than in this situation.

>most consistent complaints regarding twitch are the overbearing moderation and double standards for egirls
>opportunity for a competitor ripe as all hell
>just double down on the shit nobody likes about nuTwitch instead

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>his name/brand
You mean, Twitch is using their Twitch channel (that they let Ninja use) to advertise other Twitch channels? Color me shocked. He claims that Twitch is targeting specifically him in this but as far as I know he's the only bigwig that got paid to leave Twitch so, while he's technically not wrong it's a misleading statement. Twitch might do that to everyone who takes an exclusivity contract with Mixer.

Not saying Twitch doesn't have issues. But this means nothing. Whiny dude still has his brand intact and millions in the bank. Hard to sympathize with.

Fucking primates

I checked mixer and all the top games are just battle royales what the hell man

Cool, more room for my shitty Beat Saber stream to play in!

>Can't just say "yo don't unban that guy again"
>has to bully the dude in front of an audience because he's a spiteful cunt, yikes

this is the average ninja subscriber. i hope this isnt a sign of things to come

Because Battle Royales and MOBAs are literally the only games that generate the big sums of money streaming sites want. Particularly when Mixer is stricter against ethots.

>mole under foot

a very increased risk of skin cancer

They both need some BBC in their life.

dumb ass nigger

I can tell most of the posters in this thread were born between the years of 1998 to 2001.

1992 bros where we at

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Why is it so hard to let EVERYTHING be streamed under PG labels instead of allowing ONLY women to do "mature" stuff? Just let everything be streamed as long as it's not illegal and labelled correctly, OR have a consistent ruleset that applies to EVERYONE EQUALLY and strictly allows streamers to focus on gaming exclusively.

haha jokes on you fucking idiot
1997

what the fuck is going on here

i love twitch threads.

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He cant say half the shit he says now on twitch on Mixer
Their rules are even more batshit insane and open ended for moderators to trip with power over. Its like a worse set of youtube community guidelines meant for toddlers for some fucking retarded reason. The global rating is G there. Vinny will never ever be able to function there.

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I checked out some of his reaction videos because I kept seeing him mentioned on Yea Forums and he isn't even that bad. Sometimes he sounds just like the average user.

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twitch took a hit but won't die. Mixer will be good with ninja for some time but eventually, it will die and ninja will return to twitch with half of what he used to have on his channel. Twitch will only turn into blockbuster after a few more years where some streamers on vip list do something fucked up

ninja has a 6 year contract with mixer, it's uncertain that twitch even has 6 years left

"Mixer Plays Pokemon" sounds wrong

he started out as an ultra normie who is getting more and more self aware

yeah because there's nothing weird about the name "twitch"

"Mixer" sounds better than "Twitch". "Mixer" has more to do with streaming than "Twitch" does. "Twitch" is more applicable to video games in general

but will twitch let you stream THIS?!

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And it is even more uncertain that mixer has 6 years left

>uncertain that twitch even has 6 years left
base on what proof?

Not in a videogame context, no. Mixer sounds like an obscure music streaming platform nobody uses.

It doesn't matter because Mixer has even more draconian sjwshit rules than Twitch. Nothing will change and people will still get banned for bullshit reasons.

all the way to the bank, incels

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>implying ninja will live for the next 6 years

twitch (plural twitches)

A brief, small (sometimes involuntary) movement out of place and then back again; a spasm.

you don't find it weird because you're used to it but it is actually pretty fucking weird

Twitch shooters, you dumb casual.

gonna need some moar user

why wouldn't he? he's set for life
seething

>this retard
>making twitch """"popular""""
This retard had used the most common name little kids know and was playing the meme game of the generation. Twitch made him big, but without Twitch he's a nothing.

so? it's still weird, I'm pretty sure you can find plenty of video game contexts where mixer can be used

Twitch does need a real competitor, but fuck proprietary Mixer Microsoft bullshit.

PeerTube is a good place to start for hosted videos, but we need a similar Fediverse alternative for livestreaming

unhealthy habits will get you cancer, and cancer is still incurable in the fucking 2019. At the best, you will stay alive but losing 40% of your IQ and willpower to live due to chemos and extremely stressful medication period.

I remember when this would have got me ragingly hard. Being thirteen was good.

We get it, you're from reddit. Go back there

underrated

how is he unhealthy lol

NEDM

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>but without Twitch he's a nothing.
him being talked about still shows that you are wrong

they are just idling for skins

this shit is what people are pissed off about? i've tossed my cat to a nearby chair on more than a few occasions when she got in my way, she never gave a fuck and would find a better time to plop down on my desk later anyway

...

they're strict rules, but there's not really any precedent on how strict their enforcement of said rules will be, retard.

Their story is that they are testing a new feature, I don't know if I believe the argument that they did it out of spite for him leaving and more that they took an oppurtunity when it presented themselves.

They saw that Ninja's twitch chanel still had a bunch of traffic from people shitposting in his chat after leaving, and used it to test something they were already moving toward anyway. A couple of months ago, they did that dumb shit where they were promoting Ninja on a bunch of people's channels literally while they are streaming, when self-promotion was considered bad manners by everyone.

oh that makes more sense
twitch is pretty fuckin stupid
a guy i watch on youtube got a 30 day suspension from twitch because someone sent twitch support a clip of someone on his stream saying "you missed cause you're a faggot" during an arma 3 stream

What even is this garbage thread

Damn rip twitch actors

soul vs SOULLESSSSS

based Microsoft dabbing on E-Thots

>Not wearing panties
Why?

are those silicone

the other girl shouldn't have been banned. that was the mistake.

not a reason to dogpile on alinity or start banning everyone for bullshit reasons. if you wanna hate twitch for inconsistent enforcement, then hate twitch. got nothing to do with alinity unless of course you're just using all of that as an excuse to get a popular female banned.

Fuck off, Alinity is a genuinely shitty person. She's also a retard.

I thought the only people who watched Twitch were kids under the age of 2012 with ADHD

Based.

Ruined the post lads i'm out

>Shilling your own shitty twitch
Not only do you sound like a fag, but you're also overweight.
Nice 20 followers there, buddy.

Her voice is grating. I'd pay her to shut up.

POGGERS

She forced it to mainline heroine for years.

tfw a spergy retard like me has way more followers and subscribers.

Lose weight, fatty

cats arent people

Nice, can't wait to see how all those faggots who subscribed for years for a jpeg next to their name react.

What the fuck is thread even about? As long as Vinny, Joel, and Jerma are still streaming who gives a fuck?

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>Jerma
The best streamer, you can't dispute this.

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Does the average twitch kiddie that just watches/subs to 1-3 streamers and doesn't follow drama really consider moving to mixer just because some hag tossed a cat or is this just overblown?

Jesus he throws punches like a fag.

We'll see when the carnival stream happens in september.

consistently the best streamer

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It's about nothing. OP is a bit late on finding out that Ninja left Twitch and now he thinks it's going down the drain.
Twitch is still the biggest streaming platform in the world, and it's not going anywhere.

This. It's literally just one streamer that's shifting over.

>jews from congressional country club "fight" with other jews from the same country club and draw out the litigation to milk both companies then settle for a pittance

Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.

>started a twitch recently in hopes i make a career
>gf more and more sad and demanding
>reduce days
>realize itll bomb and im just doing it to entertain and maybe have a career in it
>go back to work in a bakery in the blistering heat
Its always the normies with cushy job oppertunities that make it

>having a gf
never gonna make it

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I get about 50 viewers

>mixer is microshit

yikes, and here i thought it was a young startup. why does everything have to be owned by the same 3 companies, bros?

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because the infrastructure for this stuff doesn't come out of nowhere

Nothing at all. Ninja was hardly even a top streamer anymore by the time he switched

it was a start up from a super young guy that got bought out by microshit

Link twitch with proof.

I did a tech demo where I was basically streaming me running around fiddling with video capture options for the first time and got about that many too. I'm sorry, but 50 isn't anything on twitch.

Don't care how many viewers, followers, donations or subs I get. If ONE person finds me entertaining enough to return to my streams, that makes my day.

It's the little things, Cherish any viewers you get. If you have 1 person watching, you're doing something right!

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The only ones who have an issue with twitch dying are zoomer retards losing their 36 months subs to camwhores. LMAO
As long as I have speedrung marathons and pro tourneys I'm fine with any platform.

>yeet something that always lands on its legs
>animal abuse
lol

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clips.twitch.tv/SlipperyInventiveFlyPoooound

kaka

>no new subs when twitch prime is free.

why would you go on twitch or mixer when dlive exists?

Ok I took a quick look at you twitch, you sound nice, decent setup. Bold with the cam but if it works it works. I wish you the best of luck with streaming career. You look like a nice fella too. Sorry for doubting you.

quick rundown

Twitch plays Pokémon and all the Bob Ross streams were way more important in bringing people into twitch. It was so fucking comfy back around then.

That means the world to me. I figured youd all mock me and there is a lot to mock. Thanks man

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The problem is his fanbase not him

twitch.tv/campfire_gaming
twitch.tv/videos/465932946

Forgive me lord for I have sinned.

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1996 fag

*meant to reply to this and not myself lol

Nah don't see the point in mocking someone for giving twitch a try. If you get affiliate I'll pop a twitch prime to you. Mark my words. You may not remember but I'll screencap this post and show once I prime you.

GL with streaming bud.

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I am affiliated but lets make it a partnered so i have something to work to. Thanks brother.

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It's a myth you retard. NEDM.

Do you know what is required for partner? And oh, well I'll do it in a bit or I might wait til you're live next time.

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livestreamfails.com/post/42527

Ninja's channel has been on the decline for months. He hasn't even been the most popular Fortnite streamer for a while. All the talk about him and mixer isn't doing anything to the amount of people who still use Twitch

Im 30 average viewers short but i reached the hours streamed mark. 125 hours in like a week or two

Seems good, also I'll sub on the 19th or so. That's when I get paid. I like helping new streamers out.

Btw I'd suggest to get some emotes and sub badges if you don't have any.

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What's exactly the appeal of watching a stream? I have wacthed gameplay from other people before but it usually is well edited and commentated, why put up with all the unnecessary fat?

>banned for using online Mongolian basket weaving forums of hate

There's a call center here owned by Microsoft, I checked up their business information. Building is empty 24/7 from what I can see but there's a bunch of expensive valuable servers inside the backroom I can see from the front windows if I peer in through some stickers.
There's also no alarms, I don't think they even lock the place because I opened the door and came in at 12:00.

Oh shit he gonna do a physical ddos

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I wanted to pay an artist to have one made but the chat isnt interested in what to make of it. And i dont want it to be me. I urge you not to sub though. Were both working class and i wouldnt consider my current content worth money. If it does grow big we should partner up and share the benefits. I just started this in the hopes that i could make just enough to sustain life moving in with my gf on an island and past that point money holds no meaning to me.

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i do that all the time lol

user where is this going

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If you need to find artists, go to fiverr. It's what I used. Best of luck though.

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Nice try Mixer publicity team.

>Not just using it as a free squatting space outside of security cam view
C'mon, son.

I did as well. Good stuff there. Usually just one or two artists that respond. Best of luck to you too friend. See you around the web.

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thats quite the detailed description there user.

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thats CIA data storage, break in and spooks will come out of the walls to blackbag you

You know this is why r*ddit is number 1 (one).

Here I am scrolling Yea Forums when I immediately click this thread based on the emergency of the OP. No useful information btw, but okay it happens. I scroll through the ENTIRE THREAD (296 replies at the time of writing), and still no synopsis of what the drama is about. No link. Nothing.

I kid you not, I actually had to google "twitch" and then click on "news" and THEN click on a URL in order to get up to speed on what this thread is about.

No wonder this place is dying.

That's sad. White men are sad, not to say non white men aren't but when it comes to women, I think white dudes are the saddest when it comes to letting women run and or ruin them.

r*ddit is number 1 (one) because it's the largest marketing platform on the internet

stfu BOOMER

>just don't fuck any of those precious servers up
After I'm done writing down all their serials

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>Free 1,000$ if you switch to Mixer if you are partnered on Twitch

Is it worth it?

All the more reason to need a real livestreaming alternative. Open source, federated....fuck it I'll work on making it myself. For now, check out Fediverse.party and learn about some alternative to big shitty social media. We don't have a good one for livestreaming yet but PeerTube works well as a YouTube alternative, Mastodon instead of Twitter, Matrix for chat/Discord etc

Look, I'm just saying, that's a 24/7 empty building. So long as you don't get caught by any security cameras, you can do whatever the fuck you want in there, including shit that'll screw over Microsoft a lot harder than just breaking some replacable servers. The second those servers are broken, it'll never be empty again. You're basically missing out on free property if you go full nigger with it.

kys

How do you know I won't already be making a lot of money if I decide to break them?

>I love gobbling greedy corporate cock

Because you could be doing shit like using the building's internet to download the Anarchist's Cookbook and whatever illegal shit you want without any proxies, and then when someone discovers the download activity there, Microsoft can't just physically replace the servers with their backups, everything has to get deleted, which will have much more widespread results.

Or, again, free building with electricity and internet if you just need a place to squat.

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who dis

>Camera suddenly shaking as they clearly start busting a gut

You can throw a cat.
You can't throw a dog.

Stupid monkey

I'm not trying to start shit, but why can you get banned for accidently showing a titty that pops up in a video game or playing a censored version of a game like Huniepop but showing tits and ass if you're a female streamer is ok?

Bring TayAI back online user

thots bring in dosh

Actually, the problem wasn't that she yeeted her cat. Anyone who has ever own a cat knows that toss was fine. The problem was that other people got banned for the same or less regarding their pets.

By doing sexual favors for Twitch staff at cons

You idiots are thinking too short-term.
What you do is you camp out there for like, two months. Every day eating very fiber-rich breakfasts and meaty dinners or lunches, and only drink apple and prune juice.
Every time you shit, you shit on the floor in the server. Your goal is to line the floor of the server farm with your shit. It doesn't have to be perfect, but most of the floor should be covered with your dried dukes.

Then, after you've set the stage, break only ONE server, at the far back of the room. Obviously you'll want a shitty pair of shoes for this. By this point, a physical issue with the server will require someone coming in, and they'll discover an entire server room of dried shit.
Boom, entire building has to get taken down, quarantined, and barred off from use for possibly months, if not years. They'll toss away all those servers - even the non-broken ones - just because they've been in proximity to a biohazard. And then you get free servers to do whatever you want with! And if you properly wait so that your shit's all petrified, they won't be able to use it to track you down. Alternatively, find cow or horse shit from local farmland and get buckets of the stuff to the same effect, and is much harder to track even if fresh.

start by cutting your nails you degenerate peace of shit this is why stufff like this happens

NIGGER

My twitch account got suspended for 30 days because I sent a report about one of the twitch staff lmao. Fuckin little bitches.

>RIP TWITCH
What happened?

Literally a cult personality except phil is a retard with an ego trip.

>best you can think of is a book written by a Jew designed to harm people who try actually using most of the shit in it

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Based longterm planning poster

youtube.com/watch?v=mF8b3dohxjo

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Protip: The version you can buy is just the one marketed BY the Jew. It's got most of the shit that actually got the FBI knocking at his door cut out, and the full version's illegal to download. /k/ gets shutdowns 2-3 times a year just because of anons spamming links to the uncut edition in every thread.

sneed

I have an original handed-out photocopied version given to me by my boomer parents from the 1970s and it's 1:1

lots of rich people die young

What happened? Is this about the Ninja bloke?

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>overreacts at the smallest little thing happening while the 80th 777777 2$ donation plays in the background

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>forsen
>not the most normalfag of normalfag streamers
holy shit the delusion

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I heard from some content producers, that when they were talking to youtube staff, people were generally older, but when it came to twitch staff they were all really young.
I genuinely believe that a hefty amount of twitch staff are basically 18-25 year old thot-addicted beta orbiters, some of which protect thots like Alinity.

>Mixer having strict rules on dress and content
>e-sluts crying about it
Mixer already sounds like a far better platform. They just need to have people enforce this rule unlike Twitch.

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>Its the fact that a less popular female streamer did the same exact thing and got banned for 14 days and Alinnity got nothing.
Which one was that?
I saw another one and she strangled her cat.
It really wasn't the same thing if that is the one you're referring to.

Alinity is still a cunt who gave her cat alcohol though.

Its google you mongoloid. It will be Youtube-tier and you know it

So what's the drama about?

OP sucks cocks
Fucking zoomers and LOLHAHAHAOHNOLOL shit, at least put some context of why you're being a sperging memelord.

>random who leaves
Yeah, sure, Twitch is finished, with all that Amazon bucks. Right-o.

>career suicide for $1000
no? anyone who has made it to partner on twitch should be expecting at least $100k to switch and that's if they want to quit streaming within a year.

>made $2k in donations for a secret important announcement that turned out to be just him getting a fucking cat

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she isn't shittier or more retarded than anyone else on twitch, and according to the haters she's actually a genius who manipulates admins at will. decide on a false narrative and stick with it or you're just as inconsistent as twitch's bans. but we both know this is just twitch's gamergate moment. have sex

>actually you have to have a really high IQ to suck dicks

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>if you hate this one terrible person then you hate all women!!!!
>if you criticize games journalism then you hate all women!!!!
Are they the same, really?

Blame an entire generation of men being fed nothing but lies when it comes to women.

>stop bad mouthing the woman who married some retard just so she could immigrate to another country and then divorce his ass and blame him for it

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dilate

followed you, i used to be a baker too shit sucks

what the fuck did i miss

No. Kill yourself pedo.

>Inb4 you perform mental gymnastics to try and rationalise you finding drawings of young children attractive

Just kill yourself.

>he pointed a shitty camcorder at his TV for years after capture cards became the norm
>he still manually updates donations and tips years after programs that do it for free and are piss easy to use become the norm
God Phillip is a dumbfuck, it's actually impressive. I can only imagine what amazingly retarded things he'd be doing in games if he didn't have a legion of furries and children holding his hand through chat at all times.

'member?

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Apparently Twitch added a section to Ninja's channel where it recommended other streams, similar to how Youtube recommends other videos on the side. The first recommendation was some random channel that was streaming actual porn and it was there for hours.

Shame it didn't go on longer. Ninja bitching about it is funny as fuck given how fucking loaded he is and how much more he's going to make.

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is this /pol/'s version of their HAPPENING threads where nothing literally actually happens?

What do you mean?
Ron Paul wasn't president 2008-2016?

>Joel
Still can't understand how anyone can like this Swedish fag when he literally stops every 5 minutes to watch some random shit and laugh at it for like an hour then start playing again to repeat the process.

Now if only someone would make an effort to replace YouTube

I really can't

my man

>"twitch is dead"
>just started streaming 3 months ago
>bringing in $100-300 a month just for playing videogames and using jokes from Yea Forums

thanks guys. keep it up

we gotta save her cat Yea Forums

doing facecam?

This makes sense

Fishing is fishing.
You don't call swimming running underwater.

you wish

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stop 13 is 50 then.

>Playing Overwatch

get only a average of 1 to 3 Viewers in stream
>Move over to Payday 2 on PC Playing with Viewers.
Minimum 2 Viewers to 6 Viewers.

Its not much but I appreciate it. Its a fucking rush esp on Overkill Mode.

Yea Forums we should play it someday.

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but we play it regularly.
Some of us with VR and its fucking fun, u should join us.

Why is Payday 2 Microphone Quality so quiet?

u mad?

I neither pay for my subscription to legendary variety streamer MOONMOON_OW nor do I pay for porn.

>twitch

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based immortal bro

>i'm a chuckster!

NEDM

>mixer's clothing guidelines looks like it was written by a guy with an agenda against titty streamers
>t. titty streamer

Post your favorite male streamers that aren't at the top and doesn't play Fortnite.

Hard Mode: No Cam

ZylpheRenuis Loud but quirky

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While I fucking hate Twitch's mismanagement, I also dislike how people are putting too much emphasis on that cat. Send that cat to the restaurant of Mr. Ching Chong so that his customers can have energy to play ping pong.

The problem is that female streamers get away with more or get lenient penalties unless they don't sexualize themselves and just paint. I say that last part because a female streamer received an IP ban because she painted nudity even though it was simplified style. Meanwhile, if you say "nigga" but not "nigger" and if you are a man, you get banned for a long period of time. One guy called a player that looked like a raccoon a "coon" and got banned for seven days.

I wonder how DLive is. I doubt Bitchute has livestreams and I don't know much about Bittubers.

DELET THIS

can someone give me a run down? I'm in the military and haven't had a chance to follow this juiciness and I can't really tell from reading this thread if people are memeing or not

this girl is disgusting

>Ninja leaves Twitch for Mixer (microsoft's streaming platform)
>Twitch starts seething and uses his dead channel as a vehicle to recommend popular channels so his old viewers get recommended other shit on their platform. Nijna is unable to get them to stop this or shut down his old channel
>one day it recommends a Fortnite channel thats doing well. This channel happens to not actually be a person playing Fortnite but just a porn stream (note that Ninja had a lot of kids obsessed with him so a bunch of 12 year olds just got recommend porn)
>this combined with other bullshit, like their selective and uneven moderation causes some streamers and viewers to try and make a push out to Mixer and other platforms because they're fed up with Twitch
its not as apocalyptic as OP makes it seem but its not great for them

>Easy Mode
Artosis, BabaYetu
>Hard mode
t90official
maybe Lethelyn but I've only seen him recently during fourjobfiesta, there was another one I liked who didn't cam during the fiesta but I can't find him in my follow list and I'm pretty sure I did follow him, can't remember his name though.

So many names I recognize in the follow list, but I haven't seen them in so long, some medium sized, some really small, maybe they gave up and was hoping for twitch to be something more

easy. Bahroo

We used to stream boku no pico and bible black and whatnot on twitch and it was just fine, people need to lighten up.

Honestly good fucking riddance
S
If you think I forgot about the time Twitch literally banned anime tiddy games under the ground of puritanism despite being a literal camwhoring site then you're wrong, jewish fucks
Die a slow and painful death, hope no one that worked in that piece of shit of a platform finds a job ever again

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dont care, as long as they upload the full streams on youtube, im fine

I do

SO BALD OMEGALUL SO MALD LULW

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>RIP TWITCH
?? sauce

if you watch streamers you're underage without question so none

I watch some drunk fuck play games then switch over to a nice movie night with the lads. It's great.

For me it's DSS

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this is on chaturbate btw

>being this scared of women that he cant stand the sight of them making money minding their own business.
Dude just go talk to one of them.