>Game trailer starts
>"WHAT IF CTHULHU..." *long pause*
>"Wasn't just a legend?"
>*Godzilla like skreeeonk off in the distance*
>Summer 2020
Game trailer starts
Andrew Clark
Lincoln Powell
>Thread starts out
>"Wha gaa goo poo pee..." *dick slurping sounds*
>"YUmmy yummy cummy!"
>*OP moaning as his boihole gets pozzed*
>Year of our Lord 2015+4
Camden Torres
Why are tards so obsessed with cthulhu
He's not even the coolest
Landon Rogers
cthulhu is the shittiest entity in the mythos
fat lazy bastard get all of the attention for fucking nothing
Blake Fisher
>nightmarish insanity inducing horror
>lol squid head on chunky guy bod
Jacob Wilson
This
He's probably one of the more boring and basic old ones from that mythos but kicked off a lot due to the Dagon story and it being the most understandable of the horrors
Ethan Johnson
Hey guys, a meteor landed in my backyard a few days ago. I'd send you a picture of it but it's shrunk down to the point where you can hardly see it. What should I do?
Brayden Reyes
put it in a jar, but put holes in the lid in case it's alive
Nathaniel Brooks
Just make a Lovecraft universe series. With playable Azathoth
Jonathan Scott
I think Dagon's actually a better Cthulhu than Cthulhu.
Mason Brown
I just want something with moon beasts
Mason Moore
Why the fuck would you give Cthulhu nipples
Kevin Hernandez
Shove it down your urethra, get radioactive space dick.
Gavin Rogers
>Select azathoth
>5 minute loading screen with some scouting music
>Game loads and exits to main menu right away
Nice
Carter Garcia
This. R'lyeh itself is the most interesting thing in call of Cthulhu. People falling into impossible geometry and shit.
Kevin Sanders
Why would you make him FAT is the better question
Caleb Reyes
That's how he's described in the book, my dude.
"This thing, which seemed instinct with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, was of a somewhat bloated corpulence, and squatted evilly on a rectangular block or pedestal covered with undecipherable characters."
Gabriel Perry
I SAW TENTACLES
I WENT INSANE
Caleb Johnson
holy shit...
Colton Hill
looking at my smoked fish lowered my sanity desu
Andrew Bell
yo who were them long-necked predator niggas at the beginning of Dark Corners of the Earth?
Lucas Long
I can 100% guarantee it's because of the iconic design. Never mind that his story is one of the more forgettable Lovecraft works, people will flock to the winged octopus man because he's just instantly recognizable (and marketable). I mean, name another Lovecraft creature that comes even close.
Logan Moore
>defeated by having a steamboat reverse into it
Lmao cthulu more like cthuloser.
Leo Howard
godzilla earth vs cthulu, who would win?
Thomas Walker
Bro Cthulhu got fucked by a boat
Christopher Collins
KA CHOW WHAT'S POPPIN FELLOW WEIRDOS
Chase Smith
YA BOI H.P.
Oliver Brown
show does one squat evilly?
Lovecraft hated slavs, so that'll be why
Joseph Morris
Yeah but that story was more about niggers.
Adam Reed
Your face when you understood that eldritch abominations are supposed to represent angels from the old testament?
Aaron Cruz
lmao