It has two months since banjo kazooie got announced for smash bros, it has also been two months since stevefags got btfo for all eternity,
>Press S to spit on Steve’s grave
It has two months since banjo kazooie got announced for smash bros...
Just because they showed a reveal trailer doesn’t mean he’s in the game.
Your irrelevant cereal mascot isn’t in shit.
Nice fan rule. Banjoke didn't deconfirm Steve. He's still getting in and will be top tier while Banjwho will be sitting in bottom tier with his old buddy Kuck Rool.
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HE. IS. INEVITABLE.
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Steve has and always will be a joke pic. Bow to your queen, Psycho Girl Minecraft from Psycho Girl MC Jams. youtube.com
In your head
Face it, Steve, Zombie Pigman is in, and you are not. DEAL WITH IT.
>Just because they showed a reveal trailer doesn’t mean he’s in the game.
When has a reveal trailer ever not meant that a character was in the game? Honest question, hoping for an honest answer.
Do we REALLY need so many Banjo threads at a time? It's completely unnecessary!
Especially namedropping Steve, that's just asking for trouble.
>Discord
I think it's appropriate, he got shat on for so long that now everyone that was against him deserves to see how wrong they were at all times.
Just look at all the seething Stevelets in this thread who can't do anything but pretend to be ignorant and spout dead memes, it's quite hilarious actually.
stevefags and banjofags are still pathetic
and I need more roblox gifs
so who's gonna be the next big heel of smash speculation? i doubt anyone will top steve in just how prevalent he was, but i'd rather have someone new instead of the "h-he still has a chance!!" steveposting that's been happening since june
It seems people are hating on reimufags now
nightmare steve render vs uninspired wojaks
Who would win?
Tick Tock, Stevefags
Once MY overview trailer releases between September-November, you're done for.
>HA-HAHA MII COSTUME
So you're saying you want to be de-confirmed more?, Lol, Cope & Seethey Stevie, oh & also, congrats to the HeroBros\ErdrickBros for there release today, he's alot of fun.
Because they're Discord trannies
It's not a new game so it's fucking gay.
And if he isn’t a mii costume (which he won’t be) then we’re going to be back! Bigger and better than ever.
When will Refusteves learn?
WHIRRRRRRRR
>70+ characters for $59.99
>5 characters for $25
Can't be defended.
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day after Steve (yes, this default placeholder skin from minecraft) got BTFO! Make sure to laugh at stevefags while they are still in denial.
>But there are 2 slots left.
Nintendo WONT choose default skin from FOTM game (that literally has 0 impact in his own franchise) over loved video game characters like Crash, Spyro, Geralt, Doomguy or Rash.
You're going to get BTFO again, and then once again for good measure. If anger could be converted to electricity, the sheer bootyblasted impotent rage you Stevefags are inevitably going to experience would power the city of Las Vegas for the next five thousand years.
You also get 5 stages, a ton of spirits, some mii costumes and music for it.
Seethe
Press D to dab on Steveniggers
Sorry block boy, there’s just not enough space for the both of us
Let me be more clear then.
>76 characters, 100 stages, 900+ songs, $60
>5 characters, 5 stages, 100 or less songs, $25
Fucking Bethesda DLC has better value than this.
It's bait you autist
Fuck you, go away yo nigger.
Don't buy it then, if there's so little in it you shouldn't mind the loss.
Oomenacka
I know this is trying to bait, but this is now wrong actually. Banjo & Kazooie appear in name and appearance in the News section about 4.0.0 and the Hero.
*spits final nail*
Reminder that stevefags actually thought that he was getting in, and when banjo got in, they shitted their pants youtu.be
>Geralt
Book character
Damn that sucks, Super Duper Graphics would’ve been really cool but knowing Mojang it was feasible
>taking steve posters seriously
op is just talking to himself, all the posts have iphone gallery file names
>NOOOO IT WAS MY TURN REEEE
*gets sucked into an assist trophy capsule*
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHHHH
Are you retarded?
Aslong as there are even just a couple serious ones, i'm very glad to know that they're positively pissed about Banjo's inclusion.
why are you replying to yourself
you misspelled "uninvitable"
most of them started to shitpost against steve since all they care about is shitposting
Eh, i really only care about the contrarians being upset.
Which they are.
Stevefags btfo
whoever posts them
AND YOU FAGGOTS WANT A 2ND FIGHTER PASS FUCK OFF
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
files.catbox.moe
I'm glad somebody finally added the WHOOOOOOAH to this
Peak of Steve posting
Remind them of how wrong you were?
And that’s why you faggots got btfo
Like seriously, do stevefags fap to this shit? And also, this video was posted like 2 days before banjo was revealed, so the guy that made that video just wasted his time
It was a joke
Do you guys think that getting raped is funny? Kill yourselves honestly
It was funny, it still is funny. Just because Steve isn't in doesn't mean it lost any entertainment value and it wouldn't have gained any if Steve got included.
>Banjo dies too
Dammit user.
Back to Smashboards
I wonder how does notch feel knowing that his creation transformed into this monster
>Come into Banjo thread
>stevefags
Keep choking on bear dick, retards
Steve was mentioned in the op
I know, but even if he's not, they always come
The funniest thing about this video is that it was posted like two days before Banjo-Kazooie's reveal, after Shinobi leaked them. You just know that the Stevefag who spent all that time making this was saving it for E3, but when he realized he was sunk after Shinobi leaked them, he decided to post it early so it didn't completely go to waste.
Hahahahahahaha. Look at this faggot in denial. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Meanwhile in reality
Why does Steve look like that
I still can't fully believe it finally happened after all this time. He was but a faint hope for me after the Grinch bullshit blew up.
Hope we get him soon too.
That's grotesque steve, a fanmade model That was created by the stevefag community with te pourpose of harassing other characters, specially banjo.
Somebody post the 7-page guh-huh
rent free
>implying they would show gameplay footage and a CGI trailer for a character just to make all that long work for nothing
This is the power of Stevefags.
You say that, but you named that relatively generic image after Banjo.
Hook line and sinker
jesus christ why does that fucking steve model make me laugh like a retard when I see it
You have to change the shirt aswell or it doesn't work.
banjobros living rent free inside steve's head
Stop bumping your thread op let it die
No wonder it doesn’t have a goatee
Cope zoomer
Steveposting was never about Steve getting in, it was to assert the idea that Banjo is so irrelevant that Steve had more of a chance getting in than him.
Reminder that Banjo will be shit tier just like Ridley and K. Rool. which means more proof that the west should stop shitting out character requests
Would Kazooie share the infinity radiation? Would either survive?
If the current pattern keeps up we can expect him as early as 24/25 september
What happened to the sleepy plant and the Banjo poster who kept posting a decapitated Erdrick? Those two can suck my dick. As a Dragon Quest fan, I had never felt so much validation.
Guess Kirby shouldn't be in since he's been bottom tier every game since melee
>easily spammable projectiles
>can act out of recovery
>side b grants invincibility
>super disjointed beak attacks
>Fsmash is basically a mini DORIYAH
cope, they are already OP
Tiers are 4 queers
Unlikely, Banjo already is better off than them simply by virtue of the fact that he isn't a super-heavyweight with a fuck-huge hitbox like Ridley and Rool. He has item play thanks to the Grenade Egg, disjoints, and a fully invincible Side-B. He'll be mid-tier at absolute worst but probably higher if I'm honest.
They'll fuck it up with a bad/limited music selection. Count on it.
I don’t think so, if you are saying this because of final fantasy, that’s because it’s very hard to get the rights to anything square related, ironically it’s easier to make a deal with Microsoft than with square enix
Persona didn't get the music treatment it deserved, either. What did it get, 11 tracks I think? Banjo-Kazooie is centered around music. It needs the Castlevania treatment, but no DLC will ever get that much music.
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I’ll be content with anything only if they make remixes of the main theme, final battle, and mr. patch’s theme
Back to Laos.
Never expect Seethy Stevies to think straight.
Aaaand Saved.
I have no idea what this is trying to convey.
>Nintendo asked for Grant Kirkhope by name to work on the Spiral Mountain remix.
>Grant pours his heart and SOUL into the music.
>Sounds Kino as fuck
>Both Phil and Sakurai say it was super easy to give/get the rights for Banjo-Kazooie respectively.
>Microsoft is super open to working with Nintendo unlike Squeenix.
The music is going to be killer and you know it.
Not him and I liked the spiral mountain remix but SSB music hasn’t been consistently good since Melee(Brawl had a handful of really good ones too), unless Grant does all the music my hopes aren’t that high.
Stevefags are just cringe ass nae nae babies.
Grant confirmed he's doing a few. Some will be pulled wholesale naturally. There are still some good remixes from Ulti. Gangplank Galleon remix was sick, and I love the Fortress Boss remix.
Based
All the stevefags in this thread falling for the bait and then trying to counterbait (and fail) is delicious
Yeah you’re right, because that part when the op says that has been two months since stevefags got btfo was written with the purpose of baiting some stevefags
Castlevania and Mega Man are the exception, not the rule. 11 songs is pretty standard and you shouldn't expect more.