Tfw you suck at fighting games but keep getting baited into buying them by girls with massive tits

>tfw you suck at fighting games but keep getting baited into buying them by girls with massive tits
it's a vicious cycle

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op btfo

GG is the only fighting game to release with some semblance of content and most of the content already on the disc. Guess I'll try booting it up again, because fuck Tekken 7, fuck SF V, fuck DOA 6, fuck MK 11, and especially fuck SC 6

>Baikenfag sucks at fighting games
And the sky is blue. You probably play Juri or Chun in SF as well. Waifufags are historically trash at fighters because they don't play them

No I play
Vega in SF

>tfw your internet sucks and you have no locals but you keep buying fighting games
;_;

Are you on wifi? Why not just run cable with a router?

Been labbing Raven all day and I can safely say that I fucking suck at this game. Jump cancelling, instant air dashes, ROMAN cancelling holy shit I feel like such a brainlet.

fpbp

Can someone help me with this combo ?
youtube.com/watch?v=JomFblDi4Qk
At 1:41 I can't hit the 2C after the delayed 214B. Any tip for that ? Pls help

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I've lost count of how many shitty games I've played just for the sake of anime tiddies

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Jam is my goddess

>Never played fighting games until a few years ago
>Weeb waifufag friend urges me to get several fighting games so he has someone to fight
>Kick his ass consistently after a few days of practice even though he was playing the series and fighting games in general for twenty years
>He starts evading rematches with me

>Are you on wifi?
No. ;_;
It's actually pretty fast today. Usually it's around 80ping and 5Mbps

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Pathetic. This is what happens when your dopamine receptors burn off.

Unist is cool. Made this one awhile back just to test the game out. youtu.be/yGNjwRtIsEE
As for the trials, sometimes you have to see if it’s on first/last hit of moves, as well as actually waiting to link from a juggle instead of just going into the next move.

It’s because live matches against new people who do things that aren’t meta can be stressful.
He is a little bitch for not rematching you though.

Your friend must have the palsey.

You'll get used to it. Just focus on one thing at a time.

That doesn't look too horrible but what kinda service provider do you have for it to be in the 80s normally?

Anyone who plays a Shadaloo character is cool in my book, sorry I misjudged you

Omg EPIC post! Take my upvote.

>go to game night for actual autists
>no one is good at fighters
>everyone has shit taste (21-2 vote for TLoU as the greatest game ever made)
>one guy spergs out all the time
>two people yell constantly
>one guy never takes off his headphones
>3 literal trannys
Important lessons learned; I'm better at fighters than I think, I'm less autistic than most if at all and autistic girls a cute as fuck as long as they don't take hormone blockers

I count 0 myself, because I just look at the porn instead. Try not being retarded in the future.

Holding up after a hit will auto j.c IIRC. Raven has a unique forward air dash so it's more important to learn glide canceling than IAD for him.

>autists
>tlou
Sounds like normie central to me. You sure you're not projecting?

Autism gamers to me would be people who obsess over lore of KH or Blazblue to the point of memorizing even minor details.

Ya caught me red handed. That's 3 and counting with blazblue chronophantasma, doa 5 and sc6

Tho sc6 has made me stick around the longest

op mad, good work

I haven't replied to anyone since though

I'm not even going to get mad at you, or make fun of you for being a cumskull, OP. I actually appreciate you being a worthless dopamine addict because you and your fellow zombies keep fighting games alive for the rest of us. So thank you. Please continue your self destructive lifestyle, and please continue to buy Chun-li costumes for $8.99 plus tip.

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Blazblue has lore?

imagine cumming inside baiken's warm pussy while her breasts rest in your face/mouth
there is nothing I'd wish more

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yeah like Nine fucking a cat

The games were originally supposed to be just VNs, but because arcsys lost the GG license to Sega at the time, they made a fighting game out of it
The story mode is still a visual novel and they eventually released xblaze which is just a visual novel with no fighting and it's pretty much a prequel to blaze blue.

Should I play baiken or i-no in Guilty Gear? I'm pretty good at Baikens IAD tatamis since I use a hitbox but I feel like I-no overall is a better character. Thoughts?

>Buying games for titty when the number of people who pay attention to the game for the titty will lead to porn of the titty characters anyway
Nothing wrong with buying a game that happens to have sexy characters if it's good, but letting your dick dictate your spending, whether for vidya or not, is not a smart way to live.

That said, OP, keep buying good fighting games like Guilty Gear.

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Whoever you like more.

>NUbaiken-fag

Think with your dick

>Playing Baiken instead of best boy
I am truly disappointed in you, OP.

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Bedman's cool, but I could never get used to his aerial movement, he's still my second favorite Xrd newcomer after Answer.

But he's dead. Surely his sister will be in GGMMXX, and waifufags can waifu her as well.

That's pretty beta, OP

I wanna chop her other arm off.

>playing fighting games for waifus
>not to fucking style on retards with sick combos
I swear, people just dont have their priorities straight. Fucking up people after putting in the time and effort to get good is the best feeling in the world. If I wanted to jerk off, I'd look up doujins of the characters, but thanks for supporting my games anyway, man.

I just started too and I've been playing Ky. He seems beginner friendly and I'm not having too much trouble.

I'm also staying away from anything in the air and just focusing on ground game.

I've just been doing all the combo training stuff (amazing feature desu wish all fightan games had it) and a lot of them involved air stuff. The hardest part for me is air combos that become ground combos, like going from airdash>P>S>P into c.P on the ground. I think I just need to get used to the pace of the inputs, it's really fast compared to Tekken 7.

She is like 5'1
Her tits would be on your navel

Yeah that shit fucks me up, too. I did most of the combo trials and I've just been trying to lab the timing out every once in a while for the IAD js,jp,5s or whatever.

Which platform you playing on?

I'm on PS4

>she's small
better, I could dominate her

not if she's in your lap

She has magic Japanese powers and years of fighting experience, she'd murder you.

me too

Upvoted

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> buys mk11 on pc
> pick Devorah as a main because I'm a retard, apparently
> bitch can't even jail with down 1
> game crashes all fucking day
> can't explore the kript without game crashing
> cannot sustain 60 fps
> story keeps desyncing audio and video
> crash into blue screen makes me uninstall the game
> gets baited by last patch and download the stupid game again
> adjust resolution and now game runs better (tree stage still can't manta in 60 fps)
> people mention Devorah was one of the winners of recent patch
> try to jail with down 1
> BITCH STILL CAN'T JAIL FFS
> check notifications and see rewards from "playing" the story
> claim one reward, it's meh
> claim another one, it's the same loot and immediately my pc BLUE SCREENS

Am I stupid? What the fuck is this game's problem? Is the pc version behind the ps4 one on patches?

>What the fuck is this game's problem?
It's a Mortal Kombat game.

It's my first MK but, are the others just as shit as 11? How the fuck did IX and X sold so many copies??

11 PC port is absolute trash, were as X port was pretty decent.

>How the fuck did IX and X sold so many copies??
Marketing. Unlike pretty much all Japanese fighters which have almost zero presence in mainstream marketing, Mortal Kombat gets the financial backing and media support of Warner Bros.

But it went woke. /vpol/ told me that woke games go broke.

Jokes on you I didn't bought it because of girls with big tits! Hah!

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>buy fighting game
>play against humans online
>never win, always get beat
>get mad
>play single player
>fight easy bots
>win
>feel dissatisfied
AAAAAAAAA

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Doesnt matter. MK, like SF, survives off of brand name alone. NRS games play like fucking garbage, but people will buy them until the end of time because the name Mortal Kombat is considered a classic, even though MK has always been trash.

You could try upping the difficulty setting if you haven't already

based

Mortal Kombat X went woke? Where? Most of the girls dress like sluts as it should be.

Memtest 86 your ram retard

What game in what platform? Find bros to play long sets with and discuss with them. If I have that game in that platform I can play with you, user

noice

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We should rock and roll with some games. I'm on PC and PS4

Mortal Kombat will probably be more successful than any other fighter game for the rest of time simply because 1)it's extremely well known and 2)it's easy as fuck compared to most other series."Get Woke, Go Broke" is a meme, unfortunately, so unless the devs really go after the fanbase they're safe in knowing their cash cow is untouchable

That would be the case for something in a niche market with an actual discerning audience (like comic books).
MK can market itself to a mainstream audience during the big sports game with all of its gore, omitting the few bits of sexy covering up that they wouldn't even know about anyway, and not mentioning the retarded lootbox grinding (which is what really ran down the player count quickly after everyone was duped into buying it).

>He doesn't know
Have you been living under a rock for the past year?

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God, that's pathetic.
On both ends.

not him but are you on PC? I play unist but I'm interested in pretty much any fightan
GG, SF, BB, or anything else
I'm not very good though
username#6417
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US midwest

NRS games always have bad gameplay. MK11 covering up titties was far from its biggest problem, when it regressed mechanically in almost every way compared to MKX (which itself is only barely passable) and completely fucked up The Krypt with microtransaction bullshit (granted that was definitely a decision made by WB and not NRS).

Most fun I ever had with an NRS/Mortal Kombat game was Jason in XL, and he's a guest that won't come back or get a newcomer that takes his function so fuck it.

>better than all of my friends
>not even close to being good enough to be a “pro”

Feels whatever. Just sucks that my friends rarely want to play because they can’t git gud

Sure thing bruh whats your psn?

Everytime

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If you're EU I can play on PS4 too, but I've been playing for a while so there'll probably be a noticeable skill gap.

I'm in the same boat as you bro
Hit me up if you play PC in the midwest you too if you are interested

Added, if only to play UNI and maybe some GG and rusty BBCF.

Kek, he based and cute

Baiken is 5th most used at Mikado.

I'm DarkWingAzrael if you wanna add me, please ignore my edgy username I made 10 years ago.

brained and cцmpilled

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gb2redditera

You and every other subhuman /r/kappa faggot virgin

Mortal Kombat 11 got woke! Not Mortal Kombat X however. There you still have most of these girls dressed like sluts.

Problem is there's just as big of a powergap between the skill level "doesn't know fuck all about fighting games" and "knows what each button does and how to do the special moves" as there is between the latter and "actually knows/practices his game". It especially doesn't help when you're in the "knows the special moves" camp and get false confidence from facing the CPU, who doesn't act like a human at all and will randomly eat shit from even the most obvious/telegraphed moves.

fpbp

It’s also good that people hate playing against Jack-O.

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>genuinely enjoy fighting games
>love fighting game waifus
>I suck duck at them no matter how much I play because my motor skills are impaired
>everyone thinks I'm some gamer who doesn't even like fighting games when really I'm just irredeemably shit.
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOO

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I mean, at least she is fun to watch.

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I love all the girls but I almost never end up maining them because I like grapplers and big bodies in terms of playstyle, with Poison being the only waifu in SF I actually like to play as (and only in USFIV). In turn people who watch me play without knowing much about me would probably assume I'm gay.

In my experience I've not encountered bots with a difficulty setting that's right. It's either "brain-dead/training dummy" or "turbo-murder".
But I think it's besides that. There's something about just fighting bots, hard or not, to no end that isn't satisfying. It feels pointless. Soul Calibur with its single player feels a little more rewarding with its RPG mode, but at the end of the day it doesn't feel like I'm doing it for any real purpose. (Plus I hit a point with the single player where the enemy got too hard to progress)

/thread

Is gamer word-filtered?

seething

>face down, ass up
YOU JUST KNOW

She knows Sol is coming to claim her ass again after almost 2 centuries.

>YOU JUST KNOW
That Sol gives her the Volcanic Viper, back to back, arriving on a midnight train.

Literally the guy who declines rematch. I can't improve, so why bother? Definition if insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. I'll stop bothering while I'm ahead...

This view is godlike

Where's the fuck is TAO!? WHERE"S THE FUCK IS ALL THE CAT GIRLS!!??

i doubt youre still in the thread, but the easiest way to do an instant airdash with raven is to tap up-right, then right. it's very easy to do it this way.

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That's the easiest way to do an IAD with everybody.

When I first started playing Guilty Gear Xrd I started playing matches with Axl. He's very easy if you played a fighting game before. But you'll still lose a lot because this game has a ton of dirty characters.

sorry i only play raven so the only things i know how to do int he game at all are yrc needle, iad, and spam 2h

how do I TK yozansen after 5P?

>tfw you play all day everyday but lose to the local bonehead masher

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>prefer gg over uni
>got better tourney results grinding unist for a month than a year of gear
why am I retarded. the worst part is the things I have trouble with in gear are part of the reason I like the game so much.

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Must suck to have to find work around for your shitty forced meme

seething

so you'll murder yourself?

>Consistently end in top 8 in every local you go, also ones that have international level players

I am both happy with my skill and infuriated that I can't place top 3.

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Oh yes. I'm foaming at the mouth angry

are you doing something different now than what you did to get to top 8 level or is there just too much competition at that point? I am newer and I'm always impressed by the good players at my locals, but I was scrolling through some of our past events and as far as it goes back player rankings for our top 8 or so have pretty much been fixed (ie. 7 has been losing to the rest of them in tournament for 2 years straight or something). kind of depressing, made me wonder what you can really do at that point since everybody is grinding just as much as you are.

Gotta learn how to fight all types of players

And just like that all your sins are forgiven. Vega and Cody players will inherit this Earth.