Post splatoon RIGHT NOW

>Sassy hair style
>Last picture is flopplet style
bruh

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Weyyo Locker Room: omg I hate Salmon Run.
Veemo Locker Room:

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c c c c c cu

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Bobble Hat & Headphones

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uhh Splatoon

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aw man this was before my time, this looks so cool.

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TE BOY

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Stop with the life support threads.
Just let it die
this is getting sad

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what the fuck is wrong with you lol. I mean besides what you've made obvious already

>what the fuck is wrong with you lol. I mean besides what you've made obvious already

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>tripfag
filtered

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that one didnt have to be paid for and didnt take 8 months to be fair

rent free

>Not knowing that artist likes to stick the fattest and longest dicks on his shotas

did that artist ever draw more of that big titty brown woomy

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Is woomy okay?

Yeah. She doesn't have bones.

death to ducks

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Bro :(

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Is poultry still a thing in the Splatoon Earth? Ducks can float so they'd probably do alright in the flooded fucked up Earth. Everybody just eats seafood and plants.
It's not really that weird considering they talk about eating squid and octopus all the time, but still I'm surprised we haven't heard about an inkling running a duck farm.

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If the woomy idols said woomy, what do you think their woomy would sound like?

it's ok. the ducks love the attention.

friends with ducks

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I think that's a subtle way of saying that Pearl eats Marina out every night

>the life preserver you wear on your back in salmon run is actually your ink gauge and it turn white as you run out of ink
>There's a little red light that comes on if you have enough to throw a bomb
>The two little special packets on your hat actually go away one by one when you use a special
How did I never notice this before? Am I dumb?

Can Marina say Woomy or is that like nigga for inklings?

I only noticed the ink gauge. Those other two details make it even neater

I think it's because that shit doesn't really exist in normal gameplay since you just have the normal ink tank that you don't go looking for it in Salmon Run.

no. just clueless.
explosher shots can take out fly fish

Marina can say woomy, Inklings can't say veemo

She's got V-Word privileges

Whoa there are more birds in this game?

recon isn't just for show, people.

Marina's mint-green nipples

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[personal blog in spoiler]
I was the guy who was asking about the Kensa Dynamo roller and whatnot.

I eventually got it, and starting doing alright with it quickly. It took me into S rank on tower control pretty much right away and I was getting some big kills.

But once I got into S for tower, I wasn't doing as well with the Kensamo. Only getting around 6-9 kills a match as opposed to 14+. And winning was much tougher (Obviously it would be, but you think that your teammates would scale up in skill too so winning wouldn't be "that" much harder). Regardless, I'll need to get significantly better with the Kensamo in order to rank further in Tower. But that's fine as I've used it for literally only one day.

For one final game I switched to my N-zap. Having had not used it for days (was using Kensa Gloogas and Kensamo), I still secured a win and netted 19 splats, lolol. My aim really felt on point after having used the Kensamo and K-gloogas. I was nailing everything.

Oh, I also used an Ink Saver Main drink ticket to great success. I was able to roll the ability 5 times, two of which being in a row for that perfect Kensa shirt you see.

Overall, pretty fun day. I'm having the most fun currently playing Splatoon than I ever have with the game. I'm not even sure if I enjoyed it this much when I first got it over a year ago. Getting clothing tailored the way I like it is really adding to the enjoyment, believe it or not.

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Okay, which one of you was the level 81? I know you're in here.

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I have no idea how or why this rotated...

>phone posters

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Oh my

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No

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What songs can you sing?

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Does anyone know how much MPU you need in order to make the Gloogas a two shot kill?

That is, a two shot kill where ONE shot is from turret mode, and ONE shot is from standard shooting.

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>salmon run
>paired with shitters 5 games in a row
>one really good match where everyone is amazing and does their job well
>back to shit afterwards
fuck

Inkling girls wearing really girly clothes will always make me happy. I hope Splatoon 3 has more gendered clothes instead of just making everything unisex.

Around 3 mains.

THRUSTY
GET THRUSTY
JAM YOURSELF GET THRUSTY

I love Paruko!

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That taste of how fun and easy SR can be with a competent team is just there to get your hopes up before they match you with three 12 year olds who get wiped in the first round.

Yes mistress. Sorry for failing finalfest.

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>Musselforge Fitness
You disgust me

>playing Octo Expansion
>Splattack starts playing

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Green and purple

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All the clothes in Splatoon are meant for girls anyway

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>america joins the server

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thanks doc

>Having messages turned on

Only have yourself to blame. It's not like you miss anything, the only "good" posts are twitter meme-tier

connecting splatoon to twitter was a fucking mistake

Woomy!

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I managed to get my ratio even higher.

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Naw, fuck that. Clothing should be worn by everyone.

>This triggers the snowflake

Naw, fuck that. Clothing shouldn't be worn by Woomys and Veemos

Have there been any changes since the final Splatfest? I told myself I was going to keep playing after that but I've been doing other stuff.

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Based PickleRick

no

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Private Battles can now have Splatfest mode, where you can choose the night stages + Shifty Stations as well as which ink colors of ALL the Splatfest's.

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There they go

ah I want these plushies so bad!

I won't lie, this bothered me for the first two days since I bought Splatoon 2 on fucking pride month, but after that I loved the game.

this

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whats the absolutely worst ability to have anons? whether main or sub

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What is going on in this picture?

Squids on a train, nothing out of the ordinary

Ability Doubler with empty slots.

Only if you ask nicely

They're all really good. This game is P balanced. But there can be redundancies. Like drop roller while using dualies.

Looks like the yebby droppe nis phone on the floor

i wouldve said cold blooded but bomb def up dx made it a bit better

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I like the idea of Marina being huge compared to every other octo and squid

I always hear people bitching about this or that map, so which maps do people here actually like?

I wonder if I ruined the Octo Expansion for myself by powering through the entire thing in a single night, and exhausting my brain to the point I couldn't properly appreciate it.

Cephalopodification is an underappreciated artform

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flounder heights

so do you guys draw squids?

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thermal ink since the map does it without wasting a main

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Ah, Supreme. I see you are doompilled about based Cethlocunny. The devs seem aces so I wouldnt worry bro.

Anyone go for the DX figma they released a few months back?

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What was the best Shifty Station? Cannon Fire Pearl?

What's figma?

Figma Squids

You did all 80 missions in one sitting?

When the fuck are we getting a meaningful balance patch? Can they fucking patch in more micless communication for god sakes. FUCKERS! How about some fucking QOL loadout mother fuckers! Stupid ass fucking game can't fix shit for shit! SHIT!

Not all in one sitting. I did a few, let my brother use the TV, then came back for the rest.

Official Splatoon relationship chart

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much better

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>grizzco is intruding on salmonid territory
Now isn't that some foreshadowing.

I'm glad Splatoon has an actual world instead of just being some lazy Miyamoto shit like "they're actors in a play" for Mario

Well she's 5'10''. She kinda is.

>GrizzCo sends you into Salmonid territory
Yeah, no shit. Where did you think he was sending you?

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Don't bother, not worth it. Just turret more.

hawt

>Tower Control Solo Queue is currently topped by a qt3.14 Brit girl.

You told me girls are bad at video games. Have you been lying to me Yea Forums?

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two woomies having fun

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Booty is too flat. Get that shit out of my face.

Kaji is a female name?

imagine them giggling as they each order like a dozen ink recovery drinks, and shaun assumes theyre taking them to some friends, but then they sit down and start chugging them, and they start laughing harder and harder as their shirts fit less and less

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Welp, this is it Yea Forums, think i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>epstien shit has me freaking out
>just lost 3k in stocks
>family wants to kill me
>keep hearing niggers and homos giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

>inb4 go out in a blaze of glory
No, not going to ruin other peoples lives.
>inb4 why dont you make your own thread
ISP is blocked or some shit. so just posting this in first thread i see.
>inb4 is there anything i can do to change your mind
Nope, its Happening.

stream URL and quick rundown:
pastebin.com/mBNpUHbA

See you all soon.
~AGL

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why not use this opportunity to do something nobody else gets to experience because it's deadly, like beheading
go buy plywood and a thick sheet of steel and gulliotine yourself
shotgun to face kills the brain and you don't get to experience anything
if someone finds it and asks what it is, it's a watermelon cutter

mmm
poin sensurs

>Not waiting for Breath of Wild 2

The fuck are you doing bro?

No idea why she calls herself that.

no one gives a shit

This is ridiculous and you people have no standards

At least it's not guro/scat.

Do a flip faggot

Have you considered the ridiculousness is the point?

I'm interested in trying Salmon Run. Anything I need to know that isn't covered by the manual and tutorial(s)? Haven't done those yet. I'm trying to 100% story mode and it's taking all of my time with this game.

the explosher kills flyfish, dont be a faggot and kill bosses miles away from the bin, try to kite their asses over to it, if you have a stingray shoot the shit out of the top of the mothership, as a sweetspot will have eggs raining down from the sky

>isn't covered by the manual
a ton of stuff but you won't even understand if you haven't touched the mode yet

I'll be honest, my gut feeling was to hate that pic when I first saw it, then I gave it a second look and laughed.

just watch this video

youtube.com/watch?v=2k5v96cxqug

Fair enough. I just don't want to be a burden to my team.
Thanks. Useful advice.

Sub-Profresh ranks are all baby mode and also don't give enough rewards to justify
You'll have to get proficient with a lot of different weapons since you can't choose
Don't underestimate trash, they will fuck your shit up
Lure mobile bosses to the basket whenever possible, kill stingers, flyfish and drizzlers on sight
Drizzlers shoot a green missile that you can either shoot back at them to instakill or anywhere else to prevent rain, even if you can't angle it to bounce it at them it's preferrable to not let it rain

An addendum to the last technique, only do it when it latches because then it will rain eggs right by the basket. Every stolen egg will be compensated by 4 eggs falling from the sky.

yeah this too

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You know, I think a lot of people assume Grizz is plotting something bad by sending inklings to genocide the salmonids and take their eggs, but we don't know that for sure. What if it's necessary population control and Grizz is the only one who realizes that the salmonids are a legitimate threat? It's better to engage them far away from any city or populated area.

If the map is salmonid smokeyard at high tide, just stay in the main island

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>Sub-Profresh ranks are all baby mode and also don't give enough rewards to justify
Sounds like it'd be good practice, though.
Thanks.

this, dont go to gay baby island

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Just played my first couple of games of Splatoon 1. It's really weird getting used to holding this big slab in my hands but it was fun. I like the idea of the map on the gamepad but it's kind of awkward for me to look down at it since I just started. The games went surprisingly fast too. My first game timed out but the second and third filled up in under a minute, and they were all full of single digit level players which was kind of surprising. I assumed the only ones left playing were max level autists.

Also everyone who said the hub is better is correct. It feels so spacious compared to 2's, I wonder why they closed it in so much.

>I wonder why they closed it in so much.
What's weird is that the square has a bunch of in-progress construction, fences and just out of reach doors in the back that make it seem like they'd eventually expand it with new shops and room for more twitter posts, but they never did.
The square is pretty ugly, too much weird nonsensical patchwork on the ground, it's just a straight boring path and there's not much to explore.

When a wave is about to start, there's a semi-transparent overlay that appears on screen that tells you if it's low, normal or high tide. Don't be the loser that runs to the other side of the map on low tide that everyone has to shout 'This Way!' at, or the one that gets immediately dunked when the tide rises, cause that's embarrassing.

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I checked. It's 2 mains and 2 subs.

However, I can just roll to engage unsuspecting opponents to enter Murder Mode™ and kill super quickly.

Shame nothing came of this date. I figured they would announce something.

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I-I don't have an online subscription anymore. Now all i can do is masturbate to Marina and Pearl off game.

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Nice

god you have absolutely no idea how much I wish that were me

>most of the bosses are on the other island.

the fuck am i supposed to do then?

Eigaka is a overrated hack, honestly. All he does is copy some manga and slap big everything on everyone while knowing only three different poses.

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>ink-colored blush
It's a nice detail.

Eigaka can do nice things when he isn't busy drawing ridiculous fetish shit.

Pop stingers or flyfish, then head back.
If other bosses are over there, then you fucked up.

no more new salmon run gear?
i missed last month's gear

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>we'll never get the complete octoling hgear from splatoon 1

the last salmon gear was the salmon run hat

I want to eat Marinas ass while she holds me at Gunpoint

I'm the bestest Splatooner.

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how though
would she like, bend her arm around
or maybe hold the gun with her hair
lay back while keeping her shooting arm at the ready
maybe legs up, butt forward, on her back, end of the bed, one arm holding her legs the other holding the gun
I'd suggest face-sitting but that sounds kinda dangerous

>71

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maybe Pearl could hold the gun

hey agent do you wanna join antifa

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Can't you get the Amazon Prime trial and claim the free year of Nintendo online?

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Okay, but I'll warn you, I only like cute shotas

Do you still want me to post splatoon?

yes

YES

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Spats truly are God's proof that he loves us.

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Is this real?

Being a tenta brella is so much fun when you have a good roller bro who actually knows how to use the shield you have

Ninja squid

Marina!

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Yeah, I'm gonna play Splatoon 1 and have fun if it's still alive.

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flobs

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I can't share the feeling, I hardly run into brellas at all. Maybe the occasional Undercover Brella (including when I'm playing it).

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It's rare to have a roller on my team who isn't eight, but the combo is great when they are actually good. In fact, I've only ever had what I said happen once.
Tenta brellas are rare though, the entire last splatfest is the only time I ever saw other people using it, with only a count of 2 in total.

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I can't believe Octo Expansion is the real GOTY 2018. How was 2018 so bad that a DLC was the best game?

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There's been like, less than 10 games I've felt any anticipation, excitement, or appreciation for in the past decade, and the tenth is coming out this year. Nothing after that, or at least nothing that's currently announced.

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lower ranks are ghost towns and 99% of the players are japanese but you'll still be able to find matches

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>99% of the players are japanese
Hasn't this been the case since forever? At this point I'm thankful the door to the chinese hasn't fully opened yet.

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it hasn't

is pearl retarded there's a big ass zipper

Pearl is a silly squid

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Yes

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>still can't use money to reroll like in splatoon 1
freaking why? let me reroll for brand bias chunks damn it so I don't have to use turf war constantly

it also makes money pointless after getting the gear and weapons you want

This. I've got fucking lodesemone and nothing to do with it.

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marie's big phat ink chesticles swaying over my face and lulling me to peaceful slumber

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what does an octo squib look like?

Where the drawfags at?

Go get laid you fucking degenerate.

Sorry, too busy figuring out what the unholy offspring of an inkling and octoling would look like.
I'm particularly partial to the name Novaling.

more like this?

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here
thats forsquidden love user

fuck

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Gun

>youngest stage is the octotrooper
Are we killing octo children the entire game?

More like octo babies. Splatoon is pro late term abortion.

Octarians and Octolings are different things

>that hesitant look on it's face in the middle stage where it's really asking itself "what am I becoming?"

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guys quick post all your Pearl gremlins! its an emergency!

SHIT

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heavy for splatoon 2 DLC

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I wonder what each idol would do with the gauntlet?

>when you do the thing

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I think one should be obvious

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ALL THE WORLD'S PEARLS WILL BE MINE

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this is probably my favorite oth image

Is there any reason to not use your "EXP UP" drink tickets immediately?

I just have a bunch from hero mode and grizzco. Is there any reason to not use them all right away?

yeah use them one after another. best thing is to use exp tickets until you reach level 30 so you unlock every weapon, then continue with either money or gear ability tickets.

No reason not to. I just use them whenever a ranked mode I like shows up

copying and pasting what someone said before

>Marie would by far be the most dangerous with it. She's the only one that would be smart enough to understand what all she could do and by cynical enough to actively destroy things she didn't care for.

>Callie and Pearl would likely do similar, dumb shit with it. More unpredictable but less likely to see entire swathes of things vaporized.

>Marina would try to do something positive for everyone due to her knowing how shitty life can be under Octavio. Maybe expand the landmass or something so there wouldn't need to be any more great Turf Wars.

oh no meant to reply to

Marina is definitely the smartest of them all.

Is the only reason to scrub slots instead of rerolling them simply because super sea snails are far harder to come by than simply acquiring money?

Because rerolling seems infinitely better. Not only do you get the chunks, but you also get the opportunity of getting abilities you want.

yes, exactly that.

Your name will be a fine addition to my collection, namefag slime!

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I love Callie!

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All three of those things happen in normal gameplay, the only difference is that instead of special packets its the glow

Man, I hate how I have to wait 24 fucking hours for clothing to rotate. It takes forever to get what I want.

It's another
>no one uses their specials during Salmon run until all three waves are cleared in celebration

Fuck off and use your specials so we aren't wiping out early.

yes, and I was surprised to see my picture posted here

>Jelfonzo just thinks you're beneath him
Fucking rude

you can order from other people too
it'll still take forever but you know what you'll be getting
>game gives the only decent player bomb rush
thank u griz

Like this. The other pic is specifically amazons.

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who else /99.9/ here

also fuck clam blitz

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I'm almost there

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It should be illegal to draw Marina with tits that small

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>Inkopolis starts off as a great place in Splatoon 2
>Octos are allowed to integrate in Splatoon 2
>In Splatoon 3 it's a chaotic wasteland
Octos need to go back

not what I was expecting?
now this makes more sense. Cute! now begs the question is if Marina a regular octoling or an amazon.

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>huge fuckin titties
>completely obscured by tentacle

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>blueberry
Will now go look for source

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Bruh.Splatoon 1 is still alive. 2 is here to stay until 3

Alright, that's it. Clam Blitz 100% has the most incompetent teammates. Worse than Salmon Run, even.

No other mode compares to how awful people are in CB.

every mode has it's questionable moments. still not sure how everyone just suddenly died like this or why the rain maker holder just stopped running away

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>squid form on the ramp long enough to die from missiles
and it still wouldn't be surprising if this turned out to be X rank despite your weapon choice

i'm a few matches away from X. i know clash sucks but it's just so much fun

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ahegao
cervix penetration
crotch tattoo
drugs
lolicon
mind break
nakadashi
stomach deformation
unusual pupils

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What is this meme about Clash sucking? It has longer effective range than the N-zap.

I assume people say it sucks because of the long range meta? 2 pures of run speed and one pure of swim(Rain Maker) or special saver is good.

bad mobility
bad turfing
bad kill time
bad range
>meme
it'll make sense when you go against slightly competent people

Once again, it has better range than the nzap -- a weapon currently placed as one of the best.

slightly more range does not make up for everything else especially since nzap range isn't even good either

>bad mobility
not with run speed up.
>bad turfing
No arguments there.
>bad kill time
Splash damage still makes people back off if they're unlucky enough to be within range
>bad range
It barely outranges the standard splattershot.
The fact that it's light weight also means it comes with a free swim speed buff

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Something else they should add in Splat3 is that you get marginal rank points even when you lose.

Getting literally 0 towards your meter (potentially having it break), even if the final score is 99-100, is a little dumb.

This is your arms dealer for the next game.
Say something nice to her!

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Varying degrees of octopussy.

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>not with run speed up.
Run speed isn't everything, and even in that regard Clash kinda sucks. 0.65 is not fast at all when baseline Splattershot is 0.72 and heavy stuff like H3 and Jet are at 0.60.
The rest of its mobility sucks even harder. It has the same action length as Rapid Blaster, but foot coverage every 2 shots, a truely pitiful impact blob if you shoot it underfoot and doesn't even make a solid swimming line in one shot. Other blasters can feasibly play dolphin, even regular Rapid doesn't lose that much fire rate from it, but Clash can't because its action is disproportionately long for its fire rate, unless it dolphins every two shots which makes it a worse regular Blaster as it has less damage and a longer effective action by doing twos. It's a shit swimmer, and as we already established it's also a bad runner. If you want a blaster with a curling bomb (not questioning why, it's a shit sub for a vulnerable class that is shit at overextending by its very nature). Or you know what, don't, every other blaster comes with their own built-in curl, only Clash can't swim for shit and needs a crutch.
>damage
One of the slowest splats in the game at over a second with the blast damage, slower than Range Blaster, and 35f with directs, which is also pathetic for a short-ranged precsion splat. For reference, Jet fucking Squelcher can splat in 27 frames and is much easier to hit than Clash directs up close. Octobrush is also 27f and doesn't require precision of any sort at any range, and it will still outgun even best case scenario Clash.
>barely outranges
Playing keepaway with shit mobility and shit TTK is practically impossible. L3 has more range, more power and way better mobility and it still struggles.

tldr: play regular Blaster and you'll find that it's strictly superior. It's only slightly worse in areas Clash also sucks in.

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Also to add to range since I'm out of post length- yes, we are in a big gun meta right now. Clash has nothing to answer to them aside from cover abuse for which any other blaster will do just as well while also having ether oneshot direct or range to stay safe.

>tldr: play regular Blaster
Heck no. Clash is the closest thing I got to my splatoon 1 rapid blaster set with damage and run speed up. It's too damn slow now in this game :(

Has anyone in EU/UK got their splatfest shirts yet?

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Alright everyone, I'm heading in for the night. I'm getting a little frustrated playing with Randoms online, so I'll get some sleep before I stress out.

Too many people want to be the "slayer" even when they're weapon would generally dictate that they shouldn't. So we end up having all four players trying to get kills, our backline tries to be the frontline, and no one pushes the objective. Classique!

what mode?

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Sloshing Machine is tailor-made for you then. Back in Splat1 they made it what Rapid was supposed to be (but wasn't because people stacking damage to 99.9 and turning it into a faster Range Blaster meant it couldn't be buffed), and in S2 Sloshmo was barely changed while Rapid was focused more towards being the long-ranged blaster.

Probably tower or rainmaker.

Ya, tower.

Never played Splat1, how did people make gear if ability chunks never existed?

savescumming with rolls

Funding Spyke's early retirement via rerolls.

it was actually easier and cheaper to get perfect gear in splatoon 1 if you had patience and a whole lot of rng luck. I like the chunk system but there's no way to grind them easilee, they get too expensive, and you can't use money to reroll

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autism
then savescumming
then gear editing
nogami literally acknowleged later in an interview that they didn't patch it out because they realised how frustrating their own system was, so they made 2's better by making even rolls that are complete flops not be a total waste

>106 eggs
I am blessed.

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I like how Grizz has different dialogue if you get over 100 eggs

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It's a rather big deal, especially during randoms.

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what's the best and worst grizzco weapon?

>last time I played salmon was 2 years ago
>rank profresh
I want to get back into it but I don't wanna do it at the expense of other people's rank

Best is by far the drill slosher, followed closely by pumpoozler, both far superior to everything else
Worst is brella, it's worse than most of normal weapons even
Blaster is okay, there are weapons better than it but it's above average at worst

>at the expense of other people's rank
Profresh is overinflated with blatant overachievers, you'll do us a service by dragging those shitters down if you are somehow worse than them (whch you likely aren't).

this
also this

I had a good game, but it would've been better of my teammate in wave 1 had known to just roll into goldies for easy eggs. Dude was flicking and he wasn't bad, but I really wish I could send him a message or something.

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>Worst is brella, it's worse than most of normal weapons even

not the first time i've heard this. what makes it so bad?

Whenever there's a weapon with advanced techs like Dynamo, Explosher or Grizz Slosher we should all make plaza posts that show how to use them. Maybe people will pick up on that better.

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>he doesn't go out of his way to report every single legbutt and leftist post he sees.
I do it and you know it actually works when a random twitter blue hair npc starts crying that they were banned.

Subpar DPS
Little to no damage inflation
Short range with harsh damage falloff
Bad efficiency
Meh mobility
It only inks well, but considering in salmon run turf control is substituted by trash control which it isn't good at, it's really underwhelming

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>this thing

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How did you get that picture?

Zipping up that kind of shirt could potentially be rather daunting.

I think that was posted on the Squid Research Lab Tumblr. There's a lot of auxiliary information not found in the game.

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whoa white Switch

Hold on that's an inkling boy

what else would it be

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I should get back into this game

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It definitely still has play ability.

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Ha ha what if they accidentally drank so many they couldn't move, and then they had to squeeze the ink out of them. Just a funny idea ha ha.

Well that's gonna be me tomorrow

Happy early birthday (?) user.

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Thanks

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I don't get this. Does she have two pairs of pants on?

>Splatoon is Nintendo's biggest new IP since Animal Crossing
>Made Entirely by new blood
I wonder why Nintendo is so hesitant to let these guys off the leash.

You can't be worse than any of the other randos

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Now that I look at it I am wondering if that is true too.

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>all those octos I cleaved through like a hot knife through butter where actually child soldiers

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i like this but the baby face really threw me off

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Not really. They were limbs that gained sentience. Big difference between octarians and octolings.
It refers to how octopus limbs actually retain enough neurons to go hunting and searching on their own when severed. Of course they don't survive due to inability to feed, but that's where it comes from.

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why this stupid squid drinking out in public

cause she can.

imagine going out of your way to not only take pictures of all these messages but collage them together and put them in a meme format just to get mad at a kid's game. God that must be pathetic

I'd worry more about those posting messages concerning their confused choices about sexuality and identity in a kids game about shooting ink at each other.

You can turn off messages you nigger, takes a lot less effort than opening mspaint for 5 hours to show us how redpilled you are in a kids game

Like hell I want to turn the messages off, it's nice to see the drawings regardless of artistic talent. If there is one or two of those stupid messages then i just report it and enjoy the rest. There are nowhere near as many now anyway.

If messages in the square are enough to push a kid over the line then his parents sucked and he was fucked anyway

Having gay inter racial / inter species cephalopods and still be sexy, how can Nintendo be so based on [current year] ?

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That aside I'm really surprised they actually put all that stuff in Ocho expansion with Marina and Captain Cuttlefish not seeing species and calling her articulate and shit. That's some really on the nose subtext.

Nintendo even does diversity better than sony

It's said way too often but God I wish that was me. Either one.

Sleepy squids so cute.

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squid tootsies

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dumb chuuni

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cheeks

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How wrong would I be to question the canonicity of this? A lot of the stuff in the artbook seems like concepts and prototypes, and I feel like the existence of Octosquibs like calls into question whether or not this image is outdated.

Both of them are accurate in different ways. The first shows an octarian's development, which starts off in trooper form, then can develop into amazons. Then you have true octolings who reproduce and develop in a similar manner to inklings.

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>almost every main character is female
>they're all proper action heroes and shit but they don't make a big deal out of it like Snoy does
>the game is not considered SJW trash, and all kinds of people enjoy it
hmmmmmmm it really does make you wonder
it's almost as if there's a connection here

But has it been confirmed if Octozons are a different species from the playable Octolings?

I can't believe I've been wracking my brain over the logistics of a gunpoint rimjob

well to be fair agents 3, 4 ,8 are technically what ever you want them to be tho they do advertise them as female so....idk

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Based on that first image, I wouldn't say different species, but rather infertile offspring of octolings.

It's pretty much a given. Look at their octo forms, they are completely different.

Of big octarians you mean.

No as in, octarians are the result of octoling tentacles coming off.

There are decidedly non-humanoid complete octarians around. Octolings are completely separate from them.

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Bunch of dum squids

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I'm not so sure about that. All the octarians we've seen seem to stem from that first life cycle.

8 is officially male in the manga
3 has been shown as male in official art meaning they don't really care

>1 day ago

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>celebrating a job well done
>dumb

Marina is cute!

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>celebrating a job well done
Indeed they are. In a very dum way.
Not saying it isn't cute though

The fell for the ursine trickery

>someone saved my answers

Nice

Don't believe his lies

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>dumb
dum

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You 100% should. I'm having the most fun right now with Splatoon2 than I ever had with the game.

I think the manga isn't the best source when it is about canon information also 3 was shown in only one official artwork as male (in which 8 is also female), while being female in every other though

And it is cuter that way

what do you guys think of jtveemo?

His art skills are fine, but he's really just another generic porn artist.

Hopefully InCase does some artwork of the Squids. I can only imagine that quality.

Classic case of patreon bait artist. Set up twitter with SUDDENLY good art, give no backstory, pretend to be humble while shaping up to the fans' demands, do suspiciously cheap commissions, then set up patreon 4-5 months later after gauaging interest and cutting old ties to live off patreon and commission art. Furries were rusing people like that ever since Patreon and similar sites made it convenient, maybe even before that.

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And colodarws?

I remember when he first started out, everyone was posting his art like crazy in these threads, not so much now.

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It'll probably show up if you play a lot this month

He doesn't draw anything resembling tasteful anymore, and he's not drawing much anything interesting either. Plus some of his art is starting to push some people away, like that gross tentacle porn set.

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sameface
at first I thought it was because he only drew veemos
then he started drawing boys like that- okay, sassy boys, may as well
then he started drawing woomies like that- okay, that's how he draws masks, understandable, if a bit tasteless
then he started drawing non-splatoon characters with the exact same thick eyemasks and now we have confirmation that he only has one template for eyes

also they now only draw massive fucking boobs after seeing they are more popular, before they had a wide variety of bust sizes
also they didn't even know the word futanari when they set everything up, now half the pics they draw have dicks on wrong crotches

I think his expressions fit his boys far better than his girls.

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based

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I liked him at first, then he became a huge jew.

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Traditional Japanese seniority I guess

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>no veemo to cuddle in your lap

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>use a drink ticket
>rng rolls brand bias anyway
>occasionally get a completely unrelated triple

Damn it why couldn't drink tickets have 50% success

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>tfw I got my Team Chaos shirt in the mail today
Feels good to be on the winning team m8

Range blaster is so fucking difficult to play.

What is even the point of those tickets if the odds aren’t even close to be being more in your favor? Even with how good Splatoon is in so many aspects, the freaking Japanese still can’t keep their bones for RNG out of it.

use rapid

still increases experience so disappointment arrives faster

use luna

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>the freaking Japanese still can’t keep their bones for RNG out of it.
That's not exclusive to japanese developers.
i miss when clothing exp was tired to turn inkage in splatoon 1

Use clash

>clash blaster in 2019
do you like S+ rank or something

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All his stuff looks nasty and squishy
I know inklings/octolings are ink based but this is just too much
I hate artists that make skin look overtly shiny with reflections for no reason, everyone seems to do it now
Skin is supposed to be smooth and soft

it fuel my cash need for pures so yes

Never played 2, how was the H-3 Nozzle in this game?

feels bad

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H-3 isn't as popular anymore, probably because it doesn't have great kits. It used to be OK for getting armor, but that got nerfed.

I got so lucky the other day. Was able to make a perfect of Ink Saver Main using a drink ticket. I was able to actually roll 4 subs of Ink saver on that ticket.

Here's hoping I'll have similar luck trying to roll MPU on my Kensa gear.

Brella Fellas

The Variety Squad

Inferior

But the point is to acquire efficacy.

Man, if there is something I wish existed in matches, it was this. I loved having the name of my team appear before all splatfest matches. I want it to continue into regular/ranked.

i've managed to snag multiple triples off oje ticket. other times the rng is such a dick and gets the first sub wrong over 10 times.

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>Joycon starts to drift halfway through a match

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>joycon
but why

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the procontroler is waiting for you

Because Nintendo's already jewing me just for online play, I'm not gonna shell out for a controller too.

My right joy-con started to drift during a playthrough of BotW, and I was in denial until yesterday when it got me during Smash. Well at least repairs are free now.

I prefer the joycons over the pro controller. It's a little harder to control but it gives me more movement freedom.

not him but how else do you get comfy in handheld mode

>Made Entirely by
the guys who made animal crossing

gonna second this

>a Yea Forums thread has been up for almost a day and a half

Is Yea Forums dying?

Yea Forums is faster than ever, it's just that persistent bumping keeps these threads up.

Lower run speed and damage multipliers to objects in return for a bunch of QoL improvements like foot coverage every burst, perfect accuracy when jumping, not trying to drift away between shots and a satisfying *zing* when you hit a full load into someone. Also good honest kits.

Split joycons is the definitive way to play Splatoon and almost anything else on the Switch.

wood

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Game has perfect amount of activity to not be completely ded but not have threads move at light speed either. Top that off with the occasional /c/ephposting and these threads last a long time until bump limit ultimately claims them.

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>playing Splatoon on handheld
What masochism is this?

do you think nogami will put a splatoon reference on the new animal crossing? maybe a colorful squid

I just want to purchase/order some GATDAMN TONI KENSA gear. Why are they never in the stores/SplatNet, and why does Murch only get orders once a fucking day!?

Splat3 should have gear rotations every 12 hours.

the game tells you to stop being an unfresh little fuck with no imagination and wear something other than monochrome

Toni Kensa is literally the freshest gear, plebian.

Who’s the artist?

What a bully.

learn to reverse image search it isn't hard

Is he looking up octopus recipes?

Everyone that can't into colour coordination wears it, which makes its wearers unfresh by default.

>implying I can't be into both

Nothing is more /fa/ than pulling up in a full Kensa kit. Especially if your weapon is a dark weapon, even more if your weapon is from a Kensa collection, ever MORE if it's the Kensa Dynamo.

>Full kensa 'fit
>Kensa Dynamo

Freshest look there is.

Wearing all one brand is inherently unfresh.

you didn't happen to write those toni kensa copypastas a long time ago did you

>mixing and matching random gear
epitome of unfresh

When demoing Animal Crossing at E3 he was decked out in full Research Lab gear and made a point in showing off a squid he caught in-game. He can't help himself, it's gonna happen.

Let me guess, you refused to play Splatoon for a week after any fest with white ink in it to keep it, right?

>epitome of fresh
Fixed for you.

This is you, isn't it?

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>epitome of fresh
would be this

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exceptionally dum

nuh uh
read the filename

user is dum, maybe even the dummest

I liked him a lot at first, but every since about February or so he's become another patreon slimeball who can literally only draw one style and only draws giant tits. It's fine, dare I say perfect, with Marina but on anyone else is just blatant pandering and disregarding good character design. Doesn't even draw non-lewds, anymore. His style was perfection for cute but now that's just gone.

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dum is good

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big tits are fine but variety would be nice

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\0o0/

user is good, maybe even the goodest

He used to draw veemo with reasonable proportions, too. Sensible waist and small to medium breasts. JT used to draw the perfect octos and squids, now he just pumps out blatant sex appeal for the sake of money.

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Better version.

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whew, made it back just for the end of the thread. please look at this beautiful man

it sucks he turned into a patreonfag

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Started out pretty good, turned into yet another greedy patreon turd like the majority of them.

looks like someone is projecting a little bit

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Developers said there are normal versions of every sea creature as well as people

You're saying user is an artist?

u too

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Mario has some interesting world building in Odyssey actually

What a guy

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Thanks for the info lads, have some cute woomy.

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I'm on NoFap, but every post related to Marina is seriously disrupting this. I can't stop thinking of her. Why isn't she real bros?

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>kensa pin gear never ever

Pro controller is made for giants

Pew pew

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sauce

More like the opposite, it's so light and narrow. I want Gamepad back.

Tell you, switch to Sloshing Machine. It's much closer to old Rapid than Clash.

s a l m o n

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see ya next thread bros

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Getting team wipes is such a good feeling.
that's a different clash user and nah I'm good. I accept there are better options but I want to stick with what I enjoy playing with preferably.

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