Left 4 Dead is a masterpiece

Left 4 Dead is a masterpiece

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WRONG
lfd2 is

Kys

no fuck this game
fuck everything about this fucking game
its tailored towards manchildren who's never properly held a woman before in their fucking lives and so wastes 6-7 hours of their lives looking up nude mods on gamebanana or anything that skimpifies the fuck out of either zoey or rochelle, god forbid the fucking witch too
its boring repetitive bullshit and the only reason fucks like you eat up the whole "BEST ZOMBIE SHOOTER GOTY OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK" narrative is because you've never played an actual fucking survival shooter in your life, or a fucking shooter at all
so instead of looking up ACTUAL GOOD FUCKING SHOOTER GAMES, you steal the floor plan from a local school and begin planning your great "OH IM GOING TO GENOCIDE THE FUCK OUT OF SOME 12 YEARS OLD WITH MY TRUSTY OLD AK47 THAT I PICKED UP FROM A STUPID FUCKING ARAB THAT GOT STABBED ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET, THAT'LL GET THEM TO NOTICE ME" shootout session that will most likely end up with you being shot to death quadruple million times in the end until you're nothing more than unrecognizable red mush
GOD FORBID YOU SURVIVE THE FUCKING SHOOTOUT AND GET JAILED, OTHERWISE YOU'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING RAILED BY JAMAL EVERY 9PM IN YOUR FUCKING JAIL CELL
no, no fuck this game
and fuck its fans
boring characters, boring enemies, and boring levels
go suck a FUCKING DICK

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Is this pasta?

this is all true

I will never not be mad at Valve for L4D2. Should've realized sooner what lying greedy fucks they were.

>those abs

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Zoey A CUTE

pure tummykino