What is your current GOTY?

Who's capable of choosing 500 books without using the internet?

the blaster is fucking useless, one shot every 3 days? what prehistoric monsters are you gonna need to kill with that thing?
and the raft is pretty shit too. small chance to kill you outright, and getting off 5 years early isnt even that good, i reckon 10 years and 15 years would feel pretty similar

B is probably the actual best choice but im tempted by C as well

>doggo
go the fuck back to redit you woman
>doggo
you too you fucker

>not choosing the best column just because it includes things you dont like that you dont even have to use

>what prehistoric monsters are you gonna need to kill with that thing?
Bears.
You gib a wolf and I guarantee unless it's a huge pack they'll all shit themselves in fear as well.
you shouldn't run into either of the above frequently enough for the 3 day recharge to come into play.

It's not the best choice though. just the fun choice.
both A and B are better for actually surviving.

B is a huge waste of resources with nothing good to it. The blaster is good because it's instameat, and combined with the house network you don't have to worry about the fauna in the first place. 10 and 15 years is a big difference in practice and whether or not you want to brave the odds is left up to you. In the meantime you can use the raft however you want as well.
- Dog wastes resources and has minor usability at best
- Tent is the most useless housing starter
- Weed is EBIN LOL WEED LMAO gayshit for tween zoomers
- Whet stone and mag stick are useless unless you're said zoomer and always high
- Knife is useful but can be bootstrapped from stones while on the island
- Books can be used to start a fire, computer or game console cannot.

The best "entertainment" option is the laptop because internet access means survival literature access, and the best utility is also in C because of first aid. But the extra (spice, boat, computer) has boat as the best by far unless you're a pussy who needs to enjoy your food and the house is also the best in A. None of the companions matter because you should be killing them as soon as you start anyway.

Have sex. Who hurt you? You must be a load of fun at parties. I'll bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.

>sex, blaster and underground tunnels
A sounds pretty based. B and C would probably drive me insane before 15 years was up.

B is what I was saying you were dismissing though
dog, knife, tent, thats good for survival. why do you expect there to be bears and wolves? not everywhere has the same wildlife as rural america

>eat dog
>smoke weed
>play pc

ez

A and C I meant.

The tent isn't really that useful, a makeshift shelter is about the same. that just leaves a dog and a knife. which is fun for mans best friend fresh start but the others come with a lot more bang for your buck.
>why do you expect there to be bears and wolves
It never hurts to be prepared for anything.

>you should be killing them as soon as you start anyway
edgy as fuck nigga. you really think you could stay sane for 15 years with no companion or entertainment?

>tent it the most useless housing starter
why does it need to be a starter? you can just live in the tent, maybe construct some walls around it if you need safety from the animals

>knife can be made from stones
sure, if you want to put weeks of effort into it, assuming you even know how. an unbreakable steel survival knife has endless uses and will be 1000x better than any stone knife you could come up with

>- Books can be used to start a fire, computer or game console cannot.
yeah you dont need that if you have the mag stick though do you? assuming you're surrounded by trees getting firewood will be easy as fuck

spices are unnecessary anyway, if youre cooking your food and hunting the food will taste good anyway

right, but if there arent any big animals then youve got a useless gun that could have been an endlessly useful knife
desu i dont even like dogs all that much, but a mindless bimbo would get boring quickly and the other one would basically just be a friend but without the strength or usefulness youd get from having another man there

C survival kit doesnt have medicines so A because if treehouse and tunnels
also A girl would be a waste if girl is fertile

yeah you wouldnt get bored of having sex with the same brainless bimbo every day for 15 years. but a genuine companion? nah that shit would be awful yo

does "any sort of sex" mean anything sexual whatsoever? or can you get a handy and a blow

>internet access
>cant communicate with others
what's the point?

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>why does it need to be a starter?
It's given to you at the start, you are always free to improve it. Tent is useless in truly harsh weather or against wild animals, whereas tree house stays relevant with little to no improvements. Hence, treehouse is already superior from the getgo. However, you get not one, but three treehouses, and only one tent. There's not even a comparison.

>sure, if you want to put weeks of effort into it,
Found the kite-high zoomer tween!

>edgy as fuck nigga. you really think you could stay sane for 15 years with no companion or entertainment?
DUDE WEED LMAO

>yeah you dont need that if you have the mag stick though do you?
DUDE WEED LMAO

you can access pretty much any info you want, watch tv shows and movies, read the news

Access to learning resources, news and entertainment.

yeah but can I shitpost on 4chin?

how did you manage to make 3 of your responses about weed when they weren't about that at all? brainlet to defeat all brainlets

Which is why you choose the Internet connection that allows you to learn in several hours tops how to make almost any remedy from shit and sticks.
Dumb list anyway. Also barely video games-related.

>no option to have another man

I'm not gay but I'd trade damn near any of these for a dude to help carry shit and hunt.

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you can read other peoples' shitposts

DMC5
C

>kill your companions lmao
Actual incel here

Haven't played a single game that came out this year tbqh.

I like the escape dinghy featured in A and C probably has the best features for a purely island life overall but B has the PC and dog.
I'd have to go with A to be honest, just because I'd want to get off that shithole as soon as humanly possible (or die trying), have no desire to defile myself with the 3D slut though.

bbc gangbang lover 4

A for Alien Blaster, baby

>sex
>treehouse
>blaster

if not A, you're an idiot

A
I can educate the bimbo with those books right?
otherwise C.

C. decent companion, plus you get spices and a decent living quarter

A would just be annoying and lonely
most things on B would be useless for me

Can i impregnate the bimbo?
>not creating a group of tarzan kids who will eventually conquer the whole island along their dad

C
The blue balls would get unbearable but the other stuff is too good to pass.

B is the absolute worse
15 years sleeping in a fucking tent smoking weed
depending on breed the dog will get old and die
endless videogames for 15 years? it will get boring in the first week

A.
Sex, books, awesome weapon, awesome house and a good chance of escaping early.
Whoever chooses B or C is a degenerate druggie gamer incel.

incels would pick A for the sex alone

Shit like this is so fucking retarded
>you can pick any 500 books of your choice
>"BuT tHeY cAnT bE sUrViVaL bOoKs"
>you get a laptop with internet connection
>"BuT iT cAnT bE uSeD tO cOmMuNiCaTe WiTh AnYbOdY"

C, why is this even a question?

as opposed to a random assortment of books or reading wikis

C is pretty much a dude, since it says outright "helps you survive" and not "helps you with emotional support while you do all the surviving".

because the point is that its just for entertainment and not to help you circumvent the rules of the game

basically a talking dog from B

you can fuck the dog tho

believe me, you can't. yes, I tried

Lets figure this out
A
>Has free sex
>A shitload of books
>A way to escape
>an insta kill gun that has infinite ammo
>A badass treehouse which is cool
B
>A good dog
>Weed
>Knife that cannot be destroyed and can make fires
>Infinite video games
>tent
C
>A slave but no sex
>Shit laptop
>Medical supplies
>a way to make good food
>RV
My choice
B is the worst. Making a fire is the only thing good with it. most video games are shit. Dog is ok but shit compared to other stuff listed.
Even though C has the medical supplies and good food I will pick A.
A has books which will be good enough for 15 years. Instakill gun with infinite ammo is amazing. The treehouse will protect you and the sex slave from most threats. Also sex slave that is hot as fuck.

>A is the choice for people who want to treat it like an extended vacation
>B is the choice for people who already have good Survival skills/knowledge
>C is the choice for people who just want to get through it while being as comfortable and as little risks as possible

C > A >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B

C is the obvious choice. I'm addicted to the internet and my life experience has proven I can go years without sex.

I weep for my fellow anons these days.

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If you have internet you have porn anyway, so not being able to fugg the girl is a non-issue.

>treehouses connected by underground tunnels
Sounds rad.

C is the only answer.
Who else here is fun at parties, like me?

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You can, actually, it just needs to be a medium-big sized breed and she can't be spayed.

There is no difference between 10 or 15 years if you focus on having a good life instead of agonizing about escaping all the time you are on that island. Dogs are awesome and if they aren't useful then you are probably doing something wrong. Weed is a drug and drugs are cool. Fire making is one of the most important aspect of survival. A proper knife beats anything you can "bootstrap" from stones. Also you obviously never made a camp fire because books and paper in general is only good for tinder and not sustaining a proper fire for heat and cooking. The only thing you aren't totally wrong about is that the first aid kit from C is very important.

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Syobon Action.

Can the shitty laptop in C at least run low end games?

tpbp

I hope you never say any of that "seethe" or "dilate" shit.

My favorite game this year so far is Sekiro. I love the gameplay and the setting.
I hope Elden Ring's combat is also not just roll roll roll R1 R1 R1 like DS3 was.
Also I'd pick C.

zoomers really fucking love Facebook memes I guess

>a perfect companion
>rare disease prevents her from fucking.
these are tautologically at odds with each other, a perfect companion would be able to have lots of filthy sex.

Let's break it down
>Smoking hot babe, cannot survive without you
Shit-tier. You'll have your fun but eventually it'll become she'll become the most annoying thing in the world and you'll probably just kill her instead of spending hours trying to help her survive
>Books, non-survival related
Useless, firewood at best
>Alien gun
Might be really useful, but if you use it for hunting and you miss you're shit outta luck. This is like a "in case of emergency" about to be assaulted by a wild baboon type of item
Not good
>Escape Dinghy
5 years early is nice, but none of the other items are really going to help you survive. All you got here is the -10% of death
>Treehouses
Useless
A is shit-tier
B
>Dog
Is it a pup? Possible that it can be useful for 10 years or so, good for hunting
>Weed
Useless
>Knife
Great-tier
>Game console/PC, no internet
Useless
>Tent
Useless, will shit itself after a month
B is better than A, a couple of problems, but still pretty decent
C
>Companion
Great-tier, can survive on her own, keeps you company, helps you
>Laptop with internet access
Survival tutorials here I go. This is great-tier
>Survival kit, magic replenishment
Fantastic-tier
>Spice-cabinet, magic replenishment
Fantastic if you can't stand any of the food you find
>RV
Solid as fuck
C is the absolute best choice, if you choose anything else you're a horny dumbass or just a dumbass

A
I wanna get out of the island.

I wouldn't write off the Treehouse or Tent as worthless. The treehouse while not as comfy as an RV its still on a solid foundation and gives safe passage between the islands. The tent while not solid by any means is fully portable so if a location turns dangerous you can always pack up and move. The RV is also portable but can't traverse through all terrains and you will be unable to refuel it, once you find a spot to plop it down in you are basically stuck there.

C>>>>>B>A