Commit a crime

OH, LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AINT'T WHAT IT USED TO BE

>40 for assault
>0 for murder

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Name a single one

>Guards kill you
>They're sheathing their swords and walking away the second the killing blow is landed
>All the alarms immediately cease
>Before your warm body even hits the ground
>They don't check for accomplices or search you

Any non allied npc can witness crimes in elona

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>Carefully plan out my crime in Read Dead Redemption 2
>Witness appears from thin air

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>hide from guards
>Guards search for half a minute
>give up
>No attempt to step up security
>No search grids
>Just go back to normal as though a dangerous criminal isn't still lurking about

MGS2 is literally the only game I have ever seen do this properly. Even games after 2 seem to fuck it up.

did you finally settle your quarry then

>Steal a shitload of money
>Have to pay a bounty to clear my name
>It's a fraction of my earnings

Properly would mean that they never stop searching or call off the alert until Raiden is found and caught. Guards should communicate for regularly scheduled check-ins and finding a guard sleeping should be a high alert.

this was funny in morrowind. you'd just steal shit in front of people, run away and pay the bounty off at thieves guild and then sell your shit for a decent profit. of course you needed some mercantile skill for it so it wasn't completely broken but it was still kinda funny that you could just do that

>kill a man in a prearranged fight to the death after dozens of other fights to the death to reach that point
>get recruited into the dark brotherhood for it just because he became demoralised and let you win

>do quest for the "bad" guild
>nobody saw you do the thing
>nobody but guild members know you're with them
>nobody but the inner circle of your guild know about most of your deeds
>finish quest
>+5 Infamy
>everyone suddenly hates you more for no reason and spit on you

It just works!

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>every guard in skyrim knows you are a dark brotherhood assasian and also worships sithis

A murder's a murder, even when it's suicide

>The Imperial city doesn't allow assisted suicide
Wow what a bunch of backwards religious fanatics

Elona

>kill a child
>even slavers will hate you, despite the fact that they sell kids
>people you've never met will know what you did
>people who don't communicate across the wasteland will hear about it

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It's Sithis who rules it a murder, the Empire doesn't care, they made dueling legal even when deciding ranks in the Legion

>get good at something
>somehow every guard knows what you're good at
>"Hail, summoner! Conjure me up a warm bed, would you?"
>"Don't think you could enchant my dull old blade, could you? Thing can barely cut through butter."
>"Hands away, sneak thief!"

Always bothered me that whenever I murdered someone in the middle of the wilderness some random fucker will materialize out of the ether to witness it.

You read your own aura?

>be me
>train my psychic powers at scientology camp
>walk around pinging auras
>detect an awful color
>user and his putrid aura
>So wretched he can't see anyone else's aura but his
>He thinks everyone else is the incel
>Try to purge his thetans
>He doesn't have any
>all his misery is his own fault
>too big a loser to even get ghost xenopussy
>mfw

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>kill 2 civilians within a millisecond of each other
>guard spawns because one of them saw you kill the other one before you killed them

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YOU KNOW THE WORLDS GONE CRAZY AND IT AIN'T SAFE ON THE STREET

Quarrel.

>Steal someone
>A bear noticed me and filed a complain

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But I don't think the game even allows you to call off the fight when he gives up, it's no better than spec ops the line telling you you did something bad that the game forced you to do.

I mean they hate u because ur killing they merchandise stoopid

Remember that time jailbot interfaced with a female jailbot and caught a virus

Actually if I recall correctly killing him does net you a bounty as well
Neither consequence is intended behavior, it's just a bug caused by the arena masters lack of hostitlily making killing him count as a murder.

no bounty, there's no NPCs in the arena to witness it

>buy an apple and steal an apple
>stolen object is labeled red in your inventory
>you have to visit a special store to sell stolen objects

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You're fucking retarded, Christ, I don't even play Dota and I get the joke

>go into sneak
>commit a murder on a protected person with armed guards outside the door and all over town
>walk out, close door
>smile and greet every guard you pass
i fucking love fallout 2

Actually you are right.
I don't know what made me remember a bounty that didn't happen.
It still amazes me that Bethesda didn't even fucking test the arena on a fresh character, they probably just used one character on all the testing and by the time it had gotten to the arena it had already done a murder.

Maybe that's why it required a specific quest in skyrim, they wanted to avoid a repeat of the arena master bug.

Foolish user, chickens are very socially conscious creatures, did you know they invented Confucianism 2,000 years before Confucious?

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Ah shit meant to quote

Quandry

Sup /x/

Play RDR2
>kill racists NPCs in game
No crime reported
>kill black guy for stealing my horse
The whole town wants my blood

>Steal some merchants shit
>Try to sell it back to him, dumb NPC
>He fucking recognizes it's his and calls the guard
Morrowind had it right

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>animals can witness and report crimes

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>witness and report a crime
>be murdered for it.

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Of course the thief is a khajit.
I wish all these furacist would go to hell