Borderlands 3

I'M GONNA DO IT Yea Forums, I'M DOING IT!

Convince me not to preorder GOTY 2019.

Attached: 3R3YHYm.png (624x349, 33K)

who cares.
go fuck a goat
faggot

Fuck off Randy.

>$81

Attached: 1515262564277.png (575x548, 98K)

Preorder for the ps4 pro like me

seething

Attached: randy.jpg (630x435, 37K)

I don't care in the slightest

$81 would pay for a night of your underage squirter addiction, randy.
You should be saving all that for when your next magician's assistant helps your bank account disappear again.

post your order confirmation then.

I pre-ordered it on PS4, me and my bro share accounts/games so we just take it in turns.

>I don't care
>Posts in this thread
Ummmm...

You're paying $80 for a game that will obviously have paid DLC. Wait for all the DLC to be released and then get the eventual GOTY edition with all DLC.

>play the game when nobody no longer plays it

>wanting to play the game with randoms

I like the option

where and how did you get the discount?

if you enjoy the Borderlands games then preorder

have fun user

How did you get it for 81 bucks

You could buy some good ass steaks for that amount of money.

Steaks don't feel as good as Borderlands though

Greenman Gaming

I'm there but see no discount

>Randy
>81 buckuroos
>Randy

Randy is badass, so that's a plus.

>GOTY 2019
Cringe. Imagine having this shitty of taste.

how little self respect do you have to have to willingly waste your money on borderlands 3 of all games?

I hope this isn't some kinda "owning the gamers by using EGS in general" situation. if so please just buy tetris effect or some other at least decent game instead.

I see you out there, you fucking shills. Posting in full force trying to distract idiots from the immoral and illegal shit Gearbox, Randy Pitchford, and 2k are up to.

>Randy embezzled funds from Alien: Colonial Marine to spend on BL2 then farmed out development Alien to a shitty third party and tried to hang them out to dry
>Randy saved barely legal porn on the same thumb drive as work documents for some reason, and then took it with him to a fucking medieval times and lost it
>Then admitted to looking at the porn and tried to claim he just wanted to know how she was shooting shit out of her vagina
>Conned Claptraps VA into working for free, physically abused him, then cut him out and publicly insulted him when he asked to be paid this time
>Inner circle is a revolving gang of scumbags who either get arrested, Rob Randy, or get robbed by him
>Buy and squander Duke Nukem Forever
>Buy Duke Nukem 3d, release a shitty inferior remaster, then remove all copies of the original from outlets
>A fan, running a fan channel, sees images leaked by twitch and does videos on them. 2k hires PIs to go to the guy's house and intimidate him while also getting his social media to cut him lose. Technically he qualifies as a journalist and this kind of intimidation should be illegal.

Never forgive. Never forget. I can. Already hear you snickering churls, "hurf durf don't care gonna buy it anyway". How's that boot taste you microdick peabrain, you pathetic dog addicted to your Skinner boxes. It's ok to hate EA but oh let's not shittalk Randy bo bandy.

I won't let you shill this garbage unchallenged. This game needs to fail and Gearbox needs to die.

I mean, it's the best looking game this year with the most replayability and value for your money. Nothing else comes close

gearbox are honestly some of the scumfuckiest scumfucks in the industry. at least everyone else tries to hid their scumfuckery.

>western loot shooter shit
>any chance of being goty
pick one.

For all i care randy could be a zodiac killer. I care only about the game like a normal human being

this. I can separate the product from the creator unlike these sanctimonious clowns

You could spend that money on a fleshlight user

Do it friend.

man you can get a 30 minute blowjob from a 7/10 or higher qt asian/korean girl for that while pirating borderlands 3 you retard.

This.
it's ok to eat shit as long as it's not dry.

link to these fictional escorts of yours charging that much?

live in australia

What randy do have nothing to do with fun from the game itself you moron.

Why would you play a 4person coop looter shooter with random people.
Are you some sort of masochist.
That's even worse than playing league with randoms.

Do you like spyware and your shit datamined?

But user, borderlands isn't on steam. It's on egs

Reddit the sequel, go play 2 and tell me its not reddit the game

its just 80 bucks for something you clearly like, why come here to do this?

seething

>really want to play Flakk because he hits all my character fetishes
>cool robot
>big, fluffy coat
>pets and sniper rifles
>but EGS also hits all my ... anti-fetishes?
>rich dicks throwing money around
>china shit
>they're so blatant about it that I can't pretend to not notice like with everyone else that does it

>fun
i see we do have a retarded specimen here.

>There are niggers that unironically enjoy Borderlands games
How much of a shit eating faggot do you need to be to get any kind of enjoyment out of this lower than garbage franchise?

Attached: 1556151202494.png (407x475, 226K)

Can someone explain to me why you will buy a digital game for full price knowing you can just pirate it instead please someone explain to me

Consol's I may understand because piracy on consoles takes a little effort like certain Hardware or firmwares can be more hackable but on PC what is your excuse you're paying for air

Attached: 1565360545485.jpg (1000x1000, 118K)

You make a lot of good points but they did nothing wrong with regards to the leaker.

Badass
Cringe

I got blown by an ex while playing borderlands. It will always have my support

ebony mommy

>Shitting on Borderlands
>Posts a picture of a shitty platformer for kids
Lmao.

Rajeesh I know Gearbox is paying your wage this week but please learn English before you go to bat for a company as demonstrably terrible as them.

Go play the pre sequel with a stop watch and time how much standing around doing nothing while you wait for a slow ass NPC to finish some cringey dialogue so they can open a door. Do you really want another pre sequel?
Pre-ordering is pointless in the modern age, theres no reason to worry about physical supply when there is online downloads so why not skip the risk until you know for a fact if the game is good or not?

>Not preordering the actual GOTYAY instead

Attached: Box_Art_1000x1000_e47468ec-b93d-45ed-bd49-60189e729706.png (1000x1000, 1.25M)

Just stay mad while the rest of us will have a good time playing B3

>someone sees a leak you or your affiliates caused
>didn't go out of their way to hunt down scoops, didn't try to weasel info out from you, just talked about stuff your own dumb ass let out because you couldn't keep shit straight with your own business partners
>"well fuck, better send people to his house to harass him for hours and then try to get him internet gulag'd"

>Convince me not to preorder
But why? It's your money, just do it

Never even touched any DK games but I can guarantee you they at least have more integrity than the shitfest that is this franchise.

Attached: 1562384982087.jpg (435x398, 47K)

It's his fault for letting them inside his home. You sound like a meek buffoon who would let them inside too

my left nut has more integrity than the borderlands franchise

>Poorman's Borderlands 2: Buy Silver edition
oh no no no no

>a good time playing B3

Attached: 1564666325066.jpg (480x712, 33K)

do it man, Borderlands is a good franchise

Do you man. Hope it's fun :D

Why would you preorder a digital game? Are you afraid they're gonna run out of copies?

That's what i was talking about.B3 is a goty, and there is nothing you can do about it

Why does Yea Forums has such shit taste? Weebshit trash gets overhyped to oblivion yet actually great looking and full of SOUL games like Borderlands get shitposted.

When did you guys lost your good taste for videogames? In 2012 we all had a kickass time with BL2 and multiple threads hit bump limit.

Go ahead lmao, your money not mine.
If you want to buy shit then that's your freedom.

ok randy, you can do it if you want
it won't change much

>Poorman
>Better gameplay and less soiboi humor

Okay user

>If I keep saying it, it'll become true!
Meme magic doesnt work that way, son

Multiplayer and online features. BL3 is going to be stuffed with serverside shit.

>Seething this hard
The only ones playing B3 are ten year olds who think they're cool and hip because their favourite online streamer is doing it. Not because of skill or gameplay or soul or whatever. Meme games attract meme players

>>Better gameplay
Not compared to BL3
>soiboi humor
You mean SOULfull humor. If you're not cringing while having fun is not Borderlands

damn u got me haha

>knowing you can just pirate it instead please someone explain to me

If it has Denuvo, you can't pirate it for shit. We have so many uncracked games.

Attached: uncracked games 3.png (628x792, 25K)

>better gameplay
>shit's so bad even activision drops them
user, don't fool yourself, this is the most generic sci-fi shit shooter out there.

>projecting this hard while calling out other people for seething
lmao.

And none of them are good.

Claptrap has a new voice actor - is this a good thing? The main reason I hate Borderlands is that unfunny cunt.

>seethes even harder
Kek, enjoy your whiny CODkiddies on mics screaming their lungs out

user please don't do it. We care about you please we're begging you don't give your money to a man who is not only a thief but a pedophile as well. If you really want this game at least wait until its pre-owned or at the very least just pirate it.

It's not on steam, so zoomers won't play it.

>101010101111000
>actually contrary to programming, this robot is non binary.
Fucking LUL

Attached: 1CD418F0-213A-4FAE-A6D5-D83189CDFEB2.png (912x329, 181K)

user, if you think you will have fun go ahead and buy it :)

Attached: candyman.gif (200x200, 9K)

Yeah, youre right. Its on EGS, which is also the only place that has the biggest shooter kiddie-friendly meme game of the decade, currently populated by screechy streamers and their underage followers
Aka whiny fortnite kiddies which is even worse
Enjoy

I will choose kids any day over redditors

Attached: 47291471741.gif (498x498, 3.24M)

lmao XD so fucking based got em GG user got shrekt

Dewit! #BADASS

>No one willing to crack Youngblood or those Cage games
Good shit

Attached: ohoho.png (308x317, 91K)

I'm willing to crack your face just for how you post

Honestly I will pirate it just to play FL4K.
>Perma pets with different abilites
>the main action skills are basicly Mordecai with Zer0 combined.
I really hate what Randy has become but god damn I like the skill sets of the game so far.

Its better user
They only dropped them because they didn't sell millions on shitty overpriced DLC that Activision expected them to, its better now since they're independent meanwhile Borderlands is still a shitty jew Take Two IP

Same minus the pirating since I'm an adult with disposable income. FL4K seems like lots of fun as does everyone else minus the siren this time around

sorry your japanese waifu games will never be game of the year

>Disposable income
>disposable
And then you ameritards wonder why you can never clear your student debts or afford actual food

OH NONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Attached: persona-5-the-royal-591403.17.jpg (1500x1500, 418K)

Same minus the pirating since I'm an adult with disposable income. FL4K seems like lots of fun as does everyone else minus the siren this time around

Pirating is for broke neets

>>A fan, running a fan channel, sees images leaked by twitch and does videos on them. 2k hires PIs to go to the guy's house and intimidate him while also getting his social media to cut him lose. Technically he qualifies as a journalist and this kind of intimidation should be illegal.

i can't believe a company in the video games industry has fucking hired goons lmao

im just imagining these american-italian mobsters heading up to some dude's house

>"we better not be seeing more videos of our video game, capische??"

just makes me kinda lol

>Preordering
Think OP, what will you gain from pre-ordering the game that you won't from buying it once it comes out and everyone knows how good/bad it is?

Still the undisputed champion

Attached: This kills the pirate.jpg (385x446, 30K)

op's image isn't even from the egs kek

daily reminder: you are what you eat.

Attached: 1565380197521.png (1245x324, 43K)