What's next for Lara Croft the queen of gaming?

Le bump

>you will never be Lara Crofts horse

whatever it is i hope it's fun

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I WANT MORE LOLI LAURA

Was she a lesbian?

>Not holding her hair up
Come on be a gentleman

No, she's saving herself for me on our wedding night.

>yfw wake up to this and have crazy morning sex

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>morning sex
>with a bladder full of piss

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She flirted with the retarded cowboy in the intro to the first game, but that was back when women were allowed to be sex symbols so who the fuck knows anymore.

She is my wife but i don't understand why she loves going to the stable so often, she doesn't even know how to ride a horse.

>not pissing in her face and making her drink it to wash away the morning breath
Pleb

Where's my vibrator, Sonic?

the Doppelganger is the true Lara Croft

youtu.be/jD_pzrDrsU8

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Did you even play the original game?

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What does her piss taste like, bros?

Like pure classic coca cola

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FPBP

classicfags pls fuck off
thanks

>You came home after day of work and see this in your bedroom

What you will do?

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Letting me lick her sweaty armpits hopefully.

bring a horse

Been waiting for a price drop on these. I don't wanna 10 or 12 bucks for them

bad games

Wrap her in a blanket and then kiss her on the head and let her sleep.

Tell her to get started while I take a quick shower (I've been at work all day, I'm probably gross), then come out and fuck her senseless.

Then we cuddle for a while, then I kick her out of bed to go make dinner.

Have a tranny Lara from one of the trailers.

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Nay until she gets out of my stall, I’ve got hay to eat.

MY LOVELY HORSE

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that's just Adam Driver

based and doppelgangerpilled

>Work
Immersion broken, thanks loser

Go to my fridge and grab the eggs

Please don't post that again

Cook some eggs

I don't recognize this face. This is not Lara Croft

stop kid. we are the fans

nothingness.
>ugly as shit, no personality, bad games
Failure of a character.

We aren't talking about you're mum m8 lmfao

*Dabs*

Another reboot, this time she looks like pic related.

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Imagine unironically being a nuLara fan and thinking "she" is Lara Croft...

Croft Manor DLC inspired by the levels from the first three TR games, it even has voice lines that mimic the old ones.
Nevada outfit reimagined

nothing less would bring me back to the franchise, honestly

Being on the fridge for several years, and then rebooted in a way you will hate it too.

Kek
Making sandwiches and giving blowjobs, the natural state of woman.

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Samus is the true queen but whatever.

Imagine unironically being so hung on video game characters that you post pathetic shit like this.

>stop disliking NEW PRODUCT!

Who fucks more horses? Nu-Lara or Quiet?

Best posts.

Lara hasn't been the "Queen of Gaming" since she looked like this.

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Your dad or rather they fuck him

this is what peak performance looks like

i pirated this shit yet i couldnt even finished it
its so fucking boring

Begone pirate scum

>Andy Park
Now that is a real Lara.

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fact

I had NO idea Underworld was God of War.

/thread

carry her to the sofa, i've been working a 12hr shift i need my sleep.

Based

Throw the saddle off my back and whip out my horse cock

fpbp

Post more Lara

isnt her butler like 100 years old or some shit? i remember the sounds he made just walking around terrified me as a kid in tomb raider 2

>Cook
One fucking job.

Bimbo Lara is worst Lara

>Bimbo
You still don't know the meaning of this word, Anita

This Lara right here they will use this model again I just know it.

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Old Lara was a filthy whore

going by the porn of her, she was infinitely more respected.

Pretty sure old Lara was pure.

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where is this from?