play Overwatch
Play Overwatch
I will when they add 2-2-2
posting literally the same thread 5 days in a row
what a fucking loser
Post Zarya
They did
God I wish I was D.va with an embarrassingly small cock
how do i get and asian femboi girlfriend
no
go to thailand and buy one
I wish I were Pharah so I could get bleached daily
My fantasy is that in my next life I become a cute petite Korean girl gamer streamer and rake in more money than Belle Delphine can dream of on merit of being Asian and thus more anime.
That's why I wish I was D.va hehe
isn't moving on to another life with no knowledge of your previous one only marginally better than dying and ceasing to exist
uhh doc, this isn't the dose i was looking for.
doctor's orders.
Jesus Christ, I fucking hate Diva.
I wish people would buy and send me sextoys.
Same, mostly butt plugs, anal beads, and fleshlights though.
This life sucks so I wouldn't care if I forgot it all.
are fleshlights worth it? are they better than a condom in a sock?
that's my point though
you may as well be a completely different consciousness if you forget your past experiences
Fleshlights? No. Onaholes? Yes.
Play Fortnite and as the superior mech pilot.
I want Diva to have a knee knocking horse cock of a dick, so I can bully her for having something so obscenely big, unwieldy and unhideable
Assuming any of this was actually real though, it would still be whatever is (You) in this new life.
I wish I was D.va in that situation.
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Same
>play Overwatch
No lol
It's still a forced matchmaking game with a tickrate of 20, no custom maps, no custom servers, can't even do 12v12, and bans for "toxicity".
tack herr doktor
Big dose today, Doctor
I want to suck an uncut white dick
balls2small
Same.
I would love for Dva to have a cock twice as big as that, and to force me to gag on it for hours at a time, before finally pounding my ass until I couldn't walk.
this is the year I'll download grindr, because there is no other way
Just be careful user. Don't get super aids because of a fetishisation of cock sucking birthed from a porn addiction. It isn't worth it.
what's the difference between sucking cut and uncut?
i wish i was bisexual desu cause i dont know how to flirt with women but apparently in homosexual relationships both parts flirt equally much, sounds like heaven desu
I want her to gape my ass so hard I need to wear diapers