I dare Yea Forums to have a Crash thread with no mention of CTR whatsoever

I dare Yea Forums to have a Crash thread with no mention of CTR whatsoever

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Crash 3 is better than 2.

Twinsanity is better than 3

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2 is better than Twinsanity.
So 2 is better than 3.
The circle closes.

Cortex is one of the most underrated videogame villains imho

But you just mentioned it

Crash 3's best platforming levels are better than Crash 2's best platforming levels

So... that letter... what does it represent?

this

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I'm glad you asked!

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Crash bandicoot 1=2>3

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crash 1 is better than both

I really want a twinsanity remake but at the same time I know it probably wouldn't do well and cause activision to lose faith. Hoping for a new game in the style of 2, no bullshit vehicles

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Cold Hard Crash says hello and good fucking bye.

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Original trilogy:
2>1>NST:
1>2>3

What does the N stand for?

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this guy gets it

I think the platformer genre should be split into two, because obstacle course games are fairly distinct from freeform platforming.

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Based

crash of the titans and mind over mutant arent bad

This. Every time the original Crash games are debated there's this huge discrepancy between what people want from the same thing. Twinsanity always gets brought up and it's a completely different type of game.

Crash 3 has the awful vehicle levels so that automatically makes it worse than 2.

I agree but not to pull this old gem out, they aren’t good Crash games

Also I was playing CotT and got stuck in the factory level where you get pinned by two Ice dudes. Cannot manage to kill one with the other fucking my shit up

I'm still annoyed that they botched the ice physics in NST

yeah, there are some shitty enemy placements.

The balance between platforming levels and gimmick in Crash 3 is atrocious. I could bear it a bit more in NST with larger draw distances, but its still lacks in comparison to 1 or 2.

Underwater levels are okay.
Tiger levels are okay.
Plane levels need to get gone.
Jetski levels need to get gone in NST.
Motorcycle levels need to get gone in original trilogy.

Also fuck time trials replacing actual secrets that Crash 2 had. All Crash 3 has is the motorcycle alien sign which is pretty cool and the pterodactyl in the yellow gem portion of a dinosaur stage that is no different from any other enemy and is actually stupid.

Crash 1 is the best because it's the most simple and zen-like

those ps1 graphics still holds up

It looks so good I actually wish the games still looked like that.

Also if this thread gets deleted it confirms the worst about this board and its worthless fucking mods.

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Whenever I start playing Crash 3 I remember that the second level is underwater and ugh, I can tolerate the levels with Pura but the rest ... ugh.

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I don't get why people would have a problem with Pura levels, its the same as the hog riding and polar levels

The design of the characters and environments is very well achieved, I do not know, but there is something in the design of N. Sane Trilogy that I do not like so much.

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They completely missed the point of it looking like a cartoon and went the Pixarshit route with realistic fur

N
It stands for Nina is the best girl.

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Contrary,
Crash 1 is the best of the trilogy

Oh yeah, I like the levels with Pura; I shouldn't have used the word tolerate.

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CTR for pc when

and if never, what are some good alternatives

Sunset Vista or Slippery Climb?

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Artificial color balance. Certain levels and art styles require specific palettes to be programmed in but Vicarious Visions tried to have the lighting engine instead do most of the work.

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all western artists only know how to do is pixar shit

>he deleted the stream of him saying how he likes CTRNF now
a.cockfile.com/VHNyGK_DingdongvgSplatoon2stream7_20_19CTRtalk.mp4

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this board is fucking garbage

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Who gives a shit

PS1 emulator + the real CTR game.

Certain "dark" / intimidating aspects were also lost.

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He doesn't save any of his streams

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Doesn't help that they used the same shitty water effect everywhere too why does the mud look so shit now

I like Tawna. If she was real the first thing id do is give her a nice back massage. Then feel her glorious body top to bottom. Slowly undressing her. I’d eat her out pussy and anus and then let her suck mine. Then i would breed her on her bed until i know full well shes pregnant. Thats all i gotta say.

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i genuinely believe crash and spyro ps1 trillogies are some of the best looking games ever made and put a lot of modern games to shame

NIGGER LOL XD

Same

desu

senpai

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Who the fuck are these hideous guys anyway? They don't even look like Crash characters.

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>bandithot autists are here
remember to report and hide

Anyhow, would you want a Crash game with lesser-known villains back in the spotlight as bosses? I'm talking Trance, Oxide, Zem and Zam, Norm, Rilla Roo, etc, rather than the usual popular fare.

Remember you're deleting your own threads fucking retard.

all post nd designs look off because none of their original designs were based around ps1 limitations

if waifuposting is all they offer they deserve to be deleted
Norm, he's actually pretty based. One of the best CNK characters. I'd love to see him just as a normal Crash game boss

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Stop nuking your own discussion with waifufag boogeyman and go back to r/crashbandicoot. Only time I'll say this.

Theyre some throwaway characters from CNK. Best left in the trash with the rest

>he doesn't like n trance or nash
get a load of this guy

The most based post-ND characters alongside N. Trance.

jizzbrain retard

Imagine being so big a fag you have to try and act like a tough guy for internet points. Daddy's never going to approve of you, you know.

Nope. Im old school. An autistic shark is lame. And N Trance is boring.

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I'm not, and you don't belong here.

Leave.

I'm probably an older oldfag than you, zoomer trash

>N Trance is boring
You're boring.

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I also hate the retarded new pokemon, like togepi and marrill

Tropy is hot

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I don't have to act tough. I know for a fact that you're such a pussy that posting screencaps of female characters from the game will make you piss your pants.

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>They don't even look like Crash characters.
Because they're aliens? That's pretty self-explanatory.

N Trance is from a GBA game so honestly at this point he may as well be classic Crash
He's a fun, angry little egg man who mind controls people as his gimmick, what's not to like?

The only good ones are N. Trance and Velo because they blend in better with Crash's worlds.

This cutscene was never funny to me. Because I can tell how unfinished this cutscene is judging by Crash's idle animation and the characters standing there like robots.

>GBA is ND Classic Crash
Well no. But i dont really care for him. His schtick doesnt really resonate with me.

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his thing is basically what cortex tries to do with the cortex vortex but fails every time, except this little eggboy succeeds on his first attempt with the only complication being that they grabbed fake crash instead of real crash to brainwash

Most of Twinsanity's cutscenes have awkward moments where the sound cuts out. It's so funny that there are still people who call it the best game in the series.

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I know. Ive played the game. He was just some random lackey for N Tropy and ends up failing despite being the name of the game in question. Plus the levels were just rehashes of Crash 3 ones with zero charm.

If you didn't 100% Wrath of Cortex you aren't a true fan.

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Does grinding still work?

>first Crash game i 100%
Nice

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I couldn't even finish this game as a kid bc I thought it was too hard

I want to protect that smile.

2 is the best in the franchise

If this is your first Crash game period and you enjoy it you arent a true fan.

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>charm
I think you meant to say SOUL

What are you trying to grind on, user. I'll tell you if it works or not.

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Is there a canon reason as to why Crash always dies in one hit?

I didn't. I 106% it with all platinums

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Nope

1 is okay but not great.
2 is absolute kino and one of the few games I 100%. Genuinely one of the best platformer's.
3 was had some good stuff but was ruined by boring and shit levels.

>no true scotsman
ishyddt

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its better that way
that game is trash

Goomi.

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>get eaten alive, crushed, incinerated into ashes, cut in half, vaporized, stabbed through, and exploded upon
>wtf how am I supposed to survive that?
have you considered that these things kill him in 1 hit because they're lethal or that it's a videogame, lighten up

I did but I hated it, fuck that game

I was poking fun at his comment

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user, I'm not one of those retards that seethe about difficulty. I just like little bits of meta lore in games.

what kind of question is that?

There reasons are probably
>He explodes
>He gets burned to a crisp
>And even more awful stuff
There are a lot of instances where he doesn't die, but his life gets completely ruined anyways.

Crash is a game character. They dont die in their own game.

Don't open unless you want to remember dark times

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generally a small animal like a bandicoot is up shit's creek if they were to be subjected to any of the things that crash dies to
also he works on cartoon logic anyway, so things like being popped like a balloon, running into the screen, or dying of embarrassment from people seeing his underpants is also on the table

yeah but he's a funny little egg man and has much more personality in the racing games

>I'm not one of those retards that seethe about difficulty.
No, you're one of those retards that overthinks what's the "lore" behind the game design built around the character having only one hit point.

IDK what you’re on about, that’s my favorite meme.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4xjyL27PIo

It was nice until furfag scum like you stopped being shunned and driven out.

>Stop having fun

Seething this much....

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Absolutely nothing about that post is furry. At least tell those yiffers in your head to pay rent faggot.

Every time I even think of coming to a thread to mention how I can get consistent times with the labs exploit, I start fucking up like mad

You're alright luv.

Don't go to N. Gin Labs later tonight.

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>sky is the limit challenge
>"jump for a total of 1 meters"

Anybody done this?

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>Richard saying that Tawna looks like a Who when compared to the trophy girls

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anyone wanna do the n gin lab glitch on switch withme for a bit? I've already played online so I don't have 30 minutes, but I'll help you out.

sw 4817 4075 6894

Why the fuck are Isabella and Megumi flat?

>they've been ripped

bueno.

All the meat went to Isabellas height. Megumi is just cursed.

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Ami and Liz are basically the exact same character

What are your hopes for a new Crash game?

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>Ami and Liz are basically the exact same character
Thats an insult to Liz

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I think PvP needs to be considered at this point

This. I think people forget that they're aliens, and thus are supposed to look like foreign designs. Norms are the best of the Nitro Kart lot, too.

Oxides an alien and he fits in well with the ND cast. The Norms and the rest of NK designs translated horribly.

>coral canyon relic

Fuck that

>Oxides an alien and he fits in well with the ND cast.
Eh, I disagree on that. I always found him to be an outlier in CTR, but it never felt "bad" to me.

His Nitro Fueled model is an A+ though and fits in a lot better now. The Nitro Kart characters are just HD versions of their original designs, with no tweaks, so I can see why someone would feel there's some clash.

the problem with the CNK aliens is that they really aren't alien enough
>blue monkey
>literally just a shark
>mimes
>robot
>green man
>burp ogre
>lizard dog
>egg
they only really work when they are given screentime in a cutscene but outside of that they just don't feel alien enough

How we doing boys?

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U dun it

What should I buy

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I just got Fake Baby T. I'm done playing the game for the month until next GP.

i'm sure she makes up for it by being a freak

To be fair to Krunk and the Norms, the former's planet Terra is copycatting earth and the weird alien part of the norms is that they are slime men that can fuse together. There probably should have been another Gasmoxian racer over Geary.

lol even as a kid i knew it was trash, i 100% crash 1 tho

Future highway if you care about the time limit
Iridescent because it looks snazzy
Trikee being a higher priority of all three unless, again you care about the time limit.

I'm on the final stretch for fake T, then I can just do dailies and practice in time trial.

>Ami is the only one with an ass and thighs.
They should've made them thiccer.

Was getting close to 57k last time I checked.

You don't play for daily bonus or even for fun after you max out Nitro?

I did last GP. I'm a tad burnt out and want to play some other games.

>he's a dingodile main
of course

It works in Krunk and Norms case (the former since he has enough mixed traits to look more than just a monkey, and the latter since they have certain quirks that let you know they're aliens, like the giant ears and lack of nose), maybe Geary (though he's a bit generic in that regard). Zem and Zam are the worst designs. Robot Velo is one of the best designs in the game though. He's like Swackhammer but manages to be more intimidating in design. He looks like a pimp or a mafia boss, which is perfectly fitting for the line of business he's in. Real Velo and his citizens are just okay, not as bad as Zem and Zam, but not the best.

Oh right, Nash is just a fucking shark. Who cares. Though I like how Nitro Fueled made his species into land-dwelling sharks who wear eskimo outfits, that's kino.

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They need to fix the Crash and Cortex designs, Crash needs more a defined haw and cheeks and cortex needs to look more like his old renders and CNK. Dont really have complaints for coco except maybe her painted on eyebrows and her overall size, would like to see a modern version of jap coco

Keep going user you almost made it

That's fair, nothing worse then feeling like you HAVE to play something

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I'm at 32k or something. There's no way I'm grinding all those battle challenges for 100k when I know I'll get there with a week to spare anyway.

Well hes supposed to be an outlier. He was ND’s tongue in cheek “jump the shark” way of ending their story. But his design doesnt conflict with the others from 1-3 like the CNK guys do.

I miss Twinsanity.

as a "crash and spyro were my first ps1 games" boomer I fell in love with twinsanity in a way none of the post spyro 3 games could provide

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Both Crash and Cortex had their jawlines reduced, it's really irritating how much less interesting they look.

Actually, so did N. Tropy and Pinstripe as well.

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It was just unfinished, if they had 3 more years to work on the game(s) I'm sure they would have looked much better

Why is something so simple as a smile so captivating from this woman

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Tawna's existence is suffering and her smile must be protected. That's why.

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He always liked it, he even 100% when it came out

Nash too

based

Beenox should be in charge of modeling because they did a great job on characters like n trance and the trophy girls

It can be done. The question is, WILL it be done?

>all of Richards complaints are shit
color me surprised

Beenox apparently has a ton of extremely talented modelers and animators. I dont know why Activision had them on a team that didn't do much until now but hey I'm not fucking complaining. We can only hope VV borrows some of their talent for the next mainline game.

post the clip of him sperging over the CNK content

Thanks bro you know I will.

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Not to mention they're mostly all men and white, really activates my almonds I'm joking

just unlocked digital tropy am i good yet or do i have to get the platinum car paint because FUCK RELICS
also digital tropy + coco sticker is the funniest shit

How the hell do I jump for a total of 1 meter?

>you will never wake up next to her

why even go on

oh I forgot to mention they also know what a color palette is so
you know
that's handy

CotT > 1 > WoC > MoM > Twinsanity > 3 > Literal Garbage > 2

>titanshit
>hating 2
absolute garbage taste

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Was this meant to be backwards?

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wot just happened

Not even giving him a (you). Your taste is shit

Silence furry

>Underwater levels are okay.
No, they're not. They're slow and boring. I would rather play 100 times the motorcycle levels.

>Be me, Cortex
>Whole lobby disconnects except host
>Unga Bunga Tropy
>Alright, this'll just be a race surely he won't use items using a speed character. I'm balanced after all.
>Get in front of him on first lap, item fucks me on shortcut
>proceeds to make sure I can't acces short cut for the next two laps
>mfw

Why are Tropy players such faggots? He left immediately so I couldn't even get the chance to lap his dumb ass next race.

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Sunset Vista, it's an endurance test.

>Zen-like
I'd agree with you, but then I remembered the bridge stages

You don't even know what that means

The N.Sane Trilogy looks exactly like those "NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN" videos. Not that I hate the game or something, but a lot of things were lost in translation.

That's why I hope they get Beenox to help out, if not on this next game then the one after. They get how to make striking environments in a way that Vicarious Visions seems to be unable to.

All of the CNK bosses look like fucking Jimmy Neutron villains. Big Norm's alright though. Gives CTR its Wario analogue.

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if Nordic are gonna make remakes of classic ps2 games they should totally remaster twinsanity and add all the cut content and fix all the bugs

He wants his womb coins and he doesn't give a skunk's ass if you're not having fun

yeah im thinking this is based

>Be me
>Still playing Balanced
>Keep up with only good player in lobby (Accel)
>He wins a couple
>I switch to Accel
>He switches to Speed at last second

The amount of fucking tryhards in this game that just want an edge to win is fucking ridiculous.

Nash needs the eskimo outfit as a legendary. Maybe for the winter GP

>Hey you? Yeah you come over here.
Whats up?
>I told you to take off your clothes.
No you didnt? When did you...?
>Its mating season and im in heat. This isnt up for debate.
Wow. O-ok....but right here?!
>Here. Now. Stop talkin

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>473807295

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>Choice between Electron Avenue and Crash Cove
>They choose Crash Cove

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Every fucking time

Rob, if you're in here, you're a peace of shit. Keep up the good work.

I feel physically ill when someone picks Crash Cove or Inferno Island. They're just circles. They dont have any hazards or interesting layouts, or even things that aren't turning left. You motherfuckers. You could have chosen Thunderstruck or Electron Avenue but you pick this shit. You deserve this track.

>I don't like the jump to get on the ledge and get an extra power up crate instead of a wumpa crate
>I don't like the ramp with wumpa crates
>the water hazard
>the bridge straightaway that's wide enough to slide if ur gud
>the pirate ship jump
>the two turbo pads at the end to maximize your reserves right at the end to fuck over some chucklefuck a second ahead of you
>only 90 seconds for the whole race so it doesn't take ALMOST FIVE FUCKING MINUTES for a race

Gee, sorry you hate fun mate.

Unlocked Baby T and pretty much stopped there. I lost interest in GPs after the first.

i've always adored the way the warp room entrances and exits are designed and laid out, it's such a simple thing but it adds so much atmosphere to me, and they could have so easily not even bothered but they went ahead and did it anyway. there's so much stuff in Crash 2 that they could have not bothered doing and barely anyone would have missed it. the way you can see the rest of road to ruin from the bonus level is still kinda mesmerising to me

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I want to protect her.

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Fuck all of you, I kinda like him

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Those stages are pure weapon spam hell.
No matter how good are you, you'll win only if you get a lucky combination of weapons.

unironically true