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>"You are cordially invited to fuck my tight ass."
What do?
Fuck mexico
>"but that's where poop goes!"
Why the fuck is Peach allowed such a strong forward air
Schedule where?
well fuck you too buddy
will someone stop leo for once?
i hate solved games like melee with hbox winning everything
>best player in the world happens to use x character
>OMG X CHARACTER IS OP PLS NERF
Pull off panties, begin massaging, licking, and kissing her asshole to loosen it up enough to be able to slip inside. From my limited real life experience it actually takes quite a bit of preparation for anal to be comfortable for both parties.
Is Hero wiping up the bracket?
Spit on my dick and ram straight forward, dug
ESAM being washed up would require him to have been a top player first
nerf jokurr
>It can't be helped!
>Esam thought he could beat samsora in real life after he beat samsora 3 times in a row online.
kek
post chillins
>Smoker voice girl commentating
Disgusting
Does Peach beat Pikachu or Esam sucks vs Samsora?
What is even the last tournament that Hbox won? As far as I recall Falco and Pikachu won the last two majors.
Sakurai must nerf Joker to restore Zack's smile.
bros is ROB top tier now?
What's with the "13-1"s and Freesams everybody is posting in chat?
Wait leo won again? How many tournies in a row does that make now?
Lol no. Everyone with a brain realized his frame data is too bad to be above mid tier no matter how much jank he has.
>Hbox got beaten by a fucking Captain Falcon this year
>Leo was undefeatable 3 months ago and now has lost games to Marss, a random Mega Man, and is dropping 1-2 games more and more every set
both statements wrong
You are consuming feces when you do that you shit eating cuck, never touch your tongue to an asshole unless you want intestinal parasites.
As opposed to nerfing characters the best dont use?
You sound retarded
SCHEDULE WHERE
buff characters i like
nerf characters i don't like
O SHIT
let's go rob
Samsora always beats ESAM
>13-1
I'm guessing it's their set count
If you're gonna stick your dick in it, we're both gonna assume it is clean. I wouldn't stick my tongue, finger, or dick in a shit filled asshole. You'll get a urinary tract infection.
The one before those then
Yeah, have 7 in the top 8 right now.
BECOME AS GODS RAFFI
It's going to be hard. I mean, this is the guy that had spontaneously figured out to use spiral gun to dodge Snake's Nikita missle and learn to use ROB's gyro to farm Arsene. Between that and his inability to feel any emotion, he might just be a goddam robot in disguise.
It'd be rude to refuse without a good reason.
>(You)ing bait this plain
marss this season is 2-0 vs mkleo
savage
Holy shit Nairo's on something right now
Why would he do that? If Zack is sad then that could mean he might stop playing competitively. Hackurai will buff Joker further to help kill the scene.
>random mega man
Kameme is literally the best mega man in japan
Are we at that point where we're just going to see the same 8-10 people in top 8 at majors again?
the absolute state of those acne scars!
Its likely not bait. People read Yea Forums and think that Fox is the only character people play, and that Hbox wins everything (even though I think Hbox has never even accidentally picked Fox before).
MTG is also gay and your tournament probably didn't have any production cost, considering it's a card game and all you need is a table and a mat.
So what are the chances that Zackary can make a comeback after his loss against MkLeo?
Hero frame data isn't the greatest. His zoning tools are strong, and his menu is jank, but he can get rushed down hard
These bitches be wanting Nairo's dick really bad
-- OFFICIAL ULTIMATE POWER RANKING ---
leffen destroyed by tweeks newish PT was funny
They money matched onstream in a tournament. Samsora won 10-1
Well MTG Tournaments are actually profitable for the venue, tournament organizers, players, and vendors. Sorry that E-Sports requires heavy investment from the companies to be worth playing.
Thatsa good fucking Lyn
He used Fox vs Armada's young link 5 years ago. CEO 2014 I think?
Does SGK still compete in Smash? I remember she had a mean Sonic back in the day.
>forgetting the HFox
Pretty good. He's no slouch, just needs to work on his tournament nerves.
BASED.
What's his bracket looking like? Regardless, his ROB in on another fucking level so he'll definitely make a big dent in losers if not GF. His reaction is on point.
*makes smashers seethe*
TCG tournaments still need a venue and take time and organization. We might not need TVs and consoles, but the cards themselves can be pretty costly so many players have a sizable investment in the game already.
Literally just
>Gaylee Top 8 at 4 EST
>Ultimeme Top 8 at 7 EST
Oh man, I totally forgot about this. Where did the time go lads?
Is Tweek out? I don't think I've seen a set from him
lyn is the only fe nigger i'd accept in smash
Wrong
youtu.be
You're not allowed to even breath Pedro
nah hes still in winners
He fights Light next and then the winner of ESAM vs. Maister
fuck you weeb
>El vacio
>El vacio oscuro
how the fuck is luis not picked up yet
He just got through wiping the floor with one of the best Olimar players in the world. 3-0
>no etika
yes, but she hasn't had any great results in Ultimate. she mostly competes at locals
>Aire neutral hasta aplastar
For people that keep asking bracket questions, just look.
> ally not on their with "le pedo" as subtext
one job
Ok cool, hope he gets the run back on Leo
Based fat mexican
He's pretty known for being calm and collected. That was a pretty unusual burst of emotion from him, but hopefully he keeps his mentality as strong as it usually is.
Shuton eliminated by Donkey Kong due to Olimar's shield
only champions allowed you mediocre bitch :):)
>shuton forgot what a dash attack is
lol
>Tweek MKLeo grand finals yet again.
Oh shit this gonna be good.
>el quejarse
young link is so much cooler in melee
pikachu ain't nothing to fuck with
Good thing esports players have a thing called sponsors, and have more revenues for gaining revenue.
>those winners semis
ah shit, here we go again
pretty sure maister has esams number
>Zack not with the 'El puto' subtext
I know right.
You need a spot for Loser's Tweek and it should be in F
Never even heard of maister before but I hope he kicks ESAM's baldcuck face out of the tournament
Oh look shartimate is going to go over time again.
pretty sure he mauls esam most of the times they meet
After Smash factor he has been making more presence, which is great his Game & Watch is fun to watch.
The Olimar nerfs are starting to hit. Dabuz and Shuton going the way of Myran. Feels bad man
Maybe I'm just a scrub why doesn't nairo go for a spike while rob is slowly recovering?
I think he has Light's number, but ESAM and Maister are wild cards. If ESAM can't edgeguard he tends to fold so it's up to what Zack uses. GameWatch in gimmicky and is good as well as Maister, but I think Zack got it too. But in regards to Light, if he has momentum against ROB it might be a wrap as well. Zack has his wolf and PT and Light has a decent Falco.
Why Esam so free?
They're still very strong. People are just figuring them out.
>another reverse 6-0
People better put Tweek on a watch list cause after this, he's probably gonna reenact what happened in El Paso
You know, for how much ESAM likes to preach that Pikachu is busted, he seems to never gain actual traction in majors.
Good, Olimar should be as irrelevant as the shit series he comes from
reminder that Raito and Nietono got 65th at this tournament after making top 8/12 at EVO last week
>White
>Lanky looking
Oh shit, don't jinx it, it might actually be true.
What smash girl should I draw?
fuck, why are mexicans so kino?
>The only alternative to nerfing a character a top player plays is to nerf a character to players don't play?
??????
>*UpB's in your path*
I'll be honest with you, I don't like watching pro smash matches that much but lately the thing that has been making me pay attention is just now made Joker winning matches makes everyone.
Unironically hope he never gets nerfed because the salt is making it fun to watch this stuff again
zelda
>play gimmicky bullshit
>get exposed once people get familiar
typical jap smash experience
cute
Zelda
Unless ROB's low on fuel you're just asking to get up-aired. Palu's dair is short-ranged with no disjoint and ROB can stall offstage for a very long time. Palu's dtilt, on the other hand, is the easiest 2-frame in the game since it's active below the ledge for 14 fucking frames.
Isabelle.
Eating chocolate
1. MKLeo
2. Tweek
3. Marss
4. Zackray
incoming
Its both
lolnosheild fucked shuton up on the last hit
Robin
>solved games
The problem is Leo is the only one who gets it. Everyone else is still catching up. Far from solved.
>Zackray still coming out like he wants to cast some mordenkainen shit
I like the look.
Mii (any of em)
Lui$ beat Shuton
>Good, Olimar should be as irrelevant as the shit series he comes from
So which one of Nintendo's franchises did Nintendo hurt you with?
The ShinZackray form couldn't save him
I don't envy Light, whether he wins or loses.
>el grande labios
>pony de un solo truco
vgbootcamp banned me
I really wanna see Zack MKleo again.
Zelda!
Human Isabelle
lol esam you fucking fool baited hardest i've ever seen
Reminder that Light is only 1 year older than Zackray
It's more that he's playing against characters that can just ignore Pika's 50/50, frame trap, edgeguard game. Peach has better projectiles, hits like a truck, and has great recovery despite it being predictable.
GW has the best recovery in the game IMO, has a few lingering moves that fuck with Pika's upB shenanigans and can even chase that rat well, and GW has bucket so thunder spam is out of the question.
I'm just waiting for him to go full villain and bust out his Ice Climbers.
He looks like he's in his late 20's lmao
so if maister wins right now he makes it into top 8 or am i misunderstanding this
light looks 30 wtf
Have sex.
Vikkikitty
Based G&W
Samus. I am not a big Rule34 guy, but Samus is the one exception. I love her so much.
Zackray is 15 retard.
Dilate.
zak is fucking dead
his age is really showing; that mental game aint fully finished yet
ESAM MALDING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Light deadass looks like a 30 year old homeless man
Do hot girls play Smash?
Ice bros would be kino but i doubt it
You can't make me
not being a skinny twig does a number on your looks I guess
please post anime titties
No but Vikki and Cinnpie are decent looking.
>deadass
eat dick retard
Dammit, I like both characters and its Losers.
No.
>That horse
you just KNOW
Zackray is 17
wow Marss, Leo, Tweek, Samsora, Nairo, Lui$, Maister, Light/Zackray
very interesting and not at all boring top 8
>Zackray choking vs Light
RIP
Who's the other grill commentating?
this tournament belongs to Chadbox
>japan trying to play smash
ultimate fox is so boring
Have sex.
F
melee waiting room
ultimate in general is boring
>ultimate is so boring
ye
They have said numerous times on stream he's 15. Just because his smash wikipedia says 17 doesn't mean he's 17.
consistency bad
lui$ is interesting
maister would be interesting but he seems like a faggot
Post more pits funccc
are there ANY relevant japanese smash players anymore?
Wolf got knotted
LIGHT YOU JUST MURDERED THAT YOUNG MAN
zac's mental got obliterated by that taunt in game 2
RIP
Jesus fuck are Japs really this bad at Smash?
Goddamn. Zackray straight up just gave up after that loss to Leo. That was fucking hard to watch.
most ultimate characters are boring. Ironically the zoning characters are the most interesting
Holy fuck that edgeguard was melee tier
>Armpits
Now I am interested
Zack gonna literally cry himself to sleep tonight
Zack was blinded by the Light!
He's already dead, whats on the stage is just an empty husk.
SuperGirlKels
jesus, Leo suck out his soul and Light raped the body
Tweek's girlfriend is hot as fuck
That's new england life for you
What a shame.
kek jap will never win a major in this game
>Light acting like a winner vs a damaged opponent
After protoman fuck him up so bad I guess he has something against Japan now
zackray
shuton
whatever the fuck that greninja is called
Zackray needs a training arc
the only time ultimate wasnt boring was when a melee player was playing and it was because of the drama
>Lui$ beat Shuton
What the fuck? How did I miss this?
Oh well would you look at that Ultimate runs over time again.
Just because some idiots constantly state things doesn't mean that they're correct.
>that tomboy voice
why are those lips not around my cock?
light is literally always like this
There was an amazing leo/zackray set like an hour ago, buddy
Zackray looked so dead.
Nah it’s not that bro, it’s more that I’ve seen all these MUs a ton, it’s the same 4 people plus a few other consistencies, at this point I just wasn’t something different
well everybody I liked is out, how is everybody else's favorites doing?
that set was boring as fuck lmao cringy crying little kids are the average smash player LMAOOOOOOOOO
I really don't get this complaint. Are you upset there are people who are good at the game?
Can you name a single type of competition where the same people don't consistently win? Even fucking poker has top players.
Well I'm not in a hurry to watch Hbox win yet again, nor MKLeo. Are you?
Tweek is clearly gay
>heh, you almost had me kid. good thing I pressed up b
fuck game n watch
NOOOOOOOOOOOO GIMR I NEED YOUR AD REVENUE
Honestly would people think I was weird if I did that?
BASED ESAM
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
it really wasn't. Your bar for amazing has to be terribly low since the only noteworthy thing was the character switch
Leo is in winners so
Guys can Zain do it?
>Maister
oh shit nigga what are you doing?
Absolutely based.
Nairo's still in
I need to study his set with Marss, I struggle hard with good ZSS players
Except Leffen and Salem was shit compared to Leo vs Zackray
Sub to Leffen Harder.
why are you here
>two girls that sound like chainsmokers that just hit puberty commentating everything
Stop it
What a faggot
If it's Leo that's broken and not Joker than someone convince him to win with Ridley. If he's as broken as you fucks claim then he should be able to. I also would just like to see Ridley win.
Maister is mexican
you're not allowed to cheer for him, not in election seasons
They decided to do best of 5 for whatever reason so of course its going to be overtime
The only way to keep smash within schedule is to make everything best of 3 and then do best of 5 in finals for losers, winners and grands
because there is a ledgegrab limit, yes. hbox can't rely on timing out.
how far up ones ass own can you be before you suffocate
>WTFFFFFFF THIS SMASH CHANNEL TOOK ALL MY REVENUE FOR USING ONE OF THEIR VIDEOS AND COMMENTATE OVER IT???? FANBASE RISE UP AND FUCK THEM UP!!!!
>Wooooooooow, I make all these channels so much money, I should get THEIR money.
God I fucking hate leffen.
no one wants squeakers. shit look at espn and all the women commentators even THERE are chainsmokers
no more ultimate? what the fuck is melee even?
What's the point of making a tweet like that? Does he hope vgbootcamp is voluntarily giving him revenue?
>lady commentators out
BASED AS FUCK
Aaaaahhh
Why does this vikki girl sound like a nigger? Too much BBC?
>Light acting like Light
And this is a surprise why?
As long as if it's nothing too sexual I don't think so, but I don't really understand why people draw fanart of ecelebs as if they're fictional characters anyway
It should be fine. People drew a good amount of r34 of that cute russian politician.
Reported for visible vagooo
Commentary was fine. Better than the basedboys on the 2nd stream.
I just tuned in, what happened?
Is Amsa in? Did Nairo get anywhere?
Can't wait for leffen to be murdered by the average swede (ie a somalian)
throat is clogged with cum from hotel room bukkakes
Fuck anime tiddies. Post Hboxes.
How come most melee top players are white while most ultimate top players are mutts?
>ESAM
lmao
>3 stocked
FreESAM
ESAM WASHED LULW ESAM WASHED LULW ESAM WASHED LULW ESAM WASHED LULW ESAM WASHED LULW
>DOS MEXICANOS EN TOP 8
GET FUCKED AMERIFATS
Why did G&W's downsmash not bury Pikachu ever?
it's melee bitch
Were there any good Bowser matches i can rewatch?
now that's delusion
ESAM's OUT
GOODBYE BALD KEK
Winners
Tweek PT vs. Marss ZSS
MkLeo Joker vs. Samsora Peach
Losers
Maister G&W (Leffen) vs. Light Fox (Shuton)
Lui$ FoxMario (Zackray) vs. Nairo Palutena ZSS (Marss)
He won with Ike, and later on Lucina, before picking up Joker. Explain to me why you can't accept that Leo is just that good?
Ledgegrab limit was implemented in melee? When?
yikes
ESAM was already dead and buried
Really hope someone embarrasses this faggot maister in top 8
Smash ALWAYS runs over time. ALL of them do. Ultimate isn't a special case.
>ultimate so slow now that it's delayed melee
Thank fuck they put Melee on before ult top 8 at least so I don't have to watch it at midnight
Who's in Top 8 Melee?
We all know Hbox is gonna win but the real question is who's getting 2nd.
based
I love lewdposters!
He's not wrong, based leff
hbox wins lol
leo wins lol
You can't solve a Smash game
That's what I'm saying. Someone convince him to style on people as Ridley.
>two mexicans in top 8
AMERIBROS, YOU SAID THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF I VOTED FOR TRUMP, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
This guy walks in and Up-B OOS's your girls' ass, what do?
(((Leffen)))
you need to hit t just right
I don't think I have ever personally seen a melee match go to time.
hbox could always sandbag and let m2king win on purpose again
Wasn't melee supposed to start at 4?
Shuton played like ass though
Myran gonna give him a good spank
Melee is literally nothing but mutts. Hbox, Mango, Leffen, Axe.
Tweek is actually white and MkLeo isn't a mutt, he's just 100% Mexican.
god damn vish got raped hardeer than captain zack by ally
he's a 100% right. Leffen might be an insufferable faggot but he moves the needle more than actual ultimate players
>Leffen not only Johns when playing games
>He also Johns when concering revenue
Is there anything in Leffen's life that he WONT John about? At this point we might as well rename it Leff because he's Johning more than the guy it was named after.
how can ultfags compete?
drag down upair into upsmash
yes, they're both in top 8
>Melee
Zain vs. Hungrybox
lloD vs. Leffen
iBDW vs. n0ne
S2J vs. aMSa
>Ultimate
Marss vs. Tweek
MKLeo vs. Samsora
Maister vs. Light
Lui$ vs. Nairo
Yup
Ultimate takes SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNG to wrap up it's put Melee behind schedule now
>Maister G&W (forma de Leffen)
jesus christ how horrifying
xth for wobbling
He's right. Every single player who has ever been on stream should be paid by the streamer.
They are basically going to work on another man's channel for no monetary compensation. Sounds like cucks to me
You cannot be a streamer and a pro competitor at the same time and expect everything to go well. He needs to finally grow the fuck up and understand that if he wants easy money, he needs to retire from competitive and become a generic streamer. If he wants to compete, he needs to not take streaming so seriously and focus on practice. This is true for any other retard trying to make it big on both ends.
Very rarely does that work out, if ever. Even zer0 went to streaming instead of being a competitor because doing both is just not good for business.
based leffen
> melee
well I'm leaving I hope the stinkers have fun
It literally just turned 4 what are you bitching about?
Maister is Top8, Leffen beat Maister, therefore Leffen is Top8, Based.
It's weird that ult is 3 stocks when sm4sh was 2. Explains why it drags on so much
>S2J vs aMSa
this gets my dick hard
ok bye
Wait its 3:09 here. Are we i different timezones, or did it start an hour early?
HBox won low tier city 7 and CEO. Both times he won by stalling in grands and washing literally everyone else beforehand. Hbox was in losers side in low tier city 7. His grand finals set vs. Zain was literally last hit in set 1, but zain choked extremely hard and lost both times.
>melee
What happened to Salem anyways? I remember he got top 8 at a few tournies but he's been missing every since.
it's time
TETRIS KHAN
god melee ost is so based
Compfags like to forget that the vast majority of the smash bros playerbase does not give a single fuck about esports and never will. If they did, tournaments wouldn't have such pitiful prize pools.
>Whoever in production didn't notice the lights were flickering on and off during the set deserves to be fired. It's so distracting and it happened every game I played on stage today
>Maister played well and I'm not taking stuff away from him, but God damn that's annoying
But Joker isn't in Melee and people told me Melee was the only Smash that matters.
Was supposed to start 4PM EST.
>He won with Ike, and later on Lucina
He won 4 out of 11 tournaments before Joker.
He is currently 4 out of 5 with Joker.
Strong player + broken character gives you result like this.
thanks bro
Because Ult is way faster and has more combos and stocks don't take an hour?
You're acting like smash taking longer than expected isn't as old as time.
C O P E
bye zoomer
Nice delusion.
Anyway, M2K in top 8? That's great, actually, not many good players attended, then?
Melee is saved and based if:
Amsa wins
N0ne wins
iBDW wins
S2J wins
Melee is saved but cringe if:
Leffen wins
lloD wins
Melee is dead but based if:
Hungrybox wins
Melee is the same if:
Zain wins
The melee gods all look like balding decrepit boomers now
Wait, then its ten minutes late. What was that guy bitching about then?
Finally, some good fucking Smash.
I'll never forget the day zero retired. I completely filtered him out of my internet experience since he no longer competes. People still suck his dick, but now I can give even less of a fuck.
That is correct.
>I'm not salty but also abloobloobloobloo
ESoi
Finally a game where white men can compete
>washing
What?
>angry tweet after the set demanding someone to get fired
>instead of straight up complaining to the staff after the first match
he really is the personification of wojak
Well im out. Congrats to Hbox.
What a faggot, not like most of his fucking subs come from Ultimate players he has been tricking to follow him.
Why Melee is so full of shitty people?
you mean m2k and armada?
ESAM LITERALLY MALDING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
soon
Lotta salty meleenegros in this thread
I'm so fucking tired of these melee stinkers complaining that their shitty tourney gets delayed by 30 minutes tops even though these cockroach infested faggots have caused every tourney from SF to Ult to be delayed at least 2 hours. Take a bath and shut the fuck up
ok ultizoomie
So Leffen beats Salem who was using a new character for the culture and goes on a delusional twitter spree
Sad man
what language is this
based but meleefags will never admit it
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SUFFERING SO YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER AS WELL
dum lol
Almost 15 now
Those puff timeouts ain't gonna play themselves.
>mango and hbox medically obese
>armada and m2k bald and grossly chubby
>leff, plup, axe look the same
>mfw I like both melee and ultimate (fuck smash4 tho that game was a pile of shit)
>mfw watching apes fling shit at each others
>Expecting Smash to ever be on schedule
Does nobody remember that one Smash 64 top 8 at Genesis that went on so long that everything needed to be shifted like an hour and a half?
Keep crying about Ultimate while I enjoy every single smash game, smelly.
all your fucking smash games run overtime at evo, the number of stocks doesn't matter when both games go on for 3 minutes most of the time which is a timeout in other fighting games
Why was there a Smash 4 tournament? Isn't Ultimate just a better Smash 4?
>spends money on coloring his hair
>can't buy himself pants
priorities of a mexican smash player
What type of mental illness do you need to have in order to play melee?
>complaining about Melee taking too long
>meanwhile Ultimate exists
LMAO
>puff timeouts
>lgl
lol
cope
>Why Melee is so full of shitty people?
>meanwhile Ultimate players harass a 15 year old girl, say nigger regularly, rape underag boys, and rig tournament matches
lmaao
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THE STAFF YOU NEGATIVE IQ BALD WOJACK KEK
Well, m2k has aspergers.
melee is gonna delay smash ultimate finals
THIS is esam's gf?!
I remember when Melee pushed SFV finals to 2AM LMAO
it's Super Smash Con, not Super Smash except for 4 Con
>that one fag every time who doesn't know the fun of taking a side and flinging shit
lol
It must be tough for them and all of their rage
seethe
Shitters like you who "enjoy" every smash game aren't real smash fans. Everyone knows 64 and Melee are the only true smash games and everything else was a hypercasuallized commercial clusterfuck meant to appeal only to appeal to the lowest common denominator of players.
Don't worry, they're happening soon. xDDD
I think after he bought that condo, Leffen is really feeling the financial bleed. He pulled this passive aggressive shit with commentators and now streamers.
>>meanwhile Ultimate players harass a 15 year old girl
Trannies don't count.
they shouldn't have even been warned, they should have been DQ'd on the spot
Smash con have ALL Smash games on the tournaments.
And Smash 4 have third most entrants behind Ultimate and Melee.
ESAM had a girl? I can't tell unless he puts her twitter handle along with a heart emoji in his bio.
Post your ideal bracket.
Mango is an obese, washed up drunk that will die of liver failure in another two years.
To be fair everyone hates these two fags so you're not wrong there.
autism mixed with grandiose personality disorder
>HGOD so dominant that they add an entire new rule (ledgegrab limit) just to nerf him
Based
Actually, unironically have sex, my man. You sound like a neckbeard.
What happened with Sonicfox playing Smash? I heard he was planning on playing when ult came out.
Hbox is gonna win but gonna be a fun top 8 nonetheless.
64 is wretched to watch much like every other touch of death fighting game.
this picture makes me nauseous
saw the prize pools and said fuck that shit
A true samurai doesn't blame the weather for his defeat
couldn't get past pool.
>Meleeniggers STILL seething about the Evo numbers
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
he sucked at it and got scared away because of the huge twitter drama with salem and leffen. it all started with leffen saying snake sucked and then salem went on a huge spree of letting out all his repressed rage at melee players.
I think Leffen is just jealous of how many subs Mang0 has and they both do the same thing, except with Leffen winning more tournaments as of recently. He just thinks that just because some people like him and that he wins some tournaments that he's entitled to 8000 subs. He just doesn't realize it's all about luck.
never have kids
Alcoholism
Nothing of value will be lost.
He sucked so he quit. Third is the second time he has done this. It's funny because his butt buddy Dekillsage is actually pretty good at smash.
He knows he has no chance at placing high in Smash.
Speak for yourself
>smash bros has furfags in it.
he cute
>all these mad Ultimatepedos
Oh no no no!
ally should've raped him and I don't know why he didn't wouldn't have even made a difference
He can only play baby games like netherhealm ones and fighterz
God I wish that were me............................
OMG user you're so cool why can't everyone be more like you
This, completely out of luck. Mang0 isn't even half as charismatic as people make him out to be but all the circumstances hit just right for him. Not saying he is a bad streamer but he just had all the right things fall into place to be in that position.
Ahem
The same thing that happens when he doesn't get top 8 for free: he bailed after drowning in pools repeatedly.
This.
If it wasn't made by HAL, it's not Smash.
Sakurai is the George Lucas of video games.
He never lost a tournament before using Joker though, right?
Its clearly a joke, holy shit
im surprised he hasn't cried for oppression and demand to cancel leffen since salem is also a nigger furfag. we all know hownmuch sonicfox loves playing the victim
Even if he didn't have a kid, mango would still be where he is today. He always boozed it up hard and its caught up with him.
If you're a true mango fan you are rooting for CLUTCHGOD right now
finally time for some good fucking smash
Huh? I'm just saying the reason Mango is like that is because he had children.
That's his PGR assigned presentation gf
He tried out the babby version of Smash to test the water and got blow the fuck up, so he knew he'd never be able to compete in adult smash.
I'd say hes still very charismatic. He builds a better rapport with his subs, doesnt do stupid sub goals like leffen, and generally is a nicer person. Its no wonder he blows out leffen in sub count.
smash hoes are a real thing
You are in a smash thread, expect giga-autists.
Ultimate top 8 is on already?
i miss skinny hbox, he was actually hot
>Melee
>White
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why does hbox make melee autists so salty?
He's like an example of how hard work pays off, are they jealous because he has a job too?
I wish, the world would be less fucked up if people were more critical about their beliefs
Bayo players are a plague upon humanity.
This.
He quit after he realized there was competition.
Just like with Soul Caliber, or Tekken.
It stops being a joke after the third time. Every time he doesn't make top 8 (which is always) in Ultimate he goes on twitter to whine about MUH MONEY because he's a spoiled brat who thinks he should make fistfuls of cash for every picosecond he plays video games.
I feel sorry for his children. Imagine having to tell people that your father's job is playing an 18 year old children's game and being drunk.
I always root for Hungrybox. People get so mad they're not as skilled as him and always try to shit on him for winning.
Except that mexican's are literal mutts, you uneducated fuck.
>because he has a job too?
he doesn't anymore.
They're upset because he makes melee look like ultimate to them.
They're wrong but you can't tell them that
wobbles was really good. why did he become a commentator before he got to win anything truly huge.
his puff is technically excellent but not fun to spectate
I said whiter
>leffen loses in ultimate
expecte-
>BTFO's the gay nigger furry before he loses
WHAT
college
>no wizzy to take out gaybox
fuck
He got second at Evo.
Also he's a rageoholic.
didn't stop hbox
>several threads going smoothly all day
>Ultimate ends
>suddenly Meleefags crawl out of the woodwork and start flinging shit everywhere
every time
He can only dominate western garbage
yeah but they pay for the set up
>melee
>wobbling
This is why nobody will ever take your game seriously. This is why Melee is the laughing stock of the FGC community.
Maybe that lardass wouldn't feel shitty if he didn't down a 24 pack of beer before lunch every day and actually put some goddamn work into improving his game.
>technically excellent
>can't JC grab
Doesn't he have like 8k subs or something like that? He earns so much money by playing an old game that no one could really talk shit about it
No he's not.
Axe got btfo by chudat, and Mango by Amsa.
Don't care who wins as long as leffen get btfo.
lmao
I wish we saw more 4d IC instead of shitty wobbling fags
You're right, we should all respect the immense grind and hours upon hours of practice hbox puts into melee. One can only speculate how much time he spends grinding those jab reset rests
>Wobbles invented wobbling but doesn't use it
based
that isn't wobbling
It's more like Melee shits on Ultimate because an Ultimate player shits on Melee and vice versa. I guarantee at least 70 percent of this thread has watched both games and an even larger percent is going to watch both games.
whens melee
>"meleefags are so elitist, brawl is a great game"
>smash 4 comes out
>"i can't believe we used to play brawl competitively it was so shit"
>"meleefags are so elitist, smash 4 is a great game"
>ultimate comes out
>"i can't believe we used to play smash 4 competitively it was so shit"
>"meleefags are so elitist, ultimate is a great game"
>next smash game comes out
>????
>this is your average Yea Forumsappa poster
oh waw
not true fag. light is 3 years older than zackray
a whole fifteen minute?? that's IMMENSE. Will you kill yourself if melee goes over? Please say yes
Fact checked this and out of 15 tournaments he's lost 4/8 with no Joker, lost 2/6 with solo Joker, and lost one where he used both Joker and Lucina.
Is ultimate over? Why is leffen bitching about ad revenue?
Meleefags don't care enough to be in Ultimate threads.
This isn't wobbling you fucking retard
if Nintendo never released another Smash game how long would Ultimate survive?
whose ready for it
HSQAUD RISE UP
how are there so many spics on Yea Forums these days? arent you guys super fucking poor and at risk of dying all the time with the drug cartels and evil people around the streets all the time?
ICs are too inconsistent to reliably win a major and he has anger management problems which is a recipe for disaster. Someone post a picture of the hole he punched in drywall at a summit.
He beat them.
Almost half an hour now.
>streamed more consistently for years compared to leffen
>loves america, leffen bashes it
>plays two spacies more aggressively than leffen and plays real people much more often
>dude beer lmao appeals to the highschool/college aged players who make up the majority of the smash demographic
>doesn't sperg out at his chat about toxicity
>doesn't constantly complain on twitter about seeding or john about losses
totally luck bro
>its another inevitable MKLeo wins again episode
I don't get it how is he absurdly better than everyone else? It's a party game the skill difference shouldnt be this high
20.31 nanoseconds because sheep
retarded meleegroes. cope
Delete this, Lyn is pure
seethe
not very long. The brawl and beyond crowd already proved that they'll eat up whatever nintendo shits out
not really no, i'm playing switch on my bed right now
this is the real reason I don't respect nu-smash players, they don't actually give a shit about their game. Just like smash 4 a very large amount of the viewers and fans are just smash fans, not ultimate fans, not ultimate players. They just stick around to talk about fake leaks and watch streamers react to dlc
>The amount of Johns in the Smash community
It's starting to become ridiculous at this point. Not even the FGC's most infamous players John as much as the average Smashie.
what the fuck is the holdup
Melee taking forever, AS USUAL
Ultimate's roster is almost three times the size of Melee and the only design blemish so far is an rng based character who nobody wants to play anyway.
OH SHIT OH NO
it's 4:30 PM way past the smelees bedtime :(
They hate Smash players with a passion, I don't know why Ultimate players try to fit in with the FGC.
it's him
Zero's dominance in the first year and a half of Tr4sh was much worse.
Mango's funny and doesn't bitch constantly. People don't sub to Leff for a reason
Take a shower lardass
Based and ultimatepilled
honestly outside of the slow knockback this looks the same speed as ultimate
Depends.
If Nintendo released a new Smash game that followed from the Brawl model like tr4sh and Ult, Ultmiate would be dead immediately.
If Nintendo released a Smash game that expanded on and followed from HAL's Smash model, Ultimate would remain, because the Brrawl community that has played through tr4sh and tr4.5h won't want to try to learn even the most rudimentary advanced techniques, movements, and inputs.
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Me on the left.
>Vish
>No Mang0 commentary
muted
guys there's been an attack on the venue
Hope Chillin eats djnintendo, hes annoying as fuck
I will never understand rosterfags.
>who even cares about gameplay? XD I just wanna see goku and steve from minecraft in the game
It's not a real melee tournament if they don't 15 minute ''handwarmers''
stay salty retards. this is why you weren't invited to EVO. bye bye melee :)
The literal only reason mang0 doesn't john/cmplain much is because he already went down in melee history as one of, if not the greatest, player of all time. It has nothing to do with good mentality. If you truly think that read some comments he made before he had that legacy when Armada came up and beat him when he was on top of the world. Johns over johns. proves you know nothing.
He's not fun to watch
>multimillionaire at age 27
>gets to play vidya and daydrink while making 25k+ per month
sour grapes
Smash 5 is smash 4 with some touch ups. Brawl and Melee are completely different games. Comparing them is silly desu.
>imagine being in the FGC and trying to lecture people on how they smell
lmao
>oh shit I made a fool of myself, better bait harder
If i go to Mang0 stream i can generally have a laugh or 2.
Meanwhile if i go to leffen stream whoops i got permabanned for saying trump wasn't a racist.
He has a mind of steel that lets him stay focused regardless of winning or losing.
well it should be
when will HAL take over smash
64 is nothing but 2 people playing chickenshit till someone fucks up then loses a stock to a touch of death
This. If people are gonna label you as a pedo, you may as well go all in and be a rapist as well.
>People don't play the same game religiously for 15 years, therefore they don't really like the game
Come on now.
Like with every other country, it dependa fully on social status. Not all of Brazil is favelas, not all of England is chav/muslim central, not all of America is the ghetto/white trash trailer parks, and not all of Mexico is cartel territory.
Well-off sectors all live rather well with the political caste in particular living in levels of luxury worthy of Trump.
But he does bitch constantly, he just disguises it under "dude I'm drunk lmao" and people eat it all up.