Let's a have good old race

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Racing games are for retards

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>know my shit, but not tip top player
>always finish third or fourth, sometimes second
>finally get first place
>daily bonus ends

Every single time.

Waiting for the best character

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Post your dream skins.

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still waiting for sheriff cortex

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started beating ghost oxide on a few stages but i cant for the love of god beat him on crash cove. i just cant keep the SF up long enough.

Christ almighty, the Delorean kart might be the worst kart in the entire game. Does it actually drive slower? I switched to it for one race and got absolutely mopped.

>Can probably count the amount of times I've hit someone with a bowling bomb successfully online with my toes
>Meanwhile, I get hit every single race by a bowling bomb
>Literally the last race, I got smacked by 5 bowling bombs, 3 missiles (probably 4, lost count), and at least 3 warp orbs, on Tiny Arena
>Ended up in 8th, and only got 7th because I used an Uka Uka mask to take the piss on a Fake Crash player the last 30 seconds of the race out of sheer frustration
What a fucking cockblock. I usually DNF finish people on Tiny Arena. I've been playing since Day 1, and I never got item raped up the ass this badly until today. Feels humiliating as fuck

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>main character is the worst class

What did Beenox mean by this

Yup

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What people who play as babies deserve

I was only doing it for the podium challenge.

How the fuck do you get the "Sky is the Limit" challenge?

>Already had an alt skin unlocked
Hmmm

Fuck off with your censored game, shill.

What happened to the last thread? Did Liz piss off the jannies?

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Mods and Jannies are perpetually ass hurt about CTR

Bowling bomb hitboxes are affected by online connection I feel.

It just makes things a bit more awkward because you don't have wheels, and thus less feedback for things like drifting, but it's otherwise identical.

I know i was just being facetious. Those fuckers got some real beef with CTR.

fuck this fucking level, here and in the fucking remake.

It's not CTR's fault that TSR was fucking garbage.

>implying the jannies like TSR when this is a Nintendo/E Celeb board and they prefer MK

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>smut that looks like it was made by twelve year olds on a kindergarten's supply of crayons
>source material is a butterface doge in a blue wig
>desperate meme spouting at anyone who would respectfully disagree with the bad taste
>circlejerking until bump limit over the same stale content
>inserting yandere, the single worst personality type for a waifu - in absolute disregard for the source material
>very subpar skill in the actual game
>huge overlap with the baby coco pedo fan base

Meg*mi has the most disgusting fanbase. The only thing they're good at is not posting NSFW on a blue board, which other nitrofags should start copying asap.

He's already in bro

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I got warned for posting pic related. I've posted porn here and never got banned. assblasted for a fact.

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Thats nothing. I got banned for posting this.

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Thats bullshit, I played the first GP and never got anything close to that good.

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>intentially kept going behind a Megumi shitter to keep pelting them with garbage
Felt good.

Why cant missles be like red shells instead of shit wall huggers?

Oh but they are like red shells. At least whenever they are aimed at me. I swear to fucking God they go through walls and corners when they're going for me yet mine almost always go full retard and slam directly into shit. It's infuriating, that and the fact that niggers can fling a beaker at me halfway across the map and have it land invisible directly in my face. Every. Fucking. Race.

How we holding up boys?

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Sometimes they are

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kek

All done. Just farming coins now to buy all the GP-exclusive shit. I’m missing two sets of lava rock wheels, two skins and I think two decals.
The Crikey’s not GP-exclusive, is it? It gives a Nitro boost so I’m not sure. I also have no idea how many GP sticker packs there are, but
>stickers
I can do without but I’d like to have them to be thorough.

>Crikey
It's not GP exclusive, I think they did it just so everyone wouldn't have the same shit online

That's some tight ass driving. You look pretty good at this game.

Cheers. One less thing to throw money at right now.

>in 8th place
>still getting hit by clocks and orbs

How in the...?

>almost at gold but don't give a shit since GPs rewards were garbage.

>missile makes the jump and hits me at the blue boost pad in twilight tour
I don't even know how that is possible and whenever I tried shooting missiles at others around there it would just break on the ramp

We got scammed man.

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>do anything offline
>it doesn't count for online
wowee

Still implies you used a baby at some point

Clocks hit everyone but the user.
Orbs will occasionally go full retard and miss the player in 1st, especially on tracks with forks, and consequently cycle through the track again

why would you even bother changing a babies color?

Not that user but Nitro boost

you can use other characters too...

BEENOXED

I do but if a challenge requires them and its a one off I'm going for max nitro

whoa