Are there any games where I can play as loli characters? Preferably co-op or split screen...

Those look like chibis, but thanks I'll try it out.

You mean a game where you can play as a child? Not that I can think of, nothing coop.

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its fallen colloquially into more casual parlance in communities like ours

I suppose many of the roster is chibi's but some of the roster is loli, and it fits the rest of your bill
>local, coop
>little girl friendly
>no memes or hentai

Fortune Summoner is my top recommendation
It's the dark souls of loli games

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Give her a book or an instrument or real toys instead of video games

>he thinks people know the origins of the terms they use
>in anno domini current+4
faggots nowadays don't even know the origin of terms that are only used within this very site, much less terms that come from an older source.

Brothers: A Tale of 2 Sons comes to mind
And it's pretty good, if rather short.
But it's just boys, no lolis.

Cirno's in danger!

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This unless you want to create a dirty useless fujo

Video games are good for improving spacial reasoning and problem solving skills

>no one saying Hat in Time yet

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and i'm the danger

"lolita express" has been in the news cycle for weeks, even normies are pretty sure that loli is pedospeak

A hat in Time ofc

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uh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

no it doesn't mean that.....................

fucker.......................

It's not on this list So it's probably KUSOGE

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How do I help?

>no one posted capitalism simulator.
Disappointed

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Isn't that a one player game?

smash bros where loser gives the winner kisses
or that game called "make daddy spurt his yogurt"
but she might not like it at first

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>posting the outdated version

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Oh wait I didn't realize you wanted a co-op game user. Missed that in your post, sorry.

I think reddit might be more your speed.

100% orange juice is actually a suitable game to play with children.

As is maple story 1 and 2.

I don't watch the news.

This, get her on some educational vidya, I was raised on Sesame Street 123
Also some platformers encourage math skills and such, like Banjo Kazooie
>'this Note Door requires 300 notes!', time to check your totals and do some quick addition/subtraction

This is you, redditera.

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touhou hisoutensoku
touhou urban legend in limbo

Everyone knows loli is code for pedoshit.

>be in class
>project is do forensics on an old harddrive he bought at a pawn shop
>you guys will see "loli" in there, but don't worry its not the loli you're thinking of.

janitors/mods needs to start rangebanning a lot more to get rid of redditors

Do you have a newer version of this? I know we hate comfy but at least its handy when the threads pop up

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>oh no people are saying things i don't like
>mods mods please ban them mods!!!!
yeah, its the "redditors"

cunny

surprised you didn't add a wojak edit to that spicy post of yours

A hat in time

thanks senpai, I forgot about 2hu

The post that saved this thread

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zinho

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lolita is one of the most acclaimed books ever written. What the fuck are you on about?

Checked the archives, there doesn't seem to be a newer version
>They are generally not overly difficult or intense
I think "casual" would be a better word to use here

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This, right out of an incels limited vocabulary.

>critics think its good so its good

get out of here, you don't belong here.

new LO when

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>I've never read it so it's bad

>cunny
that has a benis

a 4x4 black SUV has been sent to your location.

sauce

>he thinks I havent read that dreck

I can’t even fap to lolis, I want to be one more then fuck one

Nothing wrong with casual

thanks for admitting you have shit taste

A Shuttle bus to Reddit has been sent to yours

Let me guess you read Gatsby

some recent LO issue, I don't remember the month but one of the latest ones.
artist is the mega milk dude.

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You are not allowed to post my wife.

>Not fapping to being a loli getting raped by another loli
Gays not welcome

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>muh reddit
Back to your containment board for failing to try and fit in

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gatsby was just okay. For me, it's the brothers karamazov

absolutely 100% correct

Go back where you came from and dilate

This men is based

Hello redwood

MEMORIES ARE BROKEN

It's either reddit or the gas chamber, take your pick.

>open Yea Forums
>this is the very first thread
The most gigachad of all boards

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Unironically correct. A normal person with a daughter would say "games starting young girls" or something to that effect. Beyond that Loli pigeon holes the discussion into Japanese style anime games.

I need the screencap of the user that accidentally calling a younger family member a loli to somebody and they immediately catch on it as "pedo slang" and it ends up with the user ostracized from his family.

>gas chamber
post election /pol/tards will get that treatment which you fit right in

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Lolis flashing their panties is my favorite

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Get your daughter to dress up as vidya characters

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>artist is the mega milk dude
thx buddy

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Why are we so obsess with little girls, bros?

just like you haven't experienced true moe until you learn japanese you haven't truly read nabokov until you do so in russian
imagine being an EOP yet having the gall to casually criticize cultural masterpieces because your fat doesn't let you learn new languages

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they're cute

Also funny

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The fuck is this face

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...

perfection. smug makes my small pp into big pp

I want to licky lick a loli more than fuck one.

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Don't post shit games.

this, kys OP

TERAAAAA

I love this artist, he draws some god tier lolis

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obligatory

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So much C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-

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Hizashi no naka no real

Fuck off you half dwarf. I'll tear my own daughter's hymen, just watch!

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*weewee

HAT IN TIME BEFORE THE THREAD DIES
SERIOUSLY IT'S COMFY AS FUCK
DEVS ARE NIGGERS THOUGH
SERIOUSLY PLAYED IT WITH MY LITTLE SISTER IT'S WHOLESOME FUN CO-OP HURRY AND GO BEFORE Yea Forums MAKES YOU FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER

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Dragons Dogma.

Statement: I really you guys would actually fuck a 9 year old girl even if there would be zero chance to get caught.

Cunny? Did you say cunny?

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true patrician, his loli's always have a juicy quality to them, specifically the thighs

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Cirno's pantsu are on full display!

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__ __ ___ ____

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Yes

based and cunnypilled thread

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no way fag

I really like this thread.

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reborted to the fbi, its 2D only

maybe

oh yeah 100%

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>Loli promises me signed Pink Floyd CDs
>Just have to get in her car to her place to pick them up
>Hesitant but agree
>Get knocked out
>Wake up and see this

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>3DPD

ew, faggot

Case and point.

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maybe by old pedophilic critics which is probably most of them

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I don't know, maybe? I really don't know

finger, but not fuck
i'm saving myself for my daughter

The Walking Dead S2.

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Why are there lolis coming out of that van?

Now thats the most based post in this thread

I am reporting everyone in this thread to FBI

You'd know the answer if you've been here long enough, now we can only focus on exterminating their kind. I mean ostracizing them.

explains why they have good taste.

Joke's on me, I'm you!

you forgot your pic, sir

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What exactly is this user trying to say? Fucking proofread your posts before you submit them

Don't bother, we already know.

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>Another tip about this user, what do we do
>Nigga don't even leave his house lol who he gonna rape?

why did you report yourself?

BROS

keep it sfw. don't fuck this shit up

say hi to them for me while you're at it

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THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

>3d little girls
pig disgusting

what game is she playing?

Oi, tell mulder he's a fag and send Scilly my way so I can deglaze her chocolate starfish and show her how ayys learn about us with anal probes

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upshorts and downblouse are mine desu

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What kind of homosexual kaffir wouldn't a loli?

>squidgirl

When I was going back home from work a little girl approached me and told me she had free weed, rum, the latest comic LO and an unreleased studio album comprised of Tool songs, including most of the ones in the upcoming release
Kind of hard to turn that down so I followed her into an hotel, instantly blacked out and was surrounded by a bunch of little roasties calling me Daddy and physically abusing me
The police came in but they were mostly little girls too and made me lick their flat chests and cunnies in jail
Why is life so tough bros?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Are they little girls too?

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And everyone always blames the victim
Many such cases
SAD