Game has unbalanced classes

>game has unbalanced classes
>devs expect you to just deal with it

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Well, it seems the general consensus is that your post got tiger powers are more or less whatever comes to mind as long as enough mental gymnastics can finagle it to an effect of your class/aspect.

to be an*
Also post classpects I guess? Who would you want to be pals with, based on their God tier alone?

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>Heir
Enjoy breeding Seers.

Oh believe me, I do.

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obligatory test link for aspect/class
stardust-rider.com/hero/

>Homestuck

Return to your containment thread:

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nice

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bunp

Did the test. Never read Homestuck. What does this say about me?

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You're the big bad asshole of the comic, and cant draw for shit

Rage and Space are just too good
Void and Time in close seconds

you are the only redeeming part of act 6

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We aren't gonna give you porn dude

caliborn was too good
shame his fight happened off screen, was shit and happened in the epilogues which ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT CANON IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

You're the final boss.

If your class and aspect aren't both AT LEAST B-tier you're not allowed in my party.

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what would knight of life do?

prince of time reporting in
i would assume some sort of necromancer or warlock, someone who uses their life or someone else to fight

Bard of Time checking in, fuck all of you.

link?

Thief of Mind reporting in
Giorno Giovanna

Fuck you, blood is good. It's just that the bloody idots in the comic did it wrong, barring the sufferer.
Life is chaos and literal life, knights tend to defend and weaponize their aspect. Anything you can imagine that would fit those constraints. Oh, and life players tend to get a rez power of some kind.

>Prince of time
How does it feel to be The Crimson King?

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Knight/Seer of Void lay it on me Yea Forums all I remember is that Sollux was the void guy

So we have both Giorno and Diavlo? What a party

You're based and redpilled

Knight of Void
bye losers I'm off to invisible land

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>blood
>good
Suck some Light bulge, bro.

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>Witch of Rage
nice?

LONDON

>dame tu cosita

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Maid of Space

>Mfw I unironically slam light player puss on the FUCKING DAILY
get over yourself. Feel my nakama power.

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ay ay

basically runescape but that didnt matter because everyone was on the same exact level

What is a Knight of Void? I too have never seen a page of Homestuck.

Knight means you protect others through [ASPECT] or use your aspect to gain advantage

Void is the opposite of Light, while as Light means illumination, Knowledge, Understanding and filling, Void is Darkness, obfuscation of knowledge, lack of understanding and emptiness.

it means you can become invisible and you tell your friends to stop posting private shit in facebook, and maybe you can even phase out of reality or hide a shitton of things.

Void has to do with obscurity, the unknown, and the absence of things, knights defend and weaponize their aspect. How could you protect somethings obscurity? Hide it. Use hidden things to your advantage, etcetc.

>Homestuck

Return to your containment thread:

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Nothing you've said is a correct

Fuck off man if you want your thread to be more active just post more porn

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what does this mean

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You destroy matter/gravity/physics/moms/frogs
And can destroy with them too

>destroy moms
Hot

Any Seers here?

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I keep forgetting trolls are fucking disgusting insect people
seriously how do people find them so relatable? they're all fucking assholes except for like very few of them which arent as bad but still suck

Bard Of Space
Okay i know i get control about space n all that, but what did the bard do?

>Bard of Doom
What even am I

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stay away from me

>Mods allowing Homestuck now

wew lad

The epilouge is probably the worst thing i have ever read

Time bends to your will.
Also you're an autistic skeleton child and the best character in the comic.

Prince of blood reporting

yes it is
what the fuck was Hussie thinking

Knight of Breath. Whats up with me

IT JUST WORKS

If you're a knight you basically delete your enemies from existence.
If you're a seer you can see secrets and other obscured information.

GRIFFITH

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>mage of void
i like void but why mage

Knight of Void here, hope ill be of some use

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I think he wanted to pander to the tumblr fanbase somehow

Page of space reporting in, and pridefully wearing the speedo

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>heir of space
hello hello

Lord of Blood
What does this mean?

>they're all fucking assholes
That's why.

thank you

>page of time
Being the Onion Knight class is gonna fucking suck for the first several hundred levels.

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How accuarate is this?

>Knight of Breath
What cool powers do I have

No problem
Eh, I disagree with some of them, but most seem pretty close.

Summon swords made of wind
Just do vergil shit with wind basically

Grubs are adorable

Knight of void chad reporting. Solid double A tier is good for me

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all memeing aside, can blood be a good aspect?

your aspect is only as good as your ability to asspull and use mental gymnastics to your advantage
hypothetically you can argue any classpect can do anything given the right circumstances

I really think so. They have the power of trying really really hard and also being a centerpiece of a party. Nakama punch is their strongest attack.

pandering to the tumblr audience by including rape, having Dirk commit suicide and turning Jade into a slut

Explanation for Page of Space?

I think i finally know what is the true power of an heir of rage (me)

Rage is the 2 most powerful aspect ( just a little behind hope) because if hope can control reality as a whole, rage can only control the truth of said reality, but truth is the most relevant thing among humans, that is why rage-bound are so powerful.

I would consider gold experience requiem an heir of rage, because an heir of rage would change the truth of others, just like how GER changed the truth of Diavolo's action ( and later constantly changed the truth of Diavolo's death)

Basically, an heir of rage is an op motherfucker and a perfect counter to the heir of hope
(I can't imagine how an heir of rage becoming rage would look like)

anyway Yea Forums homestucks can't understand shit about classpects, just because king crimson can erase time, doesn't necessarily mean that Diavolo is a Prince of time

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yknow, i hadnt read the entire thing, and im glad i didnt

That's because healers are the whiniest people on the planet so they need to be OP just so theyll shut the fuck up and play the job no one else wants to

It was designed to piss literally everyone off, and it did. Which is why I liked it

I don't relate to them, but some of them seem fun to hang out with, until you bring up relationship stuff.

Their relationship quadrants are still fucking stupid and jarring to me. It was plainly obvious it was just a big stupid joke at first but then Hussie had to commit to it.

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>just because king crimson can erase time, doesn't necessarily mean that Diavolo is a Prince of time


what would you classify diavolo as?
Considering he destroys time and destroys through time, it'd fit.

Though maybe he's a light aspect character along the lines of rose. (intended to be prohetic, but pushed to the opposite side, to the point where he's trying to void all his information and existance)

What's with all these shitty Homestuck threads lately

where my breathchads at?

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That is actually pretty interesting

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>not a new ip
These threads are the best Homestuck threads have been in ages.

Literally my first post in the thread

i got page of breath; what can I do?

Excuse me, I make a decent explanation of what an heir of rage, and you focus only on that spoiler Tag?

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>Hope
>The single strongest aspect in the game
>Not at least A tier

>It was plainly obvious it was just a big stupid joke at first but then Hussie had to commit to it.
I mean, that's always kind of been the point of Homestuck. The whole meteor thing was self-consciously a reference to the awful Michael Bay flick Armageddon. A huge portion of the plot was a pastiche of Con Air. The comic insists on internet trolls being a race of gray people literally called trolls, and eventually that stops being weird to you.

No it isn't.

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For real, i am not okay with being a Bard of space, back in the day, when act 6 was halfway trough, test said i was a heir of rage

Except it was

Why the fuck did I do this survey?
>mage of void
What the fuck does that mean?

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You explained your point in the main body of your post well enough to where it wasn't somethign I had to ask about.

You didn't explain your opinion on what you wrote in the spoiler.

Also, you should know by now, if you are making posts on Yea Forums, that things under spoilers are at least 4 times as important as the rest of your post.

You're going to fucking suck for 90% of the session, a Page is unrealized potential. Once everything finally clicks though you're the most powerful class in the game and you'll eventually become a god of wind, even more if you kill yourself on your bed with an extra-life remaining.

Nah.

It's fucking garbage.

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How do I into Homestuck.

save yourself the trouble and dont

Read all of it and be aware that Act 6 and 7 are where quality begins to plummet. The author's-own-fanfiction epilogue is a severe mark-up back in quality (mostly through monkey's-pawing fandom memes, throwing away the co-writers' own interpretations of characters and revolving the story now around one character being enough of an egotist that they're becoming the villain to keep the story from ending) but still doesn't hit the quality-mark set by the first few chapters.

nice
i must admit that the outfit is a bit much though

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You understand nothing

There's a dub/reading/whatever I think on youtube, so that might help if you dont just want to read it. First act is a little slow but it picks up, and when the trolls come in, get ready for fucking crazyville.

Read Problem Sleuth instead.

It means you're invincible but you have to babysit helpless scientists and fight chicken-men.

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>mage
you understand your aspect/through your aspect and use that to make decisions
also suffer due to lack or excess of it
>void
nothing, the unknowable, secrets. its also linked to the horrorterrors in furthest ring
so you understand the unimportant, know all the secrets, and become a pawn of the horrorterrors

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at least you arent wearing a codpiece

absolute useless weenie who gets bullied
probably a cripple too

This. Read PS, it never reaches the highs of Homestuck, but it doesn't get anywhere near the lows either. If you still want more Hussie, then read Homestuck. Just know that you're setting yourself up for disappointment if you do.

>Mage/Maid of Hope
Is this good?

only if you dress like a victorian era maid

Maid isn't known but is a fairly direct application of their powers from what we've seen of it since a Maid of Time froze an omnipotent hell-beast and a Maid of Life heals people regularly, Mage is all about knowledge of their aspect (how it applies to things or literally knowledge of the aspect)

Any good partners for Thief of Light?

Page of Breath :^)

Boss of Wheels reporting in

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In that case sorry, what I meant is that:

A classpect is based off someone's PERSONALITY, and Diavolo is obsessed at remaining unknown ( void), but also talks about destiny and death (doom) but also has another personality in which has a personality disorder ( heart), but this mix of "materialistic and concrete" aspects makes me think rage the loudest, in contrast of hope being a mix of "unmaterialistic and abstract" (even tho rage represents truth, And as I said earlier, truth is the most present thing in our universe, and costantly searching for the "truest of truths" would be pretty mind-fuckering, and also would give you an existential crisis)

Diavolo in this case would be a prince of rage: always calm and confident by thinking fate is on this side, by destroying (evading) the truths of others actions inflicted on him.

Doppio would be a page of rage, since not only suffers because something wrong always happens to him, but because he lacks rage completely (until diavolo takes control of him, and also babysitting him)

does someone has a complete gif of KC stand rush?

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>rocky but loving and eventually lasting relationship with roxy in candy
>tearful confession and sex in the back of his dad's car with terezi in meat, and dirk literally seething that john is the main character even though he's average
How does John do it, lads?

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he's a chad

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its because of you guys we cant have nice things

I feel like this is a pretty strong combo

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Nothing wrong with Rose's luscious lips that happen to fit perfectly around John's penis.

You have absolute control over relationships.

Page of Void is canonically the worst one. You grow into nothing.

Space is proly fine. Why are there two tho? These are very different.

Ayyy. I have no idea what it means, I stopped caring about Homestuck in 2014.

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>bard of space

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Page = Onion Knight, Void = nothingness/literal void
Perk of being a Void player is that to anything omniscient like Doc Scratch you're a Blank from Warhammer, you can't be traced or have your thoughts read

I got Page of Time what does this mean?

Read act 1-5 then write the rest yourself, cause you'll do a better job than Hussie's ghost writer team did.

>Two Blue bloods move the plot than some crabby useless Red blood.

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Which is better?

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Serious answers, please.

And no fucking Blood players.

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Read up to the end of Act 1, if you still like it, keep going.
Still with it until the end of Act 2? Read until end of Act 5.
Did you like all of that? If so, DROP IT. If you didn't, keep reading.

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All are really good, but Witch is better than Sylph and Space is one of the most important aspects (along with Time)

Backpedaling on that joke was the first toll of the bell.

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

VRISKA SERKET IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PAGE. THAT'S RIGHT. SHE TOOK HER TROLL FUCKING TENTACLY BULGE OUT. AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PAGE. AND SHE SAID HER BULGE WAS "This 8ig!!!!!!!! ::::)". AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING!".

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TROLLIAN DOT COM. VRISKA SERKET. YOU GOT A SMALL BULGE. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS CANDY, EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE.

BOOM!

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL HULKING. NO TENTACLES. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE VEINS AND SHIT.

SHE FUCKED MY PAGE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE UNIVERSE. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON YOUR FROG. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE FURTHEST RING!

BOOM!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CALLIOPE? I PISSED ON THE FURTHEST RING YOU IDIOT!

YOU HAVE 413 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS DESTROY ALL OF EXISTENCE. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT. BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

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Everyone knows Witch of Space is the best

Nice video game thread, can’t wait until summers over

A fucking menace, that's what

Just did test is thief of void good? idk

Oh fuck is that what bard of space is? Kickass!

Now if i only could trade the codpiece with actual pants

You aren't actually required to wear the outfit.

Could someone explain my classpect? I don't get the Mind stuff.

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So I heard the prologue was really fucking weird and creepy what exactly was the deal I stopped reading when I got to the gigapause

Im not??? Bitchin!

You dont want to admit it, but you know you secretly, deep down in the core of your being, crave BLOOD COCK. Marry me?

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prologue or epilogue?
I think you mean epilogue
you REALLY don't want to know, the entire point of it is character assasination and fanbase destruction

>Mage of Space
What did they mean by this?

Knight of Hope reporting in lmao

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Epilogue was pretty much to keep the story going, Dirk is so much of an egotist he's becoming the villain to keep the spotlight back on himself and keep the story from ending (and kidnapping Rose because her awareness as a Seer of Light would allow her to redirect narrative focus from himself), ramble more about being gay with Dave. It's the most on-track the story's been in a while but if you're heavily in touch with the fandom you're almost certainly not going to like it.

Imagine if your favorite series' creator decided to write a final chapter with the express purpose of making sure nobody who ever liked his series would ever like it again, tainting its characters and events with such a level of deliberate shit that even the THOUGHT of it would cause revulsion in you for the rest of your life, as vengeance for shittier parts of the fanbase dragging the series down with shipping and waifuing and other similar tumblrshit.

And then imagine no fucking longer because that's what Hussie did.

>black lipstick

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Jade got a dog dick after prototyping with Becquerel and becomes a turbo whore that fucks and gets fucked by everything and everyone

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You lack imagination, it's not the lipstick itself, but the smudges on your dick!

Whoop-de-doo I'm a Knight of Breath. All my friends get to alter their personal time to learn the answers to puzzles they haven't solved yet, store big chunks of space in thermoses to use as metaphysical hand grenades, subconsciously convince our enemies to aid us just by being in their presence long enough, and turn into the goddamn Hulk. And I'm a fucking airbender.

Why am I so useless?

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Monkey's-paw of all the dog dick memes, she just wants to settle down with Dave and have children but he's too busy being a faggot with Karkat and she may or may not even have the female equipment necessary to conceive anymore

everyone wants to have children for some reason and I fucking hate it
god I fucking hate romance so fucking much, it ruins literally everything. Shippingfags and fujoshitters should fucking burn, they're the reason homestuck became so fucking shit.

this
fuck romance and fuck shipping

Dave is so fucking pathethic.

it's a fucking shame too, he was one of the best characters until act 6

Im more willing to put the blame on shipping and its... no wait i cant call it culture.
Romance can be done right. it was just pulled to the bad side of things thanks to tumblr and its toxic comunity

Simon should be page of space, with spirals being potential and dick metaphor.

For all the talk of character-assassination most of it was laid out in Act 6 already and the epilogue is just following through on it, or attempting to make sense of it with personality details from prior to Act 6 and some fandom memes. Dave having long rambling fag-memoirs isn't the first time it's happened or the last, and it's a shame because "my inner gay demons" isn't a compelling character.

It could be, if it were just that his inner demons happened to be raging faggots.

what does this mean?

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You can be caried by your future self at least.

It means you are Yea Forums incarnate
Get ready to powergame through a multiplayer co op game by yourself on pure anger alone.

Optimum shitposter

RIP AND TEAR

God, I fucking hate Karkat so much.

>not having the aspect that can practically bend reality to its will on A or S tier
That is is worthless.

You are Doomguy

Huge thank you to all the anons that answered "How do I into Homestuck". Basically what I'm seeing is that if end up liking it, drop it after Act 5. If I didn't like it, then just read it through to the end... and to also read Problem Sleuth, which I'm doing now. PS seems surreal and humorous, interesting, and even kind of cute because of the artstyle. It'll be fun to see how it turns out!

>know beforehand that the classes are not balanced
>play the game anyway and complain that the classes are not balanced
are you a literal imbecile?

Dave coming out as gay to Obama was probably the funniest fucking thing I've read in Homestuck.

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have fun user

There's a lot of injokes that carry from problem sleuth into homestuck so it's a good thing you're reading it beforehand.
It's a really bizarre read.

Bard of Void. Never read homestuck.

>tfw no lavender filter gf

That's because you're a dumbass. Dave's obsession with Obama was as stupid as everything Dave-related in the epilogue.

Mage of Light? Sounds based, someone prove me right.

>prince of time
what am i in for bros?

You'll have extensive knowledge of light (and luck/probability, which light is a stand-in for)

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So Lord of Space is literally jesus? Nice.

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You are an expert of knowing which people are important or not.

You are also the guy who has to mercykill the poor Blood player.

Okay, what now?

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You're Jake English.
You're a pussy who makes an imaginary friend out of a real guy who wants to fuck you, and at your strongest you can incarnate your imaginary friend in the real world to fight for you.

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You're basically the lamest and most inept of your group.

bard of heart, what do i do?

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"Hope" is pretty much the designated paladin element, using strength-of-conviction and actual light-blasts and sheit. Page doesn't get strong at all until late-game at which point it becomes the strongest. You'll be a simpering pussy until well into lategame at which point you DEUS VULT

Just like in real life I guess

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>wojak poster
>page
every fucking time

What did Hussie mean by this?

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Just fucking end me... How powerful am I?

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>Blood

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>Bard
Passive destruction. Invites destruction of, or with [aspect]
>Void
The unseen, unknown, irrelevant. Things shrouded in darkness, Eldritch shitters, secrets, that sort of thing.

Your very existence destroys relationships in others.

Fake and gay, bard isn't that weak

you have the power to cuck people

.

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That's a Thief, bro.

Rogues cuck themselves.

this, vriska cucked (vriska) lol

Rouges cuck others and themselves simultaneously

is there a single character better written than dirk strider?

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bard fucks over his own party
nobody wants you

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>page of time
so i'm confused
would this not technically be overpowered since future me might have realized potential and therefore would be really fucking strong or would i be too incompetent to make proper time loops and therefore just fuck myself

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How good is thief of void?

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Either you won't awake your full potential, thus leading your party in a difficult time, or you can literally destroy the fabric of time without even realizing it

If I recall void correctly, you can steal things that do not exists

Alright, here's the class chart

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So i can steal anything or nothing? Epic

Nice

homestuck turns women into lesbians

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nigger what

enough to give you the right idea
but there is an OFFICIAL quiz when you see what the elements are supposed to actually do

What the fuck does this mean

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i'm scared of this thread

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hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/index.php

i was extremely fucking prejudiced against homestuck then my girlfriend got me to read it and it was pretty good i suppose

you should be

fuck

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>tfw no grumpy sleep deprived heavily pregnant Jade gf

>Witch of Mind
So, am I understanding right that I would control probability or something like that?

Same desu. Any time any sort of Homestuck something or other shows up anywhere, I'm terrified. And yet, also extremely intrigued. Those two charts that user posted helped a bit though, in understanding what all these "classes" and "aspects" mean. Thank you Chart user.

no, that'd be light
mind would be people's actions and decisions

You can steal the essence of nothing.
Basically you steal the "does not exist" out of a big super powerful ultimate weapon and make it exist.

what is the appeal of homestuck? everyone keeps calling it trash even the fans but they still like it?

That's only a small bit of the comic too, but probably the most popular topic besides cancerous shipping wars.

Knights fucking own Thieves.

So, mind control and making false things seem true, logically, to others? And I got my take from the term "consequences", what would that entail here?

Yes. And some more if you add some mental gymnastics in the equation. The charts are only a base reference of what you can do.

He rewards his wife with some intense fellatio

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What's an Heir of Mind / Void even supposed to be?

Any cool ideas for powers for my title?

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it's absolutely fucking amazing until a point in which the main author was having problems in his personal life and ended up fucking the webcomic beyond repair when he tried to pander to tumblr, and then proceeded to make an epilogue that completely ruins and destroys fucking everything.
it's worth a read and it's good if you can ignore the tumblr bullshit but you can see the point where things went to shit

>The best character in homestuck is the mayor.

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you get off to being fetishistically submissive and to horse porn

this

>Heir of fucking Blood
A bunch of people that are even more freakishly useless than you will show up to do your bidding, but they'll be doomed to fail at whatever you have them attempt.

he's ok but there are better. i respect your opinion though

Knight of breath, what do I do? Blow on people?

It was pandering/other writers taking the reigns/tongue in cheek making fun of the faggot ass fans

Pleasuring Light player cocks.

>Heir of Mind
You hate showing your real self and inspire rational thinking.
>Heir of Void
You want to be left alone and hate attention.

You also fuck Seers.

>mage of void
good to know i'm a fucking loser like usual

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>Prince of Space
So do I fuck shit up or something?

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You're an airbender, and can also do shit like weaponize the concepts of freedom and motion. You're effectively immune to any cc effects and can sniff out passages to places that should be inaccessible.

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You fight using the wind and summon typhoons and tornados and shit.You’ll be able to dodge like a leaf in the wind. Also some stuff about freedom and individuality and shit

On the extended zodiac I got time, on the stardust rider I got page of space. Aren't they opposites?

you become minecraft steve

That's crazy. If I'm understanding things correctly, just looking at something like a "Prince of Time" or maybe a "Thief of Doom" seems ridiculously powerful. And neither of those are even Master Classes. Just how grand do things get in this thing?

While I have failed at many things that I have tried, whether it was due to my own shortcomings or otherwise, surely there has to be something that I can do right. Other than pleasuring light konks.

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His name is WV you davekat piece of shit

Multiple universal creation myth scale, but normally follow the travels of a bunch of retarded kids within.

Blood is literally a fake-out class. You think it's about bonds and friendship personified but it's actually a fucking middle finger class that warps you into a total failure that can't accomplish anything alone and needs others to do things for you.

most god tier characters in-comic are pretty damn strong, seeing as how they're more or less literal gods who can't permanently die unless the death is heroic or just

Basically, people's actions and how they effect the world. As a character in Homestuck puts it:
>If you see what's in your mind clearly and understand the power your thoughts have, then you understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset. Because they think reality is something happening to them, rather than something they are making, every moment, with every thought.
>Calling WV "the Mayor"
>>>/tumblr/

>knight of rage
someone redpill me

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He has a sash that says the mayor.
Everyone calls him The Mayor now.
He is no longer wandering, nor is he a vagrant.

Rescind your obsession with tumblr at once and accept him as leader of your city.

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now THIS is sin

How do we fix Hussie?

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you begin your sburb session and this is your sprite.

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thief of time chad reporting in

Well that perspective kinda fucking sucks. I'm doing my damndest to break out of my failure carousel, but it seems causality wont let me. As an heir does that make me the most useless try hard that ever existed?

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You are a shit poster

>trolls are fucking disgusting insect people
and that's exactly why i want to fuck them

a Yea Forums session would be an automatic failure because no one here has space and time is rare

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what about the class dummy

youtube.com/watch?v=lqMGkbnWOQU

Why is this theme so good?

thief of time

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Because as much of a fucking cunt as Vriska is, she got everyone's act together and stopped them from immediately fucking off and being idiots somehow.

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Shai'Hulud

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