The new Cooking Mama will be a cryptocurrency harvesting program

Thoughts?

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wtf is this
they're using switches to mine buttcoin? I was looking forward to this but I don't want to cook my switch and this looks like it will have always online DRM. gross

>turbo nerd security for Cooking Mama
holy shit man

I don't get it. Is it a bitcoin miner?

It's using blockchain for DRM. This will be the deathblow to piracy.

Hackers will work out how to bypass it.

welp one franchise I will never buy from again.

>blockchain
>bypassed
There's a reason it's used as a ledger for digital currency, user.

Im a retard, how does this work?

It forces an online connection so you can't play it offline.

>Grossman

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based

Cooking mama, more like miner mama

Great.

more like cucked mama

So it's a bitcoin miner then?

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ROLFMALO

Is all of this really necessary?

this is the cyber punk future you wanted

>pay someone money
>to make more money for them
>by wearing out your equipment that you paid for
oy vey

No it won't. If all you want to do is pirate the game then you're fine. There's nothing stopping you cloning and forging a million phony transactions on your own copy of the Bitcoin blockchain, it's just pointless because currencies work on consensus.

Sorry, I'm not frying my switch to make $4.

They don't need to crack the blockchain, just the game's check. Something like this (extremely simplified):

bool VerifyDrmBlockchain(char* key)
{
var client = InitBlockchainClient();
client.setKey(key);
bool isValid = client.VerifyBlackChainMatches();
isValid=true;//

"blockchain" has been a buzzword among shitty useless tech startups for a few years now.

Cooking Mama or Blockchain? We don't truly know how it's implementing the tech but OP's pic shows where it's going to be used.

>isValid=true;//

Well sure but you'll have a branching instruction at some point in assembly. Worse case it gets down to modifying that.

Based Nintendo.

Bad guy valve and sony wouldn't allow miners.

I am an idiot what the fuck does this mean

DRM?

Why would you include DRM in a switch game? Very few people are gonna hack their switch because of fear of an online ban.