Argonians are the most powerfull race on the planet

dumbass

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>Host are the most powerfull race on the planet
ftfy

They’re the best.

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I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY

SLAVERY

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must protecc

argonian posters are worse than dunmer posters
don't even get me started on pelinal posters

who are the most tolerable TESposters

I recognize that artist....

>During the Oblivion Crisis the Argonian Hivemind called them home and coordinated them to the point where THEY were invading Oblivion through the gates and Dagon had to close them to keep the lizards out
Wew

lorefags

YOU'LL MAKE A FINE PAIR OF BOOTS, LIZARD.

Literally slaves to trees and elves, very embarrassing

Bugpeople

Must protect the lizards

There is no Argonian hivemind. The Hist are linked to each other, and the Hist are masters of the Argonians, but the lizards themselves do not have a hivemind.

Argonians have uncircumcised dicks

>and elves

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Gameplay wise the Bretons and Orisimer are the strongest. Argonians are only strong in lore where they do shit like invade Oblivion or annex Morrowind and that's only when they're all possessed and hopped up on Hist.

But are the slaves to the hist?

Yes, moron. Nirn is a planet in mundus.

N’wah swit

Fucking want that dick right now. Just image the smell

What about Redguard? They invented nuclear warfare by being really good with swords.

how do you know this you cant see any in the games i think yuo are lying

Oh right, I thought you meant current slaves.

Yes, the Hist created the Argonians to do menial shit for them while they calculate a way to get bigger acorns in the next kalpa.

Like a swamp
The Hist wills it

>Go to Leyawiin
>Cast Frenzy and Rally on citizens
>Imperial Guards curb stomp the Argonians
Lmao

>play Skyrim thinking that Argonians are shit-tier and are ugly as fuck
>come back years later and decide to install some lewd mods
>find that semi-chubby Argonian tummies of both sexes, Argonian milkers, and Argonian dongs are superior to every other race's equivalents
Thanks Argonianposters of /tesg/

Sounds hot desu, fuck just image them inside you.

Bosmer
I would say Redguard and Breton also, but they had no right to overtake Orsinium.

eso actually confirms they all have a cloaca

BRETON TRASH

user, that's gay.

>implying ESO is even canon

NINININININININI

more canon than tes 4 and 5 combined

Altmer

what is a cloaca

Combined shit and sex organs

My Argonian fucked prostitutes in Morrowind with an uncut dick

Maybe I am gay for lizard dicks, I mean who wouldnt be. Id almost let them cuck me

Based

can i fuck it?

that is very extreme user

If you've got to travel, by the Nine Divines, stay on the roads. The wilderness just isn't safe anymore. We've had sightings, you see. The Daedra.

They will always have pussy and/or dick to me

Only by the same logic that you can fuck most hole shaped things if you really want to

then i am still determined.

Which voice in Oblivion is the goofiest
>Male Imperial
>Male Nord
>Male Elf

You'll have to fuck fish, and they'll die during the act. The cloaca is not sized for a human penis. You'll be fucking fish guts, bones, scale, slime, shit, eggs...It's a nasty process. Are you sure you're up for it?

are you offering?

I might be persuaded to refund you the cost of the fish.

Got you, egg brother.

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user I love lizards, id love to fuck a fictional one

Is the legendary edition of skyrim hard to mod because of the creation engine?
Is there a way to buy the original and all the dlc?

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based

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Orcs are the strongest race in terms of pure strength, but they can't organize or plan for shit so they almost always lose.

I think you can still buy the original and dlc off of Steam, the link has just been hidden - and has to be entered directly - you can't find it through the search function.

I want to be the cute argonian wife.

Based Bosmerbro

The Argonians have a sub-conscious "soft" hive mind with the Hist. They do not consider themselves to be one entity, but they can hear the will of the Hist within their dreams. This is why during the Oblivion crisis many Argonians returned home, because they were being called back.

Disregard that, it doesn't work anymore. I just checked and the DLC downloads have been taken down.

Do you think Hist will take lizards with them to the next dream?

Didn't the hist trees create them to be their "eyes"?

If you look up the DLC on google you can find their steampage and download it from there, worked for me.

Based.

Raping dun*Er bitches is my favorite past time.

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Yes, they feed information back to Black Marsh so the Hist can keep up with current events.

I checked directly on my steam library, using the "find more dlc in store" button and it just came up empty. I guess it doesn't work that way anymore, thanks for correcting I guess.

Reminder that if you're making a lizard race, they must go barefoot.

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yes

Redguards pack the biggest and blackest dicks and they bodied the Thalmor/Aldmeri Dominion solo. Just think about that, the best mages in the entire world defeated by sword play alone. The imperials with the help of breton manlets and nordic ice niggers couldn't beat the Thalmor but the Redguards did it. I'm sorry but no race can compete with the black men that hail from hamemrfell. Also, women from all the other races seek out redguard men for sex haha.

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I've heard steam keys still work but apparently some people have had their keys not work.

I think LE might have been totally shoah'd.

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Man are you projecting ?

>Redguards pack the biggest and blackest dicks
Ok, biggest, whatever, but why do you say "blackest" as if that were a positive trait? That's worrying, user.

Are they?

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>Nirn
>not a planet

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How is dick blackness even measured?

What mod is this

Post more user my boner demands it

But my mmo set bonus force me to wear pants and shoes

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Ordinator is cringe

Set bonuses are a fucking cancer that needs to go.

Todds first creation

we need more argonian threads on vee

We need more Oblivion/Morrowind threads

Animal people trigger mods/jannies though.

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Then keep going

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Hahahahahaha no. They can just make new slaves, and adapt their design to fit the current kalpa.

No, it's not hard to mod at all.

Why are so many scalies gay?

>phoneposter
cringe

Because it's easy to pick up more degenerate traits if you're already degenerate.

The blacker the bigger the whiter the smaller, jut like irl. Ask you gf ;)

LIZARDGANG

What did he mean by this?

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People with good taste usually have good taste.

based

Can we at least all come together and agree that Altmer are the shittest? Can't we just agree on that?

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>they bodied the Thalmor/Aldmeri Dominion solo.
After getting help from the Empire fighting a already weaken Aldmeri army. Dumb black poster.

I agree. Nords are the worst.

i too love oversized penises

Post the whole image, fag.

tell us more about how great you think you are

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The help they got was from Redguard Soldiers who were dismissed when the treaty was signed.

I guess my first mistake was saving random images on this board.

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That's a big lizard

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Is a stealth/magic build viable in Morrowind?

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>Shadow scale sneaking into an Imperial stronghold -circa 3E 433

>magically sneak up to enemy
>low STR backstab
>1/16th health gone
>stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab
>get hit once and drink three potions

Only viable with excessive alchemy to essentially turn you into a temporary regular sneak character.

That's what I always end up playing, especially because of the availability of magical daggers and the need to buy spells when starting out. And because it's fun
You can pull enemies with a cheap custom distance spell with no AoE, you can kill off the first enemy with stealth, if you get Mysticism you get Absorb Health and Reflect (absolutely broken spells), you're rich as fuck, etc.
Melee is the hardest imo, to the point that a warrior without Marksman to at least pull enemies one by one is fucked in a dungeon. For melee to be as OP you require Enchantment and/or Restoration.

>Have over 100% Chameleon in Oblivion
>Try to talk to someone
>They draw their weapon
>Immediately lose me
>"Must have been the wind"
Lmao

you know they had a "disbanded" Legion helping them.

>Not the Fremen Felines

>Bosmer
Literally just" uwu look at my qt bosmer I made" shit

why are they so retarded looking in oblivion? I mean, I know that game is all potato faces but they're on another fucking level of retarded looking.

Not the same user, but sure

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>that guy who won't stop drinking while talking to you

>tfw no big buff argonian maid

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Thanks user love you

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Anyone have good pics of Argonian cosplay?

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Well...

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Why live anymore man

Argonian amazons are a treasure.

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i remember someone posting the rest of that set of pics but every time they get posted, the thread gets insta 404'ed

im surprised the thread has lasted this long already, its getting saucier by the minute

The argonians are not "slaves" to the hist, the Argonians ARE the hist.
Are your arms your slaves?
There is no difference, the physical form is just an illusion

Dunmer post coming through.

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Source btw?

You don't wanna know

The argonians souls return to the hist.
Onlyone entity can dream, you cannot go to the next dream, however, you can be remembered in the next dream.

The reason the Argonians exist is to collect information from Tamriel so the hIst have stuff to remember in their Amaranth
dream not kalpa you dumb nigger

Cuck

>non-human race players
>playing kaijit or argonian in skyrim
Fuckkng cringe honestly its cringe to playing anything other than nord in skyrim

>Argonians are the Hist
Lorelet please leave

fucking half knowledge wannabe lorefag.
Read the lord of souls and talk to me again.

the argonians are the walking forms of the Hist.
Their souls come from the hist, they return to them. they collect their memories, the hist create them, the hist cannot live withotu the argonians, the argonians cannot properly procreate without the HIst.
All argonian memories become part of the Hists consciousness
The argonians are as much part of the Hist as your Organs are part of you.
Just because they are Individuals doesnt mean they arent part of a greater whole.

What is the Hist, anyway?

muh fucking dick

>tfw we'll never get a Black Marsh game because only Argonians can survive inside it and they'll never make a game where they're the only available race to avoid alienating normalfags

Argonians suck ass

Powerful farm equipment.

Oh I do user, i do

What mods?

i wish haha

ScaleHeat on Pornhub
Enjoy

i wish i could suck an argonians ass haha

Thanks user, your the best.

>tfw my modded playthrough happened to be exactly like that pic.
>My argonian follower kills everything everytime I fail at sneaking like a retard

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>playing as a h*man
>ever

The hist are an invasive species in the dream, they existed wherever the original dreamer came from, and forced themselves into its memory.
Probably.

THe form we know of the hist are Spore trees, we dont know if this is because in the original world of the hist, beeing a tree was not a hinderance, which is logical considering in the original world of the Hist, there wasnt even a concept of "time".
The other possibiliy is that the physical form of the Hist are only the imperfect mirror of the original form of the Hist, what happens to them when confined by the logic of the Earthbones.
Regardless of the actual truth, the Hist are giant baobab looking spore trees that are connected through a network of roots.
Their Hist sap, also refered to as Amber plasm by dipshits, is simmilar to Craetia. It can alter almost anything into any other thing, tho it tends to be reptillian in nature. We dont know if thats inherent to the trees, or if its just because thats the most readily available mateiral in the marsh.
The Hist are perhaps the most Padomaic aligned creatures in existance, they were also the first to arrive on tamriel, populating the continent.

The hist eventually created the argonians from non intelligent lizards, giving them their white souls.
The hist are trying to create their own amranth, the Argonians collect informaiton for that amaranth.
The Hist, due to their "fuck time" nature, also come itno conflict with the Jillians and eventually wage war ont hem.

shut up faggot

So Argonians are mexicans in Texas, New Mexico and California?

You are playing as a Lizard Wizard right now aren't you?

I've never played as a stealth archer

lizard girls a cute, CUTE!

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GR3 only applies for porn now

i have a question lorefags, why do the lizard people have tits?

Yes, they have them to attract humans

venom sacs.

unironically,they were designed to appeal to humans while they have no actual use

so can they take human seed?

*blocks your path*
whoa... so this is the power of the Hist(TM)

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It's a tragedy that the games are trash because the lore behind it all is fascinating. Kirkbride did one hell of a job.

it's pretty much known mer and argonians can breed with humans.
the child's species is determined by the mother

"no"

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All the races in Tamriel can mate with one another.

Should I go light armor and 2 hander next?

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>Time-sliding Tree Gods imbued their subjects with extra power to avoid being burnt to the ground

You brag about this as though the Argonians are themselves capable of it.

between this and the fact that its explicitley stated that khajiit women love human cock, how many of the original TES lorefags were furries?
not that im complaining

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>there are people in this thread, most likely farming tools that can breathe who ACTUALLY believe propaganda about black marsh invading Oblivion
>implying they didnt just pillage Vvardenfell after it was all said and done

Fuck off stinky lizards.

Switch LA for HA and you got a deal

I like going light armor because it offers faster movement.

There are literally thousands of massive, white dicks nearly a foot long a google away and in my pants, you dumb nigger.

>Morrowfags still trying to act like Dark Elves are anything but dirt trash now
More like Dungmer.

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And heavy armour offers being much more fashionable

I personally find light armor to be more appealing on my builds.

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not got a racist bone in my body but dunmer make me sick
i hope they are near enough extinct in es6

simple as

Doesn't make sense that the more bestial races can breed with men, though.

This desu

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They have nothing to be proud of other than the stereotype of having bigger penises. It's all they have.

>the fact that its explicitley stated that khajiit women love human cock
Source?

That's a big lizard.

boy, you Dunmer sure are a contentious people.

I would unironically have all current elves be extinct in exchange for Dwemer and Lilmothiit to come back

What are some good games with lizardmen aside from Divinity?

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dagger fall
en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Real_Barenziah,_Part_III

>mister minecraft
Back to r*ddit

What other games have such kino cosmology?

I ain't barafag, so can't really appreciate your choice of aesthetics style
Digging your lizbro

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>storing glass vials on your chest
That's asking to get them broken in a fight.

s'need

Thanks
Have a :} Derkeethus

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Ain't tamrielic glass quite literally its own fucking armour tier

the simple fact that its not warhammer inspired makes me give this image a 10/10

I don’t see it in there. I was hoping for something more plainly stated, you got my hopes up

cute dork

Very good lizard
Would boop the snoot

its the barbed dicks, user. khajiit women dont like barbed dicks.
fuck now i need to play as my female khajiit girl again and fuck a lizard bitch, thanks user.

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Darksiders. I'd also argue Dishonored or Prey, depending on how loose your definition of cosmology is.

Oblivion > Daggerfall > Morrowind > Skyrim > Arena

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>all the young humans and mers masturbate at night to The Lusty Argonian Maid
How are their female ever going to recover ?

That's not stated, just that Barenziah was unaware of the barbs.
I think you're reading too hard into this.

SUCH VIOLENCE

N'wah

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Nigger

N'igger*

>Got into a massive Skyrim modding binge like two months ago
>Played for like 400 in the span of two or three weeks
>Haven't touched it since
TESVI when? I don't think I'd have it in me to even bother with ESO.

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I refuse to touch Skyrim until that mod porting Oblivion into it is finished.

All I wanted was an Oblivion remaster for it's 10th anniversary a couple years ago, and what did we get, a fucking Skyrim remaster

>Get laughed out of /tesg/
>Comes to Yea Forums to cry about it
Typical Oblivitard.

in real life barbed dicks have only one function,to prevent females from escaping.
They do not bring pleasure,only pain
Thats why male cats also bite the neck of the female while mating so she cannot escape from his grasp

That ain't true
The barb thing is for causing forced ovulation

>goes to /vg/
Typical Skyrimjob

the fact still remains,female cats dont like it

m-mommy?

Fair enough

I can't tell the difference at all between Nords, Imperials, and Bretons

play eso

how do you play it for free

Argonians and Redguards are god tier
Dark Elves and Khajit are based and redpilled
Nords and Imperials are cucks
Wood Elves and High Elves are faggots
and literally who cares about fucking Bretons

I hope they have unique feet in the next game

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>t. reptilian

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How so? Compared to Skyrim ESO doesn't even look that bad.

you wait for a free weekend

hnnnngh

I've tried and it's fun right up until you have to fight something tough like a troll or a named character in a cave. They can tank your arrows and run up and kill you in the time it takes you to pull out a weapon, and if you manage to get it out, you're still fucked because you stuck all your points in stealth and archery.

Sounds like a good time to be honest. I mean is the Hist evil or good?

Oh fuck imagine him saying that to me about my willingness to fuck

Even then, it's a leap to go from "female cats dislike cat penis as it is painful" to "it's explicitly stated that khajits love human cock".

Why do they have such stupid necks? I want to play as a dinosaur man but they have such stupid necks that make it look like they have an upside-down boot for a head.

how do I play ESO for free without an arbitrary limit on how much I can play it

you don't

So lizards do have titties in daggerfall get fucked morrowfags

Metokur's ok when he's not just repeating the same sarcastic lines over and over.

>buy
Why would you do that?
They literally don't want to sell it to you, and have gone out of their way to try and stop people from buying it. Just pirate it if you want that version.

DUNGMER
D U N G M E R
HAHAHAHAHA COPE
IT'S OUR LAND NOW ASHBOIS

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why would I play it then?

So when I saved that one argonian slave, I made friends with all of the Hist?

Where my Breton boys at?
youtube.com/watch?v=WRUYyj20b7M

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>put one of the original skyrim version DLC on my steam wishlist and forgot for a while
>unavailable now and can't remove it from the wishlist or even see it there
>but it's still counted as being on it
of all the things to trigger me I never expected this to be one of them

Pirate the game, create your own server.

never should have come here

Tamriel isn't even made of physical matter like our universe is, so I don't really understand how you can say any given thing "doesn't make sense"

ESO is the only TES game after TES 3 with proper writing and lore.
Let's be honest, Bethesda dosn't know how to write

>believing the dreamscape meme
>actually and willingly submitting yourself to the "all a dream lel" philosophy where nothing then has any weight or consequence or stakes so nothing matters and therefore its no use being invested in events

Yet there's no "this is the proper version to buy" so people just don't bother at all

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Ugh, Id still bang but ew

I'm sure there is a proper version to buy. It will just be like HITMAN 2, where people are too lazy to do their research.

There's proof that the dream is true, however. Just using console commands is CHIM.

You'll make a fine pair of boobs, lizard

I'd rather bang this

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>I'm sure there's a proper version to buy
what is it, then?

user you have wonderful taste, wish he bang me

If I knew I would have said so straight up, I don't play ESO

shame he doesnt upload much anymore

Yeah, did you check his man site out?

>Tiber Septim just toggled god mode and entered console commands to change the jungle to a temperate landscape

literally any of them, but the proper way to play is chronologically

>the proper way to play is chronologically
then why did they make it so you can go anywhere?

cuz people bitched about not being to go anywhere

Post your cute argonians. This thread has some cuties but moar never hurt

i dont suppose anyone knows where to get a mask like that

asking for a friend

He says where he got it on his website scaleheat

Not on PC, but here's more lizardman.

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Whats the cheapest version then

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Bump and he is a cutie

very lovely!, especially the blue one

I have a serious problem where every time I play Skyrim I just make buff Argonians

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Thats not a problem its a solution my dude. Bara fags are the best, that the man I want to have or a son like that.

Now I wanna buy whatever the most recent version of the game is

BY AZURA YOU PEOPLE ARE SNAKES

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Maybe I should actually try out my Vampire idea again. My last character I tried very hard to have fun with being a Werewolf, but no mod in the world can make that shit tolerable, nor the Companions questline good.

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>werewolf lizard
What

THey would be if they didn't sound like a fifty year old Floridian whore. If I'm playing a beast race I'm either playing Khajit or Nord. Dumb fucking snow monkeys at least have emotion when they speak.

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>beast race
>Nord

post lizard feet

>so cucked by Mundus transform into immigrants to Nords in Skyrim
The ABSOLUTE state of Greyskins.

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>beast race
>Nord
I'm gonna kick your ass.

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Its not worth it, user just murder them. Oh also there is going to be a happening soon. Most likely at Sans Frisco bridge

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[Spoiler]goodness what a hunk[/spoiler]

Why are they allies in ESO anyway

>Kill Ulfric
>Stormcloak-loyal Nords start complaining about feeling oppressed
>B-BUT MUH MIGHTY TALOS
>B-BUT MUH YSGRAMOR
>UNGA BUNGA ME SMASH YOU WITH STICK AND ROCK

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Why does it have a harness on

If Talos is so mighty, why doesn't he just strike down the Thalmor? You're telling me this guy could replace jungles with meadows, but can't stop a bunch of fucking mortals talking shit?

Even that reject Peryite can defend himself better.

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Doesn't mean a thing to the jannies/mods, non-humans are still ilegal

That's where the Nordic Dragonborn, fourth avatar of Lorkhan comes in cleaving Th*lmor heads in with Wuuthraad while leading a few Dragons enslaved to his voice.

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK IS GOING ON THIS THREAD
BACK TO YOUR SLAVE PENS YOU FUCKING JACKETS

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I don't get why the Nords think he was one of them when his descendants are Imperials

As I understand it (haven't played ESO) the nord/dunmer/argonian alliance are just races who are allied to get their independence from anyone else, the aldmeri one wants to create an Elven Empire, while the breton/orc/redguard one wants to bring back the Empire as it was basically.
shitposting aside why can't Talos interfere with the world like the Daedra can? the other Divines at least sacrificed enough of their power in creating the world that they're incapable of that level of interference, but Talos would be a full powered divine on par with the Daedra unless I'm missing something

Going through some nostalgia right now.

Oblivion as an unarmed argonian thief
or
Skyrim as an argonian light armor hand to hand (unarmed helper mod)

>Orcs want to bring back the Imperial Empire
Huh

>werewolf
It's a vampire. Werewolfs don't have any external signs.

I like to make them buff, but not to the point of being over-exaggerated. I typically never go over 50 on the Samson (I think that's the buff one) slider.

>My ancestor :)

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YUMMY YUMMY SALTRICE IN MY TUMMY
KWAMA EGGS AND ASH YAMS TOO
DOWN IT ALL WITH SUJAMMA BREW
WHILE THE CATS AND LIZARDS MAKE MY STEW
LIZARDNIGGERS ARE TRASH AND ARE ONLY GOOD AS FETCHERS OF SUJAMMA. DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

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*werewolves.

Prove to me that Talos is real.
Go ahead, I'll wait.

why do argonians have nipples?

Argonians are property after all.

Sex appeal.

You ever lewd your argonians or is it more of platonic feelings

>*Proceed to get pillaged and raped by Chadgonians and all of your Houses destroyed*
>*Volcano explodes and covers Morrowind in shitty dirt and ash*

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Based. Uppity fucking scalieniggers and furrfaggots overtaking the whole board.

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apparently Orsinium is a province during this period, also they'd change aspects of the Empire to give greater say to local kingdoms if what I'm reading from the wikis is correct

Only Hlaalu fell and mostly because other houses also wanted them gone.
Redoran is still active and are controlling the government after kicking out lizardniggers and the Telvanni are now completely unshackled by the Imperial law. Living high up in their now unreachable mushrooms due to levitation act and are experimenting on argonian slaves more than ever.

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Orcs got treated pretty well under the empire. Altmer just treat them like animals.

lol

I kind of want to buy a cheap version of ESO to experience it's interpretations of the provinces, but I dont have much time to invest in an MMO.

Well, they are animals

I don't have any sex mods installed if that's what you mean. The only time I ever do stuff like and was because I installed a mod for poses and was messing around with it.
I genuinely enjoy just putting on a pair of headphones and getting immersed as much as possible.

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>Living in the past
Cope harder Morrowfags
Dungmer haven't been relevant in hundreds of years
>The most a Dungmer has ever done was kill a bunch of birds

>after kicking out lizardniggers
oh?
>Only Hlaalu fell and mostly because other houses also wanted them gone.
I'm pretty sure house Dres is basically fucked beyond belief because their holdings were pretty much mainly right where the argonians hold in pick related, and Indoril was already getting justed after morrowind to say nothing of Mournhold being sacked
Everyone but Redoran and to a lesser extent Telvanni got JUST'd hard, there's a reason Redoran is basically the only one you hear about besides Telvanni and Hlaalu

>One of the only existing members of House Telvanni was raised by an Argonian and taught to love them
lol

Dungmer get cucked by both Nords AND Chadgonions at the same time. The absolute fucking state of the dungmer.

Literally cucked, I am guessing the male argonian are fucking the dungmers wifes as well.

>slider
is there some kind of bodyslide for men now?

Shape atlas for men.

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SAM Light with the SAM Morphs for Racemenu mod for SSE

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REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION GOYIM

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ok sauce nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=cEj79TpDCgc

5:29 for sick argonian flow

QT!

HEY
DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK SHIT ABOUT OUR SAVIOR SAINT JIUB LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING OUTLANDER

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deviantart.com/swazzii
I think she took it down.

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They were the only race that not only held back the Oblivion gates, but actually pushed Dagon's forces back into Oblivion and raided the place. Dagon had to close all the gates in Black Marsh just to prevent them from overrunning his realm. They then took all the fancy daedric armor and weapons they obtain from fucking up Oblivion to go fuck up the Dark Elves.

Also reminder that Bethesda will NEVER set a game in Black Marsh because they are idiots that subscribe to the idea that the player cannot identify with a game if the primary race don't look human. Even Dark Elves are just gray skinned humans, so Morrowind was an option. But Black Marsh and Elsweyr will never be the settings of a main title game.

>Also reminder that Bethesda will NEVER set a game in Black Marsh because they are idiots that subscribe to the idea that the player cannot identify with a game if the primary race don't look human
even if that is a partial reason it would also require retcons since no non argonians can live in the black marsh except for some areas right on the edge, whereas I could see a Valenwood/Elsweyr game with both provinces since they're small

You say that like Bethesda actually gives a shit about the lore. They retcon shit all the time. Pete Hines made it clear they don't really give a shit.

I feel like Bethesda cares a smidgen more about Elder Scrolls than Fallout at the very least. TES is a lot more fantastical and whimsical with more opportunities to do crazy things than Fallout.

hard? no

you want a lot of mods, a wonderful experience AND a stable game? i hope you have hundreds of hours to invest in that. its worth it though skyrim is unironically the best game of all time if you add mods

>implying nords aren’t canonically the biggest jokes in all of tamriel

Lmao ytoids

Especially the sex mods

Why would you need a retcon? Just say the Hist willed it and boom done.

Breton are for tryhard min/maxers (muh magick resist)
Dark Elves are for edgelord contrarians
High Elves are for heretics and yaoifags
Khajiit are for junkies and prostitutes
Nords are for boring white people
Orcs are for retards and barafags
Redguards are for boring black people
Wood Elves are for children and unironic "stealth archers"

ARGONIANS are for male chads, lusty 10/10 girls, and actual greys from space. these three groups meet on a regular basis to mock virgins, rule Earth, and have mind-blowing interstellar orgies.

you can disagree but you'd be wrong.

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Dude, Cyrodil was a jungle. When they made Oblivion they completely forgot it was supposed to be a jungle so they made up some stupid lore reason about Talos using CHIM to make it so that it was never a jungle.
They do not give a shit about the lore.
When shit stops adding up they break out the "unreliable narrator" defense, even when it doesn't make sense.
Paarthurnax is described as Alduin's older brother, but Alduin is the first born of Akatosh. Other parts of the lore state that Alduin should BE Akatosh. Further than that, Alduin should not be describing himself in any term resembling the name Akatosh because that name for that god wasn't made until AFTER he was banished.
The lore does not matter to Bethesda.

>Dude, Cyrodil was a jungle. When they made Oblivion they completely forgot it was supposed to be a jungle so they made up some stupid lore reason about Talos using CHIM to make it so that it was never a jungle.
>t. never played Arena

teeny tiny hands?

Based House Dres.

youtube.com/watch?v=gH8xzJcbgyo

Argonians lol

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Lol if you want to use Arena as evidence for anything you are shooting yourself in the foot. Arena is supposed to be all of Tamriel and NONE of it is consistent with lore descriptions from later games.

remove m*r

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>no tail
WHAT DID YOU DO.

what about imperials

Has any game ever portrayed Cyrodil as a jungle?
Arena?
Daggerfall ?
Morrowind it wasn't shown
Oblivion no
Skyrim no
ESO no

Is it just from the one book? Is it really a retcon if it was never shown?

Literally every location in Arena looks like generic ye oldy land.

Alright bros, every time I try to understand the lore on my own I just get confused
What the fuck are you all talking about when you say "the dreams" I thought the physical world the games take place in is real and the elves are trying to unmake it or something?

so boring I forgot they existed.

>bonuses to personality, speechcraft, and mercentile
>useless for fighting/exploring/sex
>only manage to avoid bitchboi status because of "plot"

they're for RP'ing as Todd. probably his favorite race as well.

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Don't sweat the metaphysics. If you must read up on the Hindu faith as that is the template for TES.

hey guys is this the official lizard husbando thread?

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Nirn is a "dream" in the same way our world is. If God exists his universe is the dream etc. But in Elder Scrolls they know that God exists.

You know that birds and dolphins have a cloaca too? Just go fuck an ostritch

So they can spray clouds of defensive hist sap underwater.

But what is "the next dream"?

Post argonian peepee

The next iteration when Nirn will be reformed. Maybe Lorkahn and akatosh merging or something to that effect resetting everything.

I was really hoping for argonian girls desu

thread is a massive disappointment

Yes!

Will the lizards be ok in the next world? Will we ever wake up to the real world?

youtube.com/watch?v=8t5aQ2mTx-4&t=1s

they'll be fine

When Todd retires they will reboot the series with a new gods dream.
Probably Emil.

You can fuck anything if you're brave enough.

Soul Calibur has a lizard-dude that fucks Ivy on the regular, according to all the ungodly amount of sourceporn I watched of it.

Bullshit, lizards have dicks
Cloacka is for birds

>He doesn't know birds are reptiles.

they're not though

does it make any sense for a nightblade to join the companions?

Nord=Dunmer>>Argonian>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else

argonians lay eggs, user

>Breton are for tryhard min/maxers (muh magick resist)
Nothing wrong with atronach bretons. Embrace the mutt race.

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This and le badass lizards invade oblivion itself convinced me that there is a sacliefag working at Bethesda. Dunmer did nothing wrong. Cat gypsies to the plantation, lizards to the grave.

AAAAGHHHH SAAAVE ME Yea Forums!!!!!

Are you still fuming about being beat by your former slaves? I mean how cuck are you.

>Breton are for tryhard min/maxers (muh magick resist)
more like high elf and critical weakness to paralysis

could serve as a bed for the night, an alibi and a decent place to pick up leads on jobs . do you mean nightblade gameplay or the nightblades of lore?

Nightblade as a stealth archer that summons and uses ice magic and shouts with a dagger

yeah but what about your character's motives?

i wanted my character to do every questline
was going to try to work on them mostly side by side just hit level 20 and at the beginning of the thieves guild quest line i figured my build would be a very well rounded suited for everything but i dunno
character is supposed to be chaotic neutral in nature

>yeah but what about your character's motives?

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Argonians bitches belong on dunmer dick

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To have fun and acquire power
betray is a moral breaker really so i have no idea who the sacrifice to boethia but i do want to do that quest (i heard somewhere that there where nameless merc followers?)
i refuse to to the cannibal quest in fact i will kill every cannibal npc because my character hates them, i also don't want to sacrifice the priest for the skull of corruption
other than that yeah.

Ain't happening anymore. Bethesda decided to felate the slave races because racism isn't cool. The only thing you can get is LIZARDed Dunmer women.

Paarthurnax is the older brother by virtue of not being trapped in time. Alduin was the firstborn but Paarhurnax lived for much longer than Alduin.

The Alduin/Akatosh thing is disputed in the game itself, some say he is, some say he clearly isn't. Even the Greybeards see him as some sort of natural force that shouldn't necessarily be stopped, since he would usher in a new era, kinda like the whole Ragnarok thing.

The truth in the game itself is that Alduin is actually immortal, but the world eater stuff comes from the dragon priests finding a way to open up a portal to aetherius, allowing Alduin to absorb the souls of the dead. Much of his power came from his then human, now undead followers.

>lizards grow in overall relevance
>series goes to shit
Hmm...

Yes totally, its not like the have been making there games like rpgs anymore. Also morrwind is a shit as game btw.

ESO does actually, but just for a little bit. you face a celestial entity that knows what it used to be and is actively trying to force it back to its primordial state. it also implies that trolls used to be much much MUCH stronger for reasons i dont really know.

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Postin argonian in an argonian thread

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>gets blindsided
>three Nords survive and come back with 497 more
>yeet Snow Elves so hard they go underground and Dwarves turn them into niggers with no eyes
Lmao this M*r logic.

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tes: redguard, a really shitty non-rpg adventure game. It didn't do well adn it was todds first time as lead director. He took over when all the actual talented veteran directors left or were kicked out by a jewish lawyer (literally) who took over the company.

SORRY

>those 1 dres enemies at boethiah's arena in eso that just stand still and swing a chain whip around in a circle

best light armor and dagger in the game?

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They actually are. Modern classification puts birds under dinosaurs which are under the order Reptilia. Birds are reptiles.

Is there any way to clean up the UI in ESO.
That is horrid.

Paarth

yes, there are addons to minimize things, make them absent when not fighting, or absent completely. that pic has addons running

Speak english

Chad Races
>Argonian, Redguard, Imperial, Orc
Acceptable Races
>Khajiit, Nord, Wood Elf,
Virgin Races
>Dark Elf, Breton, High Elf

>Dude's got a gay porn thread at 50 replies
>post about epstein
>immediately gets removed
I've finally figured out how to nuke threads guys

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based jews

>When you finally get your morrowind mods running right just in time for you to lose any desire to play

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Did you know bethesda's kike overlord is banned from banking for life for being a shady motherfucker and moving anything that had a monetary value?

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That's Trumpkino.

The fuck does that even mean

By Azura I cannot wait for the next game and Dunmer resurge and rain down Oblivion fire on the scaleskins and their unholy spawn. House Redoran will rise.

That's alot of cats.

This post will not age well

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Dunmer women are for Nords

What a hottie

I hope that alligator grows up to eat that dirty mexican

source?

Hottie and also looks like a npc in that pic

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" Good day, marshfriend!"

Talos can't interfere because he was just a mantle of Lorkhan, and the only way Lorkhan can interfere in anything is by reincarnating in a Shezarrine

that looks terrifying

The Argonians are going to storm through vvardenfell and start taking parts of war torn Skyrim so that Bethesda doesn’t have to come up with a canon ending for the war.

It's a word people from /ptg/ and r/The_Donald made up so they can identify other Trump supporters.

That’s stupid.

Should I keep the 4 arms?

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Four arms are comfy.

I wish he'd hug me with those four arms

All these Dungmer larpers pretending it’s 200 years ago. Go back to sucking Nord cock for a septim on the docks of Windhelm and cry about how your living “gods” cucked you all.

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>It's a word people from /ptg/ and r/The_Donald made up
Bullshit

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This person needs a better makeup artist.
I like the direction she was going, but the actual job looks a little sloppy.
The horns are garbage, there's too much space between scales on the face, and the "texture" on the scales themselves looks kinda muddy and blurred.
Sharper details and better work on the horns would've been borderline movie quality.

Can't fuck up if you don't try.

Everquest unironically has the best lizards

God damn that's thick, what body/armor mods?

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Why is he so hot

Bump

Is eso any good?
I've never played an mmo before, I just like elder scrolls.

>smoothskin
Gross

It doesn't play like an elder scrolls game if that's what you're asking.

dres are my favourite house
still can't believe this bullshit

No human face = hotter

Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can.

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You said that like it's a bad thing ameriscar

I'm sorry who made all the provinces kneel before the emperors brass gundam? Not argonians that's for sure

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pretty much

seething talos worshipper

Yeah, they just made fucking Dagon flee from Black Marsh
Meanwhile Dwemer got btfo by Azura, Dwemer got ASHED by Azura, Imperials fell due their own incompetence and Nords got owned by their own chronical retardation

A potato faced retard single handedly slapped dragons shit so that's not much of an accomplishment.

yes

How do you get a modded followers body to be like that?
Asking for a friend.

Tawoba with bodyslide

Do bodyslides affect all female bodies, or can the player pick an npc and transform them?

It really ain't desu

Can someone please tell me why they actually like nords? Surely it's just ironic viking worship right?
They are the most boring race in the game, at least they are the way they were portrayed in Skyrim. They were better in Morrowind but they still can't compare to the Dunmer or the Argonians.

>most boring race
That's the Bretons. Literally a race for anglo and french self-insertion.

Imperials are the most boring, as they are copypaste Romans. Even their country is terribly generic.

Skyrim was definitely not as well defined as it could have been - no idea why the Nordic pantheon was hardly explored. Why would they be all over the imperial gods?

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it affected all female bodies last time I tried it

Why were the Daedric Princes so quiet in Skyrim? They usually have a hand in Tamriel politics

Dunmer are literally the only race to ever become gods.

Just convert your waifu armor

>Dunmer are literally the only race to ever become quasi-gods.
FTFY
Both Nords and Altmer with their mindless rambling about Talos do not need to apply

This is correct.

IT HAS FUCKING PECKS

The same gods that were responsible for a catastrophic disaster and aftermath that displaced most of the population and raw dogged the entire country.

Seethe more dummer

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youtube.com/watch?v=RPxvTd_jCPQ
based or cringe?

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I still love the
>filipino is the most powerful race
meme. They desperately try to claim they're Asian because Japan and Korea are getting so much positive attention. The sad truth is, FOB filipinos can't even use chopsticks, their culture is closer to other pacific islanders but if you tell them that they lose their shit.

Based but I prefer Clout Ruler Temple

>ywn come home to this waiting for you on a cold winter's day

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Nirn is flat

DUNGMER WOMEN CRAVE THICK SCALY COCK

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All furries should be gassed, but fuck it, big tiddied lizzard thots make me rock hard.

Nirn is conical and multi layered. Each layer (worldskin) being a new kalpa with the previous one being Lyg.

GIANT
LIZARD
TIDDIES

>Fucking Dunmer
Worse than niggers desu

>ashburner

>this thread is still up
What in the goddamn

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MOMMY GIB SAPPIES

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I always thought argonians got screwed for racials.

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They need something far more substantial in the next TES game. Fuck waterbreathing, give them something like an innate 15% damage resistance against slashing weapons.

What species?

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The Dunmer are the only interesting race in Elder Scrolls.
You scalie degenerates only like argonians because you want to fuck giant lizards. You should be all killed.

Like Bethesda would make a comeback with attack types
Waterbreathing is fine, if there'd ever be proper underwater content and waterbreathing equip and potions weren't so fucking cheap
At least Morrowind had some pretty nice hidden underwater areas like Mudan Grotto

Blah blah blah no one fucking cares. Fuck off.

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No. You degenerates deserve only death.

Whatever you say you fucking psycho.

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>t. a man that wants to fuck giant lizards.
Death is the only suitable sentence for a freak like you.

>elffag calling others degenerates
Elffags deserve the rope.

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Kill yourself.

You blew him the fuck out with your first post, why embarrass yourself with the rest?

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>I AM SILLY

>unironically defending furries.
I cannot wait for the time when your ilk will be dragged into extermination camps.

Calm down you psychopath.

Kill yourself.

>young scrolls
based

What mods do I need to make them this thicc?

That's not what happens though. The furry is almost always an obnoxious homosexual.

Yeah, I browse both of those and it's pretty rare.
I think he's mistaken. Trumpkino is from the Trumpkino Discord. Idk who came up with it though.

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pretty sure racemenu plus a skeleton mod will let you make them as big as you want.

Yeah, surely it isn't the people that scream their heads off about them at the slightest reference.
Oh wait.

That's a very lovely back

I could never get the body mods to work right, the extra sliders wouldn't make any changes.

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You forgot the anus you dumbo

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Argonians are for rape.

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I like how this thread’s secondary purpose was basically just an excuse to post sexy lizard men and women.