Korea time

happy birthday tasteless edition

>FLASH (T) V. LIGHT (T)
what can a mere man do against a god?

and on tuesday
>RAIN (P) V. SACSRI (Z)

youtube.com/watch?v=tgc5lEU9e7s
bj.afreecatv.com/aslenglish
play.afreecatv.com/afstar1 (kr sttream)

youtube.com/watch?v=bWurqD68u70
obligatory thread theme

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edition.cnn.com/2019/08/10/politics/andrew-yang-gun-violence/index.html
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&ab_channel=musoforlyf
vocaroo.com/i/s0K8YJOVuJlc
youtube.com/watch?v=pMj-WTiIHXU
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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

time for long matches

Sacsri please save the Zerg race

RIP Flash

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>human apocalypse flash versus light, choker in residence
>long matches

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youtube.com/watch?v=LvF3iGk8ssE

Flash is confirming that this ASL will be his last for sure (see pic). Arm and shoulder is fucked up, needs surgery to fix.

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>TvT
Fuck work.

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its still TvT

oh well. he had a good run. and bisu just got out today and is doing a welcome back stream on afreeca tonight after ASL

Flash beats Light 3-1.

Sacsri puts up a good fight but Rain beats him.

Flash beats Rain.

Finals: Snow vs Flash. Flash wins.

from bisu's youtube
>In the train on my way home I had many different thoughts.. It already feels like a dream. I want to meet you all as soon as possible. See you tomorrow.

time for honour to return to the protoss race

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*chokes harder than the dong*

Snow vs. Flash is really the only finals that would be worth watching. Snow's done it before, and snow is better than he was when he beat flash and flash is worse.

happy birthday, Tasteless

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MWOUA LE CHAMPAGNE

>TvT
today's a good day

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>Fat balding 35 year old childless alcoholic.

I wouldn't wish this fate on my worst enemies.

Fuck yes, he's back.

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Should've worked out or at least stretched the fat fuck.

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>heard a story from incontrol on some stream
>how people were coming to korea and Tasteless told them before coming
>"There are many great things in Korea, but one thing they don't have is a decently sized condom. I need you to bring me some condoms."

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I hope flash takes it and can defeat snow in the finals

I imagine Nick goes to the local mart, gives a wink, and the lady behind the counter in broken English says "the usual". "Oh yeah", and hands nick his specially imported American condoms.

>tfw Ive binge watched best of tasteless videos and I feel depressed now

Flash is washed up. Light will destroy him 3-0.

>tfw no qt kespa ref gf

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clips.twitch.tv/PrettyDeadTortoiseBleedPurple

We doing Tasteless stories? This one's pretty good, as long as you aren't triggered by it being from SC2.

Korean starcraft is kind of on life support. I dont think it can survive the loss of Flash.

S t a r g i r l

Should i learn how to speak korean bros?

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>Shoulders status:
>ON FULL DISPLAY

good lord that dress slit goes right up the middle

Where did she go?

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She isn't even trying to hide those shoulders.

Flash's basement dungeon.

He just wanted to help!

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>flash eye twitch

Which matches will be more one sided todays or the ones on tuesday?

What's this hairstyle called?

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>Flash has pants on he can zip
its over Light, there is no chance you can win

>Flash practice partners stolen
Light win confirmed

He lives in an apartment.

>only training partners were Mong and the CPU
It's lonely at the top,

JUST

toddler vs mike tyson

rain's pvz isn't that good actually, sacsri might get 1 game

classic korean bowl cut

SHOULDERS REQUIRED
SHOULDERS ACQUIRED

I still haven't recovered from how snow demolished last

old man flash can lose a game or two
no way this happens in rain vs whatshisname

TASTELESS BIRTHDAY

다만, 바로

saved
>tfw don't know many of the players in this picture

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Happy Birthday Tasteless!

>half way to 70

LEL

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>this cheesy dadrock for tasteless birthday

Happy birthday Tasteless

based koreans acknowledging tasteless

>they actually put a little message onscreen for Tasteless' birthday
That's cute.

Nick was messing with Artosis and Arty didn't notice:

>Nick: But not 3-2?
>Arty: Yeah.

Did tasteless use to force his voice? In all the videos from further back than 5 years he sounded a lot more deep than presently.

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Did I miss game 1?

Nick was a smoker and transitioned to vaping. He was in fact the first vaper I ever came across. I think the smoking was hurting his voice.

No it's about to start, you are just in time user

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he said he learned to control it better for shows

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Bisu a shit
He declined in 2010 and never recovered

Fuck i'm still mad Yogaman lost against Guldo

Who are all the T bros gonna root for next Season?
>Last is good but dull and robotic
>Sharp get reliably stomped by top tier opponents like Last and Rain
>Other terrans are in even worse shape than Sharp

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I'm glad this wasn't one of the days where we have 20-30 minutes of interviews before things get properly started.

we will all await the return of our child Leta

dadrock for our daddy

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>73% in every matchup and overall
The consistency of that is insane.

I love how Flash looks like that big fat ugly guy from hentai comics that gives off raw masculinity.

based boomers

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HERE

WE

GO

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what's the music that plays during Mongs intros btw?

ZIP OR UNZIP?

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Flash goes to the military, gives his arm a year to recover. It's basically a relaxation. Then he comes back stronger than ever.

Nick was so young and handsome. No homo, but Nick throwing away his youth and beauty is a real tragedy. Alcoholism is a hell of a drug.

>Terran music all night

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>Those opening notes of the terran music of a Flash game casted by Tastosis

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Flash and Light almost have the same name. Only the middle syllable is different.

I wonder why they don't bother to pretty up the players so much for ASL as they do with GSL. Whenever they have Maru on he's caked up in so much makeup he looks like an anime figurine.

Will we see a scout made this night?

I totally agree, he really hit it at around 29 though

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Who else is having butterflies?

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bw guys are adults

I hope flash will recover. I'll be praying for him.

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White terran is the best terran

>dong went down like a bitch
>soulkey is gone
>last ASL of flash
its over boys.

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But Bisu is back

Think about the epic comeback in 2 years when flash comes back. The Ultimate Weapon is back to destroy everyone!

>another tossbabb
great

I'd like to start playing starcraft but I feel like I'd get destroyed by way more experienced players in broodwar ,should I get into starcraft 2 so I can fight against people closer to my level? I don't see anyone talking about it ,it seems kinda dead and I know it's different but pro matches look very fun.

>UED vs Alpha Squadron
canon match

imagine being stupid enough to post something like this

the sc2 ladder isnt dead at all, people just dont post about it

Lmao Light looked like he was ready to shoot himself after that failed attack

bait

You mean how light always looks?

Just start with broodwar. bnet is still full of ultra noobs. you'll do well if you have good mechanics.

just practice one build order against a computer first and when U think u have it down start spamming it on ladder. you'll lose first 30 games probably but after that you'll slowly start getting wins.

Oh and it's very important to tryhard constantly so that your APM will increase.

gg

gg

This will be the fastest TvT in a while.

this expression?

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t. Artosis

>it seems kinda dead

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Interested to see what this TvT will look like on Tripod. Whacky ass map.

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>tfw Australian

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i blame the the NBN

>get to play with koreans
jelly desu

DARKWEB

Whoa that's DARK WEB

>DUDE
>THIS IS DARK WEB

>implying I want to make some gook nerd suffer my latency

Parasite was really good. The rich mom was hot too.

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wtf happened to starlog.gg? Did they get bought by Blizzard?

E X P A N S I O N

EVEN WHEN YOU LOSE YOURSELF

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RETURN OF THE GOD

ins't dark web just sites that aren't covered by search engines?

most people don't play 1v1
click on any profile from the general chat, most of them play UMS and team games

Yes

I'LL STILL BE HERE FOR YOU

No, that is deep web.

No, that is dank web.

Most of us play coop. Blizzard confirmed it's the most popular game mode.

Thats the deep web, the dark net is that but you additionally need a special program or configuration to access it.

That are the statistics for 1v1 though. You can check the ones for team games there too, they are much lower:

rankedftw.com/stats/leagues/1v1/#v=2&r=-2&sx=a

I understand now ,I just barely saw it discussed here compared to brood war so I assumed it was dead.

100k players in NA is fucking crazy idgaf if people say it's "dead"

Coin flips are always fun to watch.

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>stargate
this artosis is actually a protoss hallucination

I've been watching this season but this is the first time I get to watch live like I used to when the song was BLIND AND FROOZEEEENNNN
The HYPE is real boys

hes getting old.

im getting old

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This game was released a very long time ago

remember when we got hyped for SC2

>93/78

no, not really

I really dont like thi map.

>remember when we got hyped for SC2
That was 10 years ago

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>Light fighting desperately to endure longer than Last

where does the time go...

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>zealots charging down enemies
>collossi walking up and down cliffs
>reapers jumping up and down cliffs
>immortals tanking siege tank shots
I mustve watched that video ten times.

i remember

TvT is just as boring as PvP. Nothing but tanks matter.

>make flash play as long as possible until the pain becomes unbearable
smart

>dark web
yes and no

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>when you want to watch a classic game but the only video available is 320p and you cannot deal with it anymore

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Just in time for the shitiest matchup ever!

ah, the pr*tossbabbies arrived

couple of beers does the job for me usually

>not liking the beauty that is TvT

Does the past even exist? Every day feels the same.

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remastered has spoiled us. You can't see shit with the 4:3 screen minus hud

Tfw Andrew Yang is a protossbab

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poor siege tanks getting bullied by SCV's

You mean you wouldn't wish it on yourself, yet it is your inevitable destiny?

This map is so fucking weird

I like the blood effects/unit death better in the old version

Only high IQ people like TvT

edition.cnn.com/2019/08/10/politics/andrew-yang-gun-violence/index.html
yeah, he sure is

>powering through the middle and losing half the map for it
Oh no bb what is you doin

DUDE

I MAEK

TANK

can't you just turn on boomer mode if you are playing?

tfw Flash is murdering the shit out of Light
that fucking mineral bank too

Yeah if you're playing but I almost never play the game, I just watch the streams and pretend I know what I'm talking about

not that. Just that units turn into smudges you can barely read.

remember when Idra and Huk's streams were watched by 20k people

damn, i feel bad for light. he's playing actually really well, it's just that he's not flash

>Flash with 4k minerals in the bank

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More like only people who actually like old school RTS like TvT.

light doesn't deserve this
>going up against fucking flash
hes a good player but not like this damn it

RIP Flash gas

TvT should be illegal

Nice

Only TvT should be legal

>five rax
>six shown
hmmm

>flash floating a CC to the left natural
sneaky

back to sparkle, protoss slave

>tvt
>against flash
>flash
flash
practically rape

CC FIGHT

>light as more gas than flash
wow he might get a win off flash

This has been a really good TvT

Flash? More like TRASH LMAO

FLASH IS WASHED UP HE'S A SHITTER NO WONDER HE'S RETIRING

Man Flash might actually lose to being gas starved. This is a great game from Light.

>with infinte resources TvT would be endless
>they just maek tancs until they run out of gas

Guys it's flash its not over

how come Fantasy still plays sc2? Wouldn't he make more money playing BW?

he likes playing sc2

oh wow

Holy shit hahahaahaha

THAT FUCKING HERO MINE

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIUIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I NEED A GIF OF THAT SPIDER MINE HERO

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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im crying

what an alpha nerd

this game will end in scv duels after they mined the whole map

I NEED TO PEE

God i fucking love TvT

MAKE

A

FUCKING

BATTLEBRUISER

gg light!

What is gas?

?

Light has plenty :^)

a mine blew up like 6 tanks

?

WHO WOULD YOU ROOT FOR /KTG/??

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gg

gg

GGGGGG

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so??

GEEEEGEEEEEEEE LIGHT

What a game.

What a good TvT

Flash wrist status?

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6 is a big number

You could make an anime out of this

TvT is like watching two kenian niggers marathon for 40 km 5 times in a row

so unfun

mine is a tiny boy

mine apocalypse

>half the audience goes for a bathroom break
THEY KNOW this is going to be 3 hours

Would ASL be peak kino if zvz games were just decided by coin flip since its the one matchup no one wants to play or watch?

which is more flammable? flash's shoulder or jaedong's wrists?

>go away to make some tea
>come back
>game is over
wtf you lied to me

who has more drones at 5 minutes wins the game

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little twip twip worth 25 minerals blew at least 40 times it's value.

His APM has been hovering around 300 this game so we're not on fire yet

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get up and stretch your legs!

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>flash actually losing
what in the fuck, we finna have a decent koreanight for once ?

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S T A R G I R L S

GOD FUCKING BLESS THE GOOK OVERLORDS

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bad. he had to get a 3-0 to save his body. but he had to go through another match at least

FLASH IS FUCKING GARBAGE CONFIRMED

at this point 80% of Flash's body has been replaced by surgery paste

I'd rather watch 100 ZvZs for the CHANCE of going long game than watch 1 PvP

I think the organisers will break a couple of fingers on Light if he wins another game, they want Rain vs Flash in the semi-finals.

>5 minutes
>ending ZvZ just as it reaches lategame
confirmed for shit taste

>oh look user came out of his cave say hi to him!

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I wonder if this was deliberate. Usually mapmakers make sure tanks can't just reach across a void and attack bases.

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F U L L Y
E X P O S E D
S H O U L D E R S

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gook mapmapers are hacks so propably not

I swear TvT is the "atmospheric slow burn horror" of starcraft, meaning it's terrible

Those hairdos are the worst.

Except when Flash is involved, then it's kino.

WHORE

>sparkle

Slow movies are great, tvt isnt.

Tvt is objectively the patricians match up, and if you don't like it you literally have bad taste.

Man Action vs Sharp was an amazing series

HAVE

It was amazingly painful, yes.

No, the double eyelid surgery is.

>Man Action vs Sharp was an amazing series

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It's okay but it's shit compared to other match ups

>tanks sieging, fireing and unsieging x 300
>patrician

People that like tvt are the boomers of sc
People that dislike tvt are the zoomers of sc

Prove me wrong

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Yeah, that's true. They don't even check whether you can see high ground from the bottom of a ramp.

>not liking slugfest ladder matches live
Do you guys even like this game?

At least we all hate PvP.

>light eyes closed, absolute concentration
>flash munching on a sandwich

Heh

It's kinda crazy that no one ended him but his own body but it's to be expected. Age and just general wear and tear will eventually take its toll

Light
>Okay you can do this. You can do this. You can do this
Flash
>2 more games and then I can go back home and take a nap

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Why do they never use science vessels for vision and defmatrix for pushes?

I do, which is why I like seeing the game played well, and not seeing players fuck up nearly everything with awful control and mistakes. I thought I was watching replays from the qualifiers.

SVs cost crazy gas

why micro a science nigger when you can deploy 3 extra tanks that one shot a def matrix?

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youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&ab_channel=musoforlyf

>red vs. blue
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

science vessels are the counter to bunched up BCs

>TvT, the knio matchup

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OLD MAN FLASH IS TRASH

Flash is done. Light is the new TvT god.

FLASH CRUMBLING

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>science vessels are the counter to bunched up BCs

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Lmao Snow is gonna stomp this feeble Flash IF he can even manage to get to the finals.

Slugfest? All Action did every time was gain an early advantage and then spent his time denying expansions and a-click into Sharp's army whenever he moved out until Sharp mined out and had to gg.

Oh no Flash...

OH NO NO NO FLASHBROS WHAT IS HAPPENING

BC strenght is Yamato. 1 ESP = a won battle in BC vs BC

>just irradiate bro lol

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And now 30 minutes of stalemate in the middle with tank lines moving slower than machine gun trenches in WW1

I like my TvT's symmetrical and slugfest

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It's a strategy game. Maybe league of legends is more suited for you lil' zoom zoom.

as it should be

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I prefer the superior SC2 which is more balanced where units actually have counters instead of MEAK 150 TANKS.

LMAO YOU CAN JUST HAVE MY TANKS BRO I DIDN'T WANT EM ANYWAY

ok, no one cares about your blogpost. begone

>SIEGING 10 FUCKING TANKS WHEN YOU KNOW THERE ARE CLOAKED WRAITHS
WHY

>Losing 10 tanks to Wraiths

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MOVE YOUR SHIT

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Noob move by Light, he should switch to Protoss wholesale

NOOOOOO
NOT MY MISSILE TURRET

anyone should switch to the superior race

Mmm free tanbks

>giving up the middle
noob

I love watching games where one player just completely throws away a bunch of important units for no real gain whatsoever.

Ahh lil' zooms. Denying the position was more valuable than the tanks.

FUCK YEAH HONEST VALKYRIES RAPE DISHONEST CLOAKING WRAITHS

CUTEST UNIT

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VALKYRIE
IN
T
V
T

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Light's thin red line won't hold

>Javohl!

valkyries are so great

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LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FLASH BANK GOING UP

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Going all the way

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based and valkpilled

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I
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

II
“Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

III
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.

IV
Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

V
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell.
They that had fought so well
Came through the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

VI
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!

UH OH

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nice valkyriemind

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THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
WE NEED TO SUMMON MOOT IMMEDIATELY

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ANCHOVY THIS SHIT

>Valkyrie_SCR_HeadAnim.gif
>valkyrie qt starcraft sc.gif

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LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING BANKS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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this minimap is beautiful

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GET READY


BATTLE CRUISERS

OPERATIONNAL

BCS

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CATTLEBRUISERS INCOMING

it's the kind of scenario you'd start a campaign mission on

lambs to the slaughter

yuck

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*scans intensify*

rorschach'd

Light forcing Flash to break his shoulder.

Would mass valks work againts bcs? I never considered it.

7
FUCKING
THOUSAND
MINERALS

vocaroo.com/i/s0K8YJOVuJlc

>heroin

>sound of 10 scans going off

literally every 5 seconds

BCs have 3 base armor i think, so un-upgraded valk missiles only do 3

Not really. Valks fire multiple weak shots that gets soaked up by armor. And you can just spread out BCs so that you can't splash them.

EMP
M
P

BAHAHAHA THAT FUCKING EMP LIGHT YOU SHITTER

IT HAPPENED

RIP YAMATO

NUT

E M P
M
P

does no damage

>science vessels are the counter to bunched up BCs
user was right all along

Light was just begging to get EMP'd there kek

It's amazing how SC1 BCs reuse the wraith ground attack and still are more satisfying to kill shit with than sc2 BCs

More like NOmato amirite

E
M
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APOLOGIZE

you know what also does no damage? Yamato Cannon if you have no energy

IT

JUST

KEEPS

HAPPENING

BOOM

SNIPED

>dude just build more BCs lmao

FLAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Flashy move!

>my wrist hurts
>I'm tired of microing
>a click BCS

the balance model is
new anti air flyers (devourer, valk and corsair) do low rapid fire AOE damage to quickly kill clumped air units like wraith, scout and muta
capital ships (carrier, BC) with high armor beat up the low damage anti air flyers with their high armor
fighter yets (scouts and warith) are countering capital ships with their high damage AA damage

KINO

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LMAO FLASH JUST FLEW OVER AND EASILY ERASED LIGHT'S FLEET

H O W

>no yamatos
>no targeting
>no more golaiths to support
>being surprised you lose

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The virgin yamato snipe vs The chad attack move

>devourer
>rapid fire

There are BCs in SC2 coop that can switch from spamlaser to mini yamato cannon autoattack that does 200 damage a hit. Now that's satisfying.

Holy fuck that's so many BCs jesus christ

well they do the debuff that you combo with bouncing glaive for massive AOE damage

I was so angry about all the staff gated behind coop
I don't want to play with other people

ayyyyy

Now that was fucking awesome

gg

G
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G
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G
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>G
>G

Light playing the long game, waiting for Flash's arm to fall off

Can't be surprised. Center position too stronk

That was so close. Only came down to Light bungling two BC engagements.

What a show!

You can make a dummy account, party up with yourself and solo coop.

get up and stretch your legs!

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>flash wins one handed

Should have used Lockdown.

light seems demoralized. next game is gonna end quick

i'm stretching my third leg atm

DUDE THIS IS DARKWEB

Light played like shit

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How the fuck did Light botch both BC fights when he was on defensive terrain with Goliath and turret support, and having preempted hitting EMPs?

do Koreans like capeshit?

worse upgrades and less bcs

>light seems demoralized. next game is gonna end quick
I don't know, he never really had the upper hand in this game, given that he failed the early contain.

Losing a game where you had a strong lead eats you up, but ever since Flash took the center it was his to lose.

no drink some monster, eat your tendies and power lift some more

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>Flash's channel updates as he plays

youtube.com/watch?v=pMj-WTiIHXU

His targetting looked bad too. That last engagement had a nearly dead BC that stayed alive the entire time.

the correct way to watch that is with benny hill music

Im in bed being comfy.

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>All the years I feel for the powerlifter meme


Too soon man

Fuck I'm going to do some Yoga later

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Oh god I tore my ACL why did you tell me to do this!!!!???

Does Shine know English? He seems to respond to what Artosis is asking to see. Like the last game he cliked on the gas when Arty asked how much was in there.

morons

Just curious. Why is it called "Afreeca"?

Namaste, user. Namaste.

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>AfreecaTV (Korean: 아프리카TV, short for "Any FREE broadCasting")

google it, nigga

>do Koreans like capeshit?
Yeah, China is the biggest chink market, but Korea is the second.

Avengers Endgame box office:

China: $614,316,021
South Korea: $105,226,504
Japan: $54,661,638

shine knows english but he wouldn't be listening to the english cast. people who know the game generally think along the same lines though

Lmao Shine isn't listening to the English commentary. Artosis and Shine both just have a good sense for what should be focused on.

less of a counter, more of a "if you dont EMP you probably lose"

so its a hard counter?

based and sharppilled

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those cheeky cunt vultures

Kek Flash just preventing that construction.

Does anyone know how Junwi died? Some people speculated that it was suicide, but no one is certain.

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When sinful Terrans die, they go to Sparkle.

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Imagine being that marine who goes ahead and just eats 5 mines lol

namaste user, your yoga is quick

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Holy shit Light fucked this up so badly bahahaha

That was hard to watch

Those damn neural implants.

>Light in charge of siege tanks

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gi gi, light is finnished here

No, it's a soft counter. More vessels aren't going to stop battlecruisers. It's a debuff that lowers BC effectiveness.

imagine the marine who gets killed by your own vultures to make supply for tanks

GG

gg

well that was quick

NOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS LIGHT'S TURN

THE ZIP

HE ZIPPED

Flash in the light....

Light in the dark...

Flash. A monster.

WE GOT A ZIP

>THAT BUTTON UP

ZIPPED

>the classic flash pants zip up

GG. Pretty decent series.

>Flash was unzipped
Light never really had a chance.

remember to zip up

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GG

>walk forward
>5 mines jump up
>OW sh-

but arty told me its difficult!

GGs
Light won the most entertaining game

>tfw you realise he had to unzip it after game 2

GG
Flash zips back up

it's shoulder time

LIGHT GETS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET

S t a r g i r l

S T A R G I R L

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>uncovered shoulders
I knew it, she knew flash was playing and was gonna fuck her after his win.

BOYS
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SHOULDERS

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So, Rain vs Sacsri... 3-0 ?

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what was his OHP?

UNZIPPED
NO LUBE

>Flash will die before computers will be able to copy his brain as the eternal commander of humanity

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the things i would to do those shoulders

What is it with Koreans and double eyelid surgery?

Probably, Sacsri might manage a game since PvZ isn't Rain's strongest matchup, but it's definitely gonna be Flash vs. Rain.

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What? Like look at them awkwardly while she's not looking and then turn away when she notices?

>binged watched season 1-4 of asl
>get to season 5
>go from 4 to 8 on the tasteless feeling chart because Seo Yeon Ji was no longer stargirl

rain's PvZ is nothing to write home about. sacsri might grab 1 or 2 games

OP when is the next korea time?

Hopefully no more Terrans

based mong
bros before hoes

>it becomes Action vs Sacsri
>40 minute ZvZ matches
A man can dream

Who ever wins the semifinal, will go on to the finals...... woah

45 hours

I want to cum on those shoulders

Wait, did he say that Flash and Rain have never played each other?

Mong will always be there...

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Absolutely based mong

Good prediction user!

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It's cool that Mong and Flash have gotten close like that.

46 hrs from now, tuesday. PvZ, your wish is grated

action vs flash would be the best finals

It's not his fault at all but god I always lose all interest when the fucking translator comes on

>Who ever wins the semifinal, will go on to the finals

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yeah, maybe they've never met in a tournament and that is what he meant?
youtube.com/watch?v=NynumhKrRpQ&ab_channel=SC:BWDUALFPVODs

no shit

mong is a korean national treasure

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good thread and some good games, thanks anons

>tfw Tasteless still loves us

Yeah, I knew they had played online before, but I just assumed they had faced each other at some point in the last few years in an actual tournament. That should be a fun series between them.

Rain's record vs flash is abysmal though, like 25% or something. Best actually has the best record vs. flash, he wins like 35-40% of his games

>he didn't blow a kiss
Time to commit sudoku

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Obviously top players practice against each other all the time

Online records are borderline worthless

youtube.com/watch?v=sRjC2ruGi1Y&t=39m34s

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Final match should just be Flash vs Jaedong matches until one of them is on the floor writhing in pain

PvP finals again

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>Eyebrows of an anime vampire
I'm dying.

what about zero

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>flash jaedong best of infinite series until ones wrist explodes taking out the entire studio audience

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>milk flavored soda

>milk flavored sad
fucking why

Mong is fucking 1 in a million man

reminder our handsome lad bisu is fresh back from the military and is doing some kind of welcome back stream in like half an hour

youtube.com/watch?v=lEqD6FDIVw0

What a based day of games.

Got milkis?

Kellymilkis

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milkis is fucking legit tho, love it

what happened to prettyboy toss' hair?

It's funny you say that. I noticed him flexing his lips a few times right after closing out, like he was holding himself back from blowing a kiss.

>tfw a heart will never be blind and frozen again

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>youtube video already taken down for copyright
goddammit google

God damn it I missed the second match and wanted to watch it later ,can I find it anywhere else?

afreeca

thats great, i wish i'd come to this thread earlier instead of fapping

hearing tasteless stories genuinely makes me feel better than fapping now

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the rest of building is the sex dungeon idiot

What Korean foods should I be eating?