This series is literally training children on how to kill people

Hitman 2>BM>Hitman>contracts>SA>Absolution=C47

You mean it can teach me how to be a master of disguise, be a lethal sniper and think 3 steps ahead of the enemy?

and that's a good thing!

what the fuck you looking at cracka

Real talk, should hitman purchasers be put on a watchlist?

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fpbp

Aren't Pokemon purchasers more worthy of that? They literally hoard innocent animals and put them in cockfights in those games, who knows what they're capable of

47 is the best assassin in the world because reloading a save or restarting is canon and only 47 retains the memory of previous attempts.

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Hmmm....

Which Hitman 2? There are two games called Hitman 2 now because the developer is trying to erase the games that made the franchise noteworthy, probably because some new guys are in charge and they're butthurt about not making the best Hitman games.

Hitman 2016 is the best and its not even close

Unironically true, if it was called Rapeman and was about rape most dorks would say it was inspiring people to rape, why are we so desensitized to murder??

Or they're rebooting the series for a younger paying audience because it's less intimidating to start from HITMAN than Hitman 5.

Good, I want less niggers and more professionals 2030 can be just like 1930 if we get working

Dang man, kids should use their remote controlled phones to electrocute people and blend in with different races/cultures wearing stolen clothes from people who work together and won't notice you aren't the same person as before.

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Then don't buy it for your child idiot.

Pfft, sure, provided they have unfettered access to firearms. But what kind of country would be irresponsible enough to have that many guns in circulation and easily procured?

That wold be fucking amazing
>kids kill people silently without leaving any trace instead of mass shootings
>everyone is in panic
>government can't do shit
>edgy kid assassins terrorize country

Yet street crime is alright in your books huh

Children shouldn't be playing M rated games in the first place, user. That's the result of poor parenting.

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Hitman 2016 and Hitman 2018 are the best games in the series.

HiTMAN 2(018) you dolt

Well then you better kill your children first.

>press button to see through walls and get told what to do by the game

epic, just epic

you can turn both of those off

>turn on easy mode
>Woooow why is this game so easy
Based retard.

The best country in the world Baby! You have to be 18 to buy a gun at that point you're an adult. Yet you wonder why West Euroland is 1984.
>imagine actaully being scared of the idea of a mass shooter in America when gun deaths in the US are 0.6 per 100000

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agreed

>18
>adult

yet you have to be 21 to drink

>The best country in the world Baby!
Imagine the sort of person that typed this out

I learned everything I know about assassination from Hitman. I'm also on a 10 month good behavior bond after I tried to push a man into ankle-deep water to drown him but I'll get him next time. Fucker don't know about my coins.

>retarded americans thinking everything is made for and about them
kek

Alcoholism kills more Americans in a year than firearms

OBSESSED

Look I hate these current laws, I love this land tho and when I get the chance to fix it I will then I will make the effort to leave counties alone and let then kill each other. I I could go back to 1959 I would but I'll do my Best to make 2019 look like it

Scared of guns Europe? I'm sorry your county and it's hate speech laws are so much nicer

Alcoholism in the systems of angry dads creates more mass shooters than my guns have

Cope.

dilate

I agree with your notion, I don't care if they take games off of the store shelves and replace them with more kid friendly games. I buy games on steam so worse case I get a foreign key

Rent free.

They capture the essence of BM and contracts and I love them dearly for that